Jennifer Jolie
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Joined 02-07-02, id: 166694, Profile Updated: 12-29-11
Author has written 40 stories for Tomb Raider, Lord of the Rings, Bible, Parodies and Spoofs, Matrix, Misc. Books, Discworld, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

This bio is a time capsule. But it's still good to be a fan.


Have you been reading my Harry Potter fics then? To me, they're an experiment. ;) If you've read my other writing you'd know that they're not, ahem, typical. But they still love reviews, and if they don't get any they cry themselves to sleep!

I hope to get back to my X-Men fics someday. I'm astonishingly busy with school/summer right now and though I have the plots fuzzily outlined in my head, I just don't have time to sit down and write - each chapter takes me hours and hours. I still appreciate reviews though! (:

I am seventeen. Will I bang into some kind of mid-life crisis of fanfiction? At the moment, it seems unlikely. I can't seem to pull myself out of the X-Men fandom, so I'm still writing, even if it's at a rate of... something like six months a chapter. My dream is to get hired to write the script for X-Men 4 (or anything, really). In the meantime I do battle daily with homework, school, and dissatisfaction.

And mosquitoes. Did I mention mosquitoes? Happy summer, everyone!

My embarrassing screen name seemed like a smart idea when I was 11. (It was because I liked Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie at the time, not as a pairing or anything, mind you, separately... oh, the follies of youth.) It was way before the whole Jennifer Aniston v.s. Angelina The Same fiasco. I hesitate to change it because it just is my FF penname, and I still have my old and even more embarrassing work up under it, which is nonetheless part of a very embarrassing heritage of bad writing. Still, it's me.

I'm sixteen now - whoa, that's five years plus on ff.net. I can't quit it. ;) One more year and I'll be middle-aged as far as fanfiction goes, shudder. Not much has changed about me, really... My writing's gotten better, I think, and I've kind of dropped my Discworld stuff, heh. I'm infamous for not finishing fics, if you couldn't tell... Right now I'm working on Powerless for X-Men. I like how it's developing and I'm hoping to WRITE ALL OF IT. Cheerly, cheerly, my hearts! Hope you enjoyed reading it... it's why I write.

It is 1:51 AM right now and I do not trust myself to clear writely and proper thinkly at the moment, so this will be a short bio add-on:

So I'm Jennifer Jolie and I'm 15 this year, residing in NY, NY. I thought I'd stopped fanfiction but there is something so endearing about people getting pregnent and hit on the head and passing out and dieing (spelled that way) and crying, isn't there? I was stirred to write for Discworld all of a sudden, mostly because of Carrot and Angua. If you liked Birthday, let me know!

My previous stuff is a bit embarrassing but uh, thanks for the reviews? We plan to continue Ring Raider, though, so no fear.

Take love, cares. Gotta sleep now.

Isaiah 25:8 "... He wil banish death forever ..." I left it all at the foot of the cross. -- Me! Me! PICK ME! Yay! I'm Jennifer Jolie! 14 this June the 12th, so send lots of love. Send me an email about anything in my writing you'd like to comment on, I love comments! I've got a Fictionpress account too, but all the original work worth reading isn't uploaded anywhere. Sorry, chaps! I want to learn French someday. And Italian, and Spanish. And, uh... shuffles feet reluctantly I've got to take care of Chinese first (Singapore I'm in ). (No, Singapore is NOT in China!) That and other work... we've got big exams and such and little tests all the time. I'm trying to do well this year to get into Triple Sciences so I can DROP and PUSH Humanities down the stairs. (Clunk! Ka-boom! History! Smashee! Smashee! Oops, there goes Geography!) Enough of my academics, they're not excuses for my lack of updates. I hang out in Tomb Raider and The Matrix. Please ignore some of the older work down in the bottom; that business proves what a horrible writer I was then. ;; I'm leaving it up so I don't lose it, but it's really a good example of what not to do. Finally, I'll TRY and update more. Call me a pig and whatever you like... I'm trying! ;) Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there, I did not sleep I am a thousand winds that blow I am the diamond glints on the snow I am the sunlight on ripened grain I am the gentle autumn's rain When you awaken in the morning's hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight I am the stars that shine at night I am the song that will never end I am the love of family and friend I am the child who has come to rest In the arms of the Father who knows him best When you see the sunset fair I am the scented evening air I am the joy of a task well done I am the glow of the setting sun Do not stand at my grave and cry I am not there, I did not die.

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The Promise by Asarhia reviews
After he helps his most loyal Death Eater escape from Azkaban, Lord Voldemort reflects on his and her past and their future. Then he makes a promise he is doomed to break, for her own sake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Checkmate by Alias424 reviews
The continual game between House and Cuddy develops a whole new set of rules.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,017 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Memories of Water by MultiFandomSF reviews
Post X3, Jean lives, AU. “And in the future, ironically, only Jean, the most unstable and damaged, can in her infinite awareness save them all.” 11 up. JL. COMPLETE, please read and review.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Jean G., Wolverine - Complete
Too Few Role Models by VisitingHoursAreOver reviews
[Huddy] When House gets into a minor car accident, he temporarily seeks refuge at Cuddy's house. How will this change their relationship, pardon the cliché? Also, Christmas is on it’s way, and Cuddy’s parents make a surprise visit.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Challenge by Rumielf reviews
A midnight frustration and encounter.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Jean G., Wolverine - Complete
Truth or Dare by MultiFandomSF reviews
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!” “What challenge is there in that?” “You didn’t even ask her to do it naked, what kind of man are you?” The XMen play Truth or Dare.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Rebirth by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Jean adjusts to life after death... literally. Sequel to Home LJ
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,337 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Jean G., Wolverine - Complete
Frosty Relations by ridesandruns reviews
Jean and Emma don't get along. It's a catfight with a dog.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Infinity by MultiFandomSF reviews
Post X3. Jean introspection: 'Flesh ripping off bone and thought, sometimes, she thinks she is setting souls free, because the universe is infinite and they will go on forever this way.'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Jean G. - Complete
were you there by A1 reviews
The crucifixtion seen through the eyes of a modern girl. The note in chapter five explains why i choose to list it as "romance".
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 7/11/2001
Is There A Doctor in the Yard? by Jess Idres reviews
Carrot may be an adopted dwarf, but he can still get sick. Now the Watch has got to deal with the consequences. Just don't tell the Seamstress Guild... Carnivorous Vegetables (CA) if you squint. [ONE-SHOT]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Mating Season by Fairy Laughing reviews
Part One of the Animal Instincts series. It's spring, and Angua is in heat and at work...
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2004
Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Time by Clarenova reviews
Glorfindel: Elf reborn and elf plauged. Ren: Young human, not really old enough. What with Silmarilli reappearing after an Age and one Oath of Feanor reawakened, how will Arda cope? Even the Valar don't know. Huge AU, humour, no romance, has plot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,795 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Glorfindel
Mad Moon by Casira reviews
Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2003
Speak the Truth by A1 reviews
Dedicated to Kori. What the title says, a plea and a statement. Harsh at times.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2002
Go To Hell by A1 reviews
The title says it all, sort of. The rating is for language, but it may not be that bad. What can I say? I'm a virginal mass of innocence, what do I know about bad language?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2002
A Rightful King by Hawk Clowd reviews
Angua interrogates Carrot, orders of the Patrician. There's a slight spoiler for Men At Arms, but you really have to look at it. Slight hint of CA
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Complete
The Eater of Heads by Tim Radley reviews
A Tomb Raider short story set in a Cambodian temple
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2000
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The Only Thing
When your time streams are back to front, you might find yourself crossing the line between love and manipulation - repeatedly. River wouldn't have it any other way. Mostly season 6 chronology, Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Whether life's just a game or not, even games have consequences. Life comprises of the choices you make: how you use your abilities, who you give your heart to... So truth, or dare? Ororo, Jean, Logan, Scott and cameos.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Storm, Jean G.
Living A Lie reviews
Hermione is about to learn the shocking truth about her parents, her destiny, and herself. She was born to be the greatest dark witch who ever lived... Later HarryHermRon triangle, Bellatrixyou'll see! CH3: the castle comes under attack! Who could it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Power of Love reviews
Bellatrix and Voldemort have imprisoned Harry and his friends in a dungeon. Can he save them all? Especially when Bellatrix's surprising past with Voldemort comes back to haunt her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Powerless reviews
Continuation of X3: do they need curing if they can learn control? Jean's powers become more than she can handle. ACTIONPACKED Chap 14 won't disappoint: 'I am Phoenix... fire and life incarnate.' Phoenix and Pyro regroup, but to what end?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Jean G., Magneto
The Good Guy reviews
But his face is Scott's face, leering from the grave, 'This is what you've done, Jean, and you're going to have to live with it forever.' Because a phoenix dies only to be reborn.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Jean G., Wolverine - Complete
Your Peace reviews
The Mutant Registration Act has been introduced. Humans are at war with mutants. 'Jean watched, and saw the Mansion fall to its knees at the inaugural ceremonies of fire... this was worse than a nightmare, it was the collapse of a dream.'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jean G., Storm - Complete
Night Visitors reviews
JOTT, Scott and Ororo crash Jean's room, chaos ensues. 'You read his mind and see he really wants to take off his...' 'Visor,' Jean insisted, burying her head in her hands.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Jean G., Cyclops
Valentine's day reviews
Angua is being wooed by a small fluffy white dog and a jealous Carrot is trying to figure out how to win her back. And that means... poetry. Chap 3: The witches advise Carrot about romance, and Angua, Cheery and Sally try to return Feathers to Vetinari...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Birthday reviews
It's Carrot's birthday... Look forward to lots of CA fluff and plenty of fish! Chapter 5: The morning after. What else can I say. FINISHED.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005
Legacy reviews
Dystopian: Carrot only wanted justice. Angua only wanted him to be happy. Now he's become the king, and everything he hates... ['He's good and kind and born to be a king... I'm almost certain.']
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/6/2005
It's a trap! reviews
Abstract. For the fans who were never able to free themselves from The Matrix. Disclaimer: not an original word in there.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Apoc
Scene 136 reviews
Abstract. This is especially for those who bought The Art of The Matrix. Disclaimer: not an original word in there.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Tank, Trinity
Some kind of a miracle
If he is the One, then in the next few seconds there has to be some kind of miracle to stop me. Because if he dies like the others that means Morpheus was wrong. How can he be the One if he's dead?"
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Tank, Trinity
Crescent reviews
Her tone has changed considerably. Softened. You turn back to find her eyes surprisingly close to yours. She searches your face, but you don’t know what for. (Set early in The Matrix.)
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Neo, Trinity
Obligation reviews
(YES! It's an update!) The oracle said I would fall in love with the One. She never said that he would love me back.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Neo, Trinity
Ring Raider reviews
WE HAVE UPDATED. What happens when our favourite Tomb Raider drops into Middle Earth? (Co-written with Clarenova and Constance)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,011 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Frodo B., Legolas
Three shades of sky reviews
Chapter Five is up. Some things aren't always as they seem. Others are exactly as they appear to be; more to everything, anything. You're just not looking at the green code hard enough. You could still find the emeralds. Co-written by Chord.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Trinity, Neo
Moribund reviews
My attempt to define Morpheus. Probably stopping it here.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Morpheus, Trinity
Skin deep reviews
(chapter two up) What happens behind your video games?
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002
Lucky Lara reviews
(Undergoing complete renovation!) A novelization of Lara's plane crash in the Himalayas. Little girls aren't toys.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Complete
Sacrosanct reviews
do you feel this? you're never going to lose me. (flows. never unbalanced.) all cave and candles.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Neo, Trinity
D¨¦j¨¤ vu reviews
In your rebellion you are most predictable. In your silence you are judged. Go with the flow, no one knows your thoughts. (Trinity tries to trust.)
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Trinity
Roads reviews
A simple song, which you'll have to dream your own tune up for. ^^ I love my God. ^^ Many thanks to JooJoo, who helped me find plenty of good verses for this.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/26/2003
The little machine reviews
Why are we fighting? Written not without inspiration from the coming war.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/20/2003
Walls reviews
A pre-Neo reflection from Trinity's POV on the war, A.I., and her need for a hero... amidst other things.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Trinity
Eagles' wings reviews
Life is overwhelming, but only when we tried to tackle it all by ourselves. We must lean on God for support... PG for a bit of intentional swearing.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/27/2002
Ghosts I have been reviews
When seven girls try to call up the dead spirit of their Science teacher for answers before their big exams, they have no idea what is in store for them. Yes, this is a humour fic. Please r/r!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/16/2002
Not like this reviews
CHAPTER THREE! Trinity's recollections as the remaining crew members mourn the deaths of their pseudo-family, most of which I am making up. Will include each's journey to the Oracle, Matrix/Zion life, etc. Hopefully better than my other fic.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Trinity, Neo
Once loved reviews
A whole new movie idea: what if the boss of the Illuminati was Lara's father? And Alex West does come in, but why? A legendary artifact that controls emotion itself... to quote, this is not a love story. This is a story about love.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 7/24/2002
I'm empty because I haven't got God reviews
How can you demand God's blessings when you don't completely allow him in? Trust is the one barrier we must all learn to overcome.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/5/2002
Fond and fatal reviews
What if Lara had a daughter in the movie itself? Please review!!!! I cut some scenes and all that, but I hope to improve on certain bits like her relationship with her father and the action sequences. Not word-for-word.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2002
Amazing grace and more amazing grace! reviews
Thought I'd do a bit of extending to one of my fav songs. I hope I'm not soiling the original!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8/21/2002
A little sin reviews
God's in heaven so we can wreck havoc on earth, right? WRONG. God is watching us from above.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/21/2002
Doom, doom, doom, doom! reviews
*winces* A very morbid-sense-of-humour thing, about Lara raiding tombs in general. spoofed off Boom x4 from the Vengaboys... Just for laughs, mind you. Toss out your brain and enjoy. A review would be nice too. : )
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2002
I'm afraid of today's writers/Tolkien reviews
A parody of I'm afraid of Britney Spears, so you know what to expect! No offense, and I actually like some of these authors. Waah, only one verse. Does it need another? *wicked grin*
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/22/2002
Caged bird reviews
Two part poetry. The first is actually the second, because I lost the first which is now the second and then I found it again but already wrote the second which is now the first. : )
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/20/2002
Christian Poetry Medley reviews
Contents: Christian Poetry Medley, For America. Praise the Lord, God be with you. A review would be nice too. : )
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/20/2002
To see the world reviews
Remember in the movie, that poem about the Triangle of Light? I know it was by William Blake but I decided it could use some refurnishing- please r/r! (I just added a bit and tried to make it fit more)
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2002