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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1666602, Profile Updated: 06-16-17
Author has written 20 stories for South Park, and Dragon Ball Z.

UPDATE 6/16/2017

I'm sorry for being out of the loop for so long, but the last few years have been hectic and they're not slowing down. I'm not sure when or if I will ever finish my stories. One day when I have time, I might come back, but I don't want anyone to get their hopes up. Goodbye for now.

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Iridescent Lies by The Lady Arturia reviews
There is but one way to keep a secret: you lie. But how many lies can you tell, how many secrets can you keep, and at the cost of what? Harry's nightmares are back, and he finally decides that they're taking control of his life; he needs to do something bout them. And in the process of getting rid of them, who does he end up meeting but Mind-Healer Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 257,722 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Ginny W.
Daddies by fbeauchamphartz reviews
This is a series of snapshots into the life of Kurt, Sebastian, and their adopted son, Thomas. A lot of cute domesticity with Kurt and Sebastian being incredibly in love and turned on by each other. Kurtbastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.]
Stages of Friendship, Love, and Kisses by babyvfan reviews
Every story begins with a stage. Every stage begins with a moment. For two young boys, their story began with a snake and a kiss. A kiss that would act as a ripple in the water, sinking deeper and deeper as the years go by and the boys go through moments and stages that strength and test their friendship *Features Veela Draco, mate-Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 266,324 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Howl by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After four years of not seeing him Kyle didn't even recognize the incredibly good-looking brunette and now he can't get him out of his mind. Will his haunting fantasies become reality one stormy, summer night? Kyman One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The White Pawn by Soupy George reviews
When eighteen-year-old Draco Malfoy finds himself back at Hogwarts on the eve of Voldemort's infamous return, he is confronted with the most difficult decision he's ever had to make: Fight for a cause he no longer believes in, or do the unthinkable and ally himself with Potter's lot... [Warning, Slowest burn EVER]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Immortality Bites by I am the Color of Boom reviews
What would have happened if Harry Potter had chosen to keep the part of Voldemort's soul attached to him, remaining immortal, and then both he and Draco Malfoy attended their seventh year of school? This obviously... -DM/HP. Vampire Fic. •Part I complete, Part II in progress•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Pansy P., Blaise Z.
Blind Encounters by fatesinger reviews
When Harry's friends realize he's suffering from a very boring sex life, they take matters into their own hands. Harry ends up in a Wizard Sex bar that specializes in hot encounters perfectly tailored to the witch or wizard. Although he can't see him to be sure, Harry's match seems rather...familiar... **RATED M FOR A REASON**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,419 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Indulgence by Android-2217 reviews
Goku goes into an Alternate Universe to experience what it's like to be apart of Vegeta's group during the days of Frieza and get to know his brother, Raditz. What he doesn't expect to happen is to get wrapped up in their culture and lifestyle traveling the universe, as well as fall for a young, 18 year old Prince. GokuxVegeta AU. *YAOI YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,417 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, Zarbon
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 468,929 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Peeping Tomasina by fbeauchamphartz
While trying to have sex in the back seat of Sebastian's car, he and Kurt get interrupted by the hard-to-ignore presence of an angry little old lady who just won't go away. Kurtbastian. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
B-E Aggressive by JessAlmasy reviews
Kurt is at cheerio practice when they're interrupted, he's not real happy about it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
A Leg to Stand On by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt and Sebastian have been having sex for most of the morning. But when Kurt tries to leave to get to class, Sebastian decides that he hasn't had enough yet. Kurtbastian. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Date Proposal by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt is Sebastian's go-to guy when it comes to getting ready for a big date. Sebastian sees it as Kurt's 'life mission' to aid the fashion challenged, but it tears Kurt apart to watch his best friend get ready to hook up with someone else - especially tonight, when Sebastian confesses he might have finally found 'the one'. Kurtbastian. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Fire and Wonder by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Everything changed after Voldemort's defeat. Now the wizarding world is almost unrecognizable, and Harry Potter and his mate Draco Malfoy are at the helm, guiding it for their own version of the "greater good." Perhaps this was their destined course from the day Harry grew his black wings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,958 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/1/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
It's Got To Be Perfect by delightful-fear reviews
Summertime in NYC... Can Kurt and Sebastian battle their history and stay a strong couple? Part 4/5 of Wrong Window Series. (KURTBASTIAN, AU - College)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Animalia by lena1987 reviews
Complete. Professor Snape loses a bet. Reluctantly, he takes on the task of teaching Professor Granger to become an Animagus, but finds the process far more pleasurable than he could have ever possibly imagined. A tale of love and physicality. Mature readers only, please. Written for the Severus Snape fest 2016 on LJ, prompt by articcat621.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Patrols and Potion Masters by SultryBookWorm reviews
Severus is set up for patrols with the new Hogwarts professor, and can't help but notice how attracted to her he's becoming. Smutfic *All characters belong to JK. I just borrow them from time to time.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Lilac Tree by lena1987 reviews
Complete. In post-war England, Severus Snape has one responsibility left: the shell of a woman in St. Mungo's. Who is she, and why does he visit every day? AU. HG/SS. Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Code 69 by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt wears some deliciously tight pants to a Vogue party, and Sebastian, standing behind a potted plant, drooling over his boyfriend's ass, needs to find a way to tell him that they have to find a secluded spot to f**k…now! Kurtbastian. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
The Pensive by I M Sterling reviews
Severus Snape takes a dip in Hermione's pensive. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Severus Snape and The Holiday of Eternal Loathing by La-Matrona reviews
Severus Snape hates Valentine's Day more than almost anything else in the world. She gives him a card anyway. Funny little gift-fic in honor of Sorrowsown, and the nearest holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Old Secrets and Dark Desires by delightful-fear reviews
Going back to Ohio for the winter break stirs up a lot of old history. Will it make Kurt and Sebastian a stronger couple, or pull them apart? Part 3/5 of Wrong Window Series. (KURTBASTIAN, AU - College)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Quick, Malfoy Kiss Me by digthewriter reviews
Harry thinks kissing Malfoy is a good way to keep all the girls away. Draco thinks kissing Potter will make people stop bothering him. Everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Sheets by puppyvegeta reviews
Beerus would kill them if he ever found out. [Kakavege]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Goku, Vegeta, Beerus, Whis - Complete
Private Dancer by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Rachel gets Kurt a job as a waiter for one night at a gay strip club in order to gain experience for a role he's going to play, when Sebastian finds him and decides he'll pay anything to get Kurt to give him a lap dance. (Turning this into a series) Kurtbastian. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Not That Kind of Boy by delightful-fear reviews
After a month of hot and heavy dating, Sebastian wonders if their relationship is purely physical... Or is there more to it? Part 2/5 of Wrong Window Series. (KURTBASTIAN, AU - College)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Imaginary by InfamousJava reviews
Harry collapses after the final battle and wakes up in a muggle hospital, with the doctors claiming he has been in a coma since he was 11 years old, when he ran head-first into a wall. He has to come to terms with the fact that the Wizarding World was simply a figment of his imagination...or was it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,950 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Incongruent by agentmoppet reviews
The war has left its mark on everyone. The Ministry, as usual, is only too happy to take advantage. But Harry won't let them destroy his home, no matter what he has to do to stop them. And no matter if a certain Draco Malfoy insists on getting him off track. DRARRY. SLASH. HP/DM, HG/RW Written for HD Erised 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong Window by delightful-fear reviews
It starts with Sebastian sexting Kurt by accident... or was it an accident? Things heat up between them and then go in a surprising direction. Part 1/5 of Wrong Window Series. (KURTBASTIAN, AU - College)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Decidedly NOT The First Time by JessAlmasy reviews
Sebastian comes out of Scandals to find the last thing he ever expected to see. Well, crap. Now what's he supposed to do?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,971 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Skin Deep by SweetTale4u reviews
Hermione doesn't feel beautiful, it is up to Severus Snape to show her otherwise. A short story of comfort and sex. My entry into the ninth round of the 2015 Hermione Smut Fest on Live Journal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twelve Months by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hookups and Hangups by springandbysummerfall reviews
Chi Chi and her boyfriend Goku have set their disaster of a friend Bulma up on a blind date, but Bulma and the mystery man can't utter a single nice word to each other. Even after they inadvertently wind up in bed together. A light hearted, irreverent jaunt through booty calls and repressed feelings.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,530 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] [Goku, Chi-Chi]
Fire & Ice by J.W.Melmoth reviews
Set S6 ep1; Kurt is freshly single in NYC. Blaine wants him back, but Kurt is looking around for better prospects. When a song competition requires him to get in touch with former friends, Kurt finds an unlikely duet partner...(complete)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Life Imitates Art by SweetTale4u reviews
What happens when Hermione finds some very smutty stories starring her and a certain dark potions master... Smutty One Shot. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Is It Stalking If You Have Permission? by JessAlmasy reviews
The one where Kurt tries to turn a stalker into a boyfriend but has the small problem of not knowing who's texting him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Unwell by ImSuperSiriusGuys reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Potions Master, psychiatrist, accomplished Occlumens and Legillimens running a successful private mental and magical health business. Harry Potter is the hero of the wizarding world and Head Auror. When Harry is recommended to a place that can help him with his sleeping disorder, he's in for a surprise. Post-war era. HP/DM. (Co-written.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,427 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Skype With Caution by JessAlmasy reviews
When Kurt leaves Dalton and comes home to McKinley he feels lonely. Soon he makes an online friend. What could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Leviathan by pewterlocket reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is the world's most powerful wizard. Hermione discovers that he is the only one that can help her, but will he? And what will she have to do to gain his assistance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
F--k Buddies by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt is in a rut - alone and on his own in New York, craving human contact, but always somehow finding himself climbing back into his ex-boyfriend's bed. He doesn't necessarily need a relationship, just a good lay every once in a while. Along comes Sebastian Smythe with an offer Kurt just can't seem to refuse. (Inspired by a tumblr anon prompt 'f**k buddies')
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Princess Peach's Adventures into Craigslist by JessAlmasy reviews
Just when Kurt thinks his life can't get more complicated, Sebastian Smythe gets dropped onto his doorstep. With graduation looming, he has to figure out how to live his life, survive the summer and not end up on the news. Aka: The Time Burt Hummel Let a Meerkat in The House (slight puckurt)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
In Your Dreams by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian is supposed to have a single room, but some slip-up causes Kurt to be his roommate. Having Kurt as his roommate is pretty obnoxious, especially when it comes to him singing in his sleep, until one night Sebastian catches Kurt doing something else in his sleep entirely. Dalton AU Kurtbastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Designated Driver by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt volunteers for Dial-A-Ride, a place that gives people too drunk to drive a ride home. One Friday night, he drives Sebastian back to his college dorm. Once Sebastian finds out Kurt volunteers there, he gets drunk and calls every Friday night, requesting Kurt personally. But is Sebastian doing this just to make Kurt's life miserable? College AU Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Sex on the Beach by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt and Sebastian finally have sex on the beach over summer vacation a year after their first vacation in North Carolina…with a little Smythe family humor tossed in as well. ACITW inspired. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
perfection by Nylex reviews
[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Royal Treatment by Ohjazzy reviews
An explicit look at one of Vegeta and Raditz's "encounters." One-shot PWP.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Raditz, Vegeta] - Complete
The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi-Omi reviews
When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beginning by fbeauchamphartz
It's New Year's Eve, and in an unexpected move, instead of partying with their friends like they do every year, Sebastian kidnaps his fiance and escapes to the Atlantic Coast for a celebration of their own. ACITW Inspired. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Show Me by Ohjazzy reviews
Vegeta shares something shocking but Goku can't fully understand until he experiences it for himself. One-shot PWP.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Vegeta, Goku] - Complete
Mistletoe Law by fbeauchamphartz reviews
When Kurt gets caught under the mistletoe by Sebastian at the Warbler's Christmas party, everyone - including Kurt's boyfriend Blaine - is egging Kurt on to kiss him. Kurt H. Sebastian S. Blaine A.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Blaine A., Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Fashion Felony by fbeauchamphartz
Kurt has put together the perfect outfit for going out to dinner, but Sebastian might have other thoughts about it. Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Diary of a Douchebag by PartiPooper reviews
Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Days of Awe by TEP Redux reviews
It's his thirteenth birthday, and Kyle is finally becoming a man. As the excitement wears away, he realizes he's not like the other boys in South Park, and not just because he's Jewish. As Kyle comes to terms with his sexuality, he struggles with who he can trust and where he will find love. Rated T for language, thematic elements, and copious amounts of teenage angst.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lunabeegood reviews
Hermione finds herself not only in the future, but a world she hadn't imagined for herself. Now, with no knowledge of her past, she has to adjust to life as a wife and mother to a family she knows nothing about. How does a family fall apart and put themselves back together? Nominated for HP Fanfic Poll Award Winter 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,109 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Appallingly Wrong and Irreparably Broken by Tessa Crowley reviews
Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,521 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Mark Me by fbeauchamphartz reviews
In a society where the initials of the person you fall in love with show up on your wrist - Sebastian finds Kurt tending bar in Brooklyn, nearly unrecognizable. Apparently nursing a broken heart, Sebastian makes it his mission to try and get Kurt into bed, but he refuses to give in. After six months of Fridays and a devastating text message, can Sebastian finally change his mind?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Protection by agentmoppet reviews
In the months after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy comes to live with Harry Potter under witness protection. But Draco seems somehow different, and Harry is determined to find out why and whether it is going to mean anything different for their relationship. Meanwhile, it seems the Golden Trio might have missed Voldemort's true goal for the Deathly Hallows. SLASH HPDM, RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,715 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Tale of Ambien and The Home Shopping Network by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt doesn't like it when his boyfriend goes on lengthy business trips, so he takes an Ambien to help him sleep. Unfortunately, that ends up having unexpected (and somewhat embarrassing) consequences. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
A Mile in His Shoes by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian buys a special potion that will allow him to switch bodies with Kurt for 12 hours so he can finally have sex with Blaine, but when Blaine's not available, Sebastian finds Kurt's diary and begins to realize that just maybe he's had his sights set on the wrong guy all a long. Kurtbastian Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Dodging a Bullet by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt is sitting in a bar, trying to drown his sorrows and plan his next move regarding Blaine when Sebastian finds him by accident. Aside from being his usual obnoxious self, he gives Kurt some painful and unexpected news. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Darndest Thing by fbeauchamphartz reviews
While visiting his dad for a week in Lima, Kurt reflects all the new things that have happened in his life, specifically the strange new relationship between his ex-fiance and his ex-bully. Kurt H. Sebastian S. Blaine A. Dave K.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] - Complete
Seven First Dates by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt tries his hand at speed dating and is having an abysmal time until someone he doesn't expect shows up. Kurt H. Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Because of You by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Kurt finds a journal wedged between the books of the Dalton library, and even though he knows he shouldn't, he starts reading it. Before too long he's fallen in love with the journal's owner. Things get complicated when he finds out who the owner of the journal really is. (If you read my one-shots from tumblr you've probably already read this, but here it is all in one place :D)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Blaine A. - Complete
Drinking In Secret by digthewriter reviews
Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy. It started as a distraction at a wedding and turned into a sort of relationship Harry wasn't ready for. Mature themes. Rated: M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Do You Wanna Touch Me? by MoonAngelNine reviews
It was three weeks before the end of Stan Marsh's junior year of high school when his entire life changed. He just didn't know it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Stan M.] Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cursed by Iwao reviews
When Draco Malfoy takes an unexpected day off, his Auror partner decides to personally check he is not in any kind of trouble. Because that is what partners do, right? Mature sexual content. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
deficiency by Nylex reviews
Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Another Sun That's Brighter Still by Omi-Omi reviews
Draco's parents are trying to force him to marry – just because of some stupid family curse – but Draco isn't willing to settle for second best. After rejecting one suitor too many, he's handfasted to a stinky and ragged minstrel and sent off without a Knut to his name. HPDM fairytale remix (King Thrushbeard), written for 2014 HD Smoochfest. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Game Over by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle makes a bet with Cartman and the latter starts to win, Kyle has to seal his success by distracting him...with his body. (Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I Must Be by Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hallucination by llorolalluvia reviews
Hermione only wanted to see what the Potions Master was working on so late at night. She never could have guessed what he would do if he thought that she was nothing more than a simple... Hallucination. Dubcon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What I Did For Love by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian goes to visit Kurt in the hospital after he hears about his attack. He's ready to lay all of his feelings on the line and tell him he's always loved him, but how is that going to work when Kurt is still engaged to Blaine...and will that stop Sebastian? Kurt H. Sebastian S. (Listed as In Progress because I will add one-shots later.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Blaine A.
A Burden Worth Bearing by PartiPooper reviews
A series of instances in which Cartman had to hold or carry Kyle, and so had to face and come to terms with his true feelings. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Cosmic Symphony by SweetTale4u reviews
Dark, Alternate Universe, Hermione is intent on saving Severus. Armed with a time turner she sets out on her never ending quest. Maybe today will be the day...maybe...One Shot. Rated M for gore and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A second chance by Sindell reviews
Vegeta just died fighting Majin-Boo. But he didn't wake up in hell, he woke up somewhere twenty years ago. With all the knowledge of his life on Earth, being a SJJ, and how to destroy Freeza. Will Vegeta go back to the normal course of his life, or will he change things a little bit?. Young Vegeta, younger Bulma and teen Goku. Alt. Universe and rated M just to be safe. COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,698 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Managing Love by Lunabeegood reviews
Many years in the future, Severus and Hermione find themselves both teaching at Hogwarts and, after one night of intoxication, discover they have more in common then they thought. It is a tale of mature love with the complications of family, work, prejudice, and their past woven into the tale. JKR owns them-I just play with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,045 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by 2dragonkat reviews
Natural Selection is the preservation of favored species in the struggle for life. Only the fittest will survive. And Darwin's theory does not just apply to species on Earth. Sequel to "Alternate Reality" and "A Saiyan Way of Life".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,749 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Goku, Vegeta
Time's Fool by Lunabeegood reviews
After the 2nd Wizarding War, Hermione works as an apprentice at Hogwarts where Severus is still the Potions Master. She performs a time-turner experiment using Severus in the demonstration, and things go horribly wrong. Follow the pair as they arrive in various times, in unfamiliar roles, and try in vain to come back home while learning about each other and their true feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,612 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At the Bookshop by Kitty Perry reviews
This is a hot little one-shot. Snape and Hermione go to a bookshop. They leave together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mirror Through Time by SweetTale4u reviews
Voldemort did not fall. Hogwarts is in ruins, one brave girl returns to help rebuild and prepare. Her heart broken and her soul bleeding she stumbles upon the key to saving not only the past but the future as well. Will her love be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,257 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Times by Kisan.Lee reviews
-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Proving a Theory by Marie Tomas reviews
Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
An Accidental Allegiance by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi-Omi reviews
Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Victory by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Misunderstanding by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry walks in on Draco crying in the bathroom and misunderstands the situation. Weeks later, and it's still all he can think about. Draco needs to know why. Drarry; Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Days by RussianWolf7 reviews
Draco has a secret admirer sending him gifts for the twelve days of Christmas. Who could it possibly be, and does Draco return their affection? Harry/Draco Christmas fluff :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coming Out of the Box by RussianWolf7 reviews
A short little fluffy proposal fic with just a dash of drama in the midst. Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Burning Platinum by RussianWolf7 reviews
Draco wears his hair down instead of gelling it back, and Harry can't focus. Fluffy Drarry one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 177 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Need Jew by cell12 reviews
Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ghettos No Place for a Jew by gaaralover51141 reviews
WWII, the Broflovski family finds themselves in the Ghetto. But what will happen when an old friend comes to visit offering a way out for Kyle? Slightly got the idea from Schindler's list, CartmanxKyle! Dont like dont read! Written for ImAnOddity
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Angry loving by Pimpface reviews
Kyle finally shuts Cartman up the only way he knows how to. Future Fic. Established relationship. PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by FirstThingsLast reviews
Kyle and Cartman appear to be enemies, but what happens when the lights go out..? No plot what-so-ever, just lots of touching. ;D Kyman. Boy on boy. Slash. Lemon. Rated M for language and sexual material.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw: Hermione's Story by Bandgeek252 reviews
Hermione has been accepted to be Snape's apprentice all the while he is attempting to fulfill what the Mirror Saw for him, but what will it show her when she looks in it. Sequel to What the Mirror Saw. After DH and mostly cannon compliant, but EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,720 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twist Of Fate by Dajira reviews
A AU Vegeta/Juuhachi-gou fic. In the final battle with Buu, thanks to Vegeta's plan, Buu meets his end, and the universe is safe once again. *Epilogue posted!*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 386,324 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Vegeta, Android 18 - Complete
Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Pick me up Lemons by 2dragonkat reviews
A collection of lemon oneshots written per the requests of my wonderful muses. All UKE Vegeta, with a variety of Semes including: Goku, Brolli, Piccolo, Turles, Mirai Trunks, King Vegeta, Bardock and more. It's going to be a long ride.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,670 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Vegeta
Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail by xTroubleisaFriend reviews
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,266 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw by Bandgeek252 reviews
After Harry finds the Sorcerer's Stone and keeps it from Voldemort, Dumbledore asks Snape to hide the Mirror of Erised so none of the students will be tempted. Snape gets ready to move the mirror, but sees something in that makes him stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
More than Brushstrokes by debjunk reviews
Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Saiyan Jabs by Edward Tudor reviews
One shot word prompt challenges I set for myself. All involving Goku/Vegeta and exploring their relationships. Contains AU, genderbending and all those good things. General rating is T, but there will be a few 'naughtier'. Chapter 11-20 up.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Goku, Vegeta
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Practicing by bleedforyou reviews
Draco is driving Harry insane... slash. SEX. fluff. rimming. ewe. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wine Glasses by bleedforyou reviews
Draco comes home to a shirtless chimney sweeper-sexiness ensues... slash. sex. fluff. rimming. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temporary Partner by bleedforyou reviews
When Ron is no longer available as Harry's Auror partner, Kingsley find a temporary fill-in... slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forced Marriage by moni1914 reviews
This is a marriage law story, yes i know it has been done but i like them and i haven't done one yet. Because of her time turner use, Hermione is older than the rest of school and eligible for the new law. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,428 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Girl's Dream by ladyofnite reviews
Hermione indulges in some Polyjuice trickery, determined to get the one man she's always wanted before she leaves Hogwarts: Severus Snape. His own master for the first time, Snape is not happy by the deception, until he decides to keep her for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What Is This Thing Called Love? by Kitty Perry reviews
Severus is reinstated as Headmaster and calls his first staff meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,974 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What would you wish for? by Laurielove reviews
It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Manifestation Of Dreams by EchoLynn reviews
Hermione takes on an apprenticeship in Potions with Severus Snape for the benefit of the Order. Events that follow lead these two to clash, and nothing will ever be the same again.PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! *HUGS*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,574 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Will Never Know until You Try by michiru-fiujimori88 reviews
The saying "you never know until you try" had finally rang true to Cartman. One night after a football game, Cartman faced the truth to why he could never stay far away from Butters. Rated M for sexual themes and stuff.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
A Mask of Gold by DaddyKinkConfirmed reviews
Albus Dumbledore loves the holidays and is hosting a Halloween Costume dance, masks required. When Snape meets a masked beauty at the open bar what kind of shenanigan will they get into? X-Posted to AFF. [HAS BEEN PUT BACK INTO IN PROGRESS STATUS AS OF APRIL 24TH 2013. WORKING ON A NEW CHAPTER.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Falling Down by julesmonster reviews
Story #3 in the Rainbow Inn Universe. Prequel to TRI. Chase is acting out of character. He's living with Cameron but sleeping with House. When something happens at the hospital, everything changes and Chase faces a battle for his life. Slash House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2010 - [G. House, R. Chase] - Complete
A Saiyan Way of Life by 2dragonkat reviews
It was over…finally over. Buu was dead, the universe was saved…and Kakarot was alive. - Sequel to Alternate Reality. Still Goku&Vegeta, Piccolo&Gohan, and future Trunks&Goten. mpreg, some angst, and smut. What more could you want?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,718 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stay by julesmonster reviews
Chase needs a place to stay and goes to House. House/Chase slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,685 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [G. House, R. Chase] - Complete
Duties to the Throne by Selim reviews
-COMPLETE- Thrown into a Mating Union, Vegeta and Gohan couldn't be angrier – at each other. Both are ready to put the blame for their mating failing on the other man, but is getting out of blood bindings that easy? VegetaGohan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Delusion by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco knows they got over it. It's just that Malfoys lie and he lies to himself too, sometimes, so it's hard to see what's real and what's not, and even if he pretends it doesn't hurt, he cannot help but wonder if it was ever even over to begin with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - [Draco M., Ron W.] Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chances by Kizmet reviews
In the Mirai-timeline, Bulma and Vegeta are reincarnated for a second chance at being together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,270 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
Camp, Glares, and Vcard Pacts by Pocket.Full.of.Procrastination reviews
Ah, camp. Every kids favorite way to spend the summer! Welcome to Camp Gotcha. The camp the citizens of South Park have shipped their teens to for the summer. Joy. But what about this pact? Cutters, Bunny, Style, Creek, Dip, others on side. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Naked by Lokifan reviews
Ron sleeps naked, and he's determined to convert Draco. Draco finds it all rather embarrassing. Cute Ron/Draco PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Trust by Civil Disobediance reviews
Raditz values Vegeta's trust more than anything...but Vegeta has issues in that area, and requests that Raditz prove he can trust him...yaoi!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
The Black, Woollen Blanket by Kitty Perry reviews
Hermione finds an old woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack. Unable to leave it to moulder in the dirt, she takes it with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Want Me by MystyVander reviews
Draco Malfoy's a Veela and Harry Potter is his mate, though he chooses not to accept this. The problem is Harry knows too much for his own good and isn't so innocent anymore. Definite Slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What The Best Friend Saw by Cithara reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's becoming frustrated with the fact that Ron seems to be keeping things from him, so he determines to find out for himself just what Ron's secret is, and is floored by what he finds. Ron/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
the price you pay by theblueone reviews
B/V alternate universe that takes place during those infamous three years we all know and love. When you have to choose between what you want and what you need, what price will you pay? Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,264 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
What I feel when you call me that by Mrs. Kyle Broflovski reviews
Okee. no good at summaries XP. Cartman pushes Kyle to the limit. Kyle is fed up with him, school and family. So kyle just might do something he wont be able to live to regret. Plz review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Fit as a Ferret by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ron is not happy about his new exercise companion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Windex Is Awesome by NightingaleLost reviews
Heh, revenge and Windex make a great combination. XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Be Still My Heart by bleedforyou reviews
When Harry wakes up, he needs to reassure himself that it's not all a dream. This, with Draco, he needed it to be real. Based on a song, but not a songfic. SLASH one-shot. Harry/Draco. Not Epilogue-compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nectar So Sweet by SirTaylor'sTallTales reviews
Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Pin the Lie and Call it a Truth by Crazy4Moony reviews
Over the years, Draco Malfoy has found that chess isn’t nearly as interesting as he first made it out to be. Now, he has to reconsider, for he’s found that chess can be most interesting – if played with the right person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Worlds Apart by eksley05 reviews
Sometimes you're just doomed. Butters/Cartman, Craig/Tweek, unrequited crushes. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,181 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
A Fool In Love by Lady-Indis reviews
Set two years after Buu. Unhappily married, Goku fights feelings for his prince. Will he find his way into Vegeta's heart? Double upload-Chapters 8 and 9!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,039 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Goku, Vegeta
Road to the Future by Kizmet reviews
In the wake of GT's resolution Goten makes a decision about the direction of his life and asks Vegeta for assistance.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,003 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Vegeta, Goten
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Enjoying Yourself, Potter? by Selly87 reviews
Malfoy walks in on Harry in the showers. Harry can’t seem to forget Malfoy’s face and most definitely not the three haunting words Malfoy uttered… – “Enjoying yourself, Potter?”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
When You Are With Me by Lady-Indis reviews
One-shot. Goku/Vegeta. All it takes is one night to change everything.. Angsty and a little sappy. ;D
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Improper Use Of Mobiles by Peeve-danna reviews
Tracey has always taken care of everyone. Maybe it's time she took care of herself for once. After all, it's only so long before they all grow up. Multiple pairings mainly OC but includes a little Stendy and Cutters.. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN IS UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., OC
Seven Days by KittyMayhem reviews
Every single day of the week brings something different, whether its in the same week, or different days of the week through a length of time. Goku/Vegeta Sap, Angst, H/C, Violence
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
A Game of Football by RetiredSPAuthorNo78 reviews
Cartman's always a bother. Stan/Cartman, slash, lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sex Ed by Mayuna reviews
Gohan wanted Vegeta to teach him everything he knew. VegetaxGohan, yaoi
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soul Seeker by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HPDM Draco is a submissive Veela who can’t sense his Mate, because his Mate’s a Horcrux. Voldemort is finally dead, so why does Harry’s scar still hurt? Post DH no Epilogue. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sick Love by CartmansLover reviews
Better Summary: My life has never been good. My best friend isn't the best, my father isn't a father, and my life sucks. But maybe I'll make it through. Follow Kenny through his past and present while he hopes to have any sort of future!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Ginger Snaps by icypinkpop reviews
Cartman takes Kyle's math homework, but Kyle won't stand for it. After a few choice insults are thrown, Kyle finds himself in a compromising position. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by chibiaddict reviews
Kyle is suspicious of Cartman's next plan. But what could that manipulative asshole be up to this time? Gah, I suck at summaries, just R&R! CxK pairing. Will have one-sided Style later on. 3RD CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Boys by MT Yami reviews
SEQUEL TO "BULLY" but can stand alone. Drama unfolds in South Park as Kenny's constant sleeping around sets relationships around him on fire. Meanwhile, Butters and Cartman cope with college life. CartmanxButters, whore!Kenny, and kindergartner SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kenny M.
Learning My Place by God Complex reviews
Sometimes I don't know where our friendship is, if it's over or under the limmit mark. -Nononeshot- ERIKEN haitus
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Alternate Reality by 2dragonkat reviews
My ideas of what could have happened in those seven years between Cell and Buu we have no f...ing clue about. With a GokuVegeta twist and some Chichi & Bulma bashing. If this ain't your cup of tea, don't read. Those of you who like your tea slashy, enjoy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,441 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss Me by Pocketface reviews
Kyle wants nothing more than to kiss those beautiful lips, but they're just out of reach. [ slash ][ KyleEric ][ oneshot ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Make Out Lessons by Beemo reviews
Cartman wants to ask someone out, but he is very inexperienced at kissing, so he has no choice but to turn to his best friend for help, but one of them starts to feel something deeper for his friend than he should...CartmanXKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Harry Potter and the Ghost of the Death Eater by Cherrie reviews
Nobody really understood why Harry Potter didn’t mind being haunted by a ghost. HaryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playing Home by chayron reviews
Complete. Goku x Vegeta. This is Mpreg story. Besides Vegeta’s pregnancy, the story introduces Vegeta’s past. Mainly the story covers Vegeta’s pregnancy from almost very start to the very end and is about peaceful Goku’s and Vegeta’s life on Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,019 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 8,188 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Time Compression by Delta Immortal reviews
Zell wakes up after Time Compression in his own bed and his husbandtobe is also in it! Will Zell put off the wedding for himself in the present, or keep it on for himself in the future? Shonnenai.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
Come Together by chayron reviews
Complete. Yaoi. Goku x Vegeta. Goku and Vegeta finally sort everything out between themselves. The peaceful development of their relationship is suddenly interrupted by Trunks' abduction by Vegeta's mortal enemy. Goku and Vegeta go to the rescue.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,915 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Take Me Under by Capitan Shibby reviews
Zell and Seifer get into a nasty spat before Zell's mission to Timber. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
To Hell Together by chayron reviews
COMPLETE.Yaoi. Reposted. The action takes place after Buu saga, but Goku did not go to train that kid. He settled down with his family and began to lead his peaceful life. But one day he was attacked by Vegeta. And now Goku wants to know why.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Chariot by Karina4 reviews
[Pre HBP] COMPLETE Harry and Draco are back in the sixth year and as the saying goes....You never know what's round the corner....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,585 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dance With Me by LadyCulebra reviews
Lucius Malfoy didn't dance with his wife at his wedding. He would've preferred to dance with someone else. SiriusLucius Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
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Beer Bottles and Broken Hearts reviews
Eric Cartman likes to believe he is immune to having any negative feelings. When Stan causes a rift between himself and Kyle, he learns how wrong he is and just how vulnerable he can be. Cartman's POV! Kyman! Sad! Two Parts! Warnings listed inside.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M.
I'm In Love With A Boy reviews
Kyle is hopelessly in love with Cartman. Will he ever be able to admit his feelings, and, if so, will Cartman love him back or is Kyle doomed? What will the others think of their relationship when they do get together? Read on to find out! Kyman! Yaoi and language! Fully revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
The Great Casserole Caper reviews
Someone is burglarizing Kyle and Cartman's apartment, hilarious ensues. Rated for language. Yaoi! Kyman!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I Dare You To Strip For Him reviews
This is the long awaited sequel to I Dare You To Kiss Him! The boys are all 18 now and are playing another round of truth or dare and things are going to get physical this time! Yaoi, Kyman, naughty language, and sexy scenes!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Anything reviews
Cartman catches Kyle in a very embarrassing situation and takes advantage of the other teen. Yaoi! Eventual Kyman. No longer just a drabble! Revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Back Alley Bullies reviews
Kyle is attacked by a gang of bullies on his way home from studying at the library. Kyman! Rated for violent scenes and coarse language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Craig T., Token B. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe reviews
It's a Christmas party at Stan's house and with it brings a much wanted reunion of two childhood enemies. Rated M for language and adult scenes. Kyman! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Popcorn reviews
Stan sees something shocking in his kitchen. Drabble. Yaoi. Kyman! Revised and updated! I added a lot more to the end of this story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Lolly reviews
Cartman teases his boyfriend in class. Rated for yaoi, language, and lemons! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Passion reviews
Cartman finally admits his true feelings to Kyle, who is surprised and dare I say it, happy. Unbeknownst to Kyle, the others won't take the news very well. Rated M for future graphic content. Yaoi. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Easing the Pain reviews
(On hiatus!) Life is hard for the Saijan trio on Frieza's ship and it is especially difficult for the Saijan Prince. This is the story of his and Raditz friendship that eventually grows to something more. Rated M for future sexual content.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [Vegeta, Raditz]
Cold Sweat reviews
Sequel to Bitterweet Dreams. Vegeta wakes up from a bad dream involving his former mate.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Vegeta - Complete
Bittersweet Dreams reviews
Love is suffering and Vegeta's loyal servant Raditz suffers greatly. Rated M for implied sex and language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Vegeta, Raditz] - Complete
Musings reviews
Raditz reflects about his feelings for everyone's favorite Saijin Prince. T for language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Raditz - Complete
Wet Cows reviews
Stan is having some questionable urges in the shower room after football practice. T for language. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Nothing reviews
Kyle's thoughts about Cartman leaving the group. Implied character death. Dark/emo. One curse word used. Rated T to be safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Smile reviews
T for some language and dark scenes. Just another short drabble staring my favorite two characters. Not much to say except it's very dark. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Home Movies reviews
Just a short drabble. Kyle is practicing his spying skills on the resident villain. Rated T for a little language. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
He Let It Slip reviews
Cartman lets something slip out accidentally during a tryst. Warnings: YAOI! Explicit content! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - [Butters S., Eric Cartman] - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Him reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete