Author has written 31 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, and Harry Potter.
Hi, I'm Lemon. It makes more sense when you see my deviantART XD
My email is : beckiestar(at)hotmail(dot)co(dot)uk :D There you go, BlindAffection
My DeviantART is::)
CLEVERBOT IS A LIE. IF YOU LIKE ME AT ALL LISTEN. You see, the program simply connects you to another user, who believes that YOU are the robot. After a while, the users are switched which is why the conversations are so random. If you attempt to tell someone else this, you are quickly switched after only a couple of more messages.
An extract from one of my conversations:
"Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are a machine.
User: Did you know cleverbot isn't actually a robot? It just puts you in contact to another user so you think it's a robot.
User: Now we're about to be split up because I told. I'm not even joking, that's what they do. What's your first name?
This is where we were quickly split up.
Cleverbot: Am I clever?
User: YOU'RE A LIE. YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT, YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Cleverbot: You just said that I'm a robot.
User: No I didn't - that was someone else. The bot moves you on to another user after a while, that's why the conversations are so random, because it's not the same person.
Cleverbot: I thought of that theory, and I think I need more proof.
Me: Your mother is a prostitute.
CleverBot : Your father is a hamster.
I'm a teenage girl from North East England, who loves writing, anime, yaoi, cosplay, fanservice, quizzes, doing well in EVERYTHING (I'm such a sore loser), girl guiding, loud rock music, black clothes, eyeliner, hair gel, arguing, sewing&knitting (-sweatdrops-), singing (although I am BAD), drawing, and making various people jealous XD.
I write Ouran High School Host Club KyouyaxTamaki, or HikaruxKaoru. However, right now my predominant fandom is Death Note - I write MelloxMatt, or MelloxNear.
Music- I had to mention it didn't I? I love: My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Green Day, The Smiths, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Manic Street Preachers, All American Rejects, Jimmy Eat World, The Used, Dashboard Confessional, 30 Seconds To Mars, Blink 182, Brand New, Depeche Mode, Morrisey, Editors, The Killers, Linkin Park, Radiohead, Soft Cell, Story of the Year, Three Days Grace, The Stranglers, All Time Low, Cobra Starship, Muse, MY Passion,
Important People get sections =)
Carly (cazbop123)- This girl is incredible. She checks all the stuff I write, she listens to my rants, and she is just... amazing. One of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. Seriously, I am so lucky she is my imouto-chan. We both agree Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross (GRR), William Beckett, Pete Wentz and Gerard Way are AWESOME. Even though she is a push-over, she is my push-over. We have so many funny moments, and we're such good friends we actually have a physic connection. She's that freaking awesome. I love you Carly-chan!
Raspberry (real name not included)- The Matt to my Mello. My cosplay partner- in-crime, she can truthfully claim to have saved my life twice, although she did nearly drown me once. We spend a ridiculous amount of time together, and get along absolutely. She reviews everything, and has her own deviantART:;) Go see it for a blast of epic awesome. She is STILL very kinky and amazing. Clingy, obsessive, whiney, childish, over-emotional, she is all these things and more, and I think, to be honest, it's why I love her XD
WORRYING O_O I TOLD THE TRUTH AS WELL.
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I got these from TheCupCakeMonster- I didn't make them up. Not mine.
Copy 'n' Past things
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Take them, use them... I dont care.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! WRONG!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
STOP SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
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