Barry Eysman
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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1667128, Profile Updated: 08-16-09
Author has written 12 stories for Rawhide, Twilight Zone, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Sweet November.

Yep, really is my name. I've written around four hundred stories for various web sites under various names.

Throws 'em off the track. I figure Evan Hunter had lots of names so... I live in America. I am so glad Obama

is the president-elect. And now have hope. I've got a book that is to be published in a few days. Please will

someone write me and ask about it? November is my favorite month. It's melancholy and singular and

heart breaking. I love "The Twilight Zone" and all of Rod Serling's work. I miss him so much.

I read "Dandelion Wine" first when I was 13 and discovered the world round me. This way

to magical. I've tried to write that all my life.

Horror movies are my favorite. I feel they advance reality more than reality does and should be paid attention.

I am reprehensibly shy and unsure of everything about me. Used to think writers knew everything. Ha. They

search and are scared and baffled too. Have read about three thousand books. Have a house of them. I write

mostly of loneliness in various guises. I have a book available. Did I mention that? I have a web

site and have been told occasionally some of my stories are ok. Mostly I sit at the computer, say a one name

prayer and begin. Dreams are reality to me. I am thoroughly fed up with Stephen King, so why do I keep

reading his rip-offs of far better writers? I have two cats. I love them. They love me. We are one big happy--

When I start quoting the Barney and Friends theme, I know it's time to close. Thank you for reading this.

And if you read any of my work, those words thank you too.

Oh, I'm on fiction.com too. And some other sites if you want to write me, please do. They are controversial.

Whoohoooo.

Take care,

Barry Eysman

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Begin With An Indefatigable Dream reviews
In this corner of Deep Dark Autumn, take a walk with me and find the nexus of love most curious--for this is The Twilight Zone
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
He Hit Me in my F Face reviews
For Halloween, it's best to take care who you plant in your yard for someone must have a sense of morality at least, in this tour of The Twilight Zone
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Mint On Your Pillow reviews
A quick look at another slice of the human comedy
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Thank God The World's Ending At Least reviews
Markie enters The Twilight Zone and exits to the worst fate imaginable
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Yet November reviews
For anyone who lost a love and who lives for the grace and the always possibility of November hope
Sweet November - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Leatherface Song reviews
Talkin' 'bout my main man Leatherface, dig...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Jacob Has Soft Blue Eyes reviews
Blindness and a will to see equal love in this small corner of The Twilight Zone
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Leatherface Age 13
a boy's best friend is his chainsaw
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
A Family Story reviews
Submitted for your approval a Gothic horror story
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
I Am Ten reviews
Man is in love and loves what vanishes" Charles Beaumont
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
I Once Loved reviews
The way we die and the leaders of the lower depth who gave these gifts of their own studied philosophy and full hearts
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Crego reviews
I hope the story explains itself--and an honoring of Eric Fleming
Rawhide - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete