Spoilers
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I chose the name "Spoilers" because I'm not allowed to tell you my real name.


I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.


Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!)

If you are feeling very not-nice things towards River-Song because of the above statement and the fact Moffatt will be in charge of Season Five and on, copy this into your profile.

Aaand, if you want to join the rebellion of fanfictioners that are going on a mission to threaten Moffatt out of writing River-Song/Doctor romance... oh c'mon, people, you already know what to do.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile.

And for the record Mr. Hot Shot Russell T. Davies director producer man

Strike 1: You sent Rose Tyler to a parallel universe

Strike 2: You killed Owen once

Strike 3: You killed Owen again and you murdered Toshiko

...You are just one cruel, twisted yet somehow brilliant for making the show what is, but nonetheless sick man aren't you?

If you agree, put this on your profile.


If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you constantly update your profile, put this in your profile.

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

If you're one of the smart beings who knew that Rose would return someday, put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you are a complete spelling/grammar/punctuation freak, put this in your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population on all planets would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your bum off, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you believe that Doctor Who is the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

If you understand the reference in the above sentence, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually know the answer to the question: What does HTML stand for? then copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only problem you have with homosexuality is that it means your chances of marrying John Barrowman are dramatically decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you wasted two hours of you life watching High School Musical, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your only problem with homosexuality is that it means your chances of kissing/shagging/marrying John Barrowman are massively decreased, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever made up one of these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven’t, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!


You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) You are now laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Perfectly Normal reviews
After Journey's End, Rose realised she was immortal. Now she's trying to have a perfectly normal life with John Smith and their three children, in spite of their abilities, - and the constant fear that she will outlive her husband. Alt!10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,745 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor