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Author has written 11 stories for Danny Phantom, Yu-Gi-Oh, Batman, Aladdin, and Kuroshitsuji.

Welcome to my page. I'm DramaQueen95. I love to read and write fanfictions and am a HUGE fangirl/otaku and a MAJOR Superwholockian because I'm superwholocked! As you'll probably realize from my profile (if you read it, because it's a LOT), I'm a spazzy nerd and otaku and just crazy as hell and damn proud of it. After all, if we can't laugh at ourselves and smile at the smallest things, then what's the point of life?

I'm extremely hyper and eccentric and in love with life. I know three languages: English, Spanish, and Hindi (not fluently). I love medical science, psychology, law/criminology, forensic science, and anything creative. I know a great deal about mythology as well as the cultures of ancient civilizations, like the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Aztecs, Incas, and others. I'm not exactly a feminist, but I do get really upset at people who undermine women and portray them as weak and helpless. We're stronger and tougher than people think. I also have a bad case of OCD, which is probably why I can be a crazy perfectionist. Pet peeves include but are not limited to: horrible grammar and bullies. If you don't like something, that's your opinion. But don't be a jerk to those who do like that thing, whatever it may be. If they're not harming you, themselves, humanity or animals, then calm down and let them be.

My motto: Dream, Laugh, Love, Live!

Quotes I live by:

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain."

"Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth." -Alfred D'Souza

"So keep your head high, your chin up, and, most importantly, keep smiling because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about." -Marilyn Monroe

"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in other; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone." -Audrey Hepburn

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." -Coco Chanel

"Life is short, live it up. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it."

Life is an Adventure ... Dare it

Life is a Beauty ... Praise it
Life is a Challenge ... Meet it
Life is a Duty ... Perform it
Life is a Love ... Enjoy it
Life is a Tragedy ... Face it
Life is a Struggle ... Fight it
Life is a Promise ... Fulfill it
Life is a Game ... Play it
Life is a Gift ... Accept it
Life is a Journey ... Complete it
Life is a Mystery ... Unfold it
Life is a Goal ... Achieve it
Life is an Opportunity ... Take it
Life is a Puzzle ... Solve it
Life is a Song ... Sing it
Life is a Sorrow ... Overcome it
Life is a Spirit ... Realize it

Hobbies: Reading, writing, socializing, volunteering, fangirling. The usual.

Favorite books: Basically classics like Jane Eyre, Rebecca, Pride and Prejudice. I adore Dickens and Shakespeare (I know, so clichéd, but oh well). I love The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. I also read a great deal of medical science, psychology, and philosophy.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'.
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future.
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things


X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American Eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

X You have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

Total: 10


X Black is one of your favorite colors.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick. (Halloween)

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 5


X You can skateboard.

X You’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (Red streaks)

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5


X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.

X You get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5


X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 2


X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been dyed more than 1 color.

Total: 6

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X It's hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.

X You own/ed an X-Box.

X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Police officer)

X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth.

X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink.

x Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars.

X You were in gymnastics/dance

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

X You love the movies.

X You used to play with dolls as little kid.

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 20

Favorite Quotations Of All Time:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Don't spend all your money on a safe."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde

“The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.” - Herbert Spencer

"Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton

"It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all the depths of the ocean." - John Locke

"It is one thing to show a man that he is in an error, and another to put him in possession of the truth." - John Locke

"Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours." - John Locke

"Curiosity is the lust of the mind." - Thomas Hobbes

"The greatest test of courage on Earth is to bear defeat without losing heart." - Robert Ingersoll

"Every library is an arsenal." - Robert Ingersoll

"Anger blows out the light of the mind." - Robert Ingersoll

"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.” - Robert Ingersoll

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.” - Mary Anne Radmacher

"The talented die in obscurity, while the mediocre succeed. Life is irreplaceable, but taken for granted and most valued when it is slipping away. So much in life is illogical..." - Unknown (

And random quotes:

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest."- Lt. R Travis

"When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia."

"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the Bibles into the Fiction section."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon." - Bill Hirst

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." -St. Augustine

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man." - Scott Elledge

"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw

"How can I lose to such an idiot?" - Aaron Nimzovich

"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people."

"I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction." -Ed Begley Jr. (The Simpsons)

"I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock)

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." - H. H. Munro

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid." - James D. Watson

"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison

"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." - Ernest Rutherford

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" - Will Rogers

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."

"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

"The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates

"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." -Plato

"But love is blind, and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit." -William Shakespeare

"What ’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet." -William Shakespeare

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“Who so loves believes the impossible.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"

"Don't drink and park - accidents cause people."

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."

"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

"What the hell do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"

"I can handle pain until it hurts."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."

"Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying.

"Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it."

"Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats."

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."

"FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory."

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. -- Dave Barry

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush

Sherlock Holmes Quotes

Sherlock Holmes: You've never complained about my methods before.
Dr. John Watson: I'm not complaining.
Sherlock Holmes: You're not? What do you call this?
Dr. John Watson: I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Sherlock Holmes: Uh, we have a barter system...
Dr. John Watson: When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?
Sherlock Holmes: Our rooms...
Dr. John Watson: The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?
Sherlock Holmes: Our dog...
Dr. John Watson: The dog!
Sherlock Holmes: Gladstone is our dog!

Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you an excellent policeman.

Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?

Sherlock Holmes: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
[Watson punches him in the face]

Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!

Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister.
Mrs. Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned, Nanny?
Mrs. Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.

Dr. John Watson
: [about an empty vial, to Holmes] You do realize that what you're drinking is meant for eye surgery?

[Mrs. Hudson starts to clear space for the tea tray]
Sherlock Holmes: Don't touch. Everything is in its proper place... as per usual, Nanny.
[on her way out, Mrs. Hudson notices the dog laying on the floor]
Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog. Again.
Dr. John Watson: [irritated] What have you done to Gladstone now?
Sherlock Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind.

Dr. John Watson: No, not you, Mary and I. You are not...
Sherlock Holmes: What? Invited? Why would I be not invited to my own brother's country home, Watson? Now you are not making any sense!
Dr. John Watson: You are not human!

Dr. John Watson: [Holmes points his violin bow at Watson] Get that out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Dr. John Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.

[a chambermaid enters Irene Adler's room and screams when she sees Holmes, handcuffed naked to the bed with a pillow covering his groin]
Sherlock Holmes: Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release.
[the Maid screams again and runs out; cut to later in a carriage]
Sherlock Holmes: Of course, she misinterpreted my meaning entirely.
Constable Clark: Naturally, sir.

Sherlock Holmes: Where's the inspector?
Dr. John Watson: Getting his troops lined up.
Sherlock Holmes: That could be all day.

Dr. John Watson: Look at you! Why is the only woman you've ever cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?
Sherlock Holmes
: Allow me to explain.
Dr. John Watson
: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you... twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Sherlock Holmes
: Right, you've had your fun.
Dr. John Watson
: What's she after anyway?
Sherlock Holmes
: It's time to press on.
Dr. John Watson
: What could she possibly need?
Sherlock Holmes
: [sighs] Doesn't matter.
Dr. John Watson
: Alibi? A beard. A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Dr. John Watson: [reading note left by Holmes] 'Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same.'

Sherlock Holmes: [injected with fluid from the adrenal glands of sheep, runs into the wall of the box car] Watson, I just had the most peculiar dream. You and Mary and Gladstone and I were at a restaurant. There was a satanic pony. It had a fork in its hooves and it was laughing at me! What have you administered?
Dr. John Watson: Your wedding present.
Sherlock Holmes: Who's been dancing on my chest?!
Dr. John Watson: Me.

Dr. John Watson: You're drinking embalming fluid.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes. Care for a drop?
Dr. John Watson: You do seem a bit...
Sherlock Holmes: Happy?
Dr. John Watson: Manic. Verging on...
Sherlock Holmes: Ecstatic.
Dr. John Watson: Psychotic.

Dr. John Watson: Holmes, how many times are you going to kill my dog?

Sherlock Holmes: Lie down with me, Watson.
Dr. John Watson: Why?
Sherlock Holmes: I insist.
Dr. John Watson: What are we doing down here?
Sherlock Holmes: We are waiting. I am smoking. [automatic gunfire tears through the train compartment] Patiently waiting!
Dr. John Watson: For what?!
Sherlock Holmes: Your window of opportunity. Make it count!

Mrs. Hudson: [turning to Dr. John Watson] Doctor, you must get him to a sanatorium! For the past month, he's taken nothing but coffee, tobacco, and cocoa leaves. He never sleeps! I hear multiple voices, as if he's rehearsing a play.
Sherlock Holmes: Don't you have a goat that needs worming?
Mrs. Hudson: Ah, yes. Such fun. What would I do without you?
Sherlock Holmes: Why are you here?
Dr. John Watson: I'm getting married. Tomorrow.
Sherlock Holmes: Ah! Embrace me!

Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs? Then I should require a bicycle thank you very much. It's 1891, could have chartered a balloon.
Dr. John Watson: [to Sim] How can we make this more manageable?
Sherlock Holmes: [a band of horses rides past, after a moment Holmes follows them riding a little pony] Slow and steady wins the race!

Dr. John Watson: Did you just kill my new wife?
Sherlock Holmes: I timed it perfectly!

Sherlock Holmes: I can't remember when I last had a hedgehog goulash... this delicious.
Dr. John Watson: We never had a hedgehog goulash.

Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes

"Why is the rum gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." - Captain Jack Sparrow

[Standing on a cliff edge] "You know that feeling you get when you’re standing in a high place… sudden urge to jump?… I don’t have it." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically" - Captain Jack Sparrow

“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it…" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"- Captain Jack Sparrow

"Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol’ what’s-er-face." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we dont’ have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why would he do that? Because he’s a lummox, isn’t he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and not invite him!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

Memorable Quotes from The Simpsons:

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -Homer

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country." -Dr. Nick

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

"No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." - Homer

"Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!" - Homer

"I hope I didn't brain my damage..." - Homer

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway." - Homer

"If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders." - Willy

Ned Flandish: Hey, I just thought of a name for where we're going: New England!
Willy: Oh, that's real creative! What do you call your foot, new hand?

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible." -Ralph

"This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”" -Lionel Hutz

"I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!" -Ned Flanders

"Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”" - Lionel Hutz

"I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman." -Homer

"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs." -Homer

"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?" -Homer

"Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom." -Reverend Lovejoy

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." -Homer

"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems." -Homer

"Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." -Homer

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" -Homer

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!" -Homer

"…And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night." -Kent Brockman

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." -Ralph

Groundskeeper Willie: It won’t last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. [Narrows eyes] Or synagogue.

Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I’d like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. [Thinks of Grandpa’s advice]
Young Grandpa: Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Homer: Lousy traumatic childhood.

Marge: Well, did you call one of your friends?
Lisa: Hah! These are my only friends. [Holds up books] Grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well I think the veal died of loneliness.

[There is a fire in Principal Skinner’s kitchen]
Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No.

Homer: You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Homer: I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.

Sea Captain: I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Homer: Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.

Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!

Homer: Attention, lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!

Homer: We show girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.

Lisa: My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry.
Homer: [chuckles] Bloody Harry. He brought back beheading in a big way.

Krusty: Why can't I be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.

Homer: Can you be my dad?
Robert: If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.

Mr. Burns: Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.

Homer Simpson: I can't stand Marge's gray hair. It's like I'm married to Richard Gere.
[Phone rings]
Homer Simpson: Not now, phone. I'm talking to myself. It's okay, Homer. It's just a couple of minutes. Thanks, Homer.
[Picks up phone]
Homer Simpson: Hello?
Moe Szyslak: Hello, wing man? You were supposed to be here two minutes ago.
Homer Simpson: Oh, thank you, prior commitment!

Moe Szyslak: My name is Moe Szyslak. When I was a kid I had round worm - Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years - I dabbled in Satanism until I was asked to leave, oh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.

Dr. Kissingher: Your only hope is to get a wingman.
Moe Szyslak: What's a wingman?
Dr. Kissingher: A wingman is a friend who...
Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now I gotta get a friend?

"I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…" -Superintendent Chalmers

"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy." -Milhouse

"Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people." -Homer

"Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk." -Homer

"And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold." -Krusty the Clown

"Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…" -Krusty

"I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency." -Milhouse

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos." -Homer

Memorable Friends quotes:

Ross: Why... why... why would you dream that?
Chandler: More importantly, was I any good?
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damned good.
Chandler: Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: I love it when we share.

Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just... things don't work out.
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym?

Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza!

Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
The meeting with the guy went great?
So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.

Ross: You what? Wh- what were you doing seeing her boobies?
It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.

Joey to Chandler: Okay, man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like chandelier...but it's not. It's a stupid, stupid, non-name.

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!
Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

Phoebe: "I'm late for...uhhh...my Green Eggs and Eggs discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train."

Ross: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….
Monica: I wasn’t trying to escape!
Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
Monica: I was… helping out a squirrel…
Ross: You were trying to eat it!

Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Chandler: NO, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No! No, Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that

Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.

Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Monica: He's in the bathroom... I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates... Aaaaaaaagh! My eyes! My eyes!

Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Chandler: That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.

Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

Monica: [Sneeze] Oh, gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold!
Phoebe: You mean you stole it!
Monica: [Sneeze]
Phoebe: Don't cover your mouth when you do that!

Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Joey: How you doin'?

Chandler: Joe... Joe... Joe... Stalin?
Joey: Stalin! Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me!
Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good!
Chandler: Hey, you know, you might wanna try Joseph.
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!

Joey: You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?!
Chandler: You're kidding!
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Chandler: Ya know, you'd think I would have.

Joey: Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be?
Phoebe: Flame Boy.

Joey: Thanks for teaching me how to lie, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Oh, no problem. Next week, stealing.

Memorable Quotes from That 70's Show:

Kelso: There's a rabbit, stuck up a tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.

Fez: I choose Boobs!

Eric: Donna, I was just out by the lake and I thought it was you naked but when you turned around, you were Laurie, then I heard screaming, and it was me!
Donna: Oh yeah!?! Well I've got bigger problems. Fez thought it would be nice to see me like that.

Eric: Wow! For a minute there, I almost forgot about my sister's wet naked ass. Oh God!

Little girl: Santa, I want a pony for Christmas!!
Red: Horses die. What you need is a good pair of boots.

Donna: Dad, can't you say something normal for once!?!
Bob: Normal doesn't put asses in the seat, Donna!
Donna: For the last time dad, there are no seats around you!

Fez: I am so excited about "Star Whores".
Hyde: Fezzie, man. It's "Star WARS".
Fez: Screw that!

Kelso: I have the three thing that girls want; I'm hot and I'm smart.

Fez: Look, my balls have holes in them.

Fez: Eric do something! Your father is taking my women!

Eric: "It's called career day, not career half a day. *laughs and realizes he made a smart ass remark for strike 3* Ok, that's not strike 3. That's what my teacher said. *pause*
Red: Ok Eric, you go with your mom to the hospital to become a nurse.

Hyde: I'm going to write "I Hate the Fuzz" on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it?

Eric: "I'm only here because you had a heart attack."
Red: "I only had a heart attack because you're here."

Hyde: "Kelso, you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?"

Eric: (Talking about Kelso)Wow. Watch him try to piece it together. He's got..no...he doesn't, wait...no.
Hyde:Wow, this is like the slowest burn ever.

Fez: I may not say this right, because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?

Kitty: Red's mother is coming.
Midge: What's that pet name she has for you?
Kitty: Whore.

Red: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.

Eric: Was I really a mistake?
Laurie: They sued the condom company.

Donna: I love you, Eric.
(he stares at her, his eyes bugged out)
Eric: I love... cake.

Jackie: You are way too young to be saying "I love you."
Donna: Shut up, Jackie. You say it to Kelso all the time and you're like younger than me.
Jackie: Not in love years!

Fez (to Eric): Cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. Of course, you cannot have sex with Donna either...

Red: Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner. I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.

Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red: My foot kicking your ass.

Red: My foot is shaking it wants to kick his ass so bad.

Red: You are about to read a book my foot wrote. It's called "On The Road To In Your Ass".

Red: You're lucky that this table is standing between my foot and your ass.

Red: You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room.

Red: What are you going to put put on your resume - dumbass?

Hyde: Forman, you should write a book. Things my dad has threatened to stick up my ass. Chapter one. His foot.

Kitty: [to Michael] What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?
Michael: Yes, I was. And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it.

Red: If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, “Thank You. And God Bless America.”

Eric: You know possession is 9/10 of the law.
Red: Keep up the smart mouth and my foot is going to be 9/10 of the way up your ass!

Red: You drilled a hole in my floor. My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!

Red: Good night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs put a foot in your ass.

Red (pretending to be Eric): Well, I'm just a skinny, smart mouth kid who always has something to say about everything!
Eric (pretending to be Red): Well, I wish I was an octopus... so I could stick eight different feet up eight different asses! HAHAHAHAHA!
Red: Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars!
Eric: Dead commies, dead commies, dead commies!

Kitty: Washer and dryer Red. They are gonna have a washer and dryer. That red headed harlet is gonna be shouting my baby's grass stains. What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing. I bought sparklers for the Fourth of July! He loves sparklers and now he's leaving and what are we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
Red: Uh...there's a car show in Kenosha.
Kitty: A car show!?!?!? I don't want to go to a [bleep] car show in [bleep] Kenosha! I want three more [bleep] months with my baby boy and they're gone because of your bull[bleep]! WAY TO GO DUMBASS!

Hyde: They should've X-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.

Red: What's in the bag?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, then yes Sir!
Kitty: Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika then yes Sir! (whispers) Hyde, what's the spice I'm looking for?
Hyde: (Whispers angrily) Oregano!

Donna: Kelso, you own a shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' with an arrow pointing upward.
Kelso: Yeah, I hate that shirt, it doesn't make any sense! Seriously, who's above me?

Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Nothing. Just a classic case of Hand-Stuck-In-Vase.
Red: Well, if you don't get your hand out of there, you're gonna have a classic case of Foot-Stuck-In-Ass.

Red: I just wanna say that when my time comes, I want to be buried face down so anyone that doesn't like me can kiss my ass!

Kelso: Hey Mrs. Forman I'm back! I forgot that you're a hot mom!
Red: You know what's hot? My foot in your ass!

Kelso: All right. I'm going.
Jackie: No, Michael, my parents are going out tonight. You're coming over to my house to... study.
Kelso: No. What a gyp. I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No, Michael. You have to come over to my house to "STUDY".
Kelso: Fine. I'm gonna study.
Hyde: Man, you're stupid.
Kelso: I know, that's why I have to go study!

Red: I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass, your nose will bleed!

Red: You know, I outta vandalize your ass with my foot!

Kelso: Hey, Red, can I light this off in your house?
: Sure, then I'll light my foot off in your ass.

Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet, so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!

Bob Pinciotti: I'm looking at a deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?

Kitty: If you had the choice, whose shoe would you be?
Donna: Well I wouldn't like to be Red's cause it's about to go in someone's ass.

Red: Eric, bend your knees, and lift with your legs, or else I'm gonna...
Eric: Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Randy (to Donna): I just think you're hot and I want to go out with you.
OHHHH! I'm a father and I'm standing right here!
Here Mr. Pinciotti. Pizza's on me.
Have her home by sunrise.

Randy: We'll just borrow the Vista Cruiser from Red.
: You might as well ask if your ass could borrow his foot.

Red: How's about your keen eye watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?

Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?

Donna: Red, aren't you gonna say something?
Eric: Donna, don't even talk to him. He's probably trying to figure out how to put his foot up each of our asses without getting out of the chair.

Memorable Supernatural Quotes:

Dean: Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
Sam: What's a Snooki?
Dean: That's a good question.

Dean: So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?

Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed. Seriously. Think about it.

Sam: Burning the painting didn't get rid of it.
Dean: Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious!

Dean: You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!

Dean: My Spidey senses are tingling.

Dean: What was that? I think she just cougar-eyed you.

Sam: Man, you've got to update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes...

Dean: Damn cops.
Sam: They were just doing their job.
Dean: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

Sam: Dean, what I said about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: Hey, no chick-flick moments.
Sam: All right. Jerk.
Dean: . . . Bitch

Dean: I'm right here! Chow time, you freaky bastard, yeah that's right, bring it on baby, I taste good!

Dean: (To Sam) Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?

Sam: "Kids are the best"? You don't even like kids.
Dean: I love kids!
Sam: Name three children, that you even know.
Dean: *after long pause* . . . I'm thinking!

Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?
Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!

Dean: I'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.

Sam: Huh, when you sacrifice to Holnacar, guess what he gives you in return?
Dean: Lap dances, hopefully.

Dean: (being mimicked by Sam) You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish...Sam Winchester wears makeup...Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!

Dean: You kinky son of a b*tch, we don't swing that way.

Dean: (on getting hit by the car) Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

Dean: (To Sam) Gumby girl... does that make me Pokey?

Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: No, not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: I kind of have this problem with... (moves his hand in a plane motion)
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!

Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candycanes.

Dean: First I'm gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.

Dean: Saved your ass! Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I am Matlock.
Sam: But how?
Dean: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said that you were hunting ghosts and the spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well, you look like a dumbass pledge.

Dean: Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam: You watch Oprah?

Sam: We're squatting in an empty house?
Dean: I want to try out the steam shower.

Dean: So you found some beetles in a hole...that's shocking Sam *sarcastic*

Lynda Bloome: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...*looks at Sam and Dean* sexual orientation.
Dean: Hmm, right.
Dean: (to Sam) I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? *slaps Sam on the butt*
Sam: ...

Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Dean: Dude, you're fugly.

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean: *looking at the haunted hotel* We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.

Dean: Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
* Dean nods*
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

Dean: I like him, he says okie dokie.

Dean: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam: Oh come on.
Dean: It's killing me.
Sam: Let it go.

Dean: See that attitude right there! That is why I always got the extra cookie.

Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill!

Dean: Its like they have a hit on us.
Dean: You think it's cause we're awesome? I think it's cause we're so awesome.

Dean: That teddybear softner. Ooo I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.

Henricksen: I, I shot the sheriff.
Dean: But you didn't shoot the deputy.

Dean: What was that stuff? It smells like ass! Whoah! It tastes like ass.
Ruby: Its called Witchcraft shortbus.
Dean: I'm not the shortbus. You're the shortbus...shortbus.

Dean: Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an angel.

Dean: Oh my god! Did you see that shot?
Dean: I'm amazing ... I'm Batman.
Sam: Yeah. You're Batman.

Dean:*Knocks on door* CANDY GRAM!

Dean: That constance chick-WHAT A BITCH!

Dean: There's salt in my bag. Pour a circle around it and get inside.
Harry: Get inside your bag?
Dean: *yells* In the salt, you moron!

Dean: Myspace. What the hell is that? *Sam stares at him* Seriously, is it some sort of porn site?

Dean: Well if it isn't our slutty little Yoda.

Dean: Dude, where's the pie?

Dean:“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”

Sam: "Why’d you let me fall asleep?"
Dean: "Because I’m an awesome brother. So what did you dream about?"
Sam: "Lollipops and candy canes."

Dean:“My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”

Dean: “Save room for dessert, Tiny. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem? Or is that just some deep-seated self esteem issue? Because you know, they're just doughnuts. They're not love."

Dean:“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”

Talking about Bela:
Dean:“Can I shoot her?"
Sam:“Not in public."

Bela:“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
Dean:“Don’t objectify me."

Sam:“How do you sleep at night??
Bela:“On silk sheets, rolling naked in money."

Dean, explaining why he thinks he got out of Hell:"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."

Dean:"Sammy, wherever you are, mom is a babe. I'm going to hell ... again.

Dean:"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."

Sam: "She was convinced that he wasn't her real daddy."
Dean:"Who was? The plumber,hmmm? A little snaking the pipes??
Sam:"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."

Bobby:“You stupid, stupid son of a bitch. Well,boo-hoo!I am so sorry your feelings are hurt,princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie,maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!"

Dean to Castiel:"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.

Dean to Castiel:“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”

Castiel:"This isn’t funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

Dean to himself in “The End":“She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.”

Bobby:"Now have we done feeling our feelings? Because I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts."

Castiel:"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."


Castiel: It's very complex.
Dean: Mmm-hmm.
Castiel: If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong.
Dean: You're watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off! [Castiel looks down at his lap] Well, now he's got a boner.

Samuel: Is this what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.

Meg: I'll hold off the dogs.
Dean Winchester: Well, how are you gonna do that exactl - -
[Meg pulls Castiel into a kiss and reaches into his trench coat. They pull apart, and Castiel spins Meg around, pushes her against the wall, and kisses her again]
Meg: [Almost dreamily] What was that?
Castiel: [Looks at Dean and Sam, who are dumbfounded] I learned that from the pizza man.
Meg: Well, A plus for you. I feel so... clean.

Dean: Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: I'm standing in pee!
Sam: Consider yourself lucky.
Dean: Yikes. That sucks.

Crowley: [torturing a vampire] Chocula here feels every tickle.
Castiel: What is that good for?
Crowley: Apart from the obvious erotic value, you got me.

Castiel: The demon Crowley is making a deal. Even as we speak, it's... going... down.
Dean Winchester: "Going down?" Right. Okay, Huggy-Bear. Just don't lose him.

Crowley: I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want that in writing.
Dick Roman: I don't kiss on the mouth.
Crowley: Your loss.

Crowley: Castiel. When last we spoke, you, well, enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?
Castiel: I... don't know.
Crowley: Well, you want to be? 'Cause I can help with that.

Crowley: Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Castiel: Well, I'm still honing my communication strategy. I-I haven't even been back to Heaven. I keep thinking there are no insects up there, but here we have trillions. You know, they're making honey and silk and... miracles, really.
Crowley: What are you talking about?
Castiel: Um, preferring insects to angels, I guess. Here. I can offer a token, if you like. It's honey. I-I collected it myself.
Crowley: You're off your rocker.

Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Plan "C" tanked.
Crowley: Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass.

Beau: Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.
Crowley: $3 billion.
Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Whoa.
Samandriel: The "Mona Lisa."
Crowley: The real "Mona Lisa", where she's topless.
Samandriel: Vatican City.
Crowley: Alaska.
Beau: Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.
Crowley: All right. The moon.
Dean Winchester: You're bidding the moon?
Crowley: Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?

Crowley: [torturing a vampire] Chocula here feels every tickle.
Castiel: What is that good for?
Crowley: Apart from the obvious erotic value, you got me.

Crowley: What are you planning to do about Raphael?
Castiel: What can I do, besides submit or die?
Crowley: "Submit or die"? What are you, French?

Crowley: A token.
Richard Roman: You shouldn't have. I love a muffin.
Crowley: 100% organic baby uvulas. Gluten-free.
Richard Roman: So considerate.

Dean Winchester: Since when do you give a crap about vampires?
Crowley: Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Okay let's see... since, mind your own business.

Crowley: [to Bobby] Go ahead. Tell them. There's no shame in it.
Sam Winchester: Bobby? Tell us what?
Bobby Singer: World's gonna end. Seems stupid to get all precious over one little... soul.
Dean Winchester: You sold your soul?
Crowley: Oh, more like pawned it. I fully intend to give it back.
Dean Winchester: Well, then give it back!
Crowley: I will.
Dean Winchester: Now!
Sam Winchester: Did you kiss him?
Dean Winchester: Sam.
Sam Winchester: I was just wondering.
Bobby Singer: [innocently] No!
[Crowley shows a picture of his cellphone of them kissing]
Bobby Singer: Why'd you take a picture?
Crowley: Why do you have to use tongue?

Crowley: Bobby, you just gonna sit there?
Bobby Singer: No, I'm gonna Riverdance.
Crowley: I suppose if you want to impress the ladies.

[listens to Dean talking with Bobby]
Crowley: Is that Bobby Singer? Give him a kiss for me.

Crowley: What's in the gift bag?
Castiel: (holding up a skull) You are.

Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean Winchester: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean Winchester: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

Voicemail: You have reached the voice mailbox of...
Castiel: [heard on record] I don't understand... why does it want my name?

Castiel: Can you not see that? This is the handwriting of Metatron.
Sam Winchester: Metatron? You saying a Transformer wrote that?
Dean Winchester: No. That's Megatron.
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: The Transformer - It's Megatron.
Sam Winchester: What?

Dean Winchester: What are you, stoned?
Castiel: Generally, yeah.

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Pop Culture Trivia by Dalmatian Rex reviews
In which Steve Rogers, Thor, Spock, Sherlock Holmes, and Castiel are engaged in a battle of wits and media knowledge. Pure unadulterated crack ensues.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Castiel, Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
One Good Turn by D3adlyG33k'sMistress409 reviews
Summary: Meg had known of him all her life but had never had occasion to warrant his assistance… until now. Erik x Meg. Rated 'M' for adult content and sensuality.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,416 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Best Ass by AngelShep reviews
"I'll have you know that I have been voted the best ass of the whole SHIELD." "You mean you really have a competition for… best ass?" "Yep. We do. And I'm the winner!" "That's because I'm just a consultant." One-shot, humor.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Real Assassins don't Faint by chatnoir1 reviews
The Avengers discover one of Clint's secret fears, share a few of their own, and learn that Loki plays paintball
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Wandering souls by BelleGiry reviews
What happened after The Phantom stepped through the broken mirror? Little did he knew that Meg Giry was behind him, and she had one purpose: to save him. Would he be able to see past his own pain and perhaps find love again?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,013 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Meg, Erik - Complete
Low Key? by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
The Winchester boys get sent off to New York where some strange stuff is going on.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Loki - Complete
Dude, Where's the Costume Party? by starhawk2005 reviews
Cas warns Dean and Sam that the real Loki is here. And he's bringing an army. Cue the snark.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Dean W., Loki - Complete
Five and Three by broomclosetkink reviews
Five times Molly saw through Sherlock's disguises, one time she didn't, and two after effects. 2013 SAMFA Nominee for Best Humor, Rated K-T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Peculiarity in the Structure of the Universe by ink-stained dreams reviews
The Small Road Stop Diner, without fail, induces spontaneous car-breakdowns within a mile radius and, more importantly, attracts duos of the adventuring variety. Don't ask me how this happens. The universe has a twisted and ineffable sense of humor. featuring Dean, Castiel, Tony, and Steve, plus supporting cast.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
This Love Will Be Your Downfall by freewilledcas reviews
Three years after his fall, Sherlock is back. Everything to as it was before, Sherlock and John, partners in solving crimes, Mrs. Hudson, still the landlady and not the housekeeper, and Molly, still caught in the painful unrequited love with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Womans body by Activate reviews
It's Thor's first trip to the grocery store, Thor, being the child he is, runs into your worst enemy of them all: Tampons.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Thor - Complete
Jones by Emcee Frodis reviews
Following his marriage to Molly, Sherlock takes on a super secret case with her that induces intrigue- or irritation- in all around them. Takes place between "The Full House" and "The Party of Four"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
What Ales You by MorbidbyDefault reviews
Molly is forced to find a second job. Sherlock always misses something. What happens when he finally catches up?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,244 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Errands by call-me-reggie reviews
"Grocery shopping was impossible. Give me a psychotic alien invasion any day." In which Clint has to go to Walmart alone to pick up food. Oh, and a box of tampons. Reviews appreciated!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Six Names by Petra Todd reviews
Dating is difficult enough without a consulting detective around deducing everyone's flaws. These are five other times when Sherlock ruined everything, and once when he didn't. A follow-up to Her Last Bow.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Traffic Problems with Loki by RaDiCaLmE reviews
SPOILERS TO MOVIE. Loki had succeeded on getting away with the Tesseract in the opening scene to the Avengers, but a demi-god getting away in the back of a jeep? Seriously? Trouble gonna come from that.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Intimate Inmates by Call it Maglc reviews
The choices are obvious: Run or die. The real question is which will be easier? With men on the hunt for "France's Most Wanted Man" and his sharp accomplice, can Erik and Meg figure out who wants them dead, maybe finding love along the way? An E/M Epic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,289 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Erik, Meg - Complete
On Second Thought by Call it Maglc reviews
Ten years is a long time, and on second thought, maybe Meg was just what Erik needed. One-shot, Erik/Meg, quite obviously.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Erik, Meg - Complete
From Alcohol To Pancakes by StoleTheSpider reviews
It's just a another regular morning at the Avenger's Mansion. Tony's causing trouble, Clint's making witty comebacks, and Steve's trying to keep the peace. Add a little Hulk and you've got a huge problem. What's a team leader to do? -Rated T for cursing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by GeekBehindtheGlasses reviews
Molly knows she can't change Sherlock, but sometimes she just really wishes she could hit him over the head with something. Molly/Sherlock, post!Reichenbach, follows 'Edge of that Precipice'
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Lipstick and texts by conchepcion reviews
What happens when Molly starts wearing lipstick and Sherlock starts sending her texts. Sherlock/Molly Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Coffee, Black, Two Sugars by ThisLooksLikeAJobForMe reviews
I'M KISSING SHERLOCK FRIGGING HOLMES! Okay Molly, calm down. He hasn't moved away, but he's not kissing you back. I hesitantly touch his cheek, feeling his cheekbones under my fingertips. And then to my utmost surprise, he kisses me back. FLUFFY SHERLOLLY
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Milk and Three Sugars by Nocturnias reviews
Set in theoretical season 3 after John has married. A lonely Sherlock has decided it's Molly's lucky day. She has different ideas and he has to revise his plan. Rating is for mild swearing. Oneshot Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Who Molly Hooper Is by eccentricpetal reviews
This was not her. This had never been her. This had been him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Babysitting by Frankenkitty-Kat reviews
One-shot, Tony has to house the Avengers after Thor flooded the Avengers mansion, hijinks ensue. this summary sucks, give it a chance, its my first fanfic :D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Danger Night by Cardboard Tube Knight reviews
With no one left to turn to, Mycroft enlists Molly for help in dealing with one of Sherlock's funks. Just a one shot for fun. Set after 2x01 with minor spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Sherlock's Guinea Pig by junejuly15 reviews
Sherlock/Molly. Sherlock is working on a series of experiments, his chosen test object being Molly Hooper, the lab assistant. But somehow Molly manages to turn the tables this time...Humour/Romance, one-sided!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Sorting Hat by Limited-Fantasy reviews
The Avengers, Loki, Coulson, and Nick Fury discuss what houses they'd be sorted into if they were wizards from Harry Potter.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Time by Darkshadow91 reviews
An Erik/Meg story. Because I find the couple adorable and because Erik deserves a real angel in his life. Be prepared, it's fluffy! Re-posted...I believe it's a little better now.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Erik, Meg - Complete
Babysitting for Beginners by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
Sherlock needs to solve a case at a daycare, and Molly has the perfect ticket in, her niece. Working together, they need to go undercover as a married couple to crack this mystery and avert a national crisis.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Meeting Again for the First Time by Katya Jade reviews
Five years ago, Logan left the X-Men after Xavier restored his memory. He returns now only to find that Rogue has not been able to grow up as peacefully has he'd hoped.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,231 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
The Littlest One by lyssanoelle reviews
Meg has been at the Opera Populaire all her life. She though she knew all the secrets that lay hidden in it, but how she was wrong. Meg/Erik, rated T because I'm paranoid.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Meg, Erik - Complete
Little Secret Keeper by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Five times Meg Giry didn't kiss the Phantom of the Opera... and one time she did. E/M, obviously.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Meg, Erik - Complete
Rooftops by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
It started on a rooftop. A love story in four acts. E/M, a bit angsty but ultimately a happy ending because I HATE unhappy endings .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Erik, Meg - Complete
Angel of Something Else Entirely by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Ten yards can change everything. One person is standing in a different place during the masquerade and things change drastically. Erik does not react well to an angel falling into the trap he laid for Raoul, with some very unexpected results.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,479 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Erik, Meg - Complete
The Dancer Within by Evening Starbossa reviews
Another Meg/Erik story, intertwined within the events of the 2004 movie and beyond.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Erik, Meg - Complete
A Change in Plans by Call it Maglc reviews
Christine's out sick, and Meg Giry finds herself placed in the lead role. When she's taken hostage by the Phantom, plans begin to fall apart, futures are redrawn, and a tragedy may be rewritten. But the wrong choice could lead to disaster. Erik/Meg
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,508 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
So Close, So Far by Sea's child reviews
When the Opera Ghost's lair comes crumbling down, Meg and Erik are stuck with each other. Will Meg be more trouble than she is worth, or will the phantom take pleasure in killing her? Will the phantom forget about Christine?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Where We Started by Monsterchild reviews
Set after the third movie. Rogue left the mansion to go find herself. But when the x-men discover that the cure isn't permanent, it's up to Wolverine to find her and bring her back.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,769 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Geppetto and Her Pinocchio by My Broken Quill reviews
“I’ll be alright, nothing she can really do that my body won’t do faster. I just need rest, that’s all … and uh -” He gulped, looked at her as innocently as he could manage. “I may need help … for things like um, changing …”
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Women of the Opera: Meg by storytellers reviews
“Well, I won’t take insults to my intelligence from a man who’s obviously too blinded by hate to see reason and too scared to even try being happy because being miserable is so much simpler!”
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Angel of Grey by Eve Angel of Fate reviews
Meg, compelled to search further for the Phantom, accidentally stumbles into his hidden passage, and in the process is locked in with him. What will this creature of light do when she must be forever caged with this creature of the night?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Unchained by Cael-El595 reviews
Superman and Wonder Woman sillyness. Clark gets dumped by Lois, and his anger reaches a breaking point. Diana decides to take matters into her own hands and do something about it. Of course, she's got ulterior motives ::evil, evil grin:: .
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2008 - [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Vodka Makes It All Sound Better by Hartabound reviews
Logan couldn't possibly be talking 'bout the Kamasutra with her right....right?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
What's Left Of Me by BrOkEn2NiTe reviews
Logan comes back to the mansion after 3 years to find a very cold Rogue in the place of the Marie he left behind. How will he be able to prove to her where his heart truly lies? Complete! ReadReview puhlease!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,091 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Hidden Angel by PhantomAngel042 reviews
Can Meg see beyond Erik's violent past to love him as he deserves? An ErikMeg fic, beginning just after the end of the ALW movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Beer ala Mode by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
Rogue and Logan experiment with flirting over ice cream and beer.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Requiem's End by Doormouse reviews
What Shall I, a wretch, say then? To which Protector shall I appeal? King of awful majesty, O God spare the supplicant...Latin mass EM
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,786 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
To make matters worse by Spectralprincess reviews
Meg turns to Erik in desperate need of someone to hold onto, after a death near to her heart. But when she does things dont turn out the way she expects them to...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,502 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Music Was His First Love by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
COMPLETE!The Phantom of the Opera is leading a happy life with a new woman. But Christine De Chagny doesn't know this and when she loses her baby, she wants revenge for the hell the Phantom has caused her. No flames! R & R! ErikMeg
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Jensen Ackles by WinchestersGirl reviews
What happens when Dean compares his looks to famous people?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
The Nothing I've Become by DragonheartRAB reviews
With no opera house and no mother, Meg has no choice but to become a whore, a job that she can't stand. One night, all resistance breaks and she sets out to find the man who ruined her life, not knowing that hate can turn to love. EM
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,735 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Fools with Starry Eyes by Lemony Apple reviews
This fic is so totally COMPLETED! Little Meg Giry was a little jealous of Christine Daae. When she finds the Phantoms mask after his escape, Meg recieves a alarming note that demands its return. MegErikcombo of both book and musical
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
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Antiquated Sense of Romance reviews
To secure her position as curator, Téa has one task: make sure the exhibit she is in charge goes off without a bang. All seems well until she learns that the sponsor is none other than Seto Kaiba, who she has to work closely with over the next couple of months. Throw in a meddling Mokuba, a drunken night in Vegas, a wedding, and it's a recipe for disaster and maybe love? Seto/Téa
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,564 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - [Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba] Mokuba K., Mai K./Mai V.
Tantalizingly Innocent reviews
Kiyoko Airi was hoping that her life would be normal at university, but her sexy Psych professor Bakura is making that very difficult. The worse part is he doesn't even realize it...or does he? Throw in a love struck Marik and his nonchalant love interest and you have a recipe for humor and disaster. And, maybe some romance...BakuraXOC, MarikXOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 6/27/2013 - R. Bakura
Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining reviews
Teana, a Spartan princess, suddenly finds herself in Egypt, where she is drawn to Seto, the Pharaoh's cousin. Through unexpected circumstances, they fall in love. However, tragedy strikes and they are torn apart, putting their love to the ultimate test. Can they find each other and prove that their love is eternal even thousands of years later in Domino City? Seto/Téa (Revised)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,072 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Before You Know It reviews
"Just think of it as a game. You play along for 6 months and get a full scholarship to your dream school. It'll be over before you know it." Téa and Seto are forced into a marriage for six months! SetoxTea (Revised!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,116 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba] - Complete
Devilishly Delicious reviews
After an embarrassing incident, Maylene decides that she's had enough of clumsy maid and returns to being an assassin, leaving Sebastian to get her back. However, he discovers a deadly and dangerous secret that Maylene's been hiding. Sparks fly as secrets are revealed and desires are released. How devilishly delicious. SebastianXMaylene
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sebastian M., Mey-Rin
Something Happens reviews
Jasmine runs away from home after being forced to marry. However, she gets kidnapped after she escapes. And by none other than Aladdin. Hating him at first, she begins to see the other side of him and loses her heart to him. A little twist on Aladdin. AXJ
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Aladdin, Jasmine
Bloody Beginnings reviews
The appearance of a new assassin proves to be interesting for Red Hood. Not just b/c of her high sex appeal, but her methods of killing and her targets. B/w an assassin and a secretary who's more than meets the eye, Gotham just got interesting. JasonTxOC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,188 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Jason T./Red Hood
Some Call It Crazy, But I Call It Love reviews
Tea,now a successful model & business owner,has sworn never to love/date again due to a past event.But,it's kinda hard to not date anyone,especially when a sexy model is after you.Not to mention the return of a certain blue-eyes CEO from her past.TeaXSeto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,013 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Decoding The Language of The Heart reviews
"I did not rape you.I merely marked my property." Seto smiled. Tea is forced to marry a powerful lord against her will. She hates him, but soon grows to love him. Their marriage is challenged when his first love returns and wants him as her own.SetoXAnzu
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,965 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Tears From Loveless Eyes reviews
After being hurt and rejected by Kaiba,Anzu is determined to make him pay. She rises to become the most powerful business woman and his rival. But, when her past resurfaces, she is determined not to let it take over her life no matter what. SetoXAnzu
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,500 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G.
Mystical Love reviews
Senior year at Casper High, which means changes. After a makeover,a new bf and gf, a fight, a proposal, and the revival of Sam's evil ghost side who threatens the existence of both worlds, Sam and Danny's relationship is put to a test.Ghost Sam. Danny/Sam
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,629 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete