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Hi peeps!! I'm Emma/GladeSista1!! This is actually an account shared by me and my sister, Kiera/GladeSista2. Before a story, we will tell you who is the one writing it. Or possibly, both of us will write it, if we get along alright. . .
I know GladeSistas is a very strange name, but we have a reason for that. When Kiera and I were watching TV, an extremely annoying commercial for Glade Scented candles popped up. Both of us jumped up and started running around the house quoting the commercial. We were then known as the GladeSistas! :D (Pronounced: GLAW day SISTAHS) (Try to make it sound French, that's what the commercial was doing) Shudders Here's GladeSista2/Kiera!
Sup Dudes/dudets!! It is I GladeSista2!! My sister and I have two TOTALLY different styles of writing, so you will most likely know which one of us it is! I generally do something stupid. I am a weirdo, and sometimes have odd spaz moments. I do not have a mental illness, I just love to be a random dork!! :D
Unlike my freak of a sister, (Kiera: HEY!) I tend to do more serious stories. Mostly because I can't be funny. At all. Trust me on that. I'm not very good with details though, but Kiera strangely is a master at details, (FEAR ME!) and she's younger than me! So yeah. We are both completely obsessed with the Dark Knight, it was one of the best movies I've ever seen. The Joker (R.I.P. Heath Ledger), was incredible and amazing. We've both seen it five times, I hope to see it again. GO SEE IT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T!! Expect some Batman fanfictions from us in the future.
As my incompatent sister stated before, (Emma: Excuse me?) the Dark Knight is DA BOMB! The Joker is completely and totally awesome!
Emma talking again!! Hehem. I love writing, (obviously), soccer, reading, singing and drawing. When I grow up, I really want to work for Disney. But of course Disney is being stupid and switching to computer animated movies. Bad move there in my opinion. If that doesn't work out, I'll probably work at Disneyland or be a journalist. I love Disney. :) Here's a link to my DeviantART account: Check it out, I finally have pictures up.
I have no idea what Kiera wants to do. She changes her mind alot. Haha.
Forced Love Continued: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4930013/1/
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Things to do on an elevator: (By JacobTwilighter)
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darn it, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.
Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
Make chalk drawings on the walls.
As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
These are added by Emma and Kiera:
Stand in the corner with your arms wrapped protectively around you muttering, "They're after me, they're after me."
Dance in circles wildly.
When the elevator starts, scream "To infinity and beyond!"
If the elevator jolts or makes a weird move say, "Houston, we have a problem," into your wrist.
Take notes on every person that walks in. Stare suspiciously.
Talk to an imaginary friend.
Start saying repeatedly, "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!"
When there's at least five people in the elevator, ask for everyone's name. Introduce yourself as Bob the heroic chipmunk.
Make faces at people.
Lean over and whisper, "I love chimpanzees. Do YOU like chimpanzees?" in your neighbor's ear.
So yeah . . . here's our stories!! READ AND REVIEW!!
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