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Joined 08-13-08, id: 1665649, Profile Updated: 05-14-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hiya peoples. Welcome to my place of insane daydreams and rambles :3

About me: I is a slightly obsessed little girl-child with problems. This, contrarily to whatever you believe in, is not a good thing.

Appearance: ... is "female" good enough for you?

Location: In the general vicinity of Earth.

Likes: Sleeping kicks ass.

Favourite Music: Lifehouse, Evanescence, The Fray, Nickleback, Michelle Branch, Paramore + others. My music taste is fairly limited -

Favourite Books: HP, Twilight Saga, Eoin Colfer, anything Tamora Pierce-y, Scott Westerfeld, plus millions of other random books you might have or not have heard of.

Favourite Movies: LoTR, Chick flicks, Disney movies, PoTC amongst others.

Favourite TV Shows: Desperate Housewives, Avatar shame, and OMFG Supernatural

What about never? Is never a good time for you?

I'll try being nicer if you start being more intelligent...

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

If at first you don't succeed- cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Shes a Dreamer by Captain Libeka reviews
Bella is a dreamer. She dreams, sees and hears more than the average human. Particularly when it comes to a certain bronze haired boy. She is determined to find out his secrets. But Bella has a secret herself, Bella can read Edward's mind. ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Colour My World by im with the vampires3 reviews
AU Edward never came back to her because she seemed happy.keyword:seemed. she had the catatonic state and two months depression. she has people who keep her down to earth, though. the rating may change depending on how the story goes. E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Burning by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
But the feeling of his cold lips drowned out all other thought as he paused by my throat, feeling the sweet pulse of humanity for one last moment." ... Disappointed with Bella's gorily un-romantic transformation in BD? Here's how it SHOULD have been ..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
This CANNOT be real! by bubbles272 reviews
Sara is a normal 13 year old girl...who knew that her life was about to change forever... it involves the Twilight Saga, don't worry... this is my first story... be nice. Terrible at summaries but trust me... this story is awesome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lifetime of Waiting by CocoaSampson reviews
"The question is this, dear Katie: How many are you suited for?" I leaned and whispered in his ear. "Just one." Garrett/Kate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
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Voyages With Vampires: The Ministry comes to Forks reviews
When Harry, Ron and Hermione recieve an assignment to track down the vampire attacks in Seattle, the trail eventually leads to Forks, where a suprised Bella and Edward have a lot to explain... Set after Eclipse and Deathly Hallows. Canon pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Edward
On Her Own Wings reviews
Forty years after Breaking Dawn, and Edward and Bella find themselves once again on the high-school scene. But is everything still the same? What has changed after four decades? A Twilight and Maximum Ride cross-over from Bella's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella
Pancake's Off the Ceiling reviews
We all know how Edward cooks for Bella in Twilight and Breaking Dawn- but what were his disasterous first attempts like? Oneshot set a few weeks before the prom in Twilight from Jasper's point of view. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete