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Joined 08-16-08, id: 1668549, Profile Updated: 09-10-13
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, One Piece, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, Web Shows, and Hobbit.

Hello! I'm me. I write fiction about things I'm a fan of. I like to experiment with the boundaries of my own comfort zones when it comes to the content of my fics. That, and a lot of dry humour.

That's about it. Send me some loving/hating and I'll embrace it with all I've got!

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1937, Guernica by 1848 reviews
Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Canadino reviews
Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Unmentionables by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
These must have been the underwear that Spain wore when he did all that bullfighting business because, bon Dieu, France had seen the pants that Spain wore and they were tight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - France, Spain - Complete
Let the Rain Bring You Rest and Shame and Love by sky tulips reviews
Of French mornings and British mornings. Of odd socks and odd couples. Of Francis. And of Arthur. France/England One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
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Beat of a Treasure reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
And in the Darkness reviews
In the aftermath of the war a disease of the mind starts to spread. Thorin struggles to bring peace both to his kingdom and his guilt-ridden mind, while Bilbo finds an unlikely ally in Smaug as they set out to find the cause of the disease and how to end it. Eventual Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Smaug, Kili
Live a Coward reviews
Bilbo doesn't know how to say 'no' whenever Fili and Kili ask something of him, so the best he can do is avoid them to the best of his ability when the brothers make it obvious they are about to approach him with a wee favour in mind. Bilbo/Kili/Fili, hints of Bilbo/Thorin
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Wanderlust reviews
Bilbo gets consumed by wanderlust, and while Thorin would not have though it a bad thing, he recognizes the lack of sanity in Bilbo's eyes when he insists he has to go.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Nasty Little Hobbitses reviews
Gandalf learns how much of a force a hobbit scorned can be. Implied Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Poor Yorick reviews
Sherlock and John's first meeting could not have happened under more romantic circumstances. It's no wonder Sherlock would fall for John. Quite literally.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
When Threats Fail reviews
A less amazing Phan fiction: Dan falls victim to Phil's touches.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil - Complete
Convince Me reviews
It's not like Lovino can't accept that he's in love with the idiot. It's just that he has himself convinced that Antonio doesn't love him back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The High Art Of Courting reviews
It's not easy to raise a child on your own. Especially when he's hellbent on being your bride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Where is my heart? reviews
Having misplaced his heart, Spain ends up borrowing Russia's until he finds his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Spain, Russia - Complete
Bounds reviews
From one to ten and how they came to be, behind closed doors, where the world could not see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Spain, Russia - Complete
Terra Rossa reviews
Romano has an artistic vision and Spain provides the color. -He shouldn't have followed the red stains into the bathroom...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
No man's land reviews
Romano and England were all too eager to start a war, when all Spain and France wanted was love. Spain/S.Italy, France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France
The Hanged Man reviews
Someday, the scarf around his neck will turn into a perfect noose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Russia - Complete
Innocent reviews
Big brother Francis finds himself rather worried after watching Antonio fall for Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Spain, Russia - Complete
Thebes reviews
The little sanity he has left keeps slipping through his fingers whenever Naruto is near. -MinaNaru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Holiday reviews
Ivan is scary and Antonio is dense. And while Lovino watched them two interact, he felt very, very irritated and worried. Russia/Spain, Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Spain, Russia - Complete
Clever Mind reviews
Their relationship as brothers wasn't exactly what you'd call normal. Mostly because the way Luffy thinks is so out of this world. LuffyAce short-stories.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Luffy, Ace
Nicotine reviews
In the end, Smoker, the man who could not be bought or bribed, found himself to be quite cheap indeed. AceSmoker
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete