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Joined 08-15-08, id: 1667790, Profile Updated: 06-04-13
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Batman, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Writers Ten commandments

1. Thou shall not use writing as a means to attack others

2.Thou shall not use writers block as a weapon

3.Thou shall not disobey the fan-fiction rules

4. Thou shall write properly, and edit work after finished

5.Thou shall not always use auto correct on word

6.Thou shall not put other writers down.

7.Thou shall eat cheese when have writers block (not really, I'm just running out of ideas, the last few commandments are going to be pointless,Wait, all of them are pointless)

8.Thou shall run around naked when their story becomes popular

9. Thou shall pour coke over them self when their youtube video reaches 1 million hits

10. Thou shall take these commandments seriously (I do) (no seriously!)

Quotes

The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

Grissom: That you, sugar bumps?
[turns around to see a man]
Grissom: Who the hell are you?
Joker: It's me, Sugar bumps.
Grissom: Jack? Oh, oh, thank God you're alive! I heard you'd been...
Joker: Fried? Is that what you heard? You set me up over a woman. A *woman*! You must be insane.
[Grissom goes for his gun]
Joker: Don't bother.
Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
Joker: I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.
Grissom: Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal.
Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend.
[steps into the light]
Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
[laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]

Bruce Wayne:[Vicki goes to answer the front door; mouths] I'm Batman, I'm Batman.

Alexander Knox: You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...
Eckhardt: I say... you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.

The Joker:Where does he get those wonderful toys?

The Joker:The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

Batman : I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
[punches him again]

The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

The Joker:Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.

The Joker: Oo, I got a live one here!

The Joker: Stop the press, who is that?

The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

The Joker: And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!

Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

The Joker: New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.

The Joker: My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
[Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him]
The Joker: I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

The Joker:[fuming] Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

The Joker: "Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!

The Joker: Sometimes I just kill myself!

[reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on]
The Joker: You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?
[Batman punches him]

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze!
[the Mask freezes in mid-air]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Put your hands up.
The Mask: [his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze.
[the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: You're under arrest.
[pulls out his cuffs]
The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
[regular voice]
The Mask: All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA!
[gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together]
The Mask: What are they gonna do to me, Sarg.? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: [puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.
The Mask: [the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one?
[snorts in laughter]

Doyle: Really big sunglasses.
Park Policeman: Bike horn.
Doyle: Small mouth bass
Park Policeman: Bowling Pin
Doyle: [Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.
Park Policeman: Rubber Chicken.
Mask: A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle: [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?
Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
Park Policeman: Bazooka?
Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?
Mask: Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!
[slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]
Mask: That's gotta hurt.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Get'em!
[looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Doyle!

Hair: Brond (Brown and Blond)

Eye Color: Greeny Blue with Gold flakes in the middle. Often blood shot (from using the computer).

Personality: Happy, Cheerful, often writing.etc

Height: 1.47 metres

Phone Number: You stalker

Address: Rapist!

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If your one of the 3% who would sit there like me, in a deck chair with popcorn and yell DO A FLIP! then copy and paste this on your page

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends have called you something that really, really does not describe you, copy and paste this into your profile

Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

If you are against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Doh! do i really have to explain that?

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME! PICK ME!

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Loyalties Undying by LittleFireDragon reviews
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Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,860 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Knife Play by Linsneakers reviews
One night, Scout obtained the Spy's knife,
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The Mating Games by ktface3 reviews
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Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, OC - Complete
Bardock Returns! by Keiyo Arwen reviews
When Pan interrupts a dragonwish, Bardock finds himself yanked from his homeworld moments before he dies. Waking to a strange new world, he struggles to overcome a frightening case of amnesia while a small, blackhaired boy haunts his dreams. [abandoned]
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The Demigod Chronicles: The Prophecy reviews
It is a time of peace after Gaea and her giants are defeated by the 7. Percy Jackson is spending some time off at camp to hang out with his friends, until a son of Poseidon shows up. After receiving a prophecy, they must travel around North America in a bid to find out what is causing chaos across the planet. Spoiler alert!: HoO spoilers. Nostalgic Percy Point of View story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., OC, Leo V.
Change of Heart reviews
Harley's just about had with The Joker. And then he shoots her. Taken back to the Batcave by Bruce and Dick, Harley contemplates becoming a vigilante with Batman and Robin. Will she stay, or is she to attached to her puddin? M for language, violence and high sexual references. Please, RnR and constructive criticism! (As of yet, no lemon)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing
Just 10 minutes earlier reviews
What if Phoenix had arrived 10 minutes early the night of Mia's death? Would she have died? MiaxPhoenix, possible lemon (if you guys want it). I might throw in a MayaxOC just for kicks. Rated T for language and references. Will be bumped up to an M, maybe...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Mia F.
Pikachu has got a GUN! reviews
OMG! Pikachu has a GUN! Do not watch if you are under the age of 5 seconds. RANDOM! Wrote when I was younger and out of ideas
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Pikachu, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
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