Ava Abney
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Joined 08-12-08, id: 1664883, Profile Updated: 11-08-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

DISHING THE DIRT UPDATE!!!!! 12/5/10: For those of you wondering, I haven't given up on this story! I just have had no time or energy to get around to it. It's my junior year and I'm taking tons of time consuming classes. Plus, I have a bunch of other extra-curricular things going on. I want to update soon, but who knows what's going to happen.

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Hey, all. Thought I should update my stuff. I'm crazy when there's nothing to be serious about, but an over-anxious control freak when there is. I pride myself on being grammatically sound. I beta for an awesome site called project team beta. (Check it out: ) I love writing, obviously, and reading. I also have deep affection for animals, and I sing and act...nothing else I can think of, really.

Those of you reading Praying for Time: I hate to do this, but I'm taking a break from writing PFT indefinitely. Sorry, guys, but I'm just not into any more. My interests have shifted dramatically since I've started writing it. Plus, I'm really into the other fanfic I'm currently writing because it takes me away from my stress and problems. Praying For Time usually makes me feel worse. If I do have inspiration to write, however, I'll be sure to post, but for now, I need distance from this. PFT's just too much... :(


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Pictures of characters

Violet: This is kind of what she looks like... http://www.flickr.com/photos/13453262@N03/3815523979/ Here's a dif. model:

Sophie: Almost exactly how I picture her. and

Max: Kind of. Without piercings and tatoos... and he's cuter in my mind...

Pic of shots:

Favorite Quotes:

"As you wish."
--Westley from The Princess Bride

"I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me."

--Abraham Lincoln

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

--e. e. cummings

"I cannot live without books."

--Thomas Jefferson

"For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children."

--Lawana Blackwell

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be acheived by understanding."

--Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

--Albert Einstein

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Delinquent by CayStar reviews
Billy glanced at me and rolled his eyes. "Don't start, Charlie. He's not a lost little puppy. This kid is every bit as bad as his dad was at his age. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,548 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [Bella, Paul] Charlie S.
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23046 - Favs: 14,914 - Follows: 10,743 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Early Imprint: Quil's Story by IamKate reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted on Claire Young when she was two and got punched in the face for it. How does Quil handle his imprint as she ages through the years? Here's Quil's story with all the ups and downs when you have an "Early Imprint." Canon/Dark Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 167,489 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
The Twilight Saga Condensed by scorchedtrees reviews
Bella and Edward's "love" story in less than 500 words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
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Forgetting reviews
And he'll be fooled. Every time he sees it coming in her eyes. Recognition. He'll picture himself pushing at her wall of memories. Remember, he'll think, remember. But she won't. She never does. B/E AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dishing the Dirt reviews
Actress Isabella Swan is a rising star in Hollywood, and it seems as if nothing can bring her down. Well, that is until a mysterious journalist begins to post her childhood horror stories on a website dedicated to her humiliation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Praying for Time reviews
Violet Clark has just been imprinted on by the werewolf, Collin. She has also just been diagnosed with cancer. Acute myeloid leukemia, to be exact. Now, Violet and Collin must confront her treatment and the possibility of her death. CollinxOC SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Collin, Seth
The Rising Sun reviews
It was ironic, really, how I was so afraid that Jacob would leave me.It was undoubtedly my worst nightmare. Therefore, I never had even considered leaving him myself. And yet there I was…leaving. Yes, I guess you could call it ironic. Unspeakably so.JBXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,488 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jacob - Complete