Author has written 50 stories for Robin, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, DC Superheroes, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Batman, Young Justice, Justice League, Cherub, and Teen Wolf.
Demotivators (most from despair, inc., a few from anonymous):
Change: It's never to late to turn over a new leaf, unless you're really really old and close to the end. Then yeah, it's probably to late.
Alignment: Good...Bad...I'm the girl with the gun.
Procrastination:Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions but there are A Lot of inquisitive idiots.
Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile but it takes none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Insanity: It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially if you're insane.
Accomplishments: You can fool all of the people all of the time is your effects budget is large enough.
Achievement: You can do anything you set your mind to when have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Agony: Not all pain is gain.
Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
American Healthcare: As good as ever.
Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.
Arrogance: The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Consulting: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Goals: It's best to stay out of the way of a competitive jerk and his goals.
Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to other people.
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom in turning back.
Priorities: Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or what kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I did something so baffingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Push-Up Bra: It's like a bag of chips. You open it and it's half empty.
Retirement: Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything else we can use.
Shoot for the Moon: Even if you miss you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
Surprise Endings: Whether or not it's happily ever after depends entirely on which side of the date you ask.
Synergy: A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.
Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.
Tradition: Doing stupid things since 1876 is no reason to continue doing stupid things.
Underachievement: Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.
Unique: Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.
Worth: Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
Story Updates (8/25/13):
Blue Jeans and a Sledgehammer
When Pride Goeth
The Truth About Muggles
The Best Friends
To Bare Witness
Death Eaters and Benadryl
(8/25/13) Demorivators updated.
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