Author has written 40 stories for Tomb Raider, Lord of the Rings, Bible, Parodies and Spoofs, Matrix, Misc. Books, Discworld, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.
This bio is a time capsule. But it's still good to be a fan.
Have you been reading my Harry Potter fics then? To me, they're an experiment. ;) If you've read my other writing you'd know that they're not, ahem, typical. But they still love reviews, and if they don't get any they cry themselves to sleep!
I hope to get back to my X-Men fics someday. I'm astonishingly busy with school/summer right now and though I have the plots fuzzily outlined in my head, I just don't have time to sit down and write - each chapter takes me hours and hours. I still appreciate reviews though! (:
I am seventeen. Will I bang into some kind of mid-life crisis of fanfiction? At the moment, it seems unlikely. I can't seem to pull myself out of the X-Men fandom, so I'm still writing, even if it's at a rate of... something like six months a chapter. My dream is to get hired to write the script for X-Men 4 (or anything, really). In the meantime I do battle daily with homework, school, and dissatisfaction.
And mosquitoes. Did I mention mosquitoes? Happy summer, everyone!
My embarrassing screen name seemed like a smart idea when I was 11. (It was because I liked Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie at the time, not as a pairing or anything, mind you, separately... oh, the follies of youth.) It was way before the whole Jennifer Aniston v.s. Angelina The Same fiasco. I hesitate to change it because it just is my FF penname, and I still have my old and even more embarrassing work up under it, which is nonetheless part of a very embarrassing heritage of bad writing. Still, it's me.
I'm sixteen now - whoa, that's five years plus on ff.net. I can't quit it. ;) One more year and I'll be middle-aged as far as fanfiction goes, shudder. Not much has changed about me, really... My writing's gotten better, I think, and I've kind of dropped my Discworld stuff, heh. I'm infamous for not finishing fics, if you couldn't tell... Right now I'm working on Powerless for X-Men. I like how it's developing and I'm hoping to WRITE ALL OF IT. Cheerly, cheerly, my hearts! Hope you enjoyed reading it... it's why I write.
It is 1:51 AM right now and I do not trust myself to clear writely and proper thinkly at the moment, so this will be a short bio add-on:
So I'm Jennifer Jolie and I'm 15 this year, residing in NY, NY. I thought I'd stopped fanfiction but there is something so endearing about people getting pregnent and hit on the head and passing out and dieing (spelled that way) and crying, isn't there? I was stirred to write for Discworld all of a sudden, mostly because of Carrot and Angua. If you liked Birthday, let me know!
My previous stuff is a bit embarrassing but uh, thanks for the reviews? We plan to continue Ring Raider, though, so no fear.
Take love, cares. Gotta sleep now.
Isaiah 25:8 "... He wil banish death forever ..." I left it all at the foot of the cross. -- Me! Me! PICK ME! Yay! I'm Jennifer Jolie! 14 this June the 12th, so send lots of love. Send me an email about anything in my writing you'd like to comment on, I love comments! I've got a Fictionpress account too, but all the original work worth reading isn't uploaded anywhere. Sorry, chaps! I want to learn French someday. And Italian, and Spanish. And, uh... shuffles feet reluctantly I've got to take care of Chinese first (Singapore I'm in ). (No, Singapore is NOT in China!) That and other work... we've got big exams and such and little tests all the time. I'm trying to do well this year to get into Triple Sciences so I can DROP and PUSH Humanities down the stairs. (Clunk! Ka-boom! History! Smashee! Smashee! Oops, there goes Geography!) Enough of my academics, they're not excuses for my lack of updates. I hang out in Tomb Raider and The Matrix. Please ignore some of the older work down in the bottom; that business proves what a horrible writer I was then. ;; I'm leaving it up so I don't lose it, but it's really a good example of what not to do. Finally, I'll TRY and update more. Call me a pig and whatever you like... I'm trying! ;) Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there, I did not sleep I am a thousand winds that blow I am the diamond glints on the snow I am the sunlight on ripened grain I am the gentle autumn's rain When you awaken in the morning's hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight I am the stars that shine at night I am the song that will never end I am the love of family and friend I am the child who has come to rest In the arms of the Father who knows him best When you see the sunset fair I am the scented evening air I am the joy of a task well done I am the glow of the setting sun Do not stand at my grave and cry I am not there, I did not die.
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