Golden Mean
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Joined 08-15-08, id: 1667993, Profile Updated: 05-03-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Rurouni Kenshin.

I read more than write, but maybe one day I'll post one of the plot bunnies that jump around my head. If I can write it down first. Keep in mind that that's an unlikely (or at least rare) occurrence.

Update: I have now decided to force myself to write some of my ideas down. I know I'm not the best writer, but the only way I'll get better is practice.

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Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 244,919 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 454,253 - Reviews: 4118 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26330 - Favs: 23,274 - Follows: 22,472 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Stormfall by Le'letha reviews
Once upon a time, a baby named Hiccup was taken from Berk and raised entirely as a dragon. Twenty years later, he and Toothless brought war to the Queen of the Nest and peace to Berk ["Nightfall"]. …None of this matters to Drago Bludvist.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 190,888 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Texting, Batman, and Other Hazards of Friendship by Ichthyophobia reviews
AU. Shinichi and Kaito are a few things: Best friends, addicted to texting, and utterly nuts. It works out well enough. (Done for the second prompt exchange at Poirot Cafe forums. Modified semi-epistolary format. Canon pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Doc by Ichthyophobia reviews
He knows ten thousand medical procedures, but not his name.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,267 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Scorched Earth by J. Idanian reviews
In the southern Earth Kingdom, a stubborn miner, bound in iron, dreams of freedom for his kingdom, a broken warrior, haunted by the ghosts of the past, finds a friend, a mysterious merchant, grasping for every advantage, searches for allies, and a prisoner of war, sick at heart, must choose sides. Together, the four of them will stand against a world at war. Please read and review.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 432,031 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9768 - Favs: 9,526 - Follows: 5,179 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 5,160 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Breaking Point by Kryal reviews
Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 374 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Fullmetal's Company by Roseveare reviews
Ed should never have flashed the silver pocket watch in a war zone. Written for FMA big bang 2011.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dragons in the Sun by donahermurphy reviews
Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Zuko
Worthy of a Name by harunekonya reviews
Misuzu has waited long enough. He plots- with the intention of turning Natsume into someone worthy of holding his name.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 358 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Nyanko, Takashi N. - Complete
Avatar: The Fall of the Fire Empire by MasterGhandalf reviews
A hundred years ago, the Fire Nation conquered the world after Prince Zuko captured Avatar Aang. Now the Fire Empire under the ancient Dragon Empress Azula rules with an iron fist, but new heroes must arise to challenge tyranny.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 164,572 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Azula - Complete
The Little Graves by brandeee reviews
There are some things you simply know, growing up as a child of the Kazekage. And there are others that you learn soon enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Second Nature by lazyartisan reviews
Destiny is a funny thing-Zuko's season 2 story arc takes a radical turn after he is captured at the North Pole. One event can change so much- and so little. Plotbending, character exploration and a grittier more realistic portrayal of the Avatar World.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,552 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Zuko
Ad Initium by greenconverses reviews
Snapshots of a life as Annabeth Chase grows up in a world where Thalia never turns into a tree, Luke's destiny is something else entirely, and a certain son of Poseidon never makes it to Camp Half-Blood. Alternate universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Thalia G. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
The Siege of the South by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. Thirty-five years after being frozen in his iceberg, Aang is awoken by a young Hama. But even in a world without the impending return of Sozin's Comet, Aang cannot escape his destiny as the Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Aang, Hama - Complete
The List by Clear Plastic reviews
When a sixty-year-old Susan realizes she is about to die, she makes a list of things to do before she leaves this world. She learns a few lessons about love along the way, and finally confronts her past. *COMPLETE*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Party Till the Wolf Comes Home by MrsTater reviews
Fatherhood doesn't send Remus on a pub crawl, but announcing the birth of his son to his closest friends turns out to be the next best thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Forgotten Ones: Lieutenant Jee by Evilnor reviews
After the siege of the North Pole, Lieutenant Jee was branded a traitor and thrown in prison. The war is over now, so what could the Firelord have in mind for him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
Watch and Review, Please by Becca Stareyes reviews
Every writer has to deal with bad reviews -- not every writer has to deal with a changing socio-political climate, as Playwright Pu Wan Tin and the Ember Island Players do. Finale spoilers
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Plays of Epic Romance and Jealousy by sparky-poo reviews
Somehow, a late night walk became a friendship bonded over theatrical plays, blue-eyed members of the Water Tribe, and the jealousy of two twelve-years-old. Oneshot. Set before Ember Island Players, with a little bit of spoilers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Suki, Zuko - Complete
Edge of the Blade by tag0 reviews
AU. A hitokiri is a hitokiri until he dies. Kenshin knew and understood this years before arriving in Tokyo. Now, his secret is in danger of being exposed as he battles Shishio. WIP [Saitou and Kenshin friendship]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Kenshin, Saitou
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Fiona reviews
What if Sasuke chose a different path? How could he change his destiny, just by one small act of personal weakness? How many lives would be changed for the better, and how many for the worse? [Team7 friendship fic,AU from Ep 33]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,894 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2005
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Wuju by Rasputin Zero reviews
Ten years have passed since the War, and the Shou Yu Dance Academy has become one of the foremost schools of the new era. But On Ji, the school's founder, has to deal with a strange intruder on the day the new Fire Lord is supposed to visit. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Plummet by TrisakAminawn reviews
The rope had broken once. The slim swordsman had dropped through the platform, stumbling in shock, and now stood upon it again, waiting, while a new rope was reeled into place. 'I was thinking,' he replied, 'of swallows.'
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kenji - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Frozen Sky by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,470 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Negative Values by Ysabet reviews
A trip to the museum, courtesy of a tombrobber and his host. Some things never change... or do they?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Thicker Than Water by rallamajoop reviews
Gaara fic, preseries. Just how do you raise a baby who will probably kill someone if he ever throws a tantrum?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Gaara - Complete
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Beginnings reviews
In a small inn, Himura Kenshin first heard the rumors of a killer in Tokyo.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kenshin - Complete
Hypomnesia reviews
A twisted vision of the Moon’s Eye Plan. --He couldn’t remember what he did during the night…--Big spoilers for manga chapter 467.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Snapshots from the Timeskip
Quite a bit happened in the three years Naruto was gone...These are a collection of drabbles that show the situation in Konoha during that time. #2: Who wouldn't be jealous of the lucky girl who got to train with the Hokage? Ino was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H.