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Joined 08-14-08, id: 1667198, Profile Updated: 01-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Avatar does not belong to me. I can't remember where I found it but it isn't mine. Hope no one minds if I use it... (shifts eyes)

Status Updates (general)

Updates are likely to be sparse. Sorry.

About the Author

huh... what's there to possibly know about me...? let's see...

name: ... -beeeeeeeep- ...

age: Old enough for porn... and that's all you really need to know! xD

ethnicity: Korean...

speaks: in a system of grunts, korean, and english. must know the language of grunts to understand in everyday life. :D

likes: writing, drawing, reading... funny stuff...? ... shounen ai? And apparently genderswitches if my stories are anything to go off of...

dislikes: annoying people that are always bashing on other people (teasing is one thing, bashing is another)... those prop commercials...

fav. animes/mangas/manhwa: Skip Beat (squeals. Favorite manga), Oyasubi Kara Romance, 1/2 Prince, Durarara!

writes: it seems that i've gotten into writing crossdressing and gender switching for some reason... =_= seriously... i don't know why or where it comes from but hey.. it works, no? I'm trying to venture away from that for a bit, though. In pairings i tend to go for things like Harry/Draco, SasuNaru, Zutara, SessKago, etc. Yes.. i tend to go for the shonen ai and other such rather popular pairings. Why? I don't know... it's easy?

is: ... lazy... procrastinator... ... ... ... indecisive... a complainer... (cries) WHY IS IT ALL BAAAAAD?!


Warning... do not... ever touch your eyes after touching a spicy pepper... it burns... (whimpers) But yeah... In case anyone wondered... I'm fine now! XD


stories

No Matter What

Series: Naruto

Summary: For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be.

Status: Still revising. Chapters 1-8, 17 done with editing. Chapter 19 is being worked on. Currently at 2700 words.

personal thoughts: ... When... When did it get this old?! (cries)

The Progression of Uchiha Sasuke

Series: Naruto

Summary: He started off as her stalker... and then he managed to become her rival. Then, somehow, her best friend (sort of... maybe) and now her crush. She totally wasn't slow! Che, damn teme. Their relationship in two year intervals. AU femNaru

Status: Completed (the only one). It's a oneshot after all! May go back and revise ending... maybe (probably not)...

personal thoughts: Inspired by my friend's most embarrassing story. Was amusing to write... Rushed the ending a bit due to brain fart but oh well... :P

In the Name of the Greater Good

Series: Harry Potter

Summary: It was Orion James Potter that had been declared the “Boy-Who-Lived” that Halloween night, not Hallie Lilian Potter. This would have been fine had Dumbledore not taken things a step further... It was all in the name of the greater good.

Status: Officially on hiatus. I'm lost. I have the explanations but no direction. I don't know how to write what I want for this thing.

Personal thoughts: It's something I'm toying with here and there. Was originally really excited but forgot where I was going with it. Lost notes. Oh, and... I'd pay attention to the warnings. It gives hints to the future.

The Secret of Almighty Harry Potter

Series: Harry Potter

Summary: In which the Power That Be And Grant take on The Task of explaining to the curious dead why Harry James Potter, the most powerful wizard in all of history is, well, Harry James Potter, the most powerful wizard in all of history.

Status: Up and posted! :D Complete

Personal thoughts: It was fun to think up. Then I wrote it and loved it. Then I lost it. Then I rewrote it. It is short. Like these sentences. This is my only non-gender switch that's been posted. Yeesh.

Coming Soon!

Breaking Constants

Series: Naruto

Summary: He was the guy who refused to go out with everyone. He, on the other hand, was the one went out with the first girl to confess at the beginning of the week and dumped them at the end of the week. The perfect couple, aren't they? SasuNaru

Status: The first chapter is being written. When it'll actually be posted up, even I don't know. I'm planning on actually writing out the whole thing and just posting it up every week. But, maybe, I'll just go with it and post it up before I finish writing everything.

Personal thoughts: Well... I got the idea from the manga Seven Days by Tachibana Benio (author) and Takarai Rihito (artist). I read it, fell in love with it and was inspired by it. Obviously, it'll be different since Sasuke and Naruto are completely different people from Seryou and Yuzuru but I'm also hoping to make it just as amazing while being something new and interesting. Here's to hoping I live up to my expectations and don't completely ruin Seven Days! xD (If you can't tell, I'm excited!)

An Ousting Seduction

Series: Inuyasha

Summary: Everyone knew Inuyasha and Kagome were meant to be together. Kagome knew they would never work. So what does she do? She jumps his (taken) brother, of course! SessKag. AU

Status: It's in its planning stages with a few scenes here and there being written out.

Personal thoughts: This is one little plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone once it started reproducing. Seriously. I tried to get it to leave me alone. It's actually a very silly story that I'm having a lot of fun with. There will be much abuses of capitals, silly shenanigans, blatantly-obvious-but-somehow-still-secret relationships, failed attempts at UST and plenty more. I should be working on other stories but... this one is so much fun! :D (Please don't hate me for the neglecting of stories you actually want to read!!!)


recommendations

Book: Cassandra Clare's The Mortal Instruments series! It's is UNBELIEVABLE good! I think I'm in love. (runs away from angry readers for not updating but reading in between the pound of projects dropped by icky teachers)

Fanfiction: A Deadly Game by Lapis Rane. Seriously... It is awesome! And seriously in need of more reviews in order to match it's sheer awesomeness. It's a fem!Harry fic by the way... though that's not really the prevailing theme or plotline. Go read it!

Manga: Seven Days by Tachibana Benio (author) and Takarai Rihito (artist). The story is wonderful and the drawings are great! I love Takarai's artwork! It's so beautiful!

Anime: Durarara! by Narita Ryohgo and Satorigi Akiyo (It's amazing!!)

Drama: Iljimae. I LURVE it!


random rants... aka... weird random crap...

OMG!! This is sooooo hilarious! WATCH IT! XDDD It's kinda NaruHina but at the end... it was totally SasuNaru! :3 Heres the URL... I'm not exactly sure how to make links... Fails!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzSqNe2y034&feature=related

I saw this and I was like... "Dude! When did it all change?!" -weeps-

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things


About the Profile...

Well... I've finally added some favorites onto this account. Hopefully, one day in the future, I'll add a community.. though somehow I doubt that. Anyway, check out the favorites... They're there so you'll read them you know... :P

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And Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting by pianomaestra reviews
Kakashi was almost excited about having a genin team--right until he actually met them. Pure Eyeshield 21/Naruto crack. Slight Yamato/Sena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,969 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sena K., Takeru Y.
Aqueous Transmission by buloy reviews
There was more to the story on how she ended up on his lap and nearly kissed him. Ren/Kyoko. Side Story of Chap136 Picture. TwoShot
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M.
Sugarfree by jellybeansprout reviews
Slight ES21 crossover. Ken goes to buy gum in Namimori. Hinted slash. Rated for language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Ken J., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 170 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by PocketAces reviews
And they say that Shin's the oblivious one... Part two: Mamori’s Super-Ultra List To Protect Sena From Perverts. Contest closed. Rated for Hiruma's mouth and innuendo XD As always, dedicated to Shinnie the Meanie for awesome work beta'ing.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
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No Matter What reviews
For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be. SasufemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,917 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Almighty Harry Potter reviews
In which the Powers That Be And Grant take on The Task of explaining to the curious dead why Harry James Potter, the most powerful wizard in all of history is, well, Harry James Potter, the most powerful wizard in all of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Name of the Greater Good reviews
It was Orion James Potter that had been declared the "Boy-Who-Lived" that Halloween night, not Hallie Lilian Potter. This would have been fine had Dumbledore not taken things a step further... After all, it was all in the name of the greater good. Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Progression of Uchiha Sasuke reviews
He started off as her stalker... and then he managed to become her rival. Then, somehow, her best friend sort of... maybe and now her crush. She totally wasn't slow! Che, stupid teme. Their relationship in two year intervals. AU SasufemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete