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Joined 08-15-08, id: 1668029, Profile Updated: 07-04-09
Author has written 6 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, and Clique.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak;
Sometimes it means you're strong enough to let go.

Hello Beautiful,

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

My Name: Ally!!

Favorite actress: Selena Gomez and Kristen Stewart! They're totally awesome!

Favorite singer: Demi Lovato! She's just amazing and I love her name!

Favorite band: I have a few! Jonas Brothers, Muse, and Paramore

Favorite color: Orange or Puple!

Favorite Book: The clique series, Talent, and the Twilight saga!

Favorite store: Pac Sun, Hot topic, Hollister, and other random stores!

Favorite TV show: The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Favorite music: Anything from 50 Cent to the Jonas Brothers and back!

My age: 15 (almost 16)

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in your enemy's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you looked over your shoulder to see if he was in the room, copy this into your profile. I did.

My mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Character Section

One of the Boys:

Alex and Justin:

Mikayla Russo:

Mikayla and Shane:

Max and Alex: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/2415545354_9afd9cb6ec.jpg?v=0

Alex and Nate: http://flickr.com/photos/krzl09bggsh/2858783235/

Ally Gray:

Nicole Gray:

Taylor Tyler:

Tess Tyler:

Sydney "Rebel" Gray:

Sydney Gray:

Shane Gray:

Lake Lyrics:


Love Section

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

Random Section

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air
in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have
new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if u r laughing @ this paste it in2 ure profile.

END STEREOTYPING.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I must not BELIEVE IN GOD.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST be violent and have a drinking problem.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I have a few REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS, so we MUST be lesbians.

I don't BELIEVE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE, so I MUST be a religious nut.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I JUDGE everyone that isn't.


Quotes Section

"It doesn't matter if life it getting you down, with Christ you have everything," Nicholas Jonas.

"Live like your at the bottom, even if you're at the top," Joseph Jonas.

"Girls with a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way," Kevin Jonas

Shane: "One word: payback."

Jason: "That's TWO words!"

Shane: "I gotta finish what I came here to do."

Jason: "Finish my birdhouse, right?"

Joe: "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."

Kevin: "Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and -"

Joe: "Whee!! I'm a ghost!"

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry ass.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you would be one of the 8 laughing their head off.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Bakura's Reflection, FlyingDutchRattlesnake, Yami's darkmagician girl, Reshea Elle Lawliet, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, BonesHouseNumb3rsCSILVCharmed, UtterlyRandom, NewAngel23


Friend Quotes

Me: Brandon, your so short!

Brandon: Shut up!

Megan: Brandon, you are!

Me: (laughs)

Brandon: (mad)

Megan: (through laughter) Your not short, your vertically challenged!

Me: (Looks down at a notice from school with adress on it) Stephanie! They know where I live!

Stephanie: (Fake scared) Me too!

Both: (Whisper-scream)

Teacher: (Looks at me) Your mom works here!

Stephanie: (Laughs)

(We're reading The Outsiders)

Rayna: Huh?

Me: What?

Rayna: Huh?

Me: What?

Rayna: Huh?

Me: Pony!

Rayna: Boy!

Me: I'm tired!

Megan: Then go to sleep!

Me: But it's so early! (A/N: It's like 11:10)

Megan: Then don't say you're tired!

Me: Ugh! But I'm tired!

Me: I'm Alvin the awesomest one!

Courtney: I'm Simon, the smart one!

Madison: And I'm Theodor! Wait, I'm not fat!

Ryan: Talk to Matthew about Anya

Ryan: Ryana

Me: Rayna?

Ryan: Whatever!

Me: I want a motorcycle!

Mom: I'll just get the body bag now!

you know you're a true jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote Nick for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Cupid, Meet Heart by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
EDITED; Heart Gray has 3 cousins. Jason who ignores her, Shane who's really dumb, & Nate who's a perv. When she sees that her cousins starts having feelings for 3 girls but won't do anything about it, Heart decides to play cupid. Nalex, Smitchie, Jason/OC
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,672 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
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One of the Boys reviews
Alex is in love with Nate and he thinks of her as a sister while he dates Miley. Will Alex turn to the girly girls for help or be like his sister forever? Nalex, Shmitchie, Jemily, Ciley, Niley, Cemi,and Shalex and maybe more
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Angels fall too reviews
A lead female role opens up at the falls and Sonny doesn't take it. Instead, another girl does and she nails it with grace and gets the part. But what if this girl has history with both Chad and Sonny? Does she have a major secret? Chad/Sonny Chad/OC.....
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Legacies reviews
Trailer inside! Read it and review it!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009
Beautiful Liars on hiatus reviews
Summary inside! R&R Massington, Clam, DerringtonXOC, CamXOC, MassieXOC, AliciaXOC, and many more...
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
Sydney Rebel Gray reviews
Sydney Gray. Rebelious, rich, famous, gorgeous, 16,and Shane Gray's little sister! He's the only person she's moderately nice to any more. You'll see why later in the story. She's not going to Camp Rock with Shane, no she's going to the rivals Lake Lyrics
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Shane G.
Ignorance is bliss reviews
Better summary inside! Nalex ShanexOC Sorry to say but Mitchie and Alex aren't friends in this! Sorry and she and Shane aren't together.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Alex R., Max R.