LuvableLittleMonster
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Joined 08-13-08, id: 1666008, Profile Updated: 06-30-11
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Just Random stuff

Can you cook? some things. although, my parents still tease me about the time I set fire to the stove boiling water
What was your dream growing up? to be an artist
What talent do you wish you had? singing
Favorite place? with my friends
Favorite vegetable? corn
What zodiac sign are you ? Taurus
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? none to speak of yet, but I want snake bites and a tattoo that says "Damn Skippy" somewhere
Worst Habit? not sticking with one thing very long
What is your favorite sport? swimming

Negative or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic
Tell me one weird fact about you: I can touch my nose with my tongue
Do you have any pets? four cats and a gecko :)

Do you know how to do the Macarena? I haven't in a while, but I can
Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scary as hell
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My stomach or my eyebrows
What color eyes do you have? brown around the iris and forest green on the outside
Ever been arrested? Not yet, but I probably will be one day for doing something fun yet stupid XP
If you won 10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? buy books. lots and lots of books. and get those piercings and the tattoo I want
Do you believe in ghosts? if you can give me actual proof sure.
Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Reading, writing, drawing, hanging out with my friends, going on facebook, and checking my livejournal
Do you swear a lot? sometimes, but only if I'm really angry or surprised
Biggest pet peeve? people reading or watching over my shoulder

In one word, how would you describe yourself? weird

Profession: Student

Any Siblings?: Younger brother (12) and younger sister (9)
Righty or Lefty?: Righty
What month were you born in?:April
Biggest Fear: being alone
Famous Person You Want To Meet: J.K. Rowling, Cassandra Clare, Kellan Lutz, Miyavi, Matthew Bellamy, and Dominic Howard
Favorite Movie: A Knight's Tale or Sliding Doors
Favorite School Subject: anything with computers or art or writing
Favorite Childhood Memory: The first time I had mountain dew
Favorite Possession: My phone
Favorite Number: 7 or 13 depending on the day
Favorite Month: April
Favorite Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate chip or Moose Tracks
Favorite Smell: Rain or Vice Axe

Favorite Cartoon Character: Gilbert Weilschmidt or Roderich Edelstein
I don't understand...: life
When I wake up in the morning...: I try going back to sleep (if it's morning still then it's too early)
Life is full of...: change
My past is...: full of mistakes, heart break, and my friends
I wish...: I could find someone who loves me for who I am
I am totally terrified of...: spiders (oddly enough I'm completely fine with smaller triantulas that are in cages, but get me near a daddy long legs or anything else and watch me fly away from it at full speed)

I hate people who...: are assholes
Last November...: I finally got regrounded for my horrible grades
I love it when...: I get a new idea for a story
I work...: no where, currently

my dream last night...: is nonexistent as of yet.
Today I ate...: potato salad
The world could do with less...: assholes

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I have a faster metabolism.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (So I like black, why do I have to be goth or emo? I just think it looks good. 'sides, it's not like that's the only color (shade) that I wear.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I'm not even going to try to explain how wrong this one is)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (while I do like the idea of being noticed by more people, I have perpetual stage fright, so no, this is not the reason I dress so weird or dye my hair so many weird colors. Sorry, Mario, Peach is in another castle.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm sorry if I like food, I was under the impression that food is one of those things you need to live.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (If I'm a loser, then I'm an awesome one. End of discussion.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (My friend already likes to think she knows more than me (bullshit), so don't even get me started.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (No. Just, no.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Yeah, okay, and I just saw a pig fly past my window!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (no.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (if I got to stab someone for everytime I've heard this, there would be a lot less people in the world.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (No. I'm sorry if I like Lestat, and Louis, and Emmett, and Kaiden, and Akuma, and a ton of other characters, but that is only because they are true AWESOMENESS. and I do not stalk them. (well, maybe I stalk Kaiden and Akuma, but really, how can you stop yourself from stalking your girlfriend's characters?))
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (anyone who truely thinks this should be smacked upside the head.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (while I do have some moments of emo-dom, I am not really emo. get it through your SKULLS.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Not going to give you the satisfaction of an answer.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (again: AWESOME loser.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (yeah, this one might be true. but the two things are in NO WAY connected.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (A loner with a lot of loner friends)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (HALF-gay. and I'm sorry if I like it. (no, I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry.))
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (LABELS ARE FOR SOUP CANS!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (once again, this is true, but they aren't connected.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I don't want a boyfriend because I have a girlfriend already. see above^)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I'm sorry if I'm friends with the bandies.)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (No, I couldn't hurt myself if I tried, and I'm trying to get them to stop. So shuddap.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I have over-active tear ducts, and I might be a little emotional, but I am FAR from a wimp.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I'm NOT a perfectionist. You should see my room.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I don't talk about it, because people tend to have this bad habit of LABELING without really getting to know someone. So I just don't want to waste my time saying what's going on in my life when they're just going to mark me as "The Weird One" and move on with their label maker anyway.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not telling...), Emmett'sMunkeyGurl(Emmett Cullen, Draco Malfoy, Kaiden, Akuma, Roderich Edelstein, and a lot more as well)

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit"

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're Team Lestat and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. Pass it on...
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
"A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

I know. I hate these things too, I just also happen to be scared shitless easily. If you don't wanna have to repost some crap skip down. Or you know, if you just don't repost stuff like this and you don't worry about it, go on and read it. I guess I'm just not that brave. *shivers*


there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for?


"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.



I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with Twilight,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster

~The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turnRED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

omg...tacos!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the fuck is my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

dude... what did you do with my cookies? COOKIE TERRORIST!


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I now call my friends~

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Mortal Embarrassment and Other Flirting Techniques by mysteryssister reviews
Magnus is at the top of the social ladder, and Alec is the anti-social new kid. Drama ensues, always helped along by Ragnor, Jace, and Isabelle. Plus there's a little issue with Hodge and his serious psychosis. High school AU, all human. COMPLETE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,723 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Profess Your Love to Me by CastielLovesDean reviews
"I'm not an Angel anymore. I'm your new God – a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." At the end of season 6, 'Lord' Castiel enslaves Dean and Sam for his personal pleasure. Pairings: Cas/Dean (mostly), Cas/Sam, Cas/Dean/Sam WARNINGS: Evil!Cas, noncon, sexual slavery, slash(of course), hurt/comfort
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Cas's Logical Sequel by CastielLovesDean reviews
This is the sequel to Cas's Logical Suggestion. I highly recommend reading that first. This sequel follows Dean's prank-induced pregnancy at least through birth. Slash. Mpreg. Dean/Cas. Sam/Gabe. Implied Bobby/Marcy Ward. AT during S6
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Childhood Valentine by rokubinosukanku reviews
St Valentine's Day in the Sioux Fall Kindergarten. Ms. Ellen Harvelle teaches her students what so special about today. Lots of chocolates ensue.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Homecoming by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU PWP - Dean just got kicked out of military school, just as his Dad got remarried to Anna - bringing her techie nerd son right into his house - and right under Dean's nose. Smut, total, smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
United Nations High by Kagaya Daydreams reviews
Feliciano is a new student at the enormous United Nations High School, where the students are assigned the names of countries! But now Feliciano's lost on his first day! Can a mysterious blond boy help him around the school? Now available on AO3.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,106 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Ribbons by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Cain watches Glitch chase their daughter on her first day of school. Slash.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Cain, Glitch - Complete
The Model by Yukie1231 reviews
Being 17 Alec Lightwood was fine. Till a crazy manager practically assaulted him into being her Model for a competition. Against THE Magnus Bane and many others. Life is hard, especially if you were tricked into 'loving' someone. But that love maybe real.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,203 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Your Body's My Body by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
AU: Derek and Stiles get body swapped. Things happen. Warnings inside, venture in at your own risk.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Like Shards of Shattered Crystal by smileinthedark reviews
"You're trying to tell me that you love me but you won't sleep with me, and you expect me to believe you?" - Confronted with Prussia's asexuality, Austria struggles to come to terms with the gaping holes it leaves in their relationship and what it means when they drag another to their bed. - PruAus and SpAus; human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Austria, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Chances by Fate Harbor reviews
*Turning out of Craig's embrace and massaging his forehead, Tweek let out a humorless laugh. "Jesus Christ, Craig. It's been over a year and you still don't get it." "Get what?" Craig asked, confused. "Why I left!" Tweek shouted.* Tweek's had enough. Can Craig win him back? CraigxTweek! Please read and review!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,569 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Code for What? by Herr Fritz reviews
Cain noticed the blush that came over Glitch when he remembered the last digits for the Sunseeder code. Now all he needs to know is what those digits stood for.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Glitch, Cain - Complete
A Different Outcome by YinPhoenix326 reviews
What if the Austrian Succession had a different outcome? Genderbent
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Angel Training by Zafona reviews
In a world where angels are common and the most privileged or skilled people are able to own one; the world's angelic hierarchy is about to change when Dean Winchester receives a wild and recently caught angel. Part 1 in the trilogy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,700 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour Outtakes by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Just a few scenes I thought you'd like to see that didn't make it into the story. Tune in for drama, angst, and a few laughs along the way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011
Lock, Stock and Oh Yes, There's A Dragon by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
My 100th fic! And obviously, it had to be cracky, and porny, and weird. So, I give you - AU in which Dean is locked in a castle, guarded by a dragon...who might have a crush on him
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Espérons Inutiles by Imogine Jean San Luca reviews
After six years apart, in which both have explored their options, Alec and Magnus are reunited in the hunt for a servant of the devil. They are slowly beginning to rediscover their love for each other, but the clock is ticking. Fast. MALEC. Please R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,018 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dictations To A Kiss by some kind of harmony reviews
In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In For A Penny, In For A Pound by you're a bloody idiot lestrade reviews
John arrives home, drunk. Sherlock helps him to bed.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ember In The Dark by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Warren quickly learns that he won't easily be able to get rid of Will when he takes him home one night after finding him hurting in a dark alley. Requested by 'Loveless fangirl'. Rated M for UNCONSENTED INTIMACY, CURSING, SLASHY LEMON and DARK THEMES.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Let The Memories Lead You Home by Zuvios Gemini reviews
Sabriel. Wing!kink. Sam and Gabriel have a fight so Sam leaves to clear his head. Good thing Sam knows the perfect way to apologize to the angry mate he left at home. Warnings and ratings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Soaked in Glitter by VintageVampire173 reviews
Magnus decides to do Camille a favor and fill in for her at the club while she's sick, little does he know that Alec is hiding away in the very corner Magnus calls his own. What will happen when Magnus gives Alec a show He'll never forget?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
I Will Give You All My Keys by newbluemoon reviews
Castiel had been in chastity for three weeks. Written for a prompt at spnkink meme. Dean/Cas slash. Warnings for D/s, chastity, bondage, dirty talk & more- full list inside. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
SomeRockyHorrorCreeperBasementTypeShit by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU. Dr. Cas/Dean. Machine Porn without plot. Well, almost without plot. Cas is a doctor specialising in impotence...Dean is actually just very hard to please.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Of Age by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
It's Castiel's sixteenth birthday, and he's allowed new privilege centered around his wings, and he can't wait to show them to his boyfriend Dean. Teenage AU, established relationship, wing kink, heavy slash, Castiel's first time. Rated M for a reason.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
That Guy by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Dean and Sam are in between cases, so Dean goes shopping for some much needed new clothes, and meets someone who really helps him out. Dean/Priestly. slash, smut, and a little fluff at the end.
Crossover - Supernatural & Ten Inch Hero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
What An Artist by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
AU: Sequel to "Happy in a Hospital Room"; Artist!Sam, Client!Gabriel. Heavy smut, slash, Sabriel. Gabriel hears about Sam from Castiel, and finds his studio. Gabriel asks to be painted, if Sam is up for the challenge, that is.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Mortal Instruments Idol by IamSpaceman reviews
What happens when Isabelle forces Alec and Jace to try out for American Idol with her? Read to find out! AH AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
From The Cold by Dr. Blind reviews
Magnus wakes up in a stranger's apartment. As a prostitute who caters to vampires, he's used to being battered come sun up. But this time there's a boy at his bedside wanting to know exactly what he never asks: what happened the night before?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Alpha's and Omega Supernatural Version by MakingChanges reviews
PWP, Castiel is a young Were going through his first heat. His two Alpha's help him through. post on LJ as a RPF
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
My Baby in a Trench Coat by Zafona reviews
Season 7: Dean walks into his motel room to find Castiel has come back to him, wearing nothing but the trench coat he's always worn and ready for something hot and heavy. Destiel - trench coat kink
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
iPod drabbles by 9haharharley1 reviews
Based on that one challenge where you put your mp3 on shuffle and write ten drabbles. Cain x Glitch, massive fluff. Hope you all like. Not my best, but it's cute.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Cain, Glitch - Complete
Next Time, I Call Shotgun by Artie Fowl reviews
Shawn was looking at him again, a half smile formed on his face; a look Lassiter decided he didn't care for, "Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone. I'm really good at keeping secrets; even better at being one." Somewhat of a PWP. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Awesome Hitman and the Aristocrat by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Pfft, nowhere feels safer than behind a gun, the bigger the better and mine is the best." Gilbert Beilschmidt and Ludwig are a couple of part time hitmen in Vienna, running into trouble after meeting a certain little Austrian. Fem!AustriaXPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Even Awesome Can Fall In Love by Lily Canvas reviews
When Hungary starts spending too much time with Austria, Prussia begins to get jealous. But...why? He couldn't possibly be falling in love with Austria? Austria is also keeping a secret. One that he wants no-one to know about. No-one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Austria, Prussia
I'm Drunk and I Hate You by Kira Loves reviews
Lassiter drinks himself past pleasant and Shawn's left driving him home but wait- wasn't Shawn the one who's supposed to be drunk? After all, he was dumped not Lassie. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
As We Say Our Long Goodbye by Kimisha reviews
Set during 5x04 episode 'The End'. Past!Dean finds out that his future self and Castiel were involved in a relationship for years and deeply in love. Yet things have changed dramatically, leaving Csstiel sad and alone, Can Past!Dean help?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Angel Cake by Blanketspace reviews
Today is Dean Winchester's birthday and he wants more than anything to spend it alone, yet two angels have a very different idea. Shameless PWP, Castiel/Dean/Gabriel,aka Desbriel. Takes place around Season 6, very little spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Christmas Party by Ash-ash-ash reviews
PWP. No point really, just a bit of fooling around for Christmas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Happy in a Hospital Room by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Hospital AU; Dean's been in a car accident, and wakes up in the hospital. Castiel is his roommate. slash, destiel. Rated M for language and slight sexual situations.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Reversal by Endless Questions reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Not long after, Victoria decides to pay her a visit and she realizes that the bonds growing between her and Emmett aren't exactly those of friendship. It's much better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,512 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
When Lessons Pay Off by KelsWinchester reviews
Dean's been attempting to teach Castiel to dirty talk and Roleplay for some time now, after blood, sweat and tears, does his patience with the angel finally pay off? R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Love in an elevator by DemonGirlAndProudOfIt reviews
On the way to investigate a case Dean and Cas share an elevator,the elevator breaks down and they get stuck. Castiel decides that this is the most appropriate time to tell Dean everything...Destiel M for a reason guys, more warnings inside
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Paint Me A Picture by Ash-ash-ash reviews
Sex, lust and jealousy in 1560s Venice. Castiel Nova is a painter who falls for the young lover of a rich merchant. In this story YOU decide what happens. Instuctions inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Buzz Off by Ash-ash-ash reviews
AU. Dean has been forced to take a job as a babysitter but the man he's working for is single with no children so just who is Dean supposed to babysit? Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Can Call Me Rocky by beckstar05 reviews
A boxing training session doesn't go exactly how Lassiter planned but is that really a bad thing? Shassie SLASH!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
School's Out by the diggler reviews
It's Grad Night, and Dean wants Cas to have some fun before his best friend goes away to college. But watching Castiel on a mission to lose his virginity is harder on Dean than he ever thought it would be. (AU Dean/Castiel SLASH. DO NOT READ IN MOBILE READER VIEW as section breaks will be lost)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Man Seeking Angel by FF Studio Collaborations reviews
A Dean and Cas erotic extravaganza!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dance Dance by rambleonwaywardtongue reviews
AU Dean/Castiel STRONG SLASH. Brief Summary: Single-man Dean Winchester finds his world turned upside-down as a new face appears at the bar in which he works as a dancer and struggles with the belief that happy endings don't exist. Full Summary inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Forgiveness 101 by themetaphornextdoor reviews
'Atonement: The process of forgiving or pardoning a transgression or sin.' Dean thinks Cas should definitely apologize more often. Dean/Cas, NC-17, PWP. 648 words.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Forever Mine, You and I by sweet-and-simple reviews
Every year, close to Halloween, this happened. Dean startled awake, covered in a cold sweat, and with the vague memory of chapped lips on his. A voice whispered into his mind, "Forever mine, you and I". First story of Happy Halloween. Castiel/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Mein Albtraum by daedricgurl reviews
Owning a house had always been Roderich's dream but ever since moving in, he couldn't shake the feeling that he wasn't alone...and too soon he realized that not just his nightmares were trapped within the house walls. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
You're A Freak by Circenox reviews
Dean goes over to Castiel's house and doesn't quite like what greets him there. AU, ficlet, based on random prompt. M for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Diner by OrangeMonkey7 reviews
Sam, Dean and Cas go out for some pie. Dean gets Cas to try some and finds the way Castiel eats it very seductive, apparently. Slash. Dean/Cas. Rated M for sexual content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ride Me in Hell by Balthy reviews
One of the many ways Lucifer tortured Sam. masturbation, sex torture
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Can My Nightmares Become Dreams? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
7.05 fic - Dean's nightmares about Castiel lead to far worse torments, and like the best tortures, they are self inflicted.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's A Deal by WishUponAnIdiot reviews
Dean needs release and Cas is willing, but is sex the only thing between them? One-shot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Hot Mess by GiveUpResistance reviews
Well, you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you… Austria gets drunk : PruxAus, Yaoi Lemon goodness, Don't like don't read etc. It's M for a reason :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
To ashes by Willona reviews
'This is a new form of torture.' Sam thought as he tried to keep as still as possible. Sam suffers from Stockholm syndrome as Lucifer finds a new way to torture him. Set in Season 7. Lucifer/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Black Tie Affair by Citizenjess reviews
Bored at a stuffy party, Erik pulls Charles into the bathroom for a brief reprieve. Erik/Charles slash. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Best Cup in Town by OukamiYasha reviews
Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Knock On My Door by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
Charles visits Erik at work. Things get a little... intense. :Superheroes timestamp:
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Alec in Wonderland by IamSpaceman reviews
Alec wakes up on the Instituted coach to a white clad Jace running around screaming about being late? Huh?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
No One Close and Nothing Compares in the end by planetofmars reviews
'There isn't a lot that New York can't offer, Tony muses, but time is not one of them.' Or where Captain America was never frozen, and Tony grows up practically in love with him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Licentious Proclivities by Renai-chan reviews
Charles has a kink and Erik indulges it, but Charles tends to draw attention and attraction to him wherever he goes—especially when he's unclothed and seductive. BDSM, exhibitionism, implied forced drug use, graphic male sex, non-con stuff.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Sex in the Champagne Room by Lover of Angelus reviews
Sitting in a a room full of suits, Erik thinks of a better way he and Charles could be spending their time...SLASH.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Bed Intruder by acklesaway reviews
Someone dressed in a Spiderman costume breaks into Tony's room and proceeds to have their way with him. Tony's okay with that.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Bleed by Kayzo reviews
They fall together in waves of need and desperation. Dean/Cas, Jensen/Misha
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Das Spiel von Katz und Maus by namichan89 reviews
Erik teases Charles by talking only German to him. Rated M for Erik's dirty mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Tension & Denial by namichan89 reviews
Charles and Erik are two things for each other - first, best friends and second, a booty call. Until Charles makes it difficult. Rated M for smut. Set during XFC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Drenched by Insidiously reviews
The third and final part to my "Wet" trilogy. With Castiel alone with Dean and recovering from his first real sexual experience, what can he give the eldest Winchester in return? Rated for SEXUAL CONTENT. Strong Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
If It Weren't for You by Lostyoursoul reviews
And it's okay, because it's Danny.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Danny, Jackson W. - Complete
Like Oil On My Hands by Hams reviews
Erik's thoughts keep Charles up at night. Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Blow by Hams reviews
Kink meme prompt: Charles in a dress for Erik to undress. Dirty talk and rough sex. Shameless PWP. Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Bed by wummelbear reviews
"The first time Erik had seen it he had teased Charles about the rather medieval woodwork and the fact that the thing actually had a canopy, but Charles had soon found a way get him to appreciate the bed's massive sprawl and solid construction."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 101 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
BootLicker See Charles Xavier by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Boot-licking prompt on LiveJournal. "Lick it." Erik commands and Charles shivers. "Lick it Charles."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Touch by rambleonwaywardtongue reviews
Dean/Castiel AU. Castiel was first saved by the new kid Dean in kindergarten. Since then, they've been inseparable. Follows the critical points in their relationship from the beginning through high school. Rating for language/violence just to be safe .
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
But I Date a Cheerleader by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Altogether Rather Stimulating by Stick-Em-Up-Punk reviews
Warning! SLASH! Holmes/Watson. Don't like it? don't read it. NC-17! "Holmes, what is this doing here?" Watson asked incredulously, holding out the black feather boa for the detective to take.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Pleasure My Angel by Zafona reviews
Sam wins tickets to the popular new band 'Pleasure My Angel' for his friends and less than enthusiastic brother. However in the night before the concert Dean meets the lead singer Castiel and learns why he's adored. Dean/Cass Please R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,649 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Bela T.] - Complete
Changes by blacknails512 reviews
Magnus and Alec have been friends since the 5th grade. They're practically brothers. But when Alec starts having weird feelings for Magnus, feelings that brothers shouldn't have, will their friendship crumble? Or turn into something bigger? AU. L8r lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,008 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What It Takes to Remember by Whitecherry212 reviews
Finally with three; there was an attempted murderer out loose in the world, and it would be he, Gilbert Beilschmidt that would track them down and make them suffer for what they had done to Roderich. PrusAus Fanfic. Yaoi, so don't like, don't read dears!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Drunk by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is drunk, horny, and wants only one thing: Magnus. Two-Shot. Rated M for lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pineapple Chunks: A Collection of Oneshots by Pazz.and.Jop reviews
A collection of Shawn/Lassie stories. Rated T for slash and slight language.*** SHOT XVIII: Things don't end well. WARNING: Character death.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,816 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
All Bets Are Off by knightlyDarling reviews
It looked as though it would be just another dull world meeting for Roderich. That is, until Gilbert showed up and he found himself involved in a high stakes wager. Win or lose, nothing will be the same again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Bittersweet by TheGreenBook reviews
Alec discovers that his parabatai may want more than just someone to train with. This starts before City of Bones and contains Lemons, Slash, and M rated Content. Jalec! Please review and enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
The Nurse Outfit by gaaralover15 reviews
How can the awesome Gilbert's day get any better? What if a certain aristocrat decides to dress up. Human names. Warning: smut and yaoi. Don't like, don't read. PrussiaxAustria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Choking On It by Castiella reviews
Dean's having trouble sleeping. Castiel snoops thinking Dean's still having nightmares of Hell. Needless to say, the dreams weren't of Hell. A "Blow me, Cas" fic. SLASH. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Miscomunication by SpazzJazz reviews
Hungary and Prussia eavesdrop. Their minds are in the gutter. Implied yaoi, small FrUK. Cracktastic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Contest by thisnullvoidlife reviews
I am so getting deleted for this XD Just a little view of a contest between Gil and Mattie. Based on Come Baby Come by K7 XP Read at your own risk, not for small children nor those at work/school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Drink My Sin by dax-fox reviews
A dark story of murder most passionate. Magnus Bane and ALexander Lightwood are on holiday to celebrate their anniversary after being together for a number of years, but Magnus has a darkness inside of him. A snippet of what was meant to be a whole story
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The children Of Nations by rahsax reviews
Of course like always, a spell England attempted and failed didn't just effect him but all the nations. Of course they should of seen it. Of course none of them did. Mpreg, slash, yaoi, incest and swearing, don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,960 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Prussia, Austria
November Alone by CanvasPrincess reviews
Gilbert and Roderich fight, and Gilbert takes it to heart. Feeling insecure, he runs away, leaving Roderich with hidden notes and open-ended questions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Keep the Oil Flowing by mykonosparadise reviews
Germany always thought Prussia's ideas were ludicrous. Naked oil wrestling, however, did not belong to one of those. Especially if the game turns into something entirely different in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Untitled, by Chuck by kaitouahiru reviews
"It seems as though I'm interrupting," Castiel said and Dean froze because he hadn't heard that voice in three years, seven months, one week, and four days, not since its owner had left for the army. But that's a little too far into the story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,015 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
My Bad Reputation by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Highschool AU PWP - Castiel has something of a reputation. Dean has something of a secret.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wet by Insidiously reviews
Castiel had a habit of watching the Winchesters at all points in their days - Even their most private. One morning when Dean thinks he's alone everyones favorite angel comes out to play.. Rated for sexual content and voyeurism. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Specimen 001 by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean is hired by Zachariah to fathom the new creature he's fished out of the sea, and that would be Castiel obviously.PS Deviant art now has images for this story - thanks to BobbleHeadedJesus and togainyourtrust. and more
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gabriel's a Perv,,, But Then, So Is Dean by CastielLovesDean reviews
Gabriel uses his Trickster magic to conjure a fake Dean and Castiel, then watch them do it. Dean catches him; chaos ensues. Slash! Destiel. Written for Lyanvis for the 175th review of Cas's Logical Suggestion. Voyeur!Dean, Gabe, and Sam. Porny!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Thin Walls by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Remember how Jace used to hear Maryse sing to Alec through the wall? Well, he can still hear through it. Just...not something as innocent as singing anymore. Malec. A little OOC, so don't say I didn't warn you. M/M, Lemon, Naughty. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
To Be Loved by Sam-Tony reviews
Sam says yes to Lucifer because he knows what the archangel really wants. Sam/Lucifer, slash, blasphemy
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Nine Month Abstinence by Cerulean PenFoil reviews
Beer.Gillian Maria's life revolved on it.Under doctor's orders, and nine months without it, she swears someone will be losing a piano. Fem!PruxAustria,AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Lay still, West, but cry all you want by Deezaster82 reviews
Deanon from the kink meme: Prussia has a rape fetish and Ludwig is just the perfect victim. PWP, no angst, no actual rape even if it pretty much looks like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Learning To Love by ShutUpAndWrite
Alec is beginning to piss people off with his incessant disloyalty to a certain warlock. In the end though, everyone gets what they want. Except perhaps Simon. :P
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Lipstick by The-perverted-fangirl reviews
Alec is heading home from a night at Magnus's, but why is everyone giving him such weird looks? Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
My new pet bunny by darkness173 reviews
I had wanted a dog, but had gotten a bunny instead. It was going to be my pet from then on, so I had to think of a name for it all the same. I decided that I would name him Gil. Ludwig x bunny!Gilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Love is Blind, But Lasik is Cheap by Pazz.and.Jop reviews
While he knows it's selfish of him, Carlton can't help but hope that Shawn never gains his sight back. Especially since that would mean he'd lose him forever. Slightly AUish. Abuse of medical science by a not-a-doctor. COMPLETE!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Morning After by HTi reviews
Alec wakes up in Magnus's bed after a wild night. Rated M for lemon. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Afternoon Off by Kajou reviews
Gilbert lures Ludwig to the living room couch to have some fun, but it turns out Ludwig is better at it than him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Blurred Axis by nemurii reviews
Gilbert had never realized that in loosing Elizabeta, he would gain a warped sense of love from his brother. And in never having Feliciano, Ludwig would sink deeper into the confines of Gilbert's aching heart- until they were happy again. -lemon inside-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
To Submit by SweetCheri reviews
Gilbert was a lot of things. Awesome was at the top of the list, right above cool, incredible, amazing, genius, fun, hilarious, partier, manly, crazy, demanding, and the odd time childish. But he was not, repeat not, submissive. Could Ludwig change that?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Texts by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Tainted Love by kidneythieves reviews
Castiel finds Dean in a strip club. Dean is surprised to discover he's more interested in the angel then the strippers. Cash/Dean slash & eventual Balthazar/Sam slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,715 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Pon Farr Clause by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
GermanyXEngland Truth or Dare by Dawnstorm reviews
England is dared to kiss Germany, but when he walks into the room to find Germany sleeping, he takes the oppurtunity to have a few more kisses, until that is Germany wakes up... Then it gets... interesting ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Maybe Growing Up has its perks by Ghostly Deeds reviews
The kids, now seniors in high school, are at a party. Eddy wants his dream to come true, but his hope is not too high. Eddy X Kevin; Soft-core boyxboy meaning no smut, yet , swearing, a masturbating Eddy, character death, and drugs.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Eddy, Kevin - Complete
Never Another by AlexielNordstern reviews
When Alec nearly dies Magnus says something that could change their future forever, just not today.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A study of You by Monamourz reviews
Prussia has a plan that will assert his awesomeness over America. It's a shame things don't go as planned.As the saying goes, "It isn't over until Gilbert and America get it on." ...what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
The Artist in Salzburg by AsianCutie93 reviews
AU, Prussia is an artist who has become attracted to one of the wealthy aristocrats that bought his artwork. RATING CHANGED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,527 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Prussia, Austria
Meus Bellus by BlazeorFade reviews
"I'll make you a deal, though. You keep calling Dad and I'll stop the second he comes to your rescue. "Warning: Darkfic. Darkest thing I've ever writtern. Slash, Noncon, Angelcest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
I Herpes You! by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired reviews
Dean and Sam get new Iphones with the brilliant invention of autocorrect. Misunderstandings and garbled messes ensue. Rated M for cussing mostly. Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel Slight Slash, really just the barest hints.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Witch Fight by backseat compromises reviews
Austria, a witch, enters into a carnal pact with his new familiar, Prussia so as to participate in the War Games. He looks for the familiar he let slip away which turns out to be Germany, now bound to a powerful, reclusive witch named England...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Cas's Logical Suggestion by CastielLovesDean reviews
Dean is really upset that Castiel is still a virgin. Castiel has a logical, innocent suggestion. Destiel. Sam/Gabriel. Complete! Rated M for the 3rd ending! Happy Reading! Warning: May be offensive to religious people. AT during S6
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Give Me A Synonym by Cliscia reviews
Tweek can't stop obsessing, but maybe he doesn't want to. Because Craig is perfect and right and everything Tweek isn't. Perhaps if he stares at him long enough, he'll understand why. Craig bottom.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Magnus Isn't Too Bright When Drunk by IamSpaceman reviews
This is a stupid one-shot I thought of and had to post. Its really stupid and really short so read at your own risk...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Blow Me by CastielLovesDean reviews
Fic request for zeza-66; Castiel has been spending so much time with Dean that the Hunter hasa begun rubbing off on him. So when they get into a fight, and Dean tells Cas, "Blow me," how does Cas respond differently than usual? Sexcapades ensue. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sex Feathers of an Angel by Luciel89 reviews
Castiel's wings have an unexpected and very inappropriate effect on Dean... Spoilers for season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wanting, Chasing and Having by Taboo-but-tasty reviews
3 chaps. Wat ponders on his longings, Geoff makes bets to himself that he's ready to act on and the results are hotter than the flames of Chaucers candles. Wat/Chaucer
A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by CastielLovesDean reviews
What would happen if Castiel observed how other couples behaved in public and tried to do the same things with Dean? Future fic. Destiel slash. Minor Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Yente Complex by afullmargin reviews
Raj enlists the help of an online yente to help win Howard's affections; unfortunately he doesn't know who this IMYente is. Slash, rated M for sex
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
SPN's My Bloody Valentine Parody by CastielLovesDean reviews
What does Cupid do to Castiel in My Bloody Valentine? Read and find out. Go on. You know you want to. Alternate ending to the Apocalypse. Destiel slash. Minor Sam/Gabriel *COMPLETE! Ending now up* AT during S5E14
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Brief Glimpse by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Cake by Lulukiryu reviews
Germany gives Austria a cake as an apology for his brother's behavior.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
And How Bright Our Lives Once Seemed by LavenderMassacare reviews
A look into what Rapture should have been, at all its bright potential and then a look at what it became. AU for ages inaccuracy and a jumbling of the game's timeline. M for yaoi lemons, violence and language. Waiting on reviews
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Andrew R., Sander C.
The Scientific Method by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Vienna Sausages by A. Strudel reviews
Prussia innocently eats a can of Vienna sausages during a meeting and... well, I think you know what I mean by that ;D Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The AwesomexThe Crossdresser by royalsprinkles reviews
There really should be more PrusPol...random crack, OTL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
And I Shall See His Glory by Luciel89 reviews
After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Wanted To See by MauMaster reviews
Jace has great abs. Isabelle wants to compare him and Alec. Alec isn't the most willing of participants. Jace and Izzy? Well, they don't really care. All dialogue, pre-CoB.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Two Problems by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Sequel to "I Know". Prussia... Is seriously troubled with his sex life. Austria really kept his word, Prussia was always bottom! And Roddy doesn't really do kinks... Well today, that's all going to be rectified! Prussia is going to top in kinky sex!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Stepping Stones by Stacy Rose reviews
Takes place after the Cullens return to Forks. As Alice pulls away from Jasper, he finds himself drawn to a quickly maturing Bella. Will Edward step up or will Jasper be the man that Bella needs? I'm back guys. Look for a new chapter next week!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,316 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Fratello by bloodtoblush reviews
"Vee! Fratello, fratello! Guess what! Spagna won't be bothering you anymore!" A yandere!Feliciano fic, because I can't help myself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Love's Name In Vain by Synnerxx reviews
Will contemplates his relationship with Jack and what he really wants.
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Will T., Jack M. - Complete
The Four Rings of the Apocalypse by CastielLovesDean reviews
Season 5 Spoilers. Now that Sam and Dean have collected all 4 Horseman Rings, what can they do with them? AT end of S5
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Place by HAPPYLU reviews
the kind where everything glitters pleasure pretty; the place where everything sparkles that kind of unattainable color – so beautiful the crisp, crisp ice white. - Sander Cohen
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sander C.
Burnt by Dark I Know Well reviews
Josh is looking for another hit, will Silas be able to help? My very first slash! Josh/Silas. Oneshot.
Weeds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010
Strippers in Tan Trenchcoats by CastielLovesDean reviews
A little fluff piece 10 years into Dean and Castiel's happily-married future. Slash. No porn.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Such Great Heights: A Tale of Finding Forever by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in NM. Edward has left Forks, Bella's future disappears & Alice sends Emmett to Forks to find Bella. An extremely co-dependent friendship develops between them, leading to romance. M for language & lemons. POVs: Primarily Bella & Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,978 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Song Birds by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
They were complete opposites... He knew that. And yet, he couldn't help but get swept away, every time. - A collection of Austria/Prussia short stories. Various genres. "Song Birds" comes from Austria's musical tendencies and Prussia's pet chick.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Austria, Prussia
Campfire song song! by Kady Whitlock reviews
When Emmett, Alice, and Bella watch spongebob they decide to write their own version. How will they use it to their advantege? one shot. funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What Clary Wasn't Supposed to See by MelissaRM19 reviews
It's the middle of the night, Clary hears some private things coming from Alec's bed...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Promise by Katanagirl16 reviews
The trials and tribulations of being half-vampire, and having a werewolf boyfriend . . . who won't copulate. For BreakingDawn17 :D Nessie/Jake
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
GUN FIGHT! by HYPERchicadee reviews
we were going to dance but shooting each other is so much more fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Funny Blonde Joke involving a car and a circle by Kennie Loves 'HP'TCoN'TIC reviews
This is just a funny Rosalie blonde moment and this is not meant to be disreaspect ful in any way to blondes or girls named Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Forbidden Fornications by MissCountrySweet reviews
Things get interesting around the Cullen household when Jacob and Rosalie's verbal aggression turns physical. Rated M for lemon. Humor ensued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Birthday Smut by Selvanic reviews
Orochimaru wants something very specific for his birthday this year. OroKabu I don't know how to use the 'fruit' warning, so EXTREMELY HEAVY YAOI CONTENT! Don't read if you don't like
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Dog Gone by TigerLily Alice reviews
Alice gets tricked into thinking Jacob loves her. Guess what happens when Jake palys along with Rose's plot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
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Capslock reviews
Alec: What's up with the capital letters? Magnus: OH NOTHING. MY CAT IS DEAD TO ME.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Loving Bliss reviews
Roderich reflects on his relationship with a certain Prussian. Not originally written for a fandom, but it works for this. Might have a sequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Austria, Prussia
Letters To Roderich reviews
Hello! I, Roderich Edelstein/Austria, have decided to start answering letters as well! please remember this is rated T for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Austria
Viva la Vida reviews
Prussia breaks into a world meeting with a small army countries behind him and announces he's starting a war. Insane!PrussiaXGuilty!Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Prussia, Austria
He is Not One of Us reviews
Gilbert doesn't fit in at his school, and Ludwig has had enough of everyone making fun of the albino. AU Promise I'll get the actual first chapter up as soon as possible! Germancest, even though they aren't related in the story...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Dear reviews
What if Alec gave up? What if he decided that Magnus wasn't worth it? How would Magnus react? Based on Miyavi's song "Dear" and dedicated to my best friend ever Jessica on her birthday!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Surrounded reviews
When Jace was ten years old, his father died, and he was sent to the Institute in New York. This is a brief history of what happened after that. Told from Alec's POV. NOT JaceXAlec!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Jace W.
Thing's Emmett Cullen Can't Do reviews
A list of things Emmett can't do. Based on stupid things he's done in the past. ONE-SHOTS ARE NOW IN LATER CHAPTERS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Emmett
I Don't Wanna Be In Love reviews
Edward, Alice and Bella are 21, Emmett and Rosalie are 23. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Emmett's Little Secret reviews
Emmett has a secret that no one knows about. What happens when they do find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Things Emmett Cullen Can't Do 3 reviews
Emmett just can't stop doing stupid stuff, now can he?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Emmett
Things Emmett Cullen Can't Do 2 reviews
Another List!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett