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Joined 08-12-08, id: 1664634, Profile Updated: 08-30-11
Author has written 21 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, and Stargate: SG-1.

Hey, I'm just a Aussie girl obssesed with Doctor Who, Torchwood, Bones, Sherlock and a lot of things that come my way. I am a crap writer but it fills in time in my day, who needs to do homework anyway...

Currently I ship:

Doctor Who: Rose/9,10 (Not so much anymore, it's getting pretty scary how bad it all is), Jack/9,10,11, Jack/Rose/Doctor

Torchwood: Pretty much canon, Jack/Ianto (Ianto forever!), Gwys, Towen

Bones: Booth/Brennen (How can you be a fan of this show and not ship it :) ), Angela/Hodgens, Zach/Angela (If written well)

Sherlock: John/Sherlock (Only in the TV show, book canon shipping weirds me out for some reason), Mycroft/Sherlock (I'm going to hell for this one ;), it facinates the odd side of me but I only really read if it's written well.)

I've seen heaps of these on profiles and I need something to fill mine up so, meh.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Doctor Who/Torchwood characters:

1)10th Doctor 2) Ace 3) Capt. Jack Harkness 4) Owen 5) Martha 6) Jackie 7) John Smith 8) Mickey 9) Tony (Roses baby brother) 10) 9th Doctor 11) Rose 12) Ianto

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Jackie/Rose. O-o; No...

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Owen? Oh defantly. He's dead hot, pun intened

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ianto got Mickey pregnant? Right, ignoring the laws of nature I don't think Jack would be too happy.

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Tony fics arn't thick on the ground, but I'm sure there's one out there. Somewhere.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ace/Jackie. Crap no! Jackie has the hots for 9th Doctor too much. Oh, and her husband in the parallel universe might have something to say on the matter.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Martha/Tony or Martha/ 9th Doctor? I hate Martha/9th (or 10th) Doctor fics, but I havent seen any Martha/Tony fics so I might go with them.

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

John Smith walked in on Ace and Ianto? He would probably faint, or get so confused that he explodes.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Jack/9th Doctor. Smut. Need I say more?

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

10th Doctor/Mickey? Crap, hope not. That'd be scary.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

John Smith/Ianto. 'A universe apart". WTH, I don't know. What would they be comferting about? Their love of Jack's swooness?

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Owen de-flowering the tenth Doctor. Hmm, Jack and Doctor get together, Jack cheats, goes to hub to confront him, Owen finds everything out, comfort, you figure out the rest ;)

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

John Smith/?, none of my friends really read slash, I is the only one, I have read a few slash storys, maybe 1 John slash but I'm not sure. They are out there.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Rose? Nope, sure people do, she is hot for a Pom girl

15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Ace/Jack/Owen? Nope, don't think Owen is like that, Jack would love Ace though.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

9th Doctor. "FANTASTIC" XD

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mickey. 'Idiot' By Lisa Marie. Hmm, I don't think I like Mickey.

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

10th Doctor/Jackie/Ianto. Warning: May cause dizzyness, high levels of confution and eventual imploding.

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

9th Doctor's pick up line for Ace? "We don't need Nitro 9 for an explosion to happen between us 'Raises an eyebrow' " I have no idea, a variation on this probably.

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Martha. I refuse to read Martha fics, the last one I read with her in it Rose used her Bad wolf powers to make her dissapear cause Martha was pissing everyone off.

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Jackie. Hmm, her in a dressing gown, Idk.

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Rose shag Tony? Um, no... Just no. No.

23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Jack and John Smith. Jack on top. Unless John surprised Jack, don't see it happening. Love the Fics on this BTW

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

10th Doctor and Tony (WTF) are in a happy relationship until Tony suddenly runs off with Owen. The Doctor, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rose (Yeah!) and a breif unhappy affair with Ianto, then follows the wise advice of Martha and finds true love with Jack (XD).

"The undeniable love"

IDK, I would write it :D

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

John Smith/Mickey...

Yeah. Mmm. Just... don't go there.

Now the usual copy & pastes

If you think you've picked up a little habit of rambling and noticing people don't really listen to what you say and just sort of nodd and stuff and act like they both know what you're talking about and are listening from the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever told someone you're voting Saxon, and they had no clue what you were talking about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the ancient cultures predict the end of the world in 2012 becuase thats when they will cancel Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever bought a song becuase it was on Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you're random and proud of it,copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile! And if you want needy, try Series 3 Martha! )

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If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

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If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're a devout Doctor/Rose shipper, but even you are getting sick of all those reunion fics (I will admit it if you admit it!), put this in your profile. (Not so much devout anymore, the quality of them is seriously wanting ATM)

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If David Tennant is WAY WAY WAY more attractive than Orlando Bloom copy and paste this onto your profile.

If "The Oncoming Storm" is more attractive than Orlando Bloom copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend/husband and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can´t look at a stopwatch and/or hockey stick without having dirty thoughts, copy this into your profile.

If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with something (cough torchwood cough doctor who cough) that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile. (This one is in bold, because it applies to me A LOT!!)

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, or TV etc. to come out/be release/premiere, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward (or any of the other characters), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile!

WHY IT IS NOT RANDOM TO READ PEOPLES ENTIRE PROFILES!!

1) Thats what they are there for.

2) Why else do people update them? FOR YOU TO READ THEM!!

3) Pie (and me, of course) is(are?) awesomely amazing and your just jealous.

4) Otherwise this whole thing would be a horrible waste of time and effort.

5) I do it ALL the time... XD

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, CosmicalMadison, Kitcatty

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Do what the Doctor tells you!

Statements from the Doctor on Life and how to live it

•First things first….but not necessarily in that order.

•Don't be afraid to dress conspicuously.

•Hang on long enough, and you’re bound to see something interesting

•Be polite to strangers; offer them a jelly baby.

•When government gets involved, start getting nervous

•Best camouflage is not to look like you’re hiding.

•Say NO when you believe you should.

•First appearances are a load of rot.

•Trouble can look like just about anything. Remember that.

•Life is hard. Then you regenerate.

•There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

•A little shock never hurt anyone.

•Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.

•There is a scientific explanation for everything.

•But you don’t always need to know it.

•Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

•Bananas are good.

•Killing can be necessary. That doesn’t make it right

•Don’t annoy the only one who can fix things!

•Face bureaucracy with sarcasm.

•Never trust anyone who says ‘everything is fine’

•When in doubt, bang the console with a mallet.

•No matter how much you know, there’s something you don’t.

•Stupid rules were made to be broken.

•The ability to do something isn’t a reason to do it

•Listen to people who make sense.

•DON’T RUN OFF!

•Make friends. Everyone needs a friend sometime.

•This is life; nothing's sure

•Time and Time Lords wait for no man.

•People can be so much more than they think.

•When I say run, RUN!

•Always look at the scenery.

•Traveling through established timelines is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.

•Anyone can change. Anyone.

•Never guess, unless you have to; there's enough uncertainty in the universe as it is…

•Everyone will fall for an enormously big lie at some point.

•Talking gets you out of some very tight corners.

•If it glows, avoid it.

•Everyone deserves a chance.

•Sign language doesn’t work at all!

•Use your head!

•If you’re going to be nasty you can just go home.

•Courage is your last and best quality.

•Don’t know what it is, don’t touch it.

•Don’t have a neuron implosion.

•The nicest people are not what they seem.

•Oi! Don’t push the nice big buttons!

•Don’t let your curiosity run away with you.

•They will not see you if you stand very close to the wall.

•One must always accept the unexpected.

•All aliens speak with British accents.

•Humans are very easily sent into hysterics.

• Learn everything you can

•Trust your senses. All of them.

•Wherever you go, people are essentially the same.

•Do not distract the driver.

