Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Sisters Grimm, and Chronicles of Narnia.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
Welcome to the lair of a geek... (evil laughter in the background)
Hey there peoples!
Umm... okay my name is kz, and I am probably the hyperest (is that a word? oh well, it is now!) person in the whole world!! (maybe you knew that already?)
oh yes, and i am, in fact, married to edmund pevensie. we live in narnia with our magical penguin, spock! ...HAH. I WISH. :P
let's see... basics? awwright! i'm a sarcastic, random, and usually optimistic, 14-year-old girl who is fantabulously OBSESSED with fanfiction. yes, i know i should really spend my life doing something more productive, but i have no life! so take that epf! (you won't get that joke until you read 'why one ought to...' so now you have to read it! aha! i'm a GENIUS!)
i enjoy... spending hours on end on fanfiction, writing stories, sketching/painting/mostly all form of art really, reading, bursting into song randomly, bursting into laughter randomly, watching the weather channel (aspiring meteorologist, hopefully?) and anything related to stormchasing (tornadoes are just so darn cool!), making up lists of codenames for everyone i know, making up so many 'me-isms' that i could make a whole dictionary of them, having deep conversations on yahoo messenger, singing in the shower, and speaking in a british accent randomly (i can do a pretty decent one, mind you!)
Favorite books- Harry Potter! Also The Sisters Grimm, pretty much everything by Cornelia Funke (Inkheart trilogy is the best!) Walk Two Moons by Sharon Creech (so sad!!) and the Chronicles of Narnia has to be up there too!
Favorite movies- Harry Potter of course (5th is really the best!), Pirates of the Caribbean, Titanic (always makes me cry)... oh! I love Disney's Hercules for some reason, and also both of the Narnia movies :) oh and yes, the Lord of the Rings movies are amazing as well...
Favorite characters- i am a huge fan of underdogs! i absolutely love NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM! he is my flipping favorite character in HP! forget harry and ron- go for the geek! also love LUNA LOVEGOOD! if i was an HP chracter, i would probably be her (aside from the blonde hair and silvery blue eyes). and oh dear, i almost forgot the twins! god, i have this slight (okay, well not so slight) obsession with the WEASLEY TWINS, but what self-respecting potter head doesn't?? also, how can you not love DUSTFINGER from inkheart? he's got that cool lone wolf kind of thing going for him...
as for narnia, 2 words- EDMUND PEVENSIE! ummm, what do i have to say about him... oh! i know! FRICKING AMAZINGNESS... ON A STICK. as a narnia addict, i am entitled to say that he has the best character development out of all of the characters :) as an eddie fangirl, i'm also entitled to say... what girl wouldn't be wooed by his amazing wit, charm, bravery, and of course, his wicked sword-wielding skills, i ask you? what girl?! by the lion's mane, i love that kid. which is why he's my future husband (well, once i get meggie's cool read-yourself-into-books magical powers from inkheart...)
Favorite couples- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (who else hates that they end up with other random people??), Sabrina/Puck, oh! and me/Edmund Pevensie (never gonna happen). oh and hahah, my newest fandom is percy jackson and the olympians and i really do adore Thalia/Luke (even if he does turn evil and such...)
My fandoms: firstly, the obvious: harry potter and chronicles of narnia! i usually spend most of my time on ff in those sections! i also write for the sisters grimm :) other fandoms that i like to read: greek, percy jackson and the olympians, inkheart, sammy keyes, georgia nicholson, pirates of the caribbean, teen titans, and such, whatever my obsessions and/or reading material is at a particular time!
OMFEP!= oh my flipping edmund pevensie! only i'm dorky enough to come up with that and actually use it... hehe :-D
a few more things:
I BELIEVE IN A FREE NARNIA! DO YOU? :-)
WHAT IS THAT MYSTERIOUS TICKING NOISE??
EDMUND ALWAYS HAS IT SORTED :-P
RADISH (dirigible plums?) EARRINGS ROCK MY SOCKS
I HAVE ARMY CHIMPS AT MY DISPOSAL AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM
BEING A NERD HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN STYLE. OTHER PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR VAST AWESOMENESS SOMETIMES. (this is my personal motto. i know its freakishly awesome! don't go stealing it, or i'll have to go all copyright on you!! haha just kiddin'...)
-my greatest ambition in this website: TO RULE IT WITH AN IRON FIST! MUAHAHAHAHA! haha, just kiddin'! for 'why one ought to...' to hit 100 reviews would be nice though... EDIT yay! 100 reviews! new goal: ummm, how about get this forever-in-progress story idea i have for a susan fic written and put up?
-my favorite type of fanfics: hmm... i love well-written adventure stories with a dash of romance thrown in- usually. actually, i'll go for anything that is cute, funny, and quirky. FUNNIES= HAPPY. and as for quirkiness, there don't seem to be a lot of those going around... i LOBE weird, out-of-the-ordinary, somewhat delusional and crazy characters- i can totally relate to them, because hello? if you haven't noticed, i'm not the most metally balanced person! adventure, romance stories with those kinds of characters make me very happy. unfortunately i can't seem to find any. so if you guys know of any, please tell me. i'm dying of awesome fanfic deprivation here! oh and also, no incest (this is mainly for my fellow narnia fanatics) or slash... yeah... definitely not for me! you know what? i can just ramble on aimlessly all day about this, but i'll just tell you this: read my stories. i try to write exactly what i like to read! ...if my writing skills permit.
-my writing style: hmmm... i guess that my writing switches between american-ish writing and speaking, to sounding very british in some of my stories (like 'why one ought to...'). it sounds like 2 completely different people writing, but i assure you, its the same person! i don't know... i'm american, but i just read so many british books and fanfiction and watch a lot of british movies, so it kinda rubs off on me... A LOT. anyways, i always try to add some humor to my writing, unless it has to be a very serious and somber story, but even with that, trust me, i'll find a way to make it funny... yes, i know that i do write VERY LONG AND DETAILED sentences. its just me okay? i have a lot of things in my mind at once and i need to let it all out! and remember: ADJECTIVES AND ADVERBS ARE YOUR FRIENDS! THEY'RE MY BESTIES! oh yes, and i do try to specialize in insane OC characters... they are rather fun to make up!
-updates: while i do a lot of writing at the weekends when i have free time, my updates are just usually completely and totally random. in some weeks it may be saturday morning, but sometimes, a new chapter may pop up on a tuesday night! best way to keep up with me it to add my story to your subscription list thingy and check your email often!
-concepts in the works:
-an odd hp/narnia crossover with certain concepts (ahem, silvertongues, ahem) taken from inkheart and characters from both hp and narnia with background characters from every fandom you can imagine! yeah. its confusing. don't try to understand it.
-if you have any suggestions or story ideas for any of my stories, which i am currently in dire need of, feel free to pm me! or you just want a random buddy to geek out about narnia or hp with, feel free to pm me about that too! i can always use new ideas and buddy best friends!
-i am trying my hardest to update my other stories besides just 'why one ought to...' but i am a bit of a procrastinator, you see...
-ummm hey... and about me updating soon...? see, procrastination and 3 honors classes in one semester don't really add up to all that many updates, SO i will try to very best i can, but please don't kill me if i don't update for a long time! for my narnia readers, please know that i have most certainly NOT abandoned "why one ought to...". it's my dearest most darlingest story which i absolutely love, so i'll try to work on it!
quotes (lots and lots of quotes. so many that i can rule the world with them!! muahahahahaha! i just gotta figure out how to...):
me: why don't you think that french fries can be little french people?
me: i am captain planet and i shall save you chickens from global warming with an eco rap!
ryan: hehe. i set fire to your clown turkey
me: is this guy trying to be deep? 'if you think you understand quantum mechanics, then you don't understand quantum mechanics'.
lemony: chuck norris counted to infinty- twice
me: sam jumped on a pickle because that's just the way she rolls
mikaela: why is chile called chile?
alyssa: MIDGET. TOSSING.
lemony: oooh... you just got smacked in the face by nature!
jess: it would be SO much better if it was dinosaur shaped...
me: 'liiiike idk my bff jill!'
me: i can say something really creepy like 'i like bubbles. they pop when i touch them'.
from one of my favorite fanfics: Love every moment, except for the ones that suck.
Charles Schulz: All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
a few quotes from possibly the best literary character ever, Luna Lovegood:
Miraz: Now tell me, Prince Edmund-
couldn't resist putting an ed quote in there and besides, that had to be one of the best moments in PC apart from the whole 'saves the day and stabs the white witch when peter and caspian are just standing there' thing!
more random copy and paste stuff! i know everyone has 'em on their profiles, but i think you can learn a lot of interesting stuff about people from them!:
If you are completely and inexplicably in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever run around the house on a broom, searching frantically for a flying gold ball, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you check your closet every week (at least) to see if there are any magical countries inside, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen on your butt and just sat there and laughed like a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been called 'weird', 'crazy', or 'odd in the head' and think that description is accurate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like bubbles, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you believe in Nargles, Wackspurts, Blibbering Humdingers, and Crumple Horned Snorckacks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to figure out what everybody's name sounded like backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy and paste this on your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe cheese will one day rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fan fiction writers are all obsessed in one way or another. Narnian fan fiction writers are obsessed, awfully stubborn, and maybe a bit crazy in the head to believe in a fictional land with talking animals and creatures from ancient mythology. If you proudly proclaim that you are a Narnian fan fiction writer/reader and believe with all your heart that Narnia is real and you will go to Aslan's country (heaven) when you die, even if the general population of the world think you're insane or close to it, copy and paste this on your profile.
AHA! so you have made it to the bottom of my profile! congratulations! you win your choice of... edmund pevensie, neville longbottom, or a 'Q'! YAY! oh wait... apparently there's a problem... oh, quite sorry! quite sorry! it seems we have run out of edmund pevensie and neville longbottom! buuuut, on the bright side, YOU GET A 'Q'!
and with that, i disappear in a canary yellow puff of smoke, shaped like an ostritch and a mongoose playing a ukulele emitting magical rainbow marhsmallows from lucky charms cereal which hit voldemort in the coronary arteries while he was putting his clock in the magenta nail polish, killing him instantly and sending him spiraling down to his doom into narnia where he dies (again) because he landed on the white witch's pointy ice-crown thingy. she dies too, because we all know that voldemort weighs exactly 738.4492 pounds, and she happened to be wearing her crown when he landed on it, thus breaking her belly button in the process. and that, my dear readers, is how i, kz, noble knight and warrior in the order of the hippie teddy bear, duchess of shiny bubble gum wrappers land, and fanfiction writer supreme, saved both narnia and hogwarts from their respective evil baddies in one singuar action of pure amazingosity. thank you and happy reading!