Author has written 11 stories for Danny Phantom, Yu-Gi-Oh, Batman, Aladdin, and Kuroshitsuji.
Welcome to my page. I'm DramaQueen95. I love to read and write fanfictions and am a HUGE fangirl/otaku and a MAJOR Superwholockian because I'm superwholocked! As you'll probably realize from my profile (if you read it, because it's a LOT), I'm a spazzy nerd and otaku and just crazy as hell and damn proud of it. After all, if we can't laugh at ourselves and smile at the smallest things, then what's the point of life?
I'm extremely hyper and eccentric and in love with life. I know three languages: English, Spanish, and Hindi (not fluently). I love medical science, psychology, law/criminology, forensic science, and anything creative. I know a great deal about mythology as well as the cultures of ancient civilizations, like the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Aztecs, Incas, and others. I'm not exactly a feminist, but I do get really upset at people who undermine women and portray them as weak and helpless. We're stronger and tougher than people think. I also have a bad case of OCD, which is probably why I can be a crazy perfectionist. Pet peeves include but are not limited to: horrible grammar and bullies. If you don't like something, that's your opinion. But don't be a jerk to those who do like that thing, whatever it may be. If they're not harming you, themselves, humanity or animals, then calm down and let them be.
My motto: Dream, Laugh, Love, Live!
Quotes I live by:
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain."
"Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth." -Alfred D'Souza
"So keep your head high, your chin up, and, most importantly, keep smiling because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about." -Marilyn Monroe
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in other; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone." -Audrey Hepburn
"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." -Coco Chanel
"Life is short, live it up. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it."
WHAT IS LIFE?
Hobbies: Reading, writing, socializing, volunteering, fangirling. The usual.
Favorite books: Basically classics like Jane Eyre, Rebecca, Pride and Prejudice. I adore Dickens and Shakespeare (I know, so clichéd, but oh well). I love The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. I also read a great deal of medical science, psychology, and philosophy.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'.
X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American Eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.
X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick. (Halloween)
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
X You can skateboard.
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (Red streaks)
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.
X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been dyed more than 1 color.
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Police officer)
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.
Favorite Quotations Of All Time:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Don't spend all your money on a safe."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde
“The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.” - Herbert Spencer
"Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all the depths of the ocean." - John Locke
"It is one thing to show a man that he is in an error, and another to put him in possession of the truth." - John Locke
"Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours." - John Locke
"Curiosity is the lust of the mind." - Thomas Hobbes
"The greatest test of courage on Earth is to bear defeat without losing heart." - Robert Ingersoll
"Every library is an arsenal." - Robert Ingersoll
"Anger blows out the light of the mind." - Robert Ingersoll
"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.” - Robert Ingersoll
"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.” - Mary Anne Radmacher
"The talented die in obscurity, while the mediocre succeed. Life is irreplaceable, but taken for granted and most valued when it is slipping away. So much in life is illogical..." - Unknown (
And random quotes:
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
"We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest."- Lt. R Travis
"When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia."
"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the Bibles into the Fiction section."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon." - Bill Hirst
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." -St. Augustine
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling
"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man." - Scott Elledge
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw
"How can I lose to such an idiot?" - Aaron Nimzovich
"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people."
"I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction." -Ed Begley Jr. (The Simpsons)
"I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock)
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." - H. H. Munro
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid." - James D. Watson
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." - Ernest Rutherford
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" - Will Rogers
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone
"The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates
"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." -Plato
"But love is blind, and lovers cannot see
"What ’s in a name? That which we call a rose
"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“Who so loves believes the impossible.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"
"Don't drink and park - accidents cause people."
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"What the hell do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"
"I can handle pain until it hurts."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
"Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying.
"Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it."
"Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
"FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory."
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. -- Dave Barry
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
Sherlock Holmes Quotes
Sherlock Holmes: You've never complained about my methods before.
Sherlock Holmes: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!
Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister.
[Mrs. Hudson starts to clear space for the tea tray]
Dr. John Watson: No, not you, Mary and I. You are not...
[a chambermaid enters Irene Adler's room and screams when she sees Holmes, handcuffed naked to the bed with a pillow covering his groin]
Dr. John Watson: Look at you! Why is the only woman you've ever cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?
Dr. John Watson: [reading note left by Holmes] 'Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same.'
Sherlock Holmes: [injected with fluid from the adrenal glands of sheep, runs into the wall of the box car] Watson, I just had the most peculiar dream. You and Mary and Gladstone and I were at a restaurant. There was a satanic pony. It had a fork in its hooves and it was laughing at me! What have you administered?
Dr. John Watson: You're drinking embalming fluid.
Dr. John Watson: Holmes, how many times are you going to kill my dog?
Sherlock Holmes: Lie down with me, Watson.
Mrs. Hudson: [turning to Dr. John Watson] Doctor, you must get him to a sanatorium! For the past month, he's taken nothing but coffee, tobacco, and cocoa leaves. He never sleeps! I hear multiple voices, as if he's rehearsing a play.
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?
Dr. John Watson: Did you just kill my new wife?
Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes
"Why is the rum gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." - Captain Jack Sparrow
[Standing on a cliff edge] "You know that feeling you get when you’re standing in a high place… sudden urge to jump?… I don’t have it." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically" - Captain Jack Sparrow
“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it…" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"- Captain Jack Sparrow
"Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol’ what’s-er-face." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got!" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we dont’ have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Why would he do that? Because he’s a lummox, isn’t he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and not invite him!" - Captain Jack Sparrow
Memorable Quotes from The Simpsons:
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -Homer
"Inflammable means flammable? What a country." -Dr. Nick
"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer
"No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." - Homer
"Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!" - Homer
"I hope I didn't brain my damage..." - Homer
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer
"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway." - Homer
"If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders." - Willy
Ned Flandish: Hey, I just thought of a name for where we're going: New England!
"Me fail English? That’s unpossible." -Ralph
"This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”" -Lionel Hutz
"I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!" -Ned Flanders
"Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”" - Lionel Hutz
"I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman." -Homer
"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs." -Homer
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?" -Homer
"Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom." -Reverend Lovejoy
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." -Homer
"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems." -Homer
"Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." -Homer
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" -Homer
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!" -Homer
"…And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night." -Kent Brockman
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." -Ralph
Groundskeeper Willie: It won’t last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. [Narrows eyes] Or synagogue.
Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I’d like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. [Thinks of Grandpa’s advice]
Marge: Well, did you call one of your friends?
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?
[There is a fire in Principal Skinner’s kitchen]
Homer: You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
Homer: I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
Sea Captain: I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.
Homer: Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: Attention, lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!
Homer: We show girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.
Lisa: My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry.
Krusty: Why can't I be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.
Homer: Can you be my dad?
Mr. Burns: Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.
Homer Simpson: I can't stand Marge's gray hair. It's like I'm married to Richard Gere.
Moe Szyslak: My name is Moe Szyslak. When I was a kid I had round worm - Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years - I dabbled in Satanism until I was asked to leave, oh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.
"I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…" -Superintendent Chalmers
"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy." -Milhouse
"Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people." -Homer
"Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk." -Homer
"And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold." -Krusty the Clown
"Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…" -Krusty
"I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency." -Milhouse
"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos." -Homer
Memorable Friends quotes:
Ross: Why... why... why would you dream that?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
Ross: You what? Wh- what were you doing seeing her boobies?
Joey to Chandler: Okay, man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like chandelier...but it's not. It's a stupid, stupid, non-name.
Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!
Phoebe: "I'm late for...uhhh...my Green Eggs and Eggs discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train."
Ross: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….
Joey: Oh! Sorry... did I get you?
Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks good on me, a man.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Monica: [Sneeze] Oh, gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold!
Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Joey: How you doin'?
Chandler: Joe... Joe... Joe... Stalin?
Joey: You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?!
Joey: Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be?
Joey: Thanks for teaching me how to lie, Phoebe.
Memorable Quotes from That 70's Show:
Kelso: There's a rabbit, stuck up a tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Fez: I choose Boobs!
Eric: Donna, I was just out by the lake and I thought it was you naked but when you turned around, you were Laurie, then I heard screaming, and it was me!
Eric: Wow! For a minute there, I almost forgot about my sister's wet naked ass. Oh God!
Little girl: Santa, I want a pony for Christmas!!
Donna: Dad, can't you say something normal for once!?!
Fez: I am so excited about "Star Whores".
Kelso: I have the three thing that girls want; I'm hot and I'm smart.
Fez: Look, my balls have holes in them.
Fez: Eric do something! Your father is taking my women!
Eric: "It's called career day, not career half a day. *laughs and realizes he made a smart ass remark for strike 3* Ok, that's not strike 3. That's what my teacher said. *pause*
Hyde: I'm going to write "I Hate the Fuzz" on my ass.
Eric: "I'm only here because you had a heart attack."
Hyde: "Kelso, you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?"
Eric: (Talking about Kelso)Wow. Watch him try to piece it together. He's got..no...he doesn't, wait...no.
Fez: I may not say this right, because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Kitty: Red's mother is coming.
Red: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
Eric: Was I really a mistake?
Donna: I love you, Eric.
Jackie: You are way too young to be saying "I love you."
Fez (to Eric): Cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake. Of course, you cannot have sex with Donna either...
Red: Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner. I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.
Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Red: My foot is shaking it wants to kick his ass so bad.
Red: You are about to read a book my foot wrote. It's called "On The Road To In Your Ass".
Red: You're lucky that this table is standing between my foot and your ass.
Red: You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room.
Red: What are you going to put put on your resume - dumbass?
Hyde: Forman, you should write a book. Things my dad has threatened to stick up my ass. Chapter one. His foot.
Kitty: [to Michael] What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?
Red: If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, “Thank You. And God Bless America.”
Eric: You know possession is 9/10 of the law.
Red: You drilled a hole in my floor. My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!
Red: Good night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs put a foot in your ass.
Red (pretending to be Eric): Well, I'm just a skinny, smart mouth kid who always has something to say about everything!
Kitty: Washer and dryer Red. They are gonna have a washer and dryer. That red headed harlet is gonna be shouting my baby's grass stains. What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing. I bought sparklers for the Fourth of July! He loves sparklers and now he's leaving and what are we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
Hyde: They should've X-rayed your head at the hospital.
Red: What's in the bag?
Donna: Kelso, you own a shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' with an arrow pointing upward.
Red: What's going on?
Red: I just wanna say that when my time comes, I want to be buried face down so anyone that doesn't like me can kiss my ass!
Kelso: Hey Mrs. Forman I'm back! I forgot that you're a hot mom!
Kelso: All right. I'm going.
Red: I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass, your nose will bleed!
Red: You know, I outta vandalize your ass with my foot!
Kelso: Hey, Red, can I light this off in your house?
Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet, so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
Bob Pinciotti: I'm looking at a deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Kitty: If you had the choice, whose shoe would you be?
Red: Eric, bend your knees, and lift with your legs, or else I'm gonna...
Randy (to Donna): I just think you're hot and I want to go out with you.
Randy: We'll just borrow the Vista Cruiser from Red.
Red: How's about your keen eye watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Donna: Red, aren't you gonna say something?
Memorable Supernatural Quotes:
Dean: Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
Dean: So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?
Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Sam: Burning the painting didn't get rid of it.
Dean: You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
Dean: My Spidey senses are tingling.
Dean: What was that? I think she just cougar-eyed you.
Sam: Man, you've got to update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Damn cops.
Sam: Dean, what I said about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: I'm right here! Chow time, you freaky bastard, yeah that's right, bring it on baby, I taste good!
Dean: (To Sam) Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?
Sam: "Kids are the best"? You don't even like kids.
Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?
Dean: I'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
Sam: Huh, when you sacrifice to Holnacar, guess what he gives you in return?
Dean: (being mimicked by Sam) You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish...Sam Winchester wears makeup...Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!
Dean: You kinky son of a b*tch, we don't swing that way.
Dean: (on getting hit by the car) Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?
Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: First I'm gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.
Dean: Saved your ass! Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I am Matlock.
Dean: Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam: We're squatting in an empty house?
Dean: So you found some beetles in a hole...that's shocking Sam *sarcastic*
Lynda Bloome: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...*looks at Sam and Dean* sexual orientation.
Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
Dean: I think I'm adorable.
Dean: Dude, you're fugly.
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: *looking at the haunted hotel* We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.
Dean: Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.
Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Dean: I like him, he says okie dokie.
Dean: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Dean: See that attitude right there! That is why I always got the extra cookie.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Its like they have a hit on us.
Dean: That teddybear softner. Ooo I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.
Henricksen: I, I shot the sheriff.
Dean: What was that stuff? It smells like ass! Whoah! It tastes like ass.
Dean: Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an angel.
Dean: Oh my god! Did you see that shot?
Dean:*Knocks on door* CANDY GRAM!
Dean: That constance chick-WHAT A BITCH!
Dean: There's salt in my bag. Pour a circle around it and get inside.
Dean: Myspace. What the hell is that? *Sam stares at him* Seriously, is it some sort of porn site?
Dean: Well if it isn't our slutty little Yoda.
Dean: Dude, where's the pie?
Dean:“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”
Sam: "Why’d you let me fall asleep?"
Dean:“My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”
Dean: “Save room for dessert, Tiny. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem? Or is that just some deep-seated self esteem issue? Because you know, they're just doughnuts. They're not love."
Dean:“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
Talking about Bela:
Bela:“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
Sam:“How do you sleep at night??
Dean, explaining why he thinks he got out of Hell:"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
Dean:"Sammy, wherever you are, mom is a babe. I'm going to hell ... again.
Dean:"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
Sam: "She was convinced that he wasn't her real daddy."
Bobby:“You stupid, stupid son of a bitch. Well,boo-hoo!I am so sorry your feelings are hurt,princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie,maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!"
Dean to Castiel:"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.
Dean to Castiel:“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”
Castiel:"This isn’t funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
Dean to himself in “The End":“She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.”
Bobby:"Now have we done feeling our feelings? Because I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts."
Castiel:"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
Castiel: It's very complex.
Samuel: Is this what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?
Meg: I'll hold off the dogs.
Crowley: Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Beau: Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.
Crowley: [to Bobby] Go ahead. Tell them. There's no shame in it.
[listens to Dean talking with Bobby]
Crowley: What's in the gift bag?
Voicemail: You have reached the voice mailbox of...
Castiel: Can you not see that? This is the handwriting of Metatron.
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Hershey's Almond Bar
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Nytol sleep aid:
Heated seat cushion
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Bag of Fritos
Credit card statement.
Container of lighter fluid
Container of salt