•Never say ‘that won’t happen.’

•Laugh once in a while. At anything.

There's nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle.

•Keep your heart(s) in good shape

•Be HAPPY!

•Never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

•However bad it may be, it'll all blow up in the last scene.

•Stay out of the shadows

•Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another.

•Get a little perspective.

•Innovate. Always innovate.

•The worst won't happen if you do something immensely clever.

•Try not to fly off the handle!

•It doesn’t matter where you are in space and time; you still get peckish!

•Don’t dwell on anything too long.

•Life is worth nothing if it’s taken at the cost of others.

•You CAN’T fight Sontarans!

•If someone says ‘shut UP!’, do it

•Humans have an amazing capacity for self-deception.

•One solid hope's worth a cartload of certainties.

•If you're so clever, then you know how to listen!

•Don’t trust the computers.

•If you muck something up, be sure to apologize.

•Ask yourself: What would The Doctor do?

•War is not heroic.

•Your best weapons are your mind, your scarf, and your brolly.

•Have hope. Always have hope.

•Get plenty of sleep. Never mind the circumstances.

•Try anything once.

•Change is good. But it can be painful.

•Get a hobby. Everybody needs one.

•Life will out!

•If you fail, get very angry. Then succeed.

•Do what is right. Even if it breaks your heart(s).

•You won’t get called a stupid ape if you don’t act like one.

•I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

•It’s good to bring along a change of clothes. Or a few.

• All alien planets have corridors somewhere.

•You never know what you're going to get.

•Think fast.

•The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common; they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views.

•Companions may come and go, but your K9 is forever.

•Don’t say ‘what could go wrong?’

•You can get into anywhere with a confident attitude…and psychic paper.

•Do what’s right. Not what’s reasonable.

Life’s an adventure. That’s why we keep living!

The 'Shippers Oath (Not mine!)

I will hold
true to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Submission Files by tstul006 reviews
Leave it to Gwen to suggest a game and not consider the consequences it could have on Ianto. Just a two part story for now. It is all smut. Jack/Ianto/Owen pairing. Ianto's POV. Chapter 3 -The beginning part 1. BDSM Warning.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jack H., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 122 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 12,174 - Follows: 1,491 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Tweed and Cake by Madame Seabush reviews
Someone orders Sherlock a stripper cake for his birthday. Oneshot. AU ? .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons by Otter Child reviews
Vignettes chronicling the first year of Jenny's life with her father. An impulsive young girl has a lot to learn. And so does an reckless man who thought he knew it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
A Lesson In Science by CatsbytheGreat reviews
While in Cardiff, Sherlock and Watson have run-in with a certain Captain in a bar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Hands by ZannaBQ reviews
John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Angels of the Silences by E.A. Week reviews
The tenth Doctor goes undercover at a small American college to unravel the mystery behind a brutal murder, but he’s not the only incognito time-traveler on campus.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Jack's Shower by crescentgaia reviews
Ianto and Jack have a talk about Jack's shower. One shot - complete.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Watchers Vignettes by JaqueDark reviews
Jack and Ianto get caught three times. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. First by Toshiko on Camera, then Gwen on Owen's chair and finally by Owen in Jack's office. MATURE ADULT WARNING/YAOI. COMPLETE.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Jack Harkness and the Bikini Clad Vampire Nymphos by Danica Enjolras reviews
One of the untold adventures of Captain Jack Harkness, Time Agent. Crack!fic with B-movie cliches
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Terrible Terrible Consequences by Raven Aorla reviews
Crack ficlet, set during the episode "Dalek". So the Dalek has absorbed the entire Internet of 2012. Given what the Internet is like NOW, I shudder to think...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Shattered Indignity by Jedi-Bant reviews
After an argument with Jack, Ianto is pushed off his apartment balcony, causing massive spinal damage, he is unlikely to ever walk again; but is Jack really capable of doing something like that?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Tale of Pterodactyls by Ceefax reviews
Myfanwy's missing, and Ianto's worried...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Partners and Parents by Ceefax reviews
AU. Jack's the father, Ianto's the uncertain young step-parent, and Team Torchwood are their kids.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Blacking Out the Friction by Sushi Chi reviews
Ianto and Owen are stuck in the middle of no where. Implied Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Other Side by montypython203 reviews
10 and Rose have been together for 15 years now. But Jackie gives them some news that could change their lives forever. FINISHED!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,542 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Venturing Into The Unknown by Nothing But Bones reviews
All of Sweets' patients are forced to attend a team-building exercise, much to the distaste of our dynamic duo. Surrounded by partners who have a strained relationship, will Brennan and Booth finally realise how special their bond really is?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,725 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Curiosity by Leda74 reviews
There's a cat on board. This is no ordinary cat, however, and things are about to get worse, because the TARDIS is feeling neglected...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
How To Train Your Doctor by Lana Aurelius reviews
Exactly as the title says. A sequel of sorts to 'Normal Life Doctor' but can be stand alone. The Doctor acts like a child so Rose treats him like one! Please read and review me!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007
Freak Lawnmower Accident by netgirly2k reviews
A heartwarming tale in which the entire cast of Torchwood dies horribly
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Multitasking by Fayth3 reviews
Typical man, can't multitask. Can he talk and listen? Rose wants to know. Happy!Who fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Oh for crying out loud! by SciFiDVM reviews
Ever wonder what SG1 would think of some of the crazy positions we put them in? SG1 reads some fanfic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005
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The Baker Street Ideas reviews
All the little story fragments that haven't made full stories. Some Gen, some Sherlock/John. Rating may go up
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Storms reviews
"He hated storms. But he couldn't help it; it was a hold on from his less reasonable years, a fear born of naivety." Sherlock reflects on his fear of storms. S/J Friendship unless you have your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Roleplaying reviews
50 words long, slight Twilight crossover. Wasn't sure about the rating, Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Fears reviews
John thinks he's afraid of the dark...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nail gun reviews
Sherlock's been a nightmare for the past fortnight but none of that really compares to what John finds this time... I own nothing!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Most people notice when they've been teleported reviews
Jack/Daniel Slash, Drabble-and-a-half, and I know I'm mixing my fandoms with that title but once I thought of it I couldn't not use it. I own nothing
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
I thought I could reviews
Dark!fic, mentions of drug abuse. Poor Sherlock. I own nothing
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wardrobe reviews
Drabble, some people have skeletons in their wardrobe, others have zombies. I own nothing
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Pets reviews
Drabble-and-a-bit, a hidden treasure from my hard drive. I own nothing
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Love knows no barriors reviews
Silly fic, found in the dark depths of my hard drive. I own nothing
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
The last will and testament of JHarkness reviews
Ianto discovers Jack's will, what will he think of it? Janto, just cause.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Sherlock Holmes Picture Special reviews
John catches Sherlock humming, what music could Sherlock possibly know? Slight RHPS crossover, Crack!tastic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Daycare reviews
AU. When you're young everyone's your best friend.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Thud reviews
Janto, Jack knows how to keep Ianto on his toes...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Hints reviews
10/Master Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Scrabble Ship reviews
TARDIS Trio, Jack and the Doctor are playing a game Rose can't quite get...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Things the team have learnt from each other reviews
A list thingy, me and Emily, a.k.a Miss Whoniverse, wrote it together. She's posted it on her account too.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Lifes Little Moments reviews
A little Janto I wrote when I went without sleep for 18 hours. Don't know about the rating, tell me if it needs to go up :D
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Songs Alive! reviews
Put my ipod on shuffle, I had however that song lasted for to write a story that it inspired me to write
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
A Little Bundle of Annoying reviews
One-Shot. 9th Doctor, Rose, Jack and some bunnies!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Blast From The Past reviews
Jack gets a bit lost... AU, one-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Dorothy M./Ace, Jack H. - Complete