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Before I get started you might want to know a little about me!

My name:Siera (or Areis I don't care)

My age:11

My state:California

My favorite color(s):Pink, pink w/ sparkles,blue

My favorite number:2

My favorite age:16!(prom)

My favorite GUY:EDWARD CULLEN!!

My favorite GIRL(s):Alice,Rosalie,my bffss jill,bella,esme

HEY PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ MY THING I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU!!ILL TRY TO MAKE THIS INTERESTING!!

Happy Bunny! ( \ / )
Happy Bunny!(='.'=)
Happy Bunny!("')('")

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mummy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and prove you are a cold-hearted-

Now i know this is sad but if you like it then you know what to do...repost it on YOUR profile and tell people the same thing,that child abuse is horrid and you never bring guns to school again,now you see that you are lucky that you have a mom and dad,and that the school cares about you and they want you safe,so please listen to this message even though you might not care,life is a virtue and you should cherish it more each day.So,for all you careless people who HATE life instead you should read these poems and youll never wish it again!!So,congrats to all those people who really CHERISH life,you might live longer every day every night.So,if you think this is stupid and just a silly poem,your wrong,oh how badly you are WRONG!This could happen in a flash,and then you never will come back.I know this is sorta hard to hear but it needs to be told,so i did,so on that note,HAVE A NICE LIFE!!And enjoooyyyy!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore,copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. (Run run for your life!) xoxo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!just kiddin i like the dentist im only scared of four things.and those four things are:

1.my dad(guys for the last time he lives in north carolina but the only guys i wanna date have to be hot,strong and fast,by that i mean be able to carry me on your back,or carry me like a baby,while running super fast,or in other words for the dumbos that means FAST like a vampire!!)

2. my sis

3.YOU!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!YOUR ON MY PROFILE!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!GET OFF STUPIDS/DUMBOS/WIERDOS/PERVERTS!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

that concludes todays list.now that all the stures are gone(stupids/dumbos/wierdos/pervert)and now since all the stures are gone i dont have to explain.now i wil show you how to get rid of stureness...SASS!!stop and study stures!!there you have it!!now i will show you how to make you as awsom as MUAH!!you have to email/send a message to me saying you want to be my apprentice and if enough people want to be than i will show you all my ways!!kk!!gotta go bye!!

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm smart so I MUST be easy.

I'm single so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BI so I MUST not be Christian.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

If you knew that 85 percent of all questions were hidden statement and vice versa copy and paste this on your profile.

If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile.

If you knew that 90 percent of all statistics can be made to say anything 50 percent of the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you argue with your self and are constanly pretending to be on the phone (putting your hand to your ear, etc.) not realizing that you look stupider then just talking to your self copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you were switched at birth because you have special powers (Seeing the future, feeling emotions, hearing thoughts, etc.) and/or because your parents are totally geeks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have considered nameing your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile(I comtemplate this every other day! Edward, Bella, Alice, and Jasper are my favorites!)

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this

If your second favorite of the Cullen males is Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly you don't wanna heal, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile(I run into them every day. They plot against me and move when I am about to walk through the doorway. They just hate me. :(

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile(I once fell out of my chair forwards, don't ask how.)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

SEAMCJWH is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Jasper Whitlock Hale

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile.

If you think your cat/animal is a vampire and plead with it to bite you, copy this onto your profile.(My cat IS a vampire, but whenever I ask to be bitten, she just goes "Meow." It is very frustrating.)

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

If you've read Twilight over 4 times, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought really hard about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is and hope he heard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile

you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile.

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this

into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

If you are on for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. ( Mie and my friends melissas friedship. we always humiliate each other)

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I often break out with random dance moves( sTORY TIME yay!! K I was listeng 2 my ipod and reading when i suddenlt started dancing.)

I hear voices, and they don't like you. ( My voice i usually hear always hates the peeps i hate. Voice( Seriously saying this : Yep!)

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.( I NEVER tell any one but if i did they would call me freak and be jealous,)

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum! I got fanfiction and bubblegum!HA!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. ( ME WITH TWILIGHT!!)

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.( I Love this one!)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. ( Pssh.. Imagainary friends are overrated, voices are al the rage.)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. ( Sigh i hear yah.)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!( sO ME)

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar ( aLL THE BOYS IN MY GRADE ARE JUST LIKE THIS I KNOW SCARY!)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?( I will because i would have taken over the world! Voice: You are crazy. Me: Shut up, Voice: No. Me I shall hit you with an imaganary hammer! Voice: You are stupid. )

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again ( umm... so like me it is scary! Stalker!)

