Mistress Senbon
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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1666879, Profile Updated: 11-25-08
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Twilight.

Name: Senbon!

Age: ummm i forgot!

im just ur average everyday hippie! I love rick music and my favorite band is Tokio Hotel! im a vegitarian and i love to read! (like twilight or the last apprentice series!) but anyway im a really kewl person!

I like Inuyasha, Naruto or any other manga or anime!

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (I laugh my ass off when I read this)

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for thegood ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Pick-up Counters

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any :>

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

this is really sweet...

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions .. she is wondering


long you will be around.

When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at



When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers


When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you


than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person

Find a Guy . who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back

when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...

kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who

holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you


how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns

his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' If you open this you have to


it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your

If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot

love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes


true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something

good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this

you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important

of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the

chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.


Sour Skittle: If you wanna bang a fat chick.

Yellow Skittle: Taken and about to break up.

Red Skittle: Taken and loving every minute of it.

Purple Skittle: Taken and confused.

Orange Skittle: Like someone but they dont like you.

Brown Skittle: Like someone and miss them.

Hot Pink Skittle: Single and crushing.

Pink Skittle: Like someone who likes you back but not going out.

Green Skittle: Just broke up with someone.

Turquoise Skittle: In an abusive relationship.

Invisible Skittle: I'm a Ninja Turtle.

Black Skittle: I am so tired of hearing about colorful objects and how I feel. So, if a man appears over my bed with a fuckin knife, I will beat the shit out of him, and I'll shove the Skittles so far up his ass that he will taste the fuckin rainbow.

I like the last one!

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

8. You name your dog Akumaru.

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

I thought those things were funny. well enjoy or watever remeber fight the power and fight the man!

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Wanting what you can't have! reviews
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Fantasy! reviews
Senbon is your average japanese girl that lives in america with her best friend Tia. One day therir lives change when Tokio hotel's tour bus breaks down in front of thier home! TOKIO HOTEL FIC! please read!
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