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I decided I needed to introduce myself better. Here I go, and I hope I don't offend anyone here! It is really because I ate too much sugar and nothing else. Really.
Ahem. Where did the mic go...? Ah there it is.
"Attention all fangirls and if it is the case, fanboys! I thank you very much for travelling so far (on cyberspace, of course) just to read my profile page! You might have ended up here by clicking my username out of curiosity, or simply because you find 'ZukaFujiZone' being a really sappy and retarded username! (You better not admit it though! I might throw bombs at you because TezukaFuji are made to be together!) Whatever the reason is, I wish you could read this until the end, unless you are a Tezuka-and-Fuji-are-just-friends-you-blind-idiot type :D. If you really happen to be one, you might want to find the exit ~points at the green 'back' button on the left side of the screen~ as soon as possible, because this is a profile zone reserved for Tezuka and Fuji! (And I thought I was going to talk about myself!)"
"First and foremost, you must know that Tezuka and Fuji are the fruit of canon-ness and love, and that one day, their names shall appear in the dictionary beside the words 'Sweet', 'Love', 'UST', 'Canon', 'Epic Win', 'Married', 'Couple', 'Smex', 'Masturbation' and 'Fujisexual and Tezukasexual'. If your brain disallow you to process these, or if you think I'm being even more retarded than my username, you might as well exit because there more nonsense to come."
"Second of all, which is probably just as important as the first, you have to know I am obsessed with Tezuka and Fuji. If you do not know that, it is either you need further brainwash from me (it's coming in a moment, please be patient) or because you are blind. If you are the latter, I seriously have to ask how you found your way here in the first place... but that's beside the point. Anyhow, I am married to TezukaxFuji legally (cough self-proclaimed cough). I love ZukaFuji, I write ZukaFuji, I read ZukaFuji, I breathe ZukaFuji, I sleep thinking of them, I dream ZukaFuji, I wake up still thinking of them, I eat ZukaFuji, I drink ZukaFuji, I love ZukaFuji, I study ZukaFuji, (you have to see that whole anatomy and physiology I made of them), I devoure ZukaFuji, I love ZukaFuji, I giggle at ZukaFuji, I squeal when I see ZukaFuji, I love ZukaFuji... and so on. (Oh, did I mention I love ZukaFuji? Silly me, I must have forgotten.) You can add any verb at any tense you want, it will still make sense. Don't believe me? Here is an exemple: I sneeze ZukaFuji. If you want to listen to me sneeze, email me at email@example.com and I shall record myself while sneezing. It might take some time though, that the haphzard make it happen exactly when I have my videocamera on 'filming'. Anyhow, you will most probably hear 'AaaaaZukaFujiChoo!'"
"I may sound more and more random/retarded/obsessed/crazy, but trust me, I know what I'm doing. Which reminds me, I still haven't mentionned my name yet... Well, much to my disappointment, I am not called 'ZukaFuji'... but you can call me that if you want, dear public! (If there is anyone who read this far, that is...) It will make me happy! Though my real name sounds really ordinary, (Tina), it would be too much of a coincidence if my parents really did call me 'ZukaFuji' no? Why must such a thing as coincidence even exist? If it didn't, I might truly be called ZukaFuji..."
"Back to the point... my ultimate hobby is (ZukaFuji) drawing. Oh, I didn't mention I draw ZukaFuji did I? You probably figured it out on you own though... sigh you are growing to know me so fast... Though you might not believe me after such a brainwash, (I officially called it 'Tina's EpicWin, Extra Strenghtening Deluxe (Inui Juice) ZukaFujiBrainwash') I do have a normal life outside obsessing over Tezuka and Fuji and writing nonsense on my supposed-to-be-profile-page. Another hobby of mine is eating sugar. You must never put me with sugar in the same room for all you will get as a result is... oh damn, I think I ate sugar. Yeah, you will get the same result as you just read through my profile, but the effects may vary from the amount of sweet I ate/digested."
"Contrary to popular belief, I can actually be pretty intelligent when I want to. The best exemple are my crack fics, with much nonsense and stupidity and... well, you get the point. (NO YOU DO NOT!) But when I am serious, which happens once every light year, I can detach myself from Tezuka and Fuji for a record time of one hour. (Self-proclaimed, once again). I don't bite, unless you are made of sugar, and I can be friendly too. (Yes, I can be other than annoying, trust me on this one. Hey, it's not like I said I was going to divorce Tezuka and Fuji! Hey, where are you going?) If you are as crazy as me, or even more so, (Inui notes in his book that the probablility is 0,000000000000000001 percent), you might want to friend me so we can totally fangirl over ZukaFuji together. Right now, Tacuma and I have the ultimate 'Must Rule the World With TeFu' project going on. If you are interested, email either me or her so we can get one more slave... scratch that, member on our project!"
"No seriously, if you are still reading this and have not lost your sanity, or fallen off the chair, I really must congratulate you, because you are at the end of the profile page. (That means you survived! And I was convinced not even Tezuka could read past this without rolling his eyes!) If you still think I am interesting enough to friend, my email is only 1... 5...10...20...24 letters long! It will probably waste one minute of your life, but hey, it's for a good cause! For those more skilled with computers and technology, I'm sure you can copy/paste this to contact me: firstname.lastname@example.org
"No, I am not trying to blackmail you, and yes, the 'Tina's EpicWin, Extra Strenghtening Deluxe (Inui Juice) ZukaFujiBrainwash' is over, you have nothing to fear, and YES FOR THE LAST TIME THAT EMAIL IS NOT FAKE! I tend to be very open-minded (in the whole sense of the word), and no I am not single for those interested. If you haven't caught on, I am married to TeFu."
This is the end of the profile page! For those who haven't figured it out yet, I am a female from Canada and I write none else than TezukaxFuji from Prince of Tennis! (If you really haven't caught on, you might want to go to the optometrist and get your eyes checked because apparently you have an unabletoreadTezukaFujiincapslock disease.)
Let's just say I had nothing to do because I was sick. (You probably figured that one out by yourself too.)
Last reminder: I love ZukaFuji, I read ZukaFuji, I dream ZukaFuji... ~receives tomato on my face~ Ok ok, you get the point, I will stop rambling! Geez, didn't have to waste such a juicy tomato...
For those who have read the above, I was sick okay? NO I AM NO LONGER SICK DAMMIT!
If you have any comments, you can always friend me over at LJ or even email me. 8D I was being serious when I mentioned my email.
PS: If you have free time, I dare you to count the number of times I said ZukaFuji in this whole page :D
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