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Joined 08-12-08, id: 1664843, Profile Updated: 06-16-11
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Star Fox.

Just to tell you, I'll update the whole 'copy and paste this on your profile' section every once in a while. Check it every so often.

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I haven't put too much about myself here. Here's a little stuff you can know.

Name: Dan

Age: 17

Birthday: June 7th

Birthplace: Oregon.

Current location: Oregon.

Education: In high school, Senior.

Height: About 5' 9.5". Around there.

Eye color: ...Blue green, I think. Can't really tell too well.

Skin: White. Not too much sun.

Hair: Long black and brown hair.

Weight: Average, I guess.

Sexuality: Gay.

Status: Taken.

Occupation: None.

Favorites: Several animes and mangas, my friends, my guitars, and anytime I have to myself to do just anything I want, my loving Kitty (my mate).

Dislikes: Numerous things.

Top Artists At The Time: Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine



Shayne Hartfield:

Age: 24.

Gender: Male.

Race: Fox.

Height: About as tall as Falco, since he's about 2 inches taller than Fox. That could be around 6 ft.

Fur: Black.

Eyes: Green.

Normal attire: Black trench coat, black cargo pants, black T-shirt, black boots, and black shades.

Weapon(s) of choice: Dual wield EMF Omega blasters. Functions found in Malice and Desperation.

Personality: Sort of a loner, but that's only because of his job and its requirements. Can be a caring person when in contact with the right person. Never really stresses himself out, but has overwhelming anger when dealing with a grudge.


Age: ??

Gender: Male.

Race: Wolf.

Height: 6ft. 1in.

Fur: Black.

Eyes: Red.

Normal attire: ??

Weapon(s) of choice: ??

Personality: ??

?? (Little Girl):

Age: ??

Gender: Female.

Race: Fox.

Height: 3ft. 5in.

Fur: White.

Eyes: Gray.

Normal attire: White dress, sort of like a night gown.

Weapon(s) of choice: ??

Personality: ??

Rick McClintock:

Age: 47

Gender: Male.

Race: Horse. (If you get the joke here, good for you)

Height: 6ft. 5in.

Hair: Black.

Eyes: Brown.

Normal attire: A green suit, complemented by his wacky smiling tie. Black dress shoes.

Weapon(s) of choice: None. He does not fight.

Personality: Tough and commanding, considering he runs such a highly rated hotel on Corneria. However, he seems to be stricken with some paranoia and the stress of his job adds to it.

Rebecca Stillfire:

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Race: Cat

Height: 5ft 9.5in

Fur: Orange.

Eyes: Jade green.

Normal attire: Skin tight jeans, sandals and a red tanktop.

Weapon(s) of choice: None. She does not fight.

Personality: She's a caring person and gets along with pretty much everyone. To some guys, she is quite a flirt. Thinks highly of herself often, which makes her think she can get any guys she wants.

Only Force Rules:

General Max Richards:

Age: 56

Gender: Male

Race: Badger

Height: 6ft .5in

Fur: Light brown with some white stripes. (He looks like a Liloone. Me be funny…)

Eyes: Blue

Normal attire: Similar to that of Pepper’s suit, only green and with less medals. His hat is beret.

Weapon(s) of choice: N/A as of yet

Personality: Same as an old general: Stern and commanding, only letting a few people see his more cheerful side. Those people include his wife and his right hand man, Colonel Ken Tessing. Hopes for a quiet life with his wife and to be good friends with Ken for a long while.

Colonel Ken Tessing:

Age: 26

Gender: Male

Race: Ferret

Height: 5ft 11in

Fur: Medium brown

Eyes: Green

Normal attire: Battlefield camo, for reasons others don’t understand. Also carries two blasters, several grenades, and a katana on his back. Why he is armed like such is also a mystery.

Weapon(s) of choice: N/A as of yet, but most likely that of which described in his attire.

Personality: Loyal and protective of his comrades. Will do anything to ensure the safety of any of his allies, especially Richards, whom he looks up to with great respect. Dreams of one day taking over Richards’ command and continuing his work as General. To him, that’s the greatest honor he would ever feel.


Matetso Dantetsu:

Age: 15.

Height: 5ft. 10in.

Hair: Gray and black. Gray part is stuck up above his lower layer, creating somewhat of a tunnel under either arc of his hair. The upper layer looks like an M, only the outer part bends out and down to his cheek. The under layer is black.

Eyes: Red. When his Kekkei Genkai, the Shratengan, is activated, a + is shown in the middle. It gives him near limitless amounts of chakra.

Normal attire: Black cargo pants, dark gray training shirt (with that shirt that looks like a fish net underneath.), combat boots, and ninja tool pouch on his belt.

Weapon(s) of choice: Mostly his Rasengan. Since he has mastered different variations of it, he can use it at any time. If not, he uses two swords that have black hilts and red blades.

Personality: Calm and collective in most situations. Not the brightest, but is clever and reasonable. Can go too far at times when in battle or in many other situations. Is considered the leader of the Tainnin for reason that not even his team mates know. Unknown to others, he is in love with Sakura.


Zamaka: More destructive and into finishing a fight with blazing fury. Cannot really consider simpler ways very well. Although his limitations have their negative impact, he allows Matetso's strength, endurance, and power to increased when he possesses him. Looks like Matetso, only older and stronger. Plus, he appears to be wearing any bit of clothing Matetso is.

Toratsu: A motherly demon that is often Matetso's voice of reason when Fumatsuke isn't there. She is mostly into finishing a fight with strategy rather than pure brawn. When possessing Matetso, she allows his speed and endurance to increase. Looks like Sakura, only with long green hair. She wears a green bra and green loincloth, and a see-through veil that covers most of her body other than her head.

Fumatsuke Zeneto:

Age: 15.

Height: 5ft. 9in.

Hair: Short and spiky gray hair.

Eyes: Pale blue, like ice.

Normal attire: Large coat with a huge collar that stretches around his neck and covers his mouth. He also wears black cargo pants, combat boots, ninja tool pouch, and the same fish net shirt underneath.

Weapon(s) of choice: He encases his arms in ice and makes them as sharp as swords. They cannot be melted by heat and cannot be broken easily.

Personality: Never stressed, never irrational, and the voice of reason within the Tainnin. He is the most intelligent at the same time.

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"My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me."

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Favorite Character Quiz Thingy section!

Pick your top ten faves from an anime, game, show, or just anything in general. It can even be multiple ones, like from KH and Star Fox, or Bleach and FMA. Then, you answer the questions that follow. If you try this yourself, use the same questions. Plus, all credit of this goes to Mr. Benzidrine. He's quite the genius for these random profile things!

Axis Powers Hetalia:

1. Russia

2. Italy

3. America

4. England

5. France

6. China

7. Austria

8. Romano

9. Japan

10. Germany

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Fuck…I hope he isn’t gonna go all evil on me…Or push my head down like he does with Latvia…

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! 1: Don’t bother me in the shower! 2: England or France probably threw out your leftover burgers to spike you!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

…So, it was wrong for France to try and marry you, but it’s okay for you and Japan?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Ugh…I would pretend to like it, but scrape it off in the trash. I heard his cooking sucks. Or was it England’s? Both?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Breast time! …Oh, wait, I forgot! He only LOOKS like a chick! I’ll just steal his wok and ladle…thingy.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Fuck yeah! His piano skills are beast! …But that mole…

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

…Probably tried to fight Germany. Didn’t go well, I see.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I’d tell him to stop…But nothing more. He has a fucking sword, and those boat miniatures that turn into giant robots!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Busy keeping Italy in line, obviously. I’d watch him from the sidelines as he yells at his useless ally.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He might stand by for a bit, then do something about it. Just what, I have no idea. I hope I end up safe afterwards!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

What else? Cooks pasta, insisting it will help the healing…Which I doubt.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Burgers, obviously. Some sodas, and maybe ice cream…I wanted a 360, you dumbass!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Get me out…Singing those big eyebrows of his. Oh my. Rock Lee won’t be getting those back. (Naruto reference, WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He would care more about his outfit’s flashiness than me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Too much vodka, obviously. Who would marry Germany, anyway?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Play me something on his piano. I guess that’s less annoying than Italy’s pasta offers.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He’d lend me his sword, the prized heirloom of his- OOH! It’s shiny….Wonder what the blood stains will look like on it?!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Yell at me to stop laughing…He always yells…But it makes me laugh more!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Overstatement. But he’s so evil! He’s so awesome! Innocent, yet evilly awesome!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

…I would have figured, if anything, that you’d go for Germany. But seriously, how much pasta did you eat?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

I wouldn’t date America…And if I did, I’d hate to see what his parents were like just by looking at the offspring.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

China, no. France…Well, he might be bi…

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

China, a player? Oh, I gotta see this…

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I swear, if you play “Ode To Joy”…

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Just keep going for it. Italy’s the useless one….You can’t be that…Um…Uh…Nice day today, isn’t it…?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Reply, say no, then ask if Russia had offered him vodka recently.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Germany…And Russia…? Beer and vodka should never be mixed if that’s what happens.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I’m thinking America isn’t much of a hero and England stole those eyebrows form Rock Lee. …Wait, how long?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Fuck no…Russia doesn’t have a soul.

Would 2 trust 5?

Never since Italy hit on France in a girl costume.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Germany would wail on him, then yell at him…Then wail on him again.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

How To Be Innocently Evil 101. Wait, no. Russia would be the teacher, and France would be the student in the front. Well played, Russia. Make him piss himself.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

They’d never decide. Italy would yell out for pasta, then get a burger thrown at him by China. America would proceed to chase after the burger.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Dinner theatre. Austria on piano, and Japan slicing things up….Must be a Japanese restaurant.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

To me, yes. I’d laugh at France’s despair, as his locks turn into a shaved scalp. Romano, you really do hate France, don’t you?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

No way. All that Japan does annoys China. Japan probably would sketch someone who looks like female China…Which, China is already part way there, what with the hair and voice…

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

How embarrassing it is to sleep in the same bed as Italy, since he sleeps naked…

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Germany would begin to yell, then cower in fear.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Japan: He wants to eat pasta off my what?

5 and 6 did a workout together?

No words would be shared. Although, France would be jealous of all the eyes of (lesbian) women and (straight) men staring at China. China looks like a girl…They obviously don’t have a problem with flat chests on women. Weird…

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I told America not to say anything! Shit…He’ll probably be mad about me stealing his wok, too…

7 won the lottery?

Can I have some of it?! You already spent it? On what? …A golden piano…Of course…

8 had quite a big secret?

Wait, what did you add to all the pasta Italy served me? …That’s quite a fetish there…Where’s the bathroom, I think I might hurl.

9 became a singer?

He didn’t do bad on the credits…Wonder if he can sing it live? …Hehe, I’m so evil…

10 got a daughter?

She’d run away after a while. She couldn’t take the yelling.

What would 1 think of 2?

Russia: Germany can’t save you. Neither will that white flag. Pasta? …I am kinda hungry.

How would 3 greet 4?

America: Hey mumble mumble England.
England: I can’t understand you with your mouth full of burgers!
America: Ah…Sluuuuurrrrrrp How about slllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp now?
England: Just give it up, “hero”. Drinks do the same thing.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Nothing. Well…Normal eyebrows would be nice…Maybe he shouldn’t have stolen his from Rock Lee…

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Well, France is bi…Hard to picture, since China is a dude who looks like a chick…

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Um…They are both men. (China only looks like a chick.)

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If he sabotaged his piano…Like he could, though.

Where would 8 meet 9?

With the other Axis Powers, while trying to sabotage Germany.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Why he never takes off his clothes in public.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

EVERYTHING!! Russia scares the shit out of most people.

Is 3 Gay?
No. In fact, there’s no innuendo surrounding him…What the hell is he?!

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Mage Tales 1: The Discovery by Timid Vulpine reviews
After "Quest for Booty". Ratchet is searching for Clank with Talwyn's help. But when a mysterious woman, as well as Talwyn's old friends, arrive, things start getting a little crazy. Little surprise in here, M for safety, may have strong language.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,317 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/20/2009
An Interview with Starfox by Lucarioblaze reviews
Just your average interview with the Starfox Team. Others will come in, including Starwolf, Cornerian Air Force, and lots more! Enjoy!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Fox M.
A Legacy of Demons by Telekenetic Mind Freak reviews
The Star Fox team in the Feudal Era! JAPAN! see what happens when Inuyasha meets Star Fox
Crossover - Star Fox & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009
Darkness Returns by starfighter-105 reviews
A crazed warlord is planning to bring the galaxy to its knees. Unknown to Fox that an evil empire is preparing for war. A mysterious Human Pilot from Earth, named Tim. Only together can Fox and Tim stop this empire for good. Rated T for V&L.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008
Know Thy Self by Whitewolves978 reviews
Fox goes on the biggest deadliest adventure ever, with the help of some new friends, and his old ones. he goes to new places around the universe. will he survive? no, he wont. please R&R
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,844 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008
RE: Upsilon Tournament by Time Turned Fragile reviews
"There's someone nearby. VERY nearby... Someone with a lust for blood that's unquenchable, someone who feeds off of fear and violence. Blood red and jet black, lacking a conscious, and oppressing an innocent soul." Lucario said, his fur standing on end.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
Shaky's Q&A by shakespeare's entourage reviews
my Q&A i've decided to make after reading the timid interviews. WARNING: this is rated M for mature as it will contain much blood, death and innuendo.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008
SFP by Hopeless-Tyronos reviews
AU Workplace fluff. Krystal needed a job and Fox had a opening. A restaurant style Star Fox, with some twists and turns along the way. Complete!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
Super Q&A Metalheads Approved by Veil of Arrogance reviews
From Guitar Guy on Q&A Madness to host on my own Q&A. Super Q&A is here to bring you laughs, yucks, and any other vulgar and very audible noises. We are not responsible if you become hospitalized due to the extremely humorous content. Enjoy.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
The Unwanted by Veil of Arrogance reviews
The story of a chosen thrown away by the people for whom he cared for...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Colette B.
Q&A with a Ninja and a Samurai by Samurai of Fate reviews
part 19 is up R&R I changed the name since I changed my Pen-name
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
The Timid Interviews by Timid Vulpine reviews
Jenna Jenkins and Timid Vulpine team up to ask your questions to the characters of Star Fox. Expect insanity. First chapter is crap. Rated M for... well, the contents in general.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,494 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008
Q&A in the Shadows by Telekenetic Mind Freak reviews
MY Q&A I finnaly finished it please leave reveiws I cant continue without them
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Answers! DAMMIT I WANT ANSWERS by 1950'sTV-Family reviews
Simple. Send me questions, and I throw them back at you and make you laugh so hard you liver will come out of your ear, or any orifice of your choice. Reborn and everything! ...I made so many typos! Finally finished the sub plot!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,949 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
Another Adventure by 1950'sTV-Family reviews
On a certain day, at a certain time, in a different world... this, like, totally really happened.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Fox M.
The Burden is Back by Vinny Martello reviews
Sorry it has been so long! I needed to finish High School! Chapter 3 is up and it has a surprise ending! Full humor and action, what will become of Roka Embers when he starts the biggest adventure of his life?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
ShadowFox0324's WarCommandRoom WarCoRm by Plazmatik reviews
Well I finally got it up. NOT THAT YOU PERVERTS! My Q&A! You got questions? I got answers! Rated for content! Cancellation Pending
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Forgotten, But Not Dead by Vinny Martello reviews
A member of the Star Fox team was presumed dead for over two years, nows he's ready for revenge! Chapter 9 ready! It's just a dream... The end of this story is near but soon Roka will be back on his feet with Roxy and the gang.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
The Little Burden by Vinny Martello reviews
Fox takes in a young vulpine that is the son of James McCloud's close friend. Full of Action! Intensity! And plenty of humor! Chapter 20 ready. Don't forget to read the sequel! Just as a side note I slightly revised it. If you already read it,dont bother.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Lynx by Timid Vulpine reviews
Panther can pull almost any girl, except the one he wants. Miyu secretly likes him back, but there are complications. Can Panther convince Miyu to love him? Or will Miyu be alone for what remains of her life? MATURE READERS ONLY! Um, why am I here, then?
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Panther C., Miyu - Complete
Fox and Krystal's Night Out by TrailerFlip reviews
Fox and Krystal are good friends, but seek a little bit more. The two decide to have a little evening togehter by themselves. Just some romance... or maybe more?
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,084 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
Male Birds Don't Lay Eggs by MikariStar reviews
Due to a mix up in a medical test everyone thinks Falco is going to lay an egg. Falco is sure it's not true but everyone starts preparing just in case.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Falco L., Fox M. - Complete
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Random Poetry reviews
An unorthodox archive for any poetry I write that I make into being Star Fox oriented. Warnings range from sexual to gory.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010
Malice and Desperation reviews
While Star Fox is guarding an important icon, strange things begin happening around and to them. What could be the reason? And as the strange events thicken, will Star Fox be able to overcome the unknown enemy?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,952 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008
Extreme Truth, Dare, or Strip reviews
Left without power again, Star Fox is thrown into a game of TDS...This time, forcibly! The rules are much more grim, making them wonder if they'll make it out alive. With constricting rules and high stakes, what will they do to get through this challenge?
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Q&A Madness! reviews
I'm back to torture Star Fox! You ask, they answer, and I twist it in ways that no one could imagine. Plus, you have a chance to co-host! So what are you waiting for? Come in and prepare to be carried to the hospital as the result of a busted gut!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,101 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
Only Force Rules reviews
Like many before, hatred of a race may lead to drastic and irrational actions. The same goes for a new threat looming in the shadows of the Lylat System. Will these new intentions prove to be Star Fox's advantage or disadvantage?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Ninjas of Lylat reviews
Seven shinobi of the Leaf Village are sent to Lylat through a backfire of Matetso's new jutsu. But whose really at fault, and what do they want? Star Fox tries to settle with their unlikely guests while figuring how to get them back.
Crossover - Star Fox & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008
Truth, Dare, or Strip reviews
When Starfox is left without electronic stimulation, they decide to play Truth or Dare, but with a twist. What kind of chaos will ensue? Thanks for everything, my readers!
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,285 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
That Whole Q&A Trip reviews
Spin-off of Truth, Dare, or Strip. Hakkyou and I torture the Star Fox crew with your questions! Give 'em heck, my faithful readers! Look for the sequel in good time. Thanks for the support!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Tainnin Chronicles:Legend of the Armageddon Chakra reviews
Chapter 6 is up! Dark intentions are revealed by an unexpected group. Rated M for multiple reasons. Multiple genres mixed in. You guess the pairings. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,848 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
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