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Joined 08-13-08, id: 1665867, Profile Updated: 02-17-11
Author has written 7 stories for Fruits Basket, Code Geass, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hello... I thought I should update this. Okay first of all, I won't tell my real name just for my own reasons :) So you guys can just call me Solphwen or Solphy for short. I am decently young, meaning I'm sixteen, but I started reading/writing yaoi when I was twelve (I know creepy right?), but was reading/writing way before then. (not yaoi)

You might as well know this if you guys ever have any plans to try and become friends with me. I am incredibly weird and insane. I will rant a lot and after drinking a redbull you might find me in your kitchen asking for some scrambled eggs (Yes, this has happened before :\...). Also my mood tends to swing a lot, I could be very happy one moment and then pissed off the next, though.. I guess that's not completely my fault, people just need to stop being annoying. Also, I hate Twilight, but not really Twilight itself, more like the incredibly stupid fans who think that vampires are actually real and sparkly men are attractive (I actuallywent onto yahoo answers and someone had asked how to become a vampire like Edawrd Cullen... yeah). Anyway, I am blonde with blue/green/grey eyes and have really pale skin (but I'm proud of it!) because one, tan people look weird and gross and when they get older their face turns to leather and two, I'm partly Irish and Polish and a bunch of other European that I just don't have time/room/patience to write out so it's part of where I'm from. I am pretty short, but taller than Edward Elric! (from Fullmetal Alchemist) I'm 5'1", he's 4'11"? I think is what they said. My friends mostly like yaoi, too, however, a few of them do not approve of me writing smut... oh well.

I'm also really picky about my spelling and grammar so please tell me if you notice a mistake in one of my stories, since I edit all of them myself. My profile is probably filled with grammar and spelling mistakes, but I'm wayyyy too lazy to fix it :P.

Anywho, I'm not really a busy person who overindulges in school work so I don't really have an excuse for not writing for a while, except for the fact that I'm just lazy... :/ BUT I am working on a few stories at the moment so I'll post those as soon as they're done.

Here's some links... :)

GayGod (aka Matthew Lush) on youtube, if you have not heard of him you should definitely check out his stuff on youtube. They're so cute and hilarious. He makes me giggle everytime I see one of his vids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csmOnXLJN34 (video about an "erotic" story someone sent him lol)

- His page on youtube- http://www.youtube.com/user/GayGod

Also, if your parents don't like you writing anything mature or yaoi/yuri/smutty I would suggest the site zoho writer.. link's below. It's an online word processor.

http://writer.zoho.com/home?serviceurl=%2Findex.do

For those people who have not heard of Aarinfantasy, I would suggest you go to the website and become obsessed like the rest of us :)

http://aarinfantasy.com/forum/

To those who had wanted me to continue with Through the Window, I'm really sorry but I just have absolutely no inspiration or motivation to continue it and it just was not going the way I had wanted it to... If I have time later during the school year I might think about rewriting it, but for now I'm giving up on it.

Well, I guess I rambled on long enough about stuff you probably skipped over anyway so... yeah send me a message if you wanna chat or anything :)

email is: dirtymuffinfun@gmail.com

(I know this profile is probably filled with grammatical errors, but some of it is on purpose and some I'm just to lazy to fix so :P..)

End of "Important" stuffs

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101g

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Corruption by Childish Sadism reviews
Arthur is not the nice and proper student that most people believes he is. Alfred knows his secret and is ready to destroy Arthur's reputation for the sake of other students. US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wrapped in your arms by Intorpid reviews
Takes place on Oz's last night before the seal is timed out; GilbertxOz.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
Simpleton by Tsuki Fox reviews
Drabble Series: Kyo knows that he is a heavyhearted simpleton just by the shine of Yuki's eyes beneath him. But never before has he let that hinder him. slash
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
What Older Brothers Shouldn't Hear by Suffocated Entity reviews
Lovino learns the hard way why it is vital to always hang up when a conversation is over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
We're Too Old For This by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
Stan and Kyle have a sleep over. Kyle dreams. Stan wants. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Led Astray by Yamiro reviews
LuluZaku lemony oneshot // "Why? And why not? After all, being my knight, you're supposed to serve me with your heart and body. I just happen to want to have the latter right now."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
A Special Project by toujourspret reviews
Written for the Code Geass kink meme--Millay has a special project to save the Student Council's budget, and she needs Lelouch's coopera--...um, "help".
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
A Subtle Method by Old Beginning New Ending reviews
Sometimes, those who love you will take things slow. And other times, those who are more than willing to take on a faster pace will have to resort to a more-or-less subtle method. Bets anyone? SuzaLulu and Lulusuza
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Amidst the Sunflowers by Suffocated Entity reviews
Suzaku... have you ever heard of... open-mouth-kissing?" SuzakuXLelouch Read inside for description. YAOI/ SHOTACON
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Vanilla Swirl by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Suzaku never realized how messily Lelouch tended to eat his ice cream. // “Suzaku?”
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
From Beginning to End by maknae123 reviews
It all ended at the sound of an air cracking shot. Suzu/Lulu implied.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
In A Few Words by dedkake reviews
Tamaki x Kyouya. Ten genres in as few words as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Drunken Cliche Fic of Ridiculous Length by branewurms reviews
Oz/Raven. Drunken antics Oz will never, ever live down, and he's not even the one who's drunk. Gag fic. Warning for mature content and Break.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
For Daws to Peck At by faecree reviews
"The fact that you can recite Shakespeare at a time like this really turns me off," Lelouch drawled out lowly, his eyes narrowed at Suzaku to get his point across. But nevertheless, Suzaku just laughed and smiled. SuzaLulu, Yaoi, and a LEMON. Enjoy!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
CCXLelouchXSuzaku by ItachiXSasuke reviews
C.C is asleep until she gets woken up by Lelouch and Suzaku. Her fantasy that she has of the two is fulfilled.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Arthur Chronicles by Suffocated Entity reviews
The brown-haired boy always is asking to be bitten, so why can't Arthur be praised for it? Little drabbles brought to you from the mind of Arthur the Cat and the events he witnesses in the student council room. Written w/ Neo Diji. SUZUxLULU
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
I'll help you, dear by Susa J reviews
Lelouch is having a hard time getting a book from the bookshelf. Suzaku has to stop his daydreaming and help. SuzaLulu, oneshot, one curse word.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Comfort At Its Funnest by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Lelouch is having a horrible, no, terrible morning, and he tries to escape by running down to the kitchen to cook. But, what will our favorite geassed boy do when his loving friend Suzaku stumbles upon him and offers to give him a sort of "comfort"....?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
A Proper Education by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Suzaku just wants Lelouch to pay attention to class. Lelouch just wants Suzaku to relax... in more ways than one. Lelouch/Suzaku. Written for the kinkmeme on LJ. Cowritten with SavvyLovesYaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by TheLadyPendragon reviews
Knowing that Lelouch will die by his hands the next day, Suzaku makes a final request of the black prince. Lelouch complies. MxM. SuzaLulu. PWP. Spoilers. Giftfic.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Valentine's Festival by VirtualDraconium reviews
Milly's evil plotting seems to be leading to a bad day for Lelouch. But maybe it won't be as bad as he thought... Suzaku/Lelouch. Now including lemon.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Gasolina by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
Inspired by the song "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee. It's Roy's birthday. What does Ed have planned? Rated M for lemon in chapter 2! Lemon is dedicated to VermilionValentine!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Blue Blood by RobinRocks reviews
I'm so glad you came, Suzaku, to keep your promise. SuzakuxLelouch. Their final night together, overshadowed by the Zero Requiem. Spoilers for the Final Turn of R2.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
A Vacation to Remember by KayChan4U reviews
Suzaku and Lelouch go to a vacation resort house to have a bit of 'fun'. SuzaLulu ONESHOT. Lemon. Big time.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Ed's Christmas Quickie by Baroqueangel reviews
Is there no place safe from their insatiable needs? Complete PWP, it's shameless smut, I am so going to Hell XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Collar'n'Chain by FTML reviews
Kyo has just been rejected by Touru. Yuki begins to act suspisiously, and uses Kyo's mistake of running away to a nearby hot spring to blackmail him into joining the student counil as Yuki's underling. What else does Yuki intend to do to Kyo? O.O
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,007 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Wrong but so Right by Wandering Through Existence reviews
When Ayame comes to visit, Kyou and Yuki are forced to stay in the same room. Yuki finally decides to let his feelings about the neko known, will Kyou except them? Warning: YAOI Rated M for Sexual Content YukixKyou
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
We're All Just Stupid People by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yuki and Kyo take their fighting to a whole new level. What will they do when the find themselves in over their heads? [Yaoi, RatCat, Alternating POVs][Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
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Chocolate reviews
Something I wrote out of boredom... just a response to the descriptions of Suzaku's hair. Yaoi
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Ah reviews
Just a short drabble on Hunny and Mori's relationship. Slight yaoi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Breakfast reviews
Lelouch decides to wear something different while making breakfast for Suzaku... Rated M for sexually explicit scenes! Yaoi SuzaLulu
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Come on Get Higher reviews
Suzaku reminisces about past memories with Lelouch. SuzaXLulu yaoi WARNING! Spoilers!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
How Cliché reviews
Lelouch and Suzaku are forced to kiss at a sleepover. Will that spark hidden feelings? of course it will that's why it's rated m you twits... yaoi SuzaXLulu sex scene
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Previous Night's story reviews
Yuki writes a story about his night with Kyo... KyoXYuki warning: rated M for sex and this is indeed a yaoi if u didn't get that..
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Rice Balls reviews
Since Shigure and Tohru were both gone for the weekend, Kyo and Yuki had to spend the two whole days together. Alone. With each other. Which of course, always leads to trouble.. Yaoi KyoXYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete