Horrible Rhino Story
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Joined 08-12-08, id: 1665318, Profile Updated: 08-12-08
Author has written 4 stories for Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Scarlet Pimpernel, and Les Miserables.

Hello! "Horrible Rhino Story" is a pseudonym for two self-respecting fanfiction authors who were very bored on a thirteen hour car trip and wanted to write the worst story ever, alternating sentences. Thus, "The Horrific Adventures Of Colonel Rhinoceros Brandon" were born, as well as other terrible stories.

We are two young girls, sixteen and fourteen years old respectively, and are extremely fond of Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Disney, Jane Austen, and almost any musical you can name. We also find Willoughby the most hilarious person in the world, for some unknown reason. The elder of the two of us played Lydia Bennet in a school production of "Pride and Prejudice" and enjoyed it immensely. This sixteen-year-old believes she was Emma Woodhouse in a past life. The fourteen-year-old believes she was Jane Fairfax, but the sixteen-year-old believes that the fourteen-year-old was, in fact, Mr. Collins.

Child of Mine by Akukama reviews
AU - Peter Pettigrew does a good thing - and wreaks havoc on the This story believes the children are our future; at the moment, the future says, "Woogoo."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Peter P., Dudley D.
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It's A Small, Small World reviews
A young couple is honeymooning in Disney World, their marital bliss interrupted only by... INSPECTOR JAVERT? Our favourite policeman has gone more than a litle bit loopy, resulting in possibly the strangest story in existence. Many apologies to Rob Hunt.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Javert - Complete
The Madness of Maximilien Robespierre reviews
Chauvelin isn't so sure he wants to work for Robespierre anymore, particularly when he develops a phobia of merpeople, hires singing clowns, and begins executing Disney princes. And then there's the matter of Charlotte Corday hanging around. Extremely odd
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Mr Darcy's Worst Monday Ever reviews
You know it's not a good day when you're stalled by a band of highway robbers who turn out to be rather twisted Disney princes. It's an even worse day when time-traveling Broadway leads show up. Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at, but everyone else is.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Colonel Rhinoceros Brandon reviews
After Colonel Brandon is accidentally turned into a rhinoceros on his wedding day, he sets off on a perilous quest with some unlikely fictional characters in order to return to his human form. Probably the strangest story ever written.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008