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Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Torchwood.

Hi, fellow fanfic lovers! I'm Burton, Lauren Burton...

My stories are mainly Torchwood, Doctor Who and Supernatural, but who knows? I might add something new in there to spice things up a bit every once in a while.

I also have a problem with keeping up with my stories. So, if I started one and haven't finished it yet and you really want to know what happens next, feel free to PM me and yell and gripe until I finish it.

But enough about me. Go read some stories already! I mean, that's why we're here, right?

Ways to annoy people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.

8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

My two favourite ones:

1 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2 When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Britain.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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Fuse by Senket reviews
The drastic changes are not always the most obvious ones. Nick Cutter gets more than he bargained for, but perhaps it's for the better. Alternate Reality. N.Cutter/S.Hart
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - N. Cutter, Stephen H. - Complete
Moments in Time by thesilversun reviews
10 connected drabbles about Cutter's relationships with Helen and Stephen. Contains fix its for 1x06 and 2x07, no spoilers for s3. Nick/Helen, Helen/Stephen and Nick/Stephen.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - N. Cutter, Stephen H. - Complete
Dean and Cas spend some time alone by Daria234 reviews
futureDean/futureCas. Dean wanted to spend tonight alone, but Cas doesn't care what Dean wants. Set in future 'verse of Episode 5.04, "The End." Slash and angst and spoilers for 5.04, don't read if you don't like.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Why Do You Keep A Diary? by JonesIantoJones reviews
Jack asks Ianto a question. Short bit of fluff... just a theory I had. Let me know what you think :
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Jacks by Tylluan reviews
Starting at the end of Day 1, this is an alternate universe look at what might have happened if Jack regenerated from other body parts. How would it have changed what happened in the subsequent days? *Spoiler warning for Children of Earth*
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,620 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Dreamer by That Dragon Kid reviews
Set a year after Children of Earth - may contain spoilers . Jack’s return to earth a year after his departure surprises everyone, but does it have anything to do with the mysterious girl claiming to be able to revive the deceased?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
My Sacred Heart by HeyMcFly reviews
What happend if everyone's favorite hunters had to go to the craziest hospital in town? Crossover between Supernatural and Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Janitor, Dean W. - Complete
Falling by fluttercullen89 reviews
Summary inside. You'll just have to read to find out! I'll give you a sonic screwdriver if you do! :D
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Never Forget by Francesca Montag reviews
Rose and the Doctor in Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Her name was Rose by BananaBabe903 reviews
Poetry in the Doctor's POV. Post Doomsday. The walls have closed and the Doctor can't put it all together--let alone hold it all together. Warning: Big levels on sadness ahead!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Walking Backwards by gaia-x-goddess reviews
Drabble. Cutter's haunted by Stephen walking backwards, to face his death, without knowing that he wasn't saving Nick at all. Quite the opposite.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Stephen H., N. Cutter - Complete
Lessons learnt by kcblackstar reviews
The lists of things the team learnt when Stephen moved in with Nick. Stick Slash Stephen/Nick but could lead to more
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Stephen H., N. Cutter - Complete
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Sweet Child of Mine reviews
Two ficlets and a fic: Revelations: Sam and Gabe start talking about the future and Sam discovers a very different aspect of angel physiology. Sing Me Sweet: Sam gets a bit upset when he hears what Gabriel has been singing to their unborn daughter. Also, the movie alluded to is Open Water 2: Adrift Sweet Child of Mine: Sam and Gabriel bring their daughter home for the first ti
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Just Words
A series of short scenes, each inspired by a single word. Some are AU, some aren't. Some humorous, some not. It's really a grab bag. Contain Dean, Sam, Castiel, mention of Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,095 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
A Winter Day reviews
Fluffy Destiel. Written in response to a prompt requiring Dean, Castiel, a snowball fight, hot chocolate, and whipped cream. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Anything reviews
I got a request for porn, so I wrote porn. Destiel. Plotless. Oneshot. Dean needs a distraction and Castiel realizes he'd do anything for his human. Based off of a word prompt: Buss.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Soldier reviews
Castiel has changed a lot since he met Dean. He used to be a perfect little soldier. No one can stay that while among humans. One-shot. Rated for deaths.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Reminiscent reviews
Jack watches Ianto die.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Waiting reviews
What really went through Castiel's head when Dean hung up on him? Season 4, The End.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Distractions
10/Rose. The Doctor offers Rose a few choice destinations for their next adventures. Full of babble and humour. I do not own Doctor Who or its characters. However, I do have some pet flutterings. So, I own them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.