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Author has written 5 stories for Fight Club, Fairy Tales, Sons of Anarchy, and Twilight.

I'm a stay at home mommy and happy wife with a sewing addiction and lip balm habit. It's a good life.

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Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 220,063 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 5,830 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rosemary Potatoes by MertleYuts reviews
"Will you marry me?" "No" "Why?" Because the Beast deserves an answer, and Beauty has far too many.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12575 - Favs: 6,250 - Follows: 5,986 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8917 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Forever Until by lieselmemingers reviews
He runs ahead of me. Katniss/Peeta, post-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fall to Ruin One Day Outtakes by sleepyvalentina reviews
Drabbles and outtakes that would have never seen the light of day otherwise, posted in honor of various readers' birthdays.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,354 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Lights Will Guide You Home by Andrewslove0491 reviews
Fate brought them back together, but can love survive a past she can't fix? For the Remember When This Was Fun? Contest by SingleStrnd and Sadtomato.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Gorgeous Kiss by sadtomato reviews
Bella's been waiting for Jasper to come home from the war for eight hundred and seventy-two days. Historical Romance. NOT SLASH ZOMG. Jasper/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Patron Saint of Lost Causes by sleepyvalentina reviews
When Carlisle decided to look for a roommate, it was nothing more than a means to an end. Then he met Izzy. Part of the "Fall to Ruin One Day" universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12873 - Favs: 7,732 - Follows: 6,177 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight 25: Round 5 by MarchHare5 reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots inspired by the prompts given for round 5 of The Twilight 25. Rated M overall, though individual pieces may vary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
The Twilight 25: Round 5 by ooza reviews
A one-shot and drabble challenge based on 10 word and 15 picture prompts. See individual stories for more information.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12117 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Walk the Line by stella luna sky reviews
Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Til There Was You by Sleepyvalentina and Melissa228 reviews
Once upon a time in a galaxy not far away, a geek worshipped a prom queen from afar. Eight years later, he still bears the scars. To move forward, he poses as a high-school senior. If he's in her class, he won't be invisible to her, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
The Agent by chartwilightmom reviews
One Shot written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest. Agent Jasper Whitlock moves into The Bradley, where the connected and protected live. But what happens when what's between his head and legs, gets into his assignment. AU/AH/OCC,M for lemon of course
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
DoctorPatient Confidentiality by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella has taken on a new job as a government research psychologist. Her first patient, Subject 342, a vampire named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Fresh Hell Is This? by Grey Silverstone reviews
WFH pt. II! 'Right. Molly stood outside the door hands balled into fists at her sides. Today. Right now. Right. She'd do it. Coffee.' You remember the little coffee quibble? Molly grows a pair. And cue dramedy! Sequel to what I thought would be a OS. R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9802 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
So The Runner Fell In Love With The Surfer by chartwilightmom reviews
One Shot Entry for Life After Twilight's Summer Lovin Contest. Surfer Bella and runner Edward meet on the beach one morning. AU/AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 6,474 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lunchtime, Loud Music & Limos by chartwilightmom reviews
Example Entry for Dirty Cheeky Monkeys - A Face In The Crowd Contest: An unusual lunchtime traffic jam during music fan Bella Swan's lunch hour proves to be interesting and beneficial to lead guitarist Edward Cullen. AU/AH/Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
The Bourne Fallacy by Hidden Relevance reviews
Co-written by Askita. In the world of internatial espionage, what someone thinks you know can be even more dangerous than what you really do know. And misconceptions? Those can be deadly. Post Ultimatum. Eventual Jason/Nicky, Kirill/OFC
Bourne series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Exuded by le moulin reviews
It's 1880, and young Bella Newton’s life seems just set to begin; with her new husband, her family, her closest friends, and her blurred-line ideas of social class, will she be able to resist Edward, her intriguing, young coachman? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
La Belle et la Bête by vanderspektacular reviews
They've got nothing in common: he's a pampered prince and she's a kitchen maid with a past. Will they ultimately find love in each other? A less literal twist on Beauty and the Beast, please R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,743 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The NonBeauty and the Kind Beast by Bllatrx reviews
A version of Beauty and the Beast that takes place in a High School setting.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 12/26/2006
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Refuge reviews
For the Etched In Ink Fest, rated M for themes and language. AH Alice/Jasper Scared and threatened, Alice finds herself on the run. The Cullens take her in and show her a different, yet simple life. Will she decide to overcome the past, or will her fears drive her back into her old life? Maybe she can find the strength to fight back with a little help from a new family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,231 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Good Things for Those Who Wait reviews
Alice doesn't get it and Jasper can't tell her. For the Remember When This Was Fun contest. Jasper POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Black and White reviews
Sometimes, being a friend of the Club means making decisions that hurt.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Tara, Hale - Complete
The Beast's Beauty reviews
In which She shows him the truth.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Jack's Sudden Realization reviews
Awakened from a dream, he finds himself in a compromising situation.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete