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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1666923, Profile Updated: 10-15-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm Rissi

Okay, here's the facts...I'm 21, born and raised Jersey Girl all the way, and I'm a English major.

I LOVE: Fashion, Shopping, BOOKS/MOVIES/ MUSIC GALORE, Traveling, New York, LONDON, Paris, BOYS and my all-time love, Dogs.

Current Playlist : Spill Canvas, Duffy, Robert Pattinson, Flyleaf, Blue October, Gemma Hayes, Damien Rice, Bayside, Motion City Soundtrack, Schuyler Fisk, Paramore, The Last Goodnight, Brand New, Senses Fail, Missy Higgins, Sia, Rachel Yamagata, Tristan Prettyman, Thriving Ivory, Jessie Baylin, Meg & Dia, Saving Jane, Megan McCauley, Holly Brook... AND MUCH, MUCH MORE...

Movies: P.S. I Love You, Because I Said So, JUNO, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Runaway Bride, RENT, Kevin Smith Movies, Harry Potter Films, Love Me If You Dare, Kill Me Later, Sweet Home Alabama, Life as a House

Television: Californication (so sarcastic--the best), Torchwood, Doctor Who, Golden Girls, Gilmore Girls, The Nanny, I Love Lucy, Law & Order:SVU, Project Runway, Inside The Actors Studio, How Do I Look?, House, Bones, NCIS, Supernatural, Veronica Mars, Will & Grace (Karen Rocks!), Everybody Loves Raymond, Greek, Firefly, Anything with Gordon Ramsey, he is so mean, its GREAT!

Books: Pride and The Prejudice, Harry Potter Series, Vampire Diaries, Angels and Demons, Sarah Dessen books...ok those were favorites these my obsessions...the Twilight Series, I LOVE EDWARD ok that was my may/june obsession...Im in total love with the Morganville Vampire series...B/c I am in total love with Shane...of course;I can't wait until January 7, 2009 because i will have read Lord of misrule, Secret Circle ( I heart Adam and Nick) Those two are good runner ups for twilight and HP, so totally read them...now in December, I just finished The Summoning by Kelley Armstrong, Totally recommend!!


Fanfic Stuff:

On other ppl's profiles they offer there favorite pair-ships etc. Here I think I just going to give you a overall. This is only for Twilight Fanfic!!

I hate anything except cannon pairs...I'm small minded when it comes to this... ExB only!!

I hate stories where they're only dialogue, summary, or monologue...esp. when the author has a good plot!!...

I love Smut!! SM robbed us of good kiss scenes and at least some second base action in BD.

I hate stories that don't have typos, but are just written by people who can't spell...i mean spell, but some spell definitely and since, so fucked up...if it wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious!!

I used to hate All Human Stories, now they're all I read...lol... and probably write!!

I plan to write some stories, have a few ideas, and Im looking for a beta!!

Im thinking of doing Recap stories, like taking all of the overused plot lines, (one night stand, Bella getting pregnant etc), and writing my own versions, because lately I feel unsatisfied with the ones I read!!

And...last but not least...Review...It totally makes my day, when I get a review, and writing worth it...I mean my Midnight sun chapter though short got over a hundred hits and yet only 4 ppl reviewed..Come on!! Review!!

I haven't been writing in a while because of multiple personal dilemas (i.e. school, etc) But In the next few days, (oct. 15-19) The heist will probably be getting an update. the next chapter is already written, it just needs to be typed and proof read... Thanks to all those who reviewed...

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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punishment by my1alias reviews
For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behaving Badly by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
Edward is a notorious bad boy and Bella moves to town. However, Bella's a play by the rules girl. When they meet sparks will fly. But Bella's got some problems of her own. Edward wants to help, but will he be able to help or will he hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10677 - Favs: 11,922 - Follows: 12,531 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9490 - Favs: 8,508 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Never Too Old To Play Dress Up by youngandobsessed reviews
Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
MakeDamnSure by venom with love reviews
Bella is Edward's best friend and ..... mistress? What happens when she gets pregnant with his child? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,063 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6038 - Favs: 9,047 - Follows: 5,278 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 5,106 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4427 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Cultivating Youth Subsistence by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Going through the high school social system is not just looking for a gentle curvature. Friend's change, and relationships blossom and wilt all in a matter of seconds. AH, AU, OOC. Mature fic, lemons galore, and intimate story line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 8,093 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Anatomy for Dummies by redireas reviews
Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6330 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Effects of Alcohol by HM TAFFY reviews
When her friends get Bella drunk on Rosalie’s hen night, it was bound to end badly - but not this badly. A revealing bunny costume, a fist-fight in a club and the barman. Did she really offer to sleep with him? All human, usual pairings. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,771 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
All Hallows Eve by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward insists on a house party on Halloween, but he's in for a bit more than he can handle. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smut Mondays by Debussy-This reviews
Every Monday, Debussy This and Bethaboo will switch off writing smutty one shots around 500 words to improve everyone's start to the week!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Single by ericastwilight reviews
Edward went to the club not expecting to find anyone worth the effort that is until he saw her. After turning away a few men he chose to help her out, and asks her to dance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 227 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
From chapter 24 "Surprise". A passionate night ensues in a little cabin outside in the woods. Smut, smut, smut. Rated M for a reason. ExB Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destruction in Desire by AussieEllie reviews
As I stared at the blossoming purple which marred the perfection of my love’s skin, only one word echoed in my mind…Monster. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scared by DelilahTCullen reviews
Alice sees a scary movie, with Bella and Rosalie and is scared out of her mind and can't sleep. What is she going to do about? Who'll make her feel better? Her brother, of course. Can you guess who it is? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Let Me Be The One Who Calls You Baby by CherryBlossom71 reviews
All Human. Bella's parents died and now she's living with the Cullens. What she doesn't know is that the feelings she's been trying to ignore for Edward are just another thing they have in common. Lemons in the future
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,592 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Notes with Edward and Bella by moxy1864 reviews
a note between Edward and Bella during class. kinda funny at the end. rated T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Fermata by Letters to Charlie reviews
The Cullens' past comes back to haunt them and distracts Edward from seeing Bella's developing problem. EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2007
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The Heist reviews
In a small stifling bank in Pheonix, Bella Swan finds herself the hostage of the gorgeous bronze haired bank robber in the midst of one of the most intricate bank robberies in history. All HUMAN! Future Lemons! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Sun: the unofficial version reviews
Edward's story on finding true love in the most unlikliest of people, Bella Swan. His perspective of Twilght, the tale of first and forbidden love. A continuation of Meyer's Midnight Sun...Give it a chance...Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella