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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1666602, Profile Updated: 10-10-14
Author has written 20 stories for South Park, and Dragon Ball Z.

UPDATE 10/10/2014

I have about seven more one shots in the works right now as well as a few chapters of Passion outlined. I should have many more uploads coming in the next week or so. I'm hoping to get everything finished up and posted soon!

UPDATE 10/04/2014

Okay. Seriously. What is with all the people who follow and favorite stories, but they don't take the time to review? It only takes a few seconds to write something out. I allow anonymous reviewers. It is important to everyone who posts their work on this site or any site. We like to hear back from you. It doesn't matter if the review contains praise, criticisms, or just you saying that you hated it (as long as you're polite).

About Me:

I have the worst bouts of writer's block and I'm terribly flaky when it comes to my hobbies, but thinking about it guilts me into going back to them after a time. I'm addicted to The Sims 3 and am currently obsessed with modding it. I love to cook, a lot. And I'm really loving the fact I don't have a full time job at the moment so that should give me some more free time to accomplish something here.


Current Works in Progress:

Anything:
Cartman catches Kyle in a very compromising situation and tries to take advantage of him. Kyle resents Cartman for it, but he struggles to cope with his situation when it's his crush who is blackmailing him. Eventual yaoi! Naughty language! Kyman

I'm In Love With A Boy
Kyle is hopelessly in love with Cartman. Will he ever be able to admit his feelings, and, if so, will Cartman love him back or is Kyle doomed? Read on to find out! Yaoi and language. Kyman!

Passion
Cartman finally admits his true feelings to Kyle, who is surprised and dare I say it, happy. Unbeknownst to Kyle, others won't find the situation too happy. Rated M for future graphic content. Yaoi. Kyman!

Favorite Couples:

Dragonball Z: Raditz/Vegeta, Vegeta/Bulma, Goku/Vegeta

Harry Potter: Severus/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Ron/Draco

South Park: Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Butters, Cartman/Stan, Cartman/Kenny

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Immortality Bites by adVENTitiious reviews
What would have happened if Harry had chosen to keep the part of Voldemort's soul attached to him, remaining immortal, and then attended his seventh year of school? This obviously. Main character/Vampire. Non-canon compliant. -DM/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,435 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Learning The Ropes by scoutergreen reviews
Nineteen year old Vegeta is hardworking, intense, and socially awkward. The prince tries to cope with the physical and emotional effects of reaching Saiyan maturity and faces the consequences of living hard while on shore leave. Intended for mature readers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/27 - [Vegeta, Raditz] Nappa
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Hookups and Hangups by springandbysummerfall reviews
Chi Chi and her boyfriend Goku have set their disaster of a friend Bulma up on a blind date, but Bulma and the mystery man can't utter a single nice word to each other. Even after they inadvertently wind up in bed together. A light hearted, irreverent jaunt through booty calls and repressed feelings.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] [Goku, Chi-Chi]
Indulgence by Android-2217 reviews
Goku goes into an Alternate Universe to experience what it's like to be apart of Vegeta's group during the days of Frieza and get to know his brother, Raditz. What he doesn't expect to happen is to get wrapped up in their culture and lifestyle traveling the universe, as well as fall for a young, 18 year old Prince. GokuxVegeta AU. *YAOI YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,962 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, Zarbon
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 456,665 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
perfection by Nylex reviews
[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Diary of a Douchebag by PartiPooper reviews
Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Days of Awe by TEP Redux reviews
It's his thirteenth birthday, and Kyle is finally becoming a man. As the excitement wears away, he realizes he's not like the other boys in South Park, and not just because he's Jewish. As Kyle comes to terms with his sexuality, he struggles with who he can trust and where he will find love. Rated T for language, thematic elements, and copious amounts of teenage angst.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lunabeegood reviews
Hermione finds herself not only in the future, but a world she hadn't imagined for herself. Now, with no knowledge of her past, she has to adjust to life as a wife and mother to a family she knows nothing about. How does a family fall apart and put themselves back together? Nominated for HP Fanfic Poll Award Winter 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,109 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drinking In Secret by digthewriter reviews
Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy. It started as a distraction at a wedding and turned into a sort of relationship Harry wasn't ready for. Mature themes. Rated: M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Do You Wanna Touch Me? by MoonAngelNine reviews
It was three weeks before the end of Stan Marsh's junior year of high school when his entire life changed. He just didn't know it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Stan M.] Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cursed by Iwao reviews
When Draco Malfoy takes an unexpected day off, his Auror partner decides to personally check he is not in any kind of trouble. Because that is what partners do, right? Mature sexual content. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Just a kiss by CloudyLemonade reviews
Draco is head over heels in love with Harry, but Harry's said he isn't gay. A drinking session turns into truth or dare, which turns into a lot more. Definitely PWP, complete smut, male pairing...if you don't like it, don't read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
deficiency by Nylex reviews
Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Game Over by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle makes a bet with Cartman and the latter starts to win, Kyle has to seal his success by distracting him...with his body. (Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I Must Be by Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hallucination by llorolalluvia reviews
Hermione only wanted to see what the Potions Master was working on so late at night. She never could have guessed what he would do if he thought that she was nothing more than a simple... Hallucination. Dubcon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Burden Worth Bearing by PartiPooper reviews
A series of instances in which Cartman had to hold or carry Kyle, and so had to face and come to terms with his true feelings. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A second chance by Sindell reviews
Vegeta just died fighting Majin-Boo. But he didn't wake up in hell, he woke up somewhere twenty years ago. With all the knowledge of his life on Earth, being a SJJ, and how to destroy Freeza. Will Vegeta go back to the normal course of his life, or will he change things a little bit?. Young Vegeta, younger Bulma and teen Goku. Alt. Universe and rated M just to be safe. COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,698 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by 2dragonkat reviews
Natural Selection is the preservation of favored species in the struggle for life. Only the fittest will survive. And Darwin's theory does not just apply to species on Earth. Sequel to "Alternate Reality" and "A Saiyan Way of Life".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,749 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Goku, Vegeta
A Mirror Through Time by SweetTale4u reviews
Voldemort did not fall. Hogwarts is in ruins, one brave girl returns to help rebuild and prepare. Her heart broken and her soul bleeding she stumbles upon the key to saving not only the past but the future as well. Will her love be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,257 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Times by Kisan.Lee reviews
-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,078 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage Full of Surprises by Lunabeegood reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape find themselves married to each other to avoid becoming famous breeding stock under the new Marriage Law. Their marriage goes better than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 62,163 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Proving a Theory by Marie Tomas reviews
Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Do You Have The Time? by Lunabeegood reviews
Each morning Hermione wakes in either 1997 or 1977. She has Severus Snape as a friend, and it all seems like a dream until Professor Snape tells her to stay away from his 1977 self. The teen version of Severus is becoming much too interested in Hermione for the Professor's liking and the relationship means consequences in the present as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,321 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Victory by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Coming Back To You by Fred2gen reviews
Forced to opposite sides, two young boys fall in love, but after the war are separated. Can the love of soul-mates overcome all obstacles?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Need Jew by cell12 reviews
Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ghettos No Place for a Jew by gaaralover51141 reviews
WWII, the Broflovski family finds themselves in the Ghetto. But what will happen when an old friend comes to visit offering a way out for Kyle? Slightly got the idea from Schindler's list, CartmanxKyle! Dont like dont read! Written for ImAnOddity
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Angry loving by Pimpface reviews
Kyle finally shuts Cartman up the only way he knows how to. Future Fic. Established relationship. PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by FirstThingsLast reviews
Kyle and Cartman appear to be enemies, but what happens when the lights go out..? No plot what-so-ever, just lots of touching. ;D Kyman. Boy on boy. Slash. Lemon. Rated M for language and sexual material.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw: Hermione's Story by Bandgeek252 reviews
Hermione has been accepted to be Snape's apprentice all the while he is attempting to fulfill what the Mirror Saw for him, but what will it show her when she looks in it. Sequel to What the Mirror Saw. After DH and mostly cannon compliant, but EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,720 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twist Of Fate by Dajira reviews
A AU Vegeta/Juuhachi-gou fic. In the final battle with Buu, thanks to Vegeta's plan, Buu meets his end, and the universe is safe once again. *Epilogue posted!*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 385,471 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Vegeta, Android 18 - Complete
Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Howl by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After four years of not seeing him Kyle didn't even recognize the incredibly good-looking brunette and now he can't get him out of his mind. Will his haunting fantasies become reality one stormy, summer night? Kyman One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Pick me up Lemons by 2dragonkat reviews
A collection of lemon oneshots written per the requests of my wonderful muses. All UKE Vegeta, with a variety of Semes including: Goku, Brolli, Piccolo, Turles, Mirai Trunks, King Vegeta, Bardock and more. It's going to be a long ride.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,670 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Vegeta
Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail by xTroubleisaFriend reviews
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,266 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Occlumency by squirrelgirl295 reviews
What will happen when Hermione daydreams in Potions class?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
More than Brushstrokes by debjunk reviews
Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Saiyan Jabs by Edward Tudor reviews
One shot word prompt challenges I set for myself. All involving Goku/Vegeta and exploring their relationships. Contains AU, genderbending and all those good things. General rating is T, but there will be a few 'naughtier'. Chapter 11-20 up.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Goku, Vegeta
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
reckless by bleedforyou reviews
When Draco leaves for an internship, Harry finds himself in a sorrowful, reckless mood... harrydraco. slash. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Howl by bleedforyou reviews
Draco drags Harry to the Manor on Christmas Day. Harry retaliates... slash. sex. parselsmut. ewe. slight rim. angry/violent!sex. fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Practicing by bleedforyou reviews
Draco is driving Harry insane... slash. SEX. fluff. rimming. ewe. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wine Glasses by bleedforyou reviews
Draco comes home to a shirtless chimney sweeper-sexiness ensues... slash. sex. fluff. rimming. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temporary Partner by bleedforyou reviews
When Ron is no longer available as Harry's Auror partner, Kingsley find a temporary fill-in... slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stir my heart by bleedforyou reviews
Coffee and love just bloody go together. Or at least, for Draco they do... Written for hd seasons 25 wishes holiday challenge. slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confidence is Key by bleedforyou reviews
"Be sexy," Draco reminded himself. Confidence is key, and if a Malfoy has one thing, it's confidence... Written for December prompts in hd seasons. slash. sex. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forced Marriage by moni1914 reviews
This is a marriage law story, yes i know it has been done but i like them and i haven't done one yet. Because of her time turner use, Hermione is older than the rest of school and eligible for the new law. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,428 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Girl's Dream by ladyofnite reviews
Hermione indulges in some Polyjuice trickery, determined to get the one man she's always wanted before she leaves Hogwarts: Severus Snape. His own master for the first time, Snape is not happy by the deception, until he decides to keep her for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What Is This Thing Called Love? by kittyperry reviews
Severus is reinstated as Headmaster and calls his first staff meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,823 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What would you wish for? by Laurielove reviews
It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Snuggling and Soft Pillows by storry-eyed reviews
Severus Snape is the last person Hermione Granger would ever want to snuggle with. And Hermione Granger is the last person Severus Snape would ever want to visit him in his chambers. Right? Snape/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Apprentice by Hogwarts Heroine reviews
A year of selective study transforms Hermione's final year at Hogwarts in this smut filled one shot. What could be hard for her in Professor Snape's cupboard? All belongs to JK as per usual!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Manifestation Of Dreams by EchoLynn reviews
Hermione takes on an apprenticeship in Potions with Severus Snape for the benefit of the Order. Events that follow lead these two to clash, and nothing will ever be the same again.PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! *HUGS*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,574 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Will Never Know until You Try by michiru-fiujimori88 reviews
The saying "you never know until you try" had finally rang true to Cartman. One night after a football game, Cartman faced the truth to why he could never stay far away from Butters. Rated M for sexual themes and stuff.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
A Mask of Gold by MallowCakes reviews
Albus Dumbledore loves the holidays and is hosting a Halloween Costume dance, masks required. When Snape meets a masked beauty at the open bar what kind of shenanigan will they get into? X-Posted to AFF. [HAS BEEN PUT BACK INTO IN PROGRESS STATUS AS OF APRIL 24TH 2013. WORKING ON A NEW CHAPTER.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Falling Down by julesmonster reviews
Story #3 in the Rainbow Inn Universe. Prequel to TRI. Chase is acting out of character. He's living with Cameron but sleeping with House. When something happens at the hospital, everything changes and Chase faces a battle for his life. Slash House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2010 - [G. House, R. Chase] - Complete
A Saiyan Way of Life by 2dragonkat reviews
It was over…finally over. Buu was dead, the universe was saved…and Kakarot was alive. - Sequel to Alternate Reality. Still Goku&Vegeta, Piccolo&Gohan, and future Trunks&Goten. mpreg, some angst, and smut. What more could you want?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,718 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stay by julesmonster reviews
Chase needs a place to stay and goes to House. House/Chase slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,685 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [G. House, R. Chase] - Complete
Duties to the Throne by Selim reviews
-COMPLETE- Thrown into a Mating Union, Vegeta and Gohan couldn't be angrier – at each other. Both are ready to put the blame for their mating failing on the other man, but is getting out of blood bindings that easy? VegetaGohan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Delusion by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco knows they got over it. It's just that Malfoys lie and he lies to himself too, sometimes, so it's hard to see what's real and what's not, and even if he pretends it doesn't hurt, he cannot help but wonder if it was ever even over to begin with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - [Draco M., Ron W.] Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chances by Kizmet reviews
In the Mirai-timeline, Bulma and Vegeta are reincarnated for a second chance at being together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,270 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Camp, Glares, and Vcard Pacts by Pocket.Full.of.Procrastination reviews
Ah, camp. Every kids favorite way to spend the summer! Welcome to Camp Gotcha. The camp the citizens of South Park have shipped their teens to for the summer. Joy. But what about this pact? Cutters, Bunny, Style, Creek, Dip, others on side. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Naked by Lokifan reviews
Ron sleeps naked, and he's determined to convert Draco. Draco finds it all rather embarrassing. Cute Ron/Draco PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Trust by Civil Disobediance reviews
Raditz values Vegeta's trust more than anything...but Vegeta has issues in that area, and requests that Raditz prove he can trust him...yaoi!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
You Want Me by MystyVander reviews
Draco Malfoy's a Veela and Harry Potter is his mate, though he chooses not to accept this. The problem is Harry knows too much for his own good and isn't so innocent anymore. Definite Slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What The Best Friend Saw by Cithara reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's becoming frustrated with the fact that Ron seems to be keeping things from him, so he determines to find out for himself just what Ron's secret is, and is floored by what he finds. Ron/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Seduction 101 by Zierra reviews
How do you really seduce someone? Oddly, Zell has the answers..... Z&S implied Seifer&Irvine
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Zell D., Squall L. - Complete
the price you pay by theblueone reviews
B/V alternate universe that takes place during those infamous three years we all know and love. When you have to choose between what you want and what you need, what price will you pay? Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,264 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
What I feel when you call me that by Mrs. Kyle Broflovski reviews
Okee. no good at summaries XP. Cartman pushes Kyle to the limit. Kyle is fed up with him, school and family. So kyle just might do something he wont be able to live to regret. Plz review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Fit as a Ferret by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ron is not happy about his new exercise companion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Windex Is Awesome by NightingaleLost reviews
Heh, revenge and Windex make a great combination. XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Be Still My Heart by bleedforyou reviews
When Harry wakes up, he needs to reassure himself that it's not all a dream. This, with Draco, he needed it to be real. Based on a song, but not a songfic. SLASH one-shot. Harry/Draco. Not Epilogue-compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nectar So Sweet by SirTaylor'sTallTales reviews
Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Pin the Lie and Call it a Truth by Crazy4Moony reviews
Over the years, Draco Malfoy has found that chess isn’t nearly as interesting as he first made it out to be. Now, he has to reconsider, for he’s found that chess can be most interesting – if played with the right person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Worlds Apart by eksley05 reviews
Sometimes you're just doomed. Butters/Cartman, Craig/Tweek, unrequited crushes. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,181 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
A Fool In Love by Lady-Indis reviews
Set two years after Buu. Unhappily married, Goku fights feelings for his prince. Will he find his way into Vegeta's heart? Double upload-Chapters 8 and 9!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,039 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Goku, Vegeta
Road to the Future by Kizmet reviews
In the wake of GT's resolution Goten makes a decision about the direction of his life and asks Vegeta for assistance.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,003 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Vegeta, Goten
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Enjoying Yourself, Potter? by Selly87 reviews
Malfoy walks in on Harry in the showers. Harry can’t seem to forget Malfoy’s face and most definitely not the three haunting words Malfoy uttered… – “Enjoying yourself, Potter?”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
When You Are With Me by Lady-Indis reviews
One-shot. Goku/Vegeta. All it takes is one night to change everything.. Angsty and a little sappy. ;D
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Improper Use Of Mobiles by Peeve-danna reviews
Tracey has always taken care of everyone. Maybe it's time she took care of herself for once. After all, it's only so long before they all grow up. Multiple pairings mainly OC but includes a little Stendy and Cutters.. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN IS UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., OC
Seven Days by KittyMayhem reviews
Every single day of the week brings something different, whether its in the same week, or different days of the week through a length of time. Goku/Vegeta Sap, Angst, H/C, Violence
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
A Game of Football by Wupperpool reviews
Cartman's always a bother. Stan/Cartman, slash, lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sex Ed by Mayuna reviews
Gohan wanted Vegeta to teach him everything he knew. VegetaxGohan, yaoi
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 4,929 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soul Seeker by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HPDM Draco is a submissive Veela who can’t sense his Mate, because his Mate’s a Horcrux. Voldemort is finally dead, so why does Harry’s scar still hurt? Post DH no Epilogue. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sick Love by CartmansLover reviews
Better Summary: My life has never been good. My best friend isn't the best, my father isn't a father, and my life sucks. But maybe I'll make it through. Follow Kenny through his past and present while he hopes to have any sort of future!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Ginger Snaps by icypinkpop reviews
Cartman takes Kyle's math homework, but Kyle won't stand for it. After a few choice insults are thrown, Kyle finds himself in a compromising position. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by chibiaddict reviews
Kyle is suspicious of Cartman's next plan. But what could that manipulative asshole be up to this time? Gah, I suck at summaries, just R&R! CxK pairing. Will have one-sided Style later on. 3RD CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Boys by MT Yami reviews
SEQUEL TO "BULLY" but can stand alone. Drama unfolds in South Park as Kenny's constant sleeping around sets relationships around him on fire. Meanwhile, Butters and Cartman cope with college life. CartmanxButters, whore!Kenny, and kindergartner SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kenny M.
Conquest of My Heart by Pirate Captain Sam reviews
What do you expect? Goku and Vegeta do it. Duh.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Goku, Vegeta
Learning My Place by God Complex reviews
Sometimes I don't know where our friendship is, if it's over or under the limmit mark. -Nononeshot- ERIKEN haitus
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Alternate Reality by 2dragonkat reviews
My ideas of what could have happened in those seven years between Cell and Buu we have no f...ing clue about. With a GokuVegeta twist and some Chichi & Bulma bashing. If this ain't your cup of tea, don't read. Those of you who like your tea slashy, enjoy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,441 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Kiss Me by Pocketface reviews
Kyle wants nothing more than to kiss those beautiful lips, but they're just out of reach. [ slash ][ KyleEric ][ oneshot ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Can a chance encounter during a power outage really impact your life that much? SxS, Yaoi
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,293 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Make Out Lessons by Beemo reviews
Cartman wants to ask someone out, but he is very inexperienced at kissing, so he has no choice but to turn to his best friend for help, but one of them starts to feel something deeper for his friend than he should...CartmanXKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Harry Potter and the Ghost of the Death Eater by Cherrie reviews
Nobody really understood why Harry Potter didn’t mind being haunted by a ghost. HaryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playing Home by chayron reviews
Complete. Goku x Vegeta. This is Mpreg story. Besides Vegeta’s pregnancy, the story introduces Vegeta’s past. Mainly the story covers Vegeta’s pregnancy from almost very start to the very end and is about peaceful Goku’s and Vegeta’s life on Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,019 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 7,006 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Time Compression by Delta Immortal reviews
Zell wakes up after Time Compression in his own bed and his husbandtobe is also in it! Will Zell put off the wedding for himself in the present, or keep it on for himself in the future? Shonnenai.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
Come Together by chayron reviews
Complete. Yaoi. Goku x Vegeta. Goku and Vegeta finally sort everything out between themselves. The peaceful development of their relationship is suddenly interrupted by Trunks' abduction by Vegeta's mortal enemy. Goku and Vegeta go to the rescue.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,915 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Vivica by frk-werewolf reviews
Changes are in the air and Draco discovers something about himself that will change everything he knows. (rated R for slash and sexual descriptions) Contains Veela!Draco, pairing: DracoRon [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Take Me Under by Capitan Shibby reviews
Zell and Seifer get into a nasty spat before Zell's mission to Timber. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
To Hell Together by chayron reviews
COMPLETE.Yaoi. Reposted. The action takes place after Buu saga, but Goku did not go to train that kid. He settled down with his family and began to lead his peaceful life. But one day he was attacked by Vegeta. And now Goku wants to know why.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Cold by yeaka reviews
For some strange reason, Ron spills his guts to a ferret. (RWDM, slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Chariot by Karina4 reviews
[Pre HBP] COMPLETE Harry and Draco are back in the sixth year and as the saying goes....You never know what's round the corner....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,585 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dance With Me by LadyCulebra reviews
Lucius Malfoy didn't dance with his wife at his wedding. He would've preferred to dance with someone else. SiriusLucius Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
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Beer Bottles and Broken Hearts reviews
Eric Cartman likes to believe he is immune to having any negative feelings. When Stan causes a rift between himself and Kyle, he learns how wrong he is and just how vulnerable he can be. Cartman's POV! Kyman! Sad! Two Parts! Warnings listed inside.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M.
I'm In Love With A Boy reviews
Kyle is hopelessly in love with Cartman. Will he ever be able to admit his feelings, and, if so, will Cartman love him back or is Kyle doomed? What will the others think of their relationship when they do get together? Read on to find out! Kyman! Yaoi and language! Fully revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
The Great Casserole Caper reviews
Someone is burglarizing Kyle and Cartman's apartment, hilarious ensues. Rated for language. Yaoi! Kyman!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I Dare You To Strip For Him reviews
This is the long awaited sequel to I Dare You To Kiss Him! The boys are all 18 now and are playing another round of truth or dare and things are going to get physical this time! Yaoi, Kyman, naughty language, and sexy scenes!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Anything reviews
Cartman catches Kyle in a very embarrassing situation and takes advantage of the other teen. Yaoi! Eventual Kyman. No longer just a drabble! Revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Back Alley Bullies reviews
Kyle is attacked by a gang of bullies on his way home from studying at the library. Kyman! Rated for violent scenes and coarse language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Craig T., Token B. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe reviews
It's a Christmas party at Stan's house and with it brings a much wanted reunion of two childhood enemies. Rated M for language and adult scenes. Kyman! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Popcorn reviews
Stan sees something shocking in his kitchen. Drabble. Yaoi. Kyman! Revised and updated! I added a lot more to the end of this story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Lolly reviews
Cartman teases his boyfriend in class. Rated for yaoi, language, and lemons! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Passion reviews
Cartman finally admits his true feelings to Kyle, who is surprised and dare I say it, happy. Unbeknownst to Kyle, the others won't take the news very well. Rated M for future graphic content. Yaoi. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Easing the Pain reviews
(On hiatus!) Life is hard for the Saijan trio on Frieza's ship and it is especially difficult for the Saijan Prince. This is the story of his and Raditz friendship that eventually grows to something more. Rated M for future sexual content.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [Vegeta, Raditz]
Cold Sweat reviews
Sequel to Bitterweet Dreams. Vegeta wakes up from a bad dream involving his former mate.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Vegeta - Complete
Bittersweet Dreams reviews
Love is suffering and Vegeta's loyal servant Raditz suffers greatly. Rated M for implied sex and language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Vegeta, Raditz] - Complete
Musings reviews
Raditz reflects about his feelings for everyone's favorite Saijin Prince. T for language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Raditz - Complete
Wet Cows reviews
Stan is having some questionable urges in the shower room after football practice. T for language. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Nothing reviews
Kyle's thoughts about Cartman leaving the group. Implied character death. Dark/emo. One curse word used. Rated T to be safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Smile reviews
T for some language and dark scenes. Just another short drabble staring my favorite two characters. Not much to say except it's very dark. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Home Movies reviews
Just a short drabble. Kyle is practicing his spying skills on the resident villain. Rated T for a little language. Revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
He Let It Slip reviews
Cartman lets something slip out accidentally during a tryst. Warnings: YAOI! Explicit content! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - [Butters S., Eric Cartman] - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Him reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete