Hi, I'm Lemon. It makes more sense when you see my deviantART XD

My email is : beckiestar(at)hotmail(dot)co(dot)uk :D There you go, BlindAffection

My DeviantART is: :)

CLEVERBOT IS A LIE. IF YOU LIKE ME AT ALL LISTEN. You see, the program simply connects you to another user, who believes that YOU are the robot. After a while, the users are switched which is why the conversations are so random. If you attempt to tell someone else this, you are quickly switched after only a couple of more messages.

An extract from one of my conversations:

"Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you are a machine.

User: Did you know cleverbot isn't actually a robot? It just puts you in contact to another user so you think it's a robot.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Now we're about to be split up because I told. I'm not even joking, that's what they do. What's your first name?

This is where we were quickly split up.

Cleverbot: Am I clever?

User: YOU'RE A LIE. YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT, YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Cleverbot: You just said that I'm a robot.

User: No I didn't - that was someone else. The bot moves you on to another user after a while, that's why the conversations are so random, because it's not the same person.

Cleverbot: I thought of that theory, and I think I need more proof.

YOU SEE.

Me: Your mother is a prostitute.

CleverBot : Your father is a hamster.

I'm a teenage girl from North East England, who loves writing, anime, yaoi, cosplay, fanservice, quizzes, doing well in EVERYTHING (I'm such a sore loser), girl guiding, loud rock music, black clothes, eyeliner, hair gel, arguing, sewing&knitting (-sweatdrops-), singing (although I am BAD), drawing, and making various people jealous XD.

I write Ouran High School Host Club KyouyaxTamaki, or HikaruxKaoru. However, right now my predominant fandom is Death Note - I write MelloxMatt, or MelloxNear.

Music- I had to mention it didn't I? I love: My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Green Day, The Smiths, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Manic Street Preachers, All American Rejects, Jimmy Eat World, The Used, Dashboard Confessional, 30 Seconds To Mars, Blink 182, Brand New, Depeche Mode, Morrisey, Editors, The Killers, Linkin Park, Radiohead, Soft Cell, Story of the Year, Three Days Grace, The Stranglers, All Time Low, Cobra Starship, Muse, MY Passion,

Important People get sections =)

Carly (cazbop123)- This girl is incredible. She checks all the stuff I write, she listens to my rants, and she is just... amazing. One of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. Seriously, I am so lucky she is my imouto-chan. We both agree Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross (GRR), William Beckett, Pete Wentz and Gerard Way are AWESOME. Even though she is a push-over, she is my push-over. We have so many funny moments, and we're such good friends we actually have a physic connection. She's that freaking awesome. I love you Carly-chan!

Raspberry (real name not included)- The Matt to my Mello. My cosplay partner- in-crime, she can truthfully claim to have saved my life twice, although she did nearly drown me once. We spend a ridiculous amount of time together, and get along absolutely. She reviews everything, and has her own deviantART: ;) Go see it for a blast of epic awesome. She is STILL very kinky and amazing. Clingy, obsessive, whiney, childish, over-emotional, she is all these things and more, and I think, to be honest, it's why I love her XD

WORRYING O_O I TOLD THE TRUTH AS WELL.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http:///misc/personality_disorder_
URL for more info: http:///disorder/index.html

I got these from TheCupCakeMonster- I didn't make them up. Not mine.

Copy 'n' Past things

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Take them, use them... I dont care.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

STOP SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart