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Hey, welcome to my page. If you don't like my stories oh well. I try. My cousin is XxGaarasGirlXx, THE BEST WRITER EVER!! lol. Well, I would like you to mail me at Ookami.gekkou@gmail.com and talk to when ever you feel like. I also like story ideas too...


Favorite Naruto couples

NarutoXSakura

KibaXHinata

NejiXTenten

SasukeXDEATH

GaaraXMatsuri

TemariXShikamaru

ShizuneXHiashi lololol

Just letting you know i'm taking a computer class all year in school so i'm going to try all I can to open up a website and start with Naruto Making movies.


HERE ARE SOME THINGS that are funny as crap!!

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your profile

If you are a HINATA fanatic, copy this into your profile

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, xoLovelyEyesox, XxGaarasGirlXx, XxKibaHinaxX

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are in full support of Temari X Shikamaru copy and paste this onto your page

If you have ever thrown random objects at the T.V because a character you don't like appeared, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, XxKibaHinaxX

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, XxKibaHinaxX

93 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, XxKibaHinaxX

You know that when Naruto is taking over your life you:

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (I HAVE DONE THAT!)

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. (DONE IT!)

· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts. (NO CONTACTS THO!)

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (DONE IT TOO!)

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friends's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. (I LOOKED IN THE POOL!)

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. (DID IT!)

· Every time your class goes on a fieldtrip, you call it a mission.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (I do that1)

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

I actually do some of that stuff...

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (THEY ARE TELLING ME TO KILL YOU!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this (ONCE A WEEK!)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (REALLY!?)

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to the guy in public and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those freakin' kids should give that freakin' Trix Rabbit some trix, copy and paste.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

When you're at a store, go to the gun department and look at the guns. When someone asks if they can help you, ask where the anti-depresiants are.

ODD QUESTIONS

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

END ODD QUESTIONS!

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am Aburame Shino!'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.

COOL NARUTO FUNNY QUIZ!!

1.Gaara

2.Kankurou

3.Temari

4.Matsuri

5.Shikamaru

6.Tenten

7.Kiba

8.Naruto

9.Sakura

10.Hinata

11.Kakashi

12.Baki

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

NO!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YEAA! Sorry cus

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Name the kid baka

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

her and duckbutt

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

i guess so

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five ten because lazy wiht shy lol

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

he would die hopefully lol

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

temari falls in love with hinata and dies!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

i hope not!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

baki dies and kiba comforts his family

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

HaaMat my cousin should answer this one!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

no!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"N-Naruto-kun!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

moms and dads gone because of you!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

DON"T READ THIS!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

could you help me, i'm lost in your pupets structure. LOL!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

none

20) How emo is Seven?

as much as god is

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

all of them but sasuke

2. What is your favorite pairing?

KIBAHINA

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

neither

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?

im going soon me as tobi and my cousin as Matsuri

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.

card collection...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?

HINATA

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?

KIBAHINA

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?

Sasuku sadly no yoai

9. Which team is your favorite?

team 7!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

NO! HELL YES I DO!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?

NAW DER!

12. Your favorite akatsuki member?

Tobi!

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?

ANTI! STUPID BASTARD NEEDS TO DIE IN A HOLE WITH THAT MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK-A-LIKE (AKA: Orochimaru) AND GEEKY APPRENTICE! (Kabuto)

14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)

all up to date on tv

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

no

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

depends

17. Sub or dub?

dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro...

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?

FUNNY!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes, hes Tobi!

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?

not answering

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Neji, he could go as Hinata lol

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?

weird

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?

OOC?

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?

naw der!

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?

Yes. That would be why I have an account and stories authored.

27. Do you like lemons?

only if they are well written.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?

nope!!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

no

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

AWESOME!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

No my cousin XxGaarasGirlXx got me into Naruto

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too?"

can't draw!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"

CAN'T FUCKING DRAW!! STOP RUBBING IT IN!!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yea, story ideas

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?

yes! :)

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

no but curious

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?

nope hes dead as george washignton is dead

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

IM A GUY!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

OC?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

YEA!

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

If you are totally PISSED OFF at FREAKING FCC how they made the Drunken Fist the "Loopy Fist" in the FREAKING english version of Naruto AND even took away the red on Lee's face to at least IMPLY he was drunk AND even called it "ELIXER" instead of "SAKE" COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL DO THEY THINK THAT EVERY KID THAT WATCHES THIS IS GOING TO GO OUT LOOK FOR SAKE, WHICH I DOUBT THEY'D EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, DRINK IT AND TRY TO FIGHT EACH OTHER? I MEAN LOOK AT OTHER COUNTRIES THAT DON'T HAVE AN FCC, DO THEY HAVE CHILDREN IMETATING THINGS ON TV LEFT AND RIGHT? NO THEY DON'T! IF ANYTHING THEIR COUNTRY IS BETTER B/C OF IT. DAM YOU FCC DAM YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU! FREAKING FCC NO ONE NEEDS YOU HERE, NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE SO JUST LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support? (YES!)

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line sowe can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disoder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I'm lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait.

He who fights against monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster in the process.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. (Every damn Day)

Funny qoute:

"Anybody see you come in here?"
"The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB."
"The EIB?"
"Everyone in the building."

"Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."

"The best part of believe is the lie."

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, copy and paste this into your profile

Why do Dentist insist on shoving giant needles in our mouths? It's because they have nothing else to do.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Keeping it Quiet by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Matsuri is starting a new school. Supposed to be the best of the best. Just one problem. It's an all guy's boarding school! Now Matsuri has to act like a guy and struggle to keep her secret. It's going to be crazy year, and Matsuri has no idea how insane!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,623 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Breathe Into Me by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Her life had been relatively simple. Nothing to worry her and nothing to hurt her, until her parents die in a car accident. Only, things aren't always what they seem. When the man ordered to kill her instead protects her, it only complicates things more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,618 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri
Poison by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
She would follow and watch him at night as he commited a crime he was supposed to be done with. His poison infects her and she could turn and run away or she could join him. In the end, it's always her choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete