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Author has written 38 stories for Invader Zim, Portal, Radio Dramas, and Jhonen Vasquez.

Hi. I still absolutely despise how FF.net deals with uploading stuff. But, I am a desperate fool for reviews and validation so here I am. All my stories will be updated via AO3 the quickest.


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Names: Chase. Gaylienz/Cupid(ity). Dib/Karkat.

20 y/o, Queer, Nonbinary, Two Spirit

Pronouns: Any except for 'it'! And 'they/them' is super appreciated!

White passing ndn. Oglala Lakota.

Student in community college.

Likes: cartoons, feminism, pixel art, video games (especially indie games), space, dragons, sharks, plants (especially succulents), dogs, alliteration, cats, music boxes, rocks, magenta/turquoise, my fandoms, my rad friends, mermaids, the paranormal, video game playthroughs, fanfiction, soda, puns, typos, theme parks,aliens,animals (especially sharks and dogs and birds),dippin dots, sleeping,cryptozoology, horror movies

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Eight Minutes by DarthZaDr reviews
An Invader Zim AU story in which human cloning has not been perfected, Dib and Gaz have a biological mother, and Zim comes to Earth a mere smeet. And with his arrival comes the purest form of devotion, as human and Irken cling through dividing walls to the one they love. ZaDr, the OC is Dib's mother. Rated M for dark themes
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,562 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
Defective by WaruiOkami reviews
When Dib finds Zim unconscious in his lab, he manages to fix his pak and simultaneously disconnect Zim's emotional inhibitor, changing everything. How will Zim handle his new-found emotions, and what will he do with his life now that he is no longer a defective Irken? Inspired by the unaired episode 'The Trial' ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,546 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Say I'm the only Bee in Your Bonnet by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
So it starts with a magazine clipping in a locker door and rapidly breaks free from the rails after that. Seventh grade is just as distressing as the afterschool specials made it sound. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Sense of Belonging by statefarmsnake reviews
Lard Nar now has a little double agent from the irken side. They become good friends, but... what if Lard Nar thinks a bit more than friendship? Would he risk losing the friendship and the only hope he had against the evil irken empire? Lard Nar/Rarl Kove
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Lard Nar, Rarl K. - Complete
Caring for Hatchlings by namelessDrifter reviews
While stranded on earth, Miyuki helps Professor Membrane take care of various experiments. cross posted on AO3. human smeets AU part 1b
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Prof. Membrane] Dib
Ski trips are just a bad idea by namelessDrifter reviews
It's 12 grade, and Zim and Dib's class go on a trip to a ski resort! There is no possible way this could end badly! None! ZaDr, posted originally on AO3.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
You're only as human as your blood by namelessDrifter reviews
Throughout the years, Zim and Dib have grown closer, even if they didn't realize it. Slowly, the cracks begin to form in Dib's 'human' life, and he discovers that perhaps he and Zim have more in common than either of them suspected. Part 2a of Human Smeets AU, ZaDr. Cross posted on AO3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Dib, Zim]
The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 7,735 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Understanding by Anthropometry reviews
Johnny’s escapades during his high school years, as told from the point of view of everyone’s most loathed character: the Head Cheerleader. Set in present day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Johnny C.
The Outsider by BibliophileLove08 reviews
Years later, Dib is twenty and his rivalry with Zim continues but he has become mentally ill. How will their relationship handle Dib's DID, and which side of Dib will win? Please read and review, thank you.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,526 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Package by BibliophileLove08 reviews
After years of being on earth, Zim finally succeeds in his mission. Now he takes Dib captive, bringing him with him to Irk. First fanfic EVER. Please read and review? Thank you. 3
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,363 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Defective by GIR's Infernal Waffles reviews
Begging for the human's life may have been a mistake;an Irken PAK is a strange gift, the personality it harbors parasitic. So while Zim's human might be alive, he isn't defective; he isn't Dib. Meanwhile, a leaderless rebellion within the great Irken Empire is brewing; a rising up of those forgotten outcasts,the only beings in the galaxy the Brains truly fear. Mild-to-Moderate ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
No Return by knockplease reviews
There comes a single moment that changes everything. A decision that must be made; and in that moment, one becomes fully responsible for course their lives will take. Every creature blessed with consciousness must face the point of no return.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 257,005 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Red, Purple
Report by kikaikitai reviews
Soundwave has a report to give. Megatron knows when a reward is earned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
The Uprising by Swing-21 reviews
There is a revolution brewing in the Irken Empire. Zim, Dib, and their rocky relationship get entangled into it all. An epic tale of war, treason, lies, and blood on the Massive's walls. ZADR, sequel to the human Kribliss. NOW DONE.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sleep by Golden Snowflake reviews
"Who? What-! Oh." The alarm in Dib's eyes disappeared when his stare met that of his arch-nemesis. "So that WASN'T all just an uncomfortably pleasant dream." ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Away From The Sun by HelloDarlingLove reviews
Walk away from the sun, come slowly undone. I can see in your eyes I've already won.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Fascination by Golden Snowflake reviews
And now a face has been given to the belief that has ruled Dib's very existence – a face that has validated all that he is. A Dib-centric ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Je Ne Te Mangerai Pas by Riding A Tiger In Outer Space reviews
Moriarty/Moran. Sebastian loves the feeling of firing a gun. He craves the hunt. Jim comes along and fixes it. Time to go wolf hunting. A different take on how Seb meets Jim for the first time. Strange and violent and dirty. Not my usual headcanon. M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unspoken by Fierceawakening reviews
Ficlet for the commentfic party at Crimson Optics, for the prompt "Megatron/Soundwave TF:Prime - in the shadow behind him, but one step ahead of Starscream." Demonstrating loyalty doesn't require words. Nor does acknowledging it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Change of Heart by Golden Snowflake reviews
He is reaching for something that suddenly, after an ongoing battle so fierce that is has claimed the entirety of their focus for years, has simply turned and walked away. And he didn't know how important it was until he'd lost it.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Questions by Golden Snowflake reviews
There's a long pause, and Dib looks over at Zim. The Irken is waiting to have his full attention, which would be kind of endearing if it wasn't simultaneously very, very annoying. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Spiders and Feet by xXannabellXx reviews
After an incident with a strange spider, Red remembers a sacrifice involved with him and Purple both becoming Tallest Sorry, bad with summaries! Red's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 6,518 - Follows: 896 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strange by Golden Snowflake reviews
Sometimes there's no way to rationalize the simplest of actions. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reach by Graffiti2DMyHeart reviews
Zim's fear of water does not go unnoticed by Dib. While trying to foil Zim's evil plan, ultimate rivals clash and spark a fire in each other's eyes. But how much will one sacrifice in order to keep one's fire alive? Can water douse their two flames? ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Inevitable by Emo Fox reviews
It was only a matter of time before Dib reached the end of his life cycle. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Blood by Emo Fox reviews
Nothing is sweeter than the taste of victory. ZADR-ish/Drabble
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Surrender by Emo Fox reviews
Surrender was too easy, too complicated, too unnecessary. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Ritual by Emo Fox reviews
Zim is determined to impress Dib with his knowledge of human mating rituals. Ficlet/Drabble ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Pillow Talk by Emo Fox reviews
It's impossible to know where the road will lead us. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Nobody Asked by JoeMerl reviews
In a dystopian world where the Irkens have won, nobody ever asked Dib for help or forgiveness. Will he give it to them anyway? CAN he? Three-shot, darkfic. Finally complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Zim, Dib, Zita, Lard Nar - Complete
Sharing by chi-of-ink reviews
Nobody touches the Tallest! ..except the other Tallest, of course. RAPR, oneshot ficlet.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Verd'ika by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
It starts... somewhere. Maybe it starts with zombies. Maybe it starts with a rescue mission. Maybe it starts somewhere outside of what scientists and historians can quantify. But it is universal, wild, and unabashedly stupid. My best enemy. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by Dibsthe1 reviews
Shortly before Christmas, the ancient Druid custom is revived in Ms. Bitters's classroom.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dark Harvest by Swing-21 reviews
‘So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him?’ Halloween fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Two to Tango by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Eyes Meet Across the Galaxies by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
If you look into the eyes of a stranger for too long, you begin to see yourself. If you are enemies for long enough, you'll find that you are friends. If you fight someone for such a time, you begin to see their soul. And where there is one is two. ZAD?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Victory by Emo Fox reviews
Zim finally defeated Dib. Why isn't it all he hoped for? Zim-centric/Slight ZaDr/Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Angels on the Moon by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
It seems like everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. One after another. It's not hopeless, though, and his dreams are filled with spectacular visions- visions of angels on the moon. Do soldiers ever come home? ZADR, ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mamihlapinatapai by Amarthame reviews
It was a look they’d shared more times than either could count, and it was the look that tied them together for good. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Normalcy by Amarthame reviews
ZADR. "Are they just rerunning the same episode over and over?" Dib asked himself as he chewed on his cheese puffs and waited for Zim to come up from the lab-- A moment in the lives of an alien, a social outcast, and a robot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Always Be by knockplease reviews
I think I've always loved you. Tallest slash.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Mutual by Amarthame reviews
They were rivals. That was the way they had always wanted it, that was the way it had always been. But the more things stay the same, the more they change. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Better Class of Criminal by Moniker reviews
Why is it that whenever Batman is hanging on for dear life, the only one who ever shows up is the Joker? One shot, slash. You know the routine! JokerXBatman
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Tuesday Means UFOs by lin.exe reviews
How did it come to this? IZJtHM crossover. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,417 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Dib, Zim
He'll Show Them by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
--Completed-- The Joker is antsy about meeting Batman. He's been aching for a challenge. Slash! Joker/Batman! The Joker's thoughts when he finally sees Batman and throughout the movie. CHAPTER 8: The Finale and some Ferryboats!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,987 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Concerning Knives and Bats by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
The Joker often wondered what was hidden under all that black Kevlar and latex. Slash! Joker/Batman introspective -Companion to Opposites Always Attract-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Opposites Always Attract by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
Bruce Wayne was horrified. Batman was mesmerized. Batman/Bruce's opposing thoughts concerning the Joker. SLASH! Male/Male! Dark Knight Spoilers Sort of!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Arousing Autopsy by Dark Grey Lord reviews
When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Reluctant Truths by enakoritsi reviews
You're the only one that sees me, and you have no idea how much I detest you for it. I hate how you're the only purpose that makes my life worth living, and that without you, I would have nothing at all.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Beautiful Crimson by Of Words and Thoughts reviews
ZADRish. Oneshot. Dib has a recurring dream where he tries to answer a recurring question. A bit... odd.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Z? by Swing-21 reviews
Choices… When love confronts duty, when you can’t do right without causing wrong, how do you know what is for the best? Sleep on that and wait for the answers. Oneshot, multiple pairings, generally weird, Z?ADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dib, Zita - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tempus Fugit: Time is Fudge by Swing-21 reviews
Time flies... Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. Zim learns this the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Best Served Cold by Swing-21 reviews
The Irken Empire has fallen. The Armada is no more. The Tallests, reduced to nothing, are hiding in the remains of the Massive. One man, hungry for revenge, is coming to terminate them. How could have they known a single death would provoke all this?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
A Loser's Tale by Swing-21 reviews
Gretchen watched them fight, praying that Dib would look her way just once. But she just couldn't compete with the green kid. Oneshot ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Gretchen, Dib - Complete
A Message to Headquarters by Smoking Panda reviews
A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. But Zim likes the apple blossoms. Mild ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Pigments by Ku-chyan reviews
Pieces from the constantly intertwined lives of Red and Purple. RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Red, Purple
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When It Rains by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He was only happy when it rained. . .
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Zim - Complete
Status Quo by Lael Adair reviews
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Dib - Complete
Click by J. Random Lurker reviews
SLASH: Dib angles for the shot of a lifetime. Single chapter fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004
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Challenge reviews
A self indulgent ZaDr AU: ZIM is an Invader, celebrating a successful OID with his fellow Invaders on a famous party planet, at a club that doubles as a very fine brothel. He finds out that all of the rules about touch and about sex are all lies and don't matter for higher up irkens. His fellow Invaders dare him to throw all of his preconceived notions out the window. Explicit.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2016 - [Dib, Zim] Skoodge, Larb - Complete
Here and Now reviews
Part 3 of the Knotted Series: Friends Through Lovers. They're partners in protecting the Earth and friends. Where will the future lead them? It's impossible to know. But, the only thing that really matters for them, is here and now.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Dib, Zim]
Masquerade Madness reviews
It's prom. Two sworn enemies dance. And kiss. - "It's a dance, earth boy. Dance with your future overlord." Dib rolled his eyes at that but...he slipped his hand into Zim's and let himself be pulled to the floor.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/16/2016 - [Dib, Zim] Gretchen - Complete
Another Equally As Artistic Title reviews
"You want me so badly." He stepped back a bit. Dib made a breathless noise of shock as the cool air hit him, where their bodies had been flush, where alien saliva was. "You're a filthy xenophile. I know what I do to you." Zim watched the human's eyes, as they danced across his body, examining him.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Dib, Zim] - Complete
Artistic Title reviews
It's literally just smut. Really bad zadr smut. - They make out for a long while, languidly kissing, exploring their differences as if they hadn't already done so a hundred times. Hands roam, along different textured skin, different bone structures, different everything and yet similar enough that they can understand that this is something they both want, need.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Dib, Zim] - Complete
A New Mission reviews
Part Two of the Knotted Series: Allies through Friends. Things are strange now. Change is always hard, especially when its been all you've ever known. A limbo between what once was and what can never be again. They still argue, still fight and old instincts are hard to get rid of. But, maybe change can be good.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - [Dib, Zim] - Complete
Light in the Darkness reviews
(Or What to Do When the Anti-Christ is in Love with You & When you Might be a Bit in Love with Him Too) Just some silly pepsquee drabbles while I'm trying to get the hang of how to write them.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2016 - [Squee, Pepito]
Everything is ZaDr reviews
Just some random drabbles. Silly arguments, sex sometimes, their own version of romance.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2016 - [Dib, Zim]
Cosmic Exclamation Mark reviews
Wherein Zim and Dib are traveling in space and this is a kind of glimpse at that. Where they are partners/friends/and somethingmoreish. - Hi i've had lots of ideas for ZaDr and lo-and-behold they kind of all fit in the same AU so why not?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2016 - [Dib, Zim]
Irken Property reviews
Part One of the Knotted series: Enemies through Allies. From the moment Zim stepped into Dib's 5th grade classroom, things were off kilter. Hatred bloomed and for years they've stood against each other as glorious enemies in the battle for Earth. But, times are changing and throughout their journey they may be forced to become more.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Summer Time reviews
Dib leaned against the door jamb and made a point to take a long swig from his water bottle before saying anything to the glaring idiot standing on his porch.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Zim, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Parking Lot reviews
It was 2 o clock in the morning. Normal humans were asleep. Well, with exceptions of course but, by no means were any of them sitting in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, in a beat up old Honda civic with a moronic alien who was currently having 'an episode'
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Union reviews
AU: Where Dib has since given up on the paranormal and works with his father. Where Zim has been captured breaking into Membrane Laboratories. Where together they hope to stop Earth from being taken over by coming together in a planetary union. And where lies, love, laughter and tears almost become their downfall. Co-written with Lil-Banshee.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,103 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Zim, Dib
Welcome to Night Vale reviews
Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
One Year Later reviews
A WTNV one shot. Episode 25 from our perfect scientist's point of view.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Moments reviews
A collection of Invader Zim mini stories. WARNING: Might contain romantic pairings. And by might, I mean there's a 97% chance of it. "It was him. The determination, like a soldier. Intelligence that he wore like his trench coat. An abject curiosity that seemed to widen every day. Dib was ethereal in that he surrounded himself with mysteries, things that genuinely fascinated him."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011
Fireflies reviews
Dib glanced around at his surroundings once more, making sure there was nothing that he'd missed. A last glance at the hastily carved symbols before he began walking back in the direction he'd come. The whispering slowly faded the further away he got. Well, most of the whispers did. A few still came from the jar in his hand.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Loyalty reviews
To begin with, there was hatred. That somehow transformed into some sort of twisted kind of devotion. Friendship comes next. And now with Zim's PAK faulty, and Dib's therapist being a real bee with an itch...the only thing they have left to rely on is the one thing they've had since day one: Loyalty. Co-written with Lil-Banshee.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Not Real reviews
Everyone tells the human to move on. Zim wasn't real. Yet, something keeps telling Dib that that isn't true. Maybe it's the hallucinations. Maybe it's the fact that he feels big magenta eyes on him all the time. Or maybe it's because the scars are still there. Whatever it is, Dib refuses to let it go. (Cover by DerangedSpazz)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim
Paparazzi reviews
HIATUS: The Membrane Empire is getting a new leader and all the tabloids want the latest gossip. However, only one magezine has this advantage; A sexy Invader of Lives whose sole goal is to make Dib the center of the worst scandal of the decade.ZADR AU
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dib, Zim
Hit Me reviews
A warrior and a mechanic. An unlikely pair that ended up shaping the Empire. Younger!Tallest. RaPr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
A Thousand Years reviews
There's an accident that nearly leaves him dead. Comatose. Hatred can withstand time, lust dissipates but, love grows when death is near. Many thanks to Lil-Banshee for letting me use her gorgeous art for this cover.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zim's Keep Out reviews
HIATUS: The Invader's side to Dib's Keep Out. ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Zim, Dib
All I Want For Xmas reviews
What do you get when you add a young boy's wish for an alien, a kissing crystal, and strange Christmas themed vanishings? A really, odd ZaDr holiday special that is out of this world.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Reckless Abandonment reviews
The world is spinning way too fast and together our two favorite enemies try to warn the people who refuse to believe it's anything but, a natural coincidence. Very mild ZaDr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
GoodBye, Caroline' reviews
One day they woke her up, so she could live forever. What a horrible mistake that was.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Wars of Our Fathers reviews
Afraid of losing the battle when they die, both enemies decide to create a clone of themselves. The clones are top notch after years of failure, and like their fathers before them, hate each other intensely. Or do they? ZaDrx2
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Weakness reviews
-ZaDr- When being friends isn't enough for Dib, he puts a plan into action and that plan brings down a lot more than just Zim's resistance.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas reviews
On the cusp of a traumatizing night, Dib is stuck in Vegas...but, where is Zim? 'Zim smirked. "Oh…because we're married. Congratulations Dib, you may kiss the broom." He held his arms out wide. With a dull thud Dib hit the floor.' ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Exabitionists reviews
The tallests take a few weeks out of every year to call around to each invader and have hot, exhibitionist, Irken sex for each and every one. And no, they don't care if this is a bad time for you. For an IZ Kink Meme on Live Journal.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Everything reviews
'I'll find out everything about you, Zim'-Room with a Moose. Dib realizes that he has exhausted his knowledge on Zim and prepares to turn him in. ZaD f-r-e?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Recollections reviews
100 Sentence Challange consisting of ZaDr, RaPr, TaGr, DaLNr ectect
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Light Up reviews
The only person he ever cared about is dying and Zim wants to go with him. -ZaDr-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
WWZIZ: The 'Scientist' reviews
An account of the Zombie Apocolypse. Inspired by WWZ by Max Brooks. A contest entry on dA.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
What is Love? reviews
This would, without a doubt, shove them both kicking and screaming out of the closet, and reveal more about their relationship than Dib was willing to share with anyone let alone an entire class. ZaDr -One Shot-
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Pleased reviews
Poor Skoodge, always been in love with the most destructive Irken alive. ZimxSkoodge
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Skoodge, Zim - Complete
Dib's Keep Out reviews
His journal holds all the secrets of a tale after the death of his enemy. What will Dib do now that his life has just become meaningless? Or has it? Mild ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Obsessed reviews
100 Theme IZ Challenge for DA! :3 Mostly ZaDr, some RaPr, DaLNr, Tagr ect ect.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Zim, Dib