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I'm Alice, and I'm 17. I love most fanfiction, but I can't write it. My favourites are Sweeney Todd, Titanic, Fight Club, Harry Potter, Twilight and His Dark Materials. I love twisted pairings, but then there are some canon that are too good not love! So, here are my favourite pairings:

Sweenett (Sweeney Todd/Mrs Lovett)

Mrs Lovett/Judge Turpin (completely uncanon but meh)

Rose/Jack

Rose/Cal (don't ask

Marla/Tyler

Tyler/Jack (yes, I do adore slash!)

Harry/Bellatrix

Bellatrix/Voldie

Bellatrix/Rodolphus (are you realising that Bellatrix is my favourite character?)

Bellatrix/Snape... well, basically Bellatrix/anyone!

Harry/Draco

Bella/Alice

Rosalie/Alice

Bella/Jacob

Mrs Coulter/Lord Asriel

Lyra/Will

Serafina Pekkala/ Farder Coram

If the story has them in it, I will read them, regardless. I generally leave a review on most things I read, but if there's nothing to comment on, and the story is great, I'll just favourite it. Well, I favourite most of the bizzare pairing stories, because they're so hard to find!

EDIT: I have been inspired, and am writing my first fic! Whoot! Tell me what you think of it! :D

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Rip Out The Wings by DaggersBloodPain reviews
fem-slash: Harry finds out the Light has kept one large secret from HER. When betrayals come out of the shadows she runs to the one person she trusts, who will lead her into a dark love. Bellatrix/Harry, LV/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,617 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Child's Love by EverTheDreamer reviews
Toby's getting older. Mrs. Lovett can't pretend it's not true. And boys that age? They have needs and desires. She fears, though, that her adoptive son has set his sights on her. Revival verse. Based on Patti LuPone's Mrs. Lovett from the 2005 Revival.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Nellie Lovett, Tobias R.
Sharing by megzlilpegs reviews
A shared past, and perhaps if she wished hard enough, a shared future?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,870 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008
Not Alone In The World by awesome.is.the.word reviews
A Potter raised by the MALFOYS? Yeah right. But Harry discovers he has a long lost sister whom everyone thought to be dead...except the Malfoys. How will a Potter and a Malfoy cope? Who will it be for little 'Lizzie? Harry or Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,703 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/16/2008
You Know, Support Groups Boy by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Jack calls Marla after his apartment explodes, and actually talks to her. Thing is, he never told her his name so he is forced to identify himself as Support Groups Boy. Jack and Marla living together! Jack x Marla. Now complete.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
love at first sight? by emilyemilyemily reviews
All human, Rosalie Hale arrives at forks with her brother Jasper, but who does Alice fall for? Start is from Alice's POV. More submitted recently! Review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Alice, Rosalie
Heart Of Rubies by Ratty Darling reviews
What if Mrs. Lovett didn't scream? Being that Sweeney Todd has had his revenge, will Mrs. Lovett ever have her dream of the man she loves? Or will Mr. Todd continue brooding away as she is left ignored and her love unrequited? Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,894 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Lynette and Rick, if things had been different by MaeveofBelwicket reviews
Going back to season three, what if the robbers hadn't stormed into Scavo's, destroying the atmosphere.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Lynette S.
Sweeney Todd: A Character Study by DasMervin reviews
This is a collection of drabbles to ficlets, all from Sweeney Todd's POV, studying his character and his motivations. Will be updated weekly. Rated M because some deal with sex.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
Wand Trumps Heart by jehszs reviews
What Bellatrix wants more than anything is for the Dark Lord to want her back... but after a steamy encounter with Sirius Black everything changes. Will she learn to defy the Dark Lord for the man she loves? Adult content. BL/SB BL/V
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Unexpected company by emilyemilyemily reviews
Mrs Lovett was making pies when and unexpected customer arrives. This time, he wasn't after pies. Review please.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Surveys by Royal Typewriter reviews
Exactly that--Sweeney Todd characters fill out those Myspace surveys. Just for fun, you know? New Lucy chapter!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Sex and Chocolate by Morwynn reviews
A growing series of hot Sweenette oneshots. Ideal for a break during homework, a rainy afternoon, or right before you go to bed. Author is open to suggestions of what smutty adventures readers would like to see next.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Unconventional by Ravin' Raven reviews
There's a new face at Mrs. Lovett's pie shop that has it's gaze set directly on winning Mrs. Lovett's heart, but Mr. Sweeney Todd stands directly in the way.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
You belong to me by PoisonedIceCream reviews
One night while Sweeney is out taking a moon lit walk someone assult Mrs. Lovett. when Sweeney arives and fails to kill him he determines his only option to keep her safe is to not let her out of his sight till the man is found and killed.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Bridge Through The Stars by American-Drama reviews
Travelling through worlds is more dangerous than Lord Asriel thought. For not only has he unleashed another world, he has unleashed seven terrifying demons too. Will Mrs Coulter join him on his quest to send them back to where they came from? Please R&R.
His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008
I Love You When Youre Naughty by Monstor reviews
Sweeney Todd wakes up to find Mrs. Lovett has gone over the line, and tied him to a bed! WARNING: It does slip ooc now and then.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Waters Run Deep by Laume reviews
Written for the Third Floor Corridor contest. Harry and Bellatrix get trapped together in miles of cave. They need each other to survive, but will they manage not to throttle one another?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete