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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1666934, Profile Updated: 11-15-08
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto.

GASP! PROFILE REDO! (don't ask, please XD)

So, hi. If you're here then you're probably insane or lost. That's okay, I am too. Or maybe you actually want to read fanfiction, which is just as valid! (yeah right.) If so, navigate yourself to the down arrow in the bottom right corner and find a fic you feel like reading. Unless you really want to know all this stuff.

Fandoms Really, detrimental to say anything but Naruto. I'm also interesting in Bleach and Death Note, except I'm really lazy and so I just stick to one fandom for the most part. That being said - Law & Order, NCIS, Harry Potter, bunch of other stuff I don't feel like typing.

Fav. Characters Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, Zetsu, Kisame, Karin, Itachi, Lee, Ino, Choji, Shizune, Kakashi, Gai, Neji, Sasori, Deidara, Tobi, Obito, Iruka, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and just about everybody else. I don't particularly dislike anyone. Except pre-timeskip Sakura. And filler!Hinata. But disregard Hinata, because I don't watch the anime and she's pretty cool otherwise (manga ftw! no, I'm just lazy).

Not forgetting Matsuda, who is the most awesome person in Death Note, and maybe in fandom, because he's just so awesome. MATSUDA. -glares at L-loving friends- Matsuda. HA!

As for Bleach...heh. Kon is just too awesome. And a bunch of other people I won't bother to list...

Fav. Yaoi Pairings Well...heh. I am a yaoi fangirl in, like, the worst sense of the word. Yaoi as long as it's not...really weird...is cool with me. NaruSasu/SasuNaru is probably the biggest OTP I've ever had and I'm ridiculously obsessed. What can I say? It's addicting and the entire manga revolves around it (well, most of the manga...heh heh).

KisaIta, KakaIru, KakaObi, OroKabu, GaaLee, KakuHida, DeiTobi, ShikaChou, ZabuHaku, other pairings I can't think of...and Uchihacest because it's just too cute :3

L/Light, Matt/Mello, etc...not much into DN pairings XD As for other fandoms...Ichigo/Ishida.

Fav. Yuri Pairings I really should write more yuri...whatever =P

InoSaku, HinaKarin (crack ftw XD), TsuShizu, TatsuHime.

Fav. Het Pairings gasp! Yes, I like writing het because the dynamics are different from yaoi and it's nice to write from a female POV once in a while (another reason I should write more yuri. Whatever -_-) Though reading it bores me sometimes :P

Renji/Rukia - I love this pairing and I don't really know why XD It's probably my Bleach and het OTP.

Elliot/Olivia (from Law & Order), Light/Misa (onesided, people!), NejiTen, LeeSaku, KibaHina, ShikaIno, PeinKonan, JirTsu, SuiKarin, AsuKure, SaiSaku, ChouIno...and now I feel pathetic because I can't think of any more :P

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No Major Harm by Shaitanah reviews
Look inside you, they said. Naruto looked – and got a lot more than he bargained for. Canon meets AU... and they change places! Sasuke/Naruto Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Speaking of Hyuugas by Glimmersky reviews
Kiba and Tenten have a talk about the Hyuuga's in their lives. -KibaHina, NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Kiba I., Tenten - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glorious Messed Up World by Shaitanah reviews
Dreams and reality rarely match up. Seven years after the end of his world Naruto finds himself entangled in a far more sinister web of events that leads to unexpected encounters and shocking revelations. kind of Naruto/OFC, implied SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Something Like Love reviews
Sasuke visits Sakura, and they almost avoid the issue. SasuSaku-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Than Candy Valentines reviews
There's a lot of things Naruto doesn't understand about love, but there's always time to learn. NaruSasuNaru; slight NaruSaku and NaruHina. SPOILERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On Dogs And People reviews
Inuzuka Kiba knows a lot about dogs and not much about people. Thankfully, they have some similarities, and his very shy co-worker, classmate and former best friend can help sort life out...hopefully. Too bad she's got issues of her own. KibaHina AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Chicken Wire reviews
In which Sasuke is scratched up after a mission, Naruto is not, and Kakashi instructs them in the subtle and nonexistent art of 'don't-give-your-sensei-a-migraine-no-jutsu'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always His Fault reviews
Sasuke can find a way to blame Naruto for everything. After all, the idiot is just plain ridiculous. Slight SasuNaruSasu; fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell reviews
AU InoSaku. Just as everything seemed okay again, Yamanaka Ino showed up and wreaked havoc on Dr. Sakura Uchiha's perfect life. What else is new?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Triangle reviews
Jiraiya was used to love triangles. He just had no idea what kind of a turn this one would take. PeinKonan; onesided Nagato/Konan, onesided Konan/Yahiko.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Fashion Sense reviews
Because if being a thirteen-year-old wanted criminal wasn't bad enough, Itachi now had to wear nail polish. Somewhat fluffy; KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shogi reviews
It's not like them to let him rest in peace. ShikaIno, ShikaTema. Fluff. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Split reviews
Tobi and Madara have more than a body in common. DeiTobi, slightly dark.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Again And Again reviews
History has a way of repeating itself. It's exactly what Kakashi and Jiraiya are afraid of. SasuNaruSasu; slight implied Kakashi/Obito and Jiraiya/Orochimaru. Drabble-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Footsteps reviews
On footsteps and friendships. Fluffy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile reviews
Neji turns around and sees something he shouldn't be surprised by. Character death, Team Gai-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Moonlight reviews
Team Yondaime takes a late-night stroll. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Matters reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura muse about their relationships with each other. Purely Team Seven friendship fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uzumaki Naruto Fanclub reviews
Naruto's rabid fanclub members are out to win his heart. Meanwhile, Ino's being diabolical, Kakashi's getting annoyed, and Sasuke is...mad? Crack NaruSasuNaru fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy reviews
Naruto wonders what animals best describe the Leaf ninja. NaruSasuNaru friendship fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete