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Joined 08-15-08, id: 1668312, Profile Updated: 04-19-10
Author has written 14 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Sopranos.

4/19/10: Finished with "Business as Usual".

4/9/10: Finished with "Unknown Origin".

3/30/10: Almost done with "Unknown Origin". After that I'll finish up "Business as usual". Also working on a Waylon Jones/Killer Croc fic that will go along with Croc's story from "Unknown Origin". I'll probably cross it over with the Arkham Asylum video game section, as that's where I got my inspiration from.

Still obsessed with the Joker since I saw "The Dark Knight". Yeah, it's not going away, kinda like a nasty rash. One thing about me, I'm tenacious. I also fangirl out on "The Sopranos" "Battlestar Galactica" "Caprica" and "Batman: The Animated Series".

If you want to chat my Yahoo and AIM names are oc1971jn

I've been a huge fan of Heath Ledger for several years, since his amazing part in 'Monster's Ball'. He broke my heart in that movie. I went to see TDK on opening night in his honor. And I ended up loving the whole movie. I loved it, I wanted more, only there would be no more. Not with Heath anyway.

I'm also interested in organized crime, contract killers, etc.

Hey, am I the only person in the world who thinks Johnny Depp is horribly overrated and not really that hot? His defense of Roman Polanski made it even harder for me to understand his appeal. Ah well, to each her own. Okay, unleash the hounds and fire up the torches Depp fans, haha.


A little about me if you care:

I am 38 years old.

I live in East Tennessee.

Favorite Books and Authors: 1984 is my favorite book of all time. John Steinbeck, Ernest Hemingway, R.A. Salvatore, Elaine Cunningham, Thomas Harris, Jack London, Terry Brooks. I also like non-fiction books, particularly about criminology, forensics and the criminal mind.

My favorite bands are Muse, Blue Oyster Cult, Foo Fighters, Tool, Queens of the Stone Age, Jeff Buckley, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, OLD Metallica, Disturbed.

My favorite tv show of all time is "The Sopranos". David Chase, James Gandolfini, Tony Sirico and Steve Van Zandt I love you all. To this day I can't listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey without simultaneously smiling and feeling sad.

Favorite movies: The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Goodfellas, Casino, Slumdog Millionaire, Dogville, Candy, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Fight Club, Sid and Nancy, 28 days later, V for Vendetta, Office Space, Snatch, Pan's Labyrinth, Funny Games, Brokeback Mountain, Re-Animator, Ginger Snaps, The Howling, Session 9, The Shining, Hostel 2, The Thing, The Descent, Alien 1 and 2, Se7en. I really love horror movies, from the extremely good to the abysmally bad.


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You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Stalemate by peacefulgrace reviews
JXHQ. One shot. The Joker will wait as long as it takes. Harley on the other hand? Well, she never learned the phrase, "Patience is a virtue." Based on Azzarello graphic novel Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Heartless: Leaving Dusk by pottersweetie reviews
Before Rosalie was a vampire, she had a life. She had a family and friends. Her best friend, Vera. Ideals. Hopes. But it was all ripped away from her in the course of one night. This is the story of Rosalie's humanity, Part 1 of Heartless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,022 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Crane's Trippin Balls by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
This story is so wrong in so many ways. Inspired by the YouTube video of the same title. Involves Harvey Dent, a poor poodle, the Joker, and of course the awesome drugged Jonathan Crane. Implied Joker/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Crane, Harvey D. - Complete
The Joker Needs Pads by heygurlheyyyy reviews
The Joker desperately needs pads. Will he get one in time before he meets his boyfriend for a date?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
Rain Like Gunfire by Silential reviews
In saving the city, he was spelling its doom. Bruce had to admit that the oddest thing wasn't that the Joker was in his penthouse, it was that the Joker had actually found a way to destroy him. Outside, rain like gunfire fell on the balcony.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Josephine Rising by Redjackpirate reviews
I shall live by passion and not by law...Even Gods of War can fall by the hands of mere mortals...*in a British pirate accent*THIS 'TIS THA GREATEST STORY EVA TO'D...well, sort of. READ/REVIEW! Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
Strings by Silential reviews
What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,897 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Joker - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Dani Zatara reviews
Tell me, have you ever stolen from the Devil? It's, uh, it's a very dangerous thing to do Har-ley...especially if he finds out. Rated T for violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
What Would Really Happen To A Joker Fan Girl by h0lywood reviews
the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Mr T's Birthday by Devryn reviews
Today is Sweeney Todd's birthday, and he is not at all pleased about it. Mrs. Lovett decides to cook up a special present to cheer him up.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
DCU: Sheharazade by princessebee reviews
Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
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Everything reviews
I gave it all up and got a psychotic clown in return. Fair trade. 1-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Joker - Complete
Business as usual reviews
What happens when your gambling addicted husband skips town and leaves you and your young son to face the wrath of Gotham's loan sharks? Nothing good, obviously. Especially when a badly scarred psychotic hitman shows COMPLETE. Pre-Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Joker - Complete
Unknown Origin reviews
Sequel to "No Stranger". Goons, hideouts, dogs and the Joker. All part of Sam's life now. Lucky for her she's resilient. But when you trust the wrong people everything can go straight to hell. Joker, O/C, Drugs, Sex, Violence
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 101,717 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
All work and no play reviews
1-shot. Just my idea of the kinds of things Jack did pre-Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Joker - Complete
Factory days reviews
A one shot from Jack's pre-Joker days when he and Sam first met. Kinda sweet I guess.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Joker - Complete
Tonight reviews
A one-shot scenario where Sam leaves Jack/Joker to try a new life in Florida and finds the "normal" world isn't what it's cracked up to be. Strong language/Drug references/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Intervention reviews
Samantha gets a Gotham style intervention and an incentive to finally get sober. Just a silly one shot I wrote when I was bored.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Longtime customer reviews
Sometimes you need to know when to get out. Sometimes it's too late to get out. One shot. Featuring Tony Soprano, Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtier and some crazy guy from Gotham.
Crossover - Sopranos & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Hard feelings reviews
A one shot regarding Jack/Joker's origins at the hands of the Mob and Dr. Crane/Scarecrow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
No Stranger reviews
What if Jack/Joker had accepted that offer of a ride in "Stranger"? Would it have changed things? If you've read the original story this will make more sense. COMPLETE. Joker/OC/Sex/Language/Substance Abuse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,647 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker - Complete
Test Subject D reviews
SPOOF. The Joker breaks out of Arkham only to find an old "friend" awaiting him. However she's changed. A LOT. Deals with characters from "Irredeemable and "Chasing Torment" but this is NOT a sequel.OC/Violence/Sex/Language
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
Stranger reviews
Just how did the Joker know Sam from before? 1 shot. Prequel to "Irredeemable" and "Chasing Torment". Probably won't make much sense unless you've read those. OC/Language
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Chasing Torment reviews
Sequel to "Irredeemable". Samantha sold the Joker out to save Jim Gordon and now the Joker is after her. As obsession and guilt devour her she finds herself in a far worse position than she ever imagined. COMPLETE.Violence/Sexual Situations/Language/Drugs
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Irredeemable reviews
Lust, addiction, violence, guilt. Since a near fatal car accident Samantha has had a run of bad luck and has taken it all in stride, but when the Joker tears into her life it may be too much for her to take. COMPLETE. OC/Violence/Language/Sexual Content
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,652 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
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