Zamael
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Joined 08-12-08, id: 1664797, Profile Updated: 10-12-12
Author has written 36 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Calvin & Hobbes, One Piece, Metroid, Homestuck, Kung Fu Panda, Elder Scroll series, Legend of Korra, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

I'm just a guy that likes to write things sometimes.

Usually whatever I feel like doing at the moment.

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KFP: Drabble Edition! by who smiles reviews
One hundred drabbles about varying topics and characters in the world of Kung Fu Panda. Chapter 28- "After the Darkest Night Comes the Brightest Dawn" - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and at the end of the day, they were together.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,688 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011
Mai's Ramblings by Loopy777 reviews
Mai's secret thoughts on all the Avatar ships- you know the funny is coming when the driest, most critical personality in the show decides to let it all out! Everything Avatar is analyzed and described in the most ridiculous way possible! A fan favorite!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 69,082 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - [Sokka, Mai] Katara, Suki - Complete
Other Than That by hedwigs-pet-dalek reviews
An epic tale of war, romance and the quest for peace- or rather, the bits in between. Because even heroes feel the need to have inane conversations sometimes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Aang, Zuko
LIKE, Like by VickyVicarious reviews
Susie comes to a few realizations about her relationship with Calvin, and receives some flowers.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Mai Rants about Zutara by keylee reviews
A rant. Probably contains: immaturity, offensive arguments against Zutara, and a ridiculous amount of pro-Maiko content. Zutarians beware...flames accepted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mai
Sea Blue Eyes and Windy Skies by Avaleia reviews
Seven moments, two lovelorn adolescents, one story. From battered umbrellas to awkward double dates to love at its purest, they had always been together. They had always had each other, and that was all that mattered. Seven oneshots for Kataang week.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Aang, Katara
100 Years by AssaultSloth reviews
Locked away in the bowels of New Ozai, former king Bumi reminisces on a century of living. Experience the Mad Genius’ turbulent childhood in a world gripped by war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,707 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bumi, Aang
The Betrayer by Shadow Wasserson reviews
Even Airbending has a dark side.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Strawberries by Shadow Wasserson reviews
What would you do, if your world was falling apart? A story of the Airbenders, inspired by a Zen Buddhist parable.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Pakku's Wisdom by Muffytaj reviews
Two prompts were given: Pakku, and panties. This is the end result. Trauma all 'round!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
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For Want of Ten Seconds reviews
There is a perfect day ahead for Fionna and Flame Prince, but it is unexpectedly derailed before it even begins by a little noise from upstairs - in no less than two ways at once, setting the stage for an adventure that, out of all the weird and bizarre shenanigans she has ever ended up in her lifetime, is probably somewhere around the middle in the level of weirdness.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Fionna, Flame Prince - Complete
Unexpected Events at the Goldenglow Estate reviews
You can expect to see thieves trying to break in to your home. Or you can be the thief, and expect having to deal with guards and locks. Or maybe you have just woken up from a bit of a sleep and looking for something to eat. Well, sometimes the universe just conspires against you and things happen that you could never possibly have seen coming.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
I DARE YOu reviews
Calliope loved games too, though obviously nowhere near as much as her brother did. She loved to play even with him. And she loved to dare him, or do dares for him, and loved how annoyed he was whenever she passed something he would not have thought her to. But there is a limit to all, and there was a time her brother really pushed those limits.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Calliope, Caliborn - Complete
Measurements reviews
In order to build the robot body for his friend's friend, Equius Zahhak had to perform some rather deep-reaching studies. He certainly would not bother with such matters otherwise, and definitely feels nothing but contempt towards this other troll.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Equius Z. - Complete
Second Chance reviews
A privilege unlike any other bender who ever faced Amon in combat, Tarrlok did not lose his bending immediately. Contains spoilers for the finale.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Amon, Tarrlok - Complete
Jade: Be The Prophet reviews
A story of how a volatile diplomatic situation was dissolved by the Witch of Space's unmentionables.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Of Strength, Delicacy, and Tea
Just how badly did the trolls miss the point of the game? Equius demonstrates.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Equius Z. - Complete
Good Pain reviews
Perhaps punching those ironwood trees for so long had not been such a great idea after all. But how could she have known it back then?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Calvin's Model reviews
Wherein I have the opportunity to observe a truly marvelous young painter in his work, and catch an eyeful of the world through his eyes.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Calvin - Complete
Master Tigress's Dowry reviews
When his daughter, adopted or otherwise, is preparing to get married, Master Shifu would so have wished that his greatest challenge would have been the seating order, or perhaps preparing a speech for the young couple. But nooo...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Shifu
The War for That Bloody Hat reviews
The story of one of the single stupidest and most unnecessary wars to ever have taken place on the seas.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
The Gift reviews
Master Tigress expresses her feelings in a way only a large feline predator could.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Déjà Vu reviews
When you decide to get yourself completely full of skooma, you can expect things to get a little weird.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Caius Cosades, The Nerevarine - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
When one is so much of an exact match of someone else, the few differences will look all the more glaring.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
You Cannot Stop True Love reviews
Weddings are always something to be celebrated at the Valley of Peace, in particular when they are between what everybody knows as True Love. But this time there are two that are unhappy...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Kitchen Cuddlin' reviews
Some people appreciate the occasional displays of affection while cooking. Others... not so much.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Po's Stash reviews
What, did you really think he didn't have one?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
When Kung Fu Dies reviews
Throughout his entire life, Shen had difficult time choosing the right enemies. His greatest one could not be killed at all.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Shen - Complete
Bedtime Story with Doc Scratch reviews
Omniscient he may be, but a great storyteller he is not: Doc Scratch's attempt to recite some Alternian history to the Handmaid could have gone better. Contains implications of sexual nature.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011
Hearts reviews
Rescued by Karkat Vantas, and having her flushed feelings reciprocated by him, Nepeta Leijon finds that she at last has everything she ever wanted from life. If only it could have been that simple. Rated for sad and some violence.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
First Impressions reviews
The first meeting of Avatar Korra and her new airbending master does not go as planned, mostly thanks to the intervention of a very unexpected guest. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011
The Authorization reviews
In which we explore the real reason Samus cannot use most of her equipment.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Samus A., Adam M. - Complete
Things That Go Rip In The Night reviews
There are some things that just can't be measured in any monetary value. That won't stop some people from trying.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
It's not always what you do, but what you say reviews
You make love like a dairy farmer!", and other sexual talks. Rated for lemon, crack pairings, and discussion about all things sex.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
A Scene at a Mailbox reviews
Four letters. Begins with an L. Makes communication, both by words and by mail, compeletely impossible.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Suffer not the scum reviews
Even with the war over, the world can be a depraved place to live. Katara witnesses some of this first-hand, and deals with the problem her own way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Katara - Complete
To cure a love sickness reviews
I believe everyone can guess how this is done. Contains spoilers for chapter 522.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Monsters of Second Generation reviews
Even imagination can be inherited. And when imagination moves from mother to child, along with it come the creatures.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
A Tiger, a Diary, and a Treehouse reviews
Due to some special circumstances, Calvin and Susie find themselves from each other's respective bedrooms. And as they learn interesting and disturbing new details about each other, great plans are set into motion... Calvin/Susie friendship.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Meteor Mail reviews
Birthdays are supposed to be fun and great, but Katara's sixteenth one wasn't very happy one, because an important guest was missing. But it got a turn to the better when he sent his congratulations in the most unconventional way possible. Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Katara, Aang - Complete
The Parting of the Ways reviews
The world was dying. A horrible force was on a rampage, killing everything in its path. And the Avatar was dying, too, at the worst possible moment. He couldn't afford to die, and so he used the last resort. Drabble, crossoverish.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Guzheng reviews
Kataang drabble. The music - Aang never really noticed it, until now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Azula's Answer reviews
Oneshot. How will Azula respond to the accusations of evil crimes she has committed? With a single word. Rated for dead baby comedy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Azula - Complete
Surprises reviews
Postwar. Both Aang and Aunt Wu have several surprises ahead of them, when the former one decides to make a visit for the latter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Aang - Complete
Critical Hit reviews
Drabble. Well, you should've expected this from Ozai: He's a nasty piece of work. Rated for violence.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Evening Bath Incident reviews
Kataang, oneshot. Aang spies on bathing Katara. Hilarity ensues. Rated for naughtiness and minor smut.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Katara, Aang - Complete