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way ( Or they are just born bitches.)

My heart is not a playground. ( Its an organ. Not the instrument though that would be pretty cool.)

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood ( you have no idea. - happy sigh-)

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms ( Iam so with you there)

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT ( I aid something like this to agirl who called me emo and she ran away from me so i followed her, she called me a freak and i said i would give her a 5 second head start she asked for what and i said to run away before your plastic nose is broken, bitch , she ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Me and my friends were laughing so hard! K i'll shut up now)

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!( AT least they didn't take your heart. Its an organ.)

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon.

Shun the nonbeliever. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN

If you love Emmett and/or EDWARD and/or Jasper so much, but you would never write a story with them falling for you just 'cause you think it makes FanFiction more like Freak-Of-Nature-Fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile, and put the twilight guy (above) on caps lock so everyone knows your obsession.

If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had a emo hamster, copy and paste this onto your profile.( I could teach it how to Help concquer the world!)

If you wish you had an albino rat, just so you could say, "Hey, I've got an albino rat!", copy and paste this onto your profile. ( It would be like a vampire rat cause its pale and i could teach it how to bite people, OMC I Should so use that in a fanfic. By now!)

If you believe that anyone that hits you with a ball in dodgeball should be sued of all of their dignity, copy and paste this onto your profile.( and feel my wrath!)

If you believe that you will get carpel tunnel someday soon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.( You have no idea...)

If you copy and pasted this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.( Hehe, i am not to obsessed!)

If this is your last copy and paste thingy for the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.( oops i lied..)

If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.( When it comes to math.-sigh-)

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, JadisSnape, Twilighter434

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. \AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, Aeieo, JadisSnape, Twilighter434

A little personality test (Ten questions, don't cheat)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.( sometimes...they don't get along well with my other voice though.)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward or Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love one of them so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile ( Do it all the time, don't feel bad! C:)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (All my friends are insane in one way or another, and so am I)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

ween a girl and her boyfriend:

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

Boy: no

Girl: which would you chose me or you life?

Boy: my life

Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

Boy: no

Girl: I heard enough

as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:

I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1989

Sayings:

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

it's always the last place you look. well dur!! why would i keep looking after i found it smartness!!

what happenswhen you get scared half to death twice?

Put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile(i love to dance in it)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile( Don't ask.)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

( well mostly me.)


You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! =-)


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs!!( that is so true!)

If you think iPods were gifts from God copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it..., hazzah evil smiley!)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( PSSSSSSSHH...)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.( The correct term is people.)

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile

If you agree to any of these, please add them to your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

ATV is Addicted To Vampires

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.( NO my organ is broken!)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit(CARLISLE!).

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!( Or your mind was being cruel!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. ( Again, you already know that.)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(thats basically all i get...)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Shellygirl, Cheyenne32,Twihardtwilighter434,Siera-Cullen

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.( I am there with you man.)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.(that's me!)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.( Sigh, i would if i had a life.)

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile

you made it to the end of my profile you shall get a virtual cookie! Yay!

throws virtual cookie at you but manages to hit her head and then passes out.(YOU HIT ME!)

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you pray every night for your Edward to turn up in your life...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have AACIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens Including Bella)...copy and paste this to your profile.

I am sad to say that I do NOT apply to this.starts crying

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, C&P

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste(NOT ME!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the play list songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. crazy is if you were pink and people call you goth then you say emmets going to come and get you. Crazy is eating something gross, and gag, and then trying it again. Crazy is when you lose at a game of checkers with yourself, more than twice. Crazy is if you cry about a pair of lost pants, and then never wear them again.Crazy is when you go around poking everyone then telling them thats how you say hello(that is SO me!I do that EVERY day!).Crazy is when you love to mess with all of your friends including your boyfriend for absolutely no reason. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Why thank you!"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

I best friend is insane, if you agree or if YOU are insane, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, ty101, Blonde-and-Volatile,Siera-Cullen

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of everycharacter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you writeEmmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books onC.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazyis when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio butinsted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you startgetting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging outwith your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very seriousmatter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loudand you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it'ssad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessedwith the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds youof Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is when you print eversingle fan fiction on Twilight you have ever read and keep them in a box beneath your bed. Crazy is when you and your friend start talking about random twilight things and everyopne in the room stares at you because they have no idea what you r talking about. Crazy is when your refering to something and you end up calling it "Edward".Crazy is when you do something then shun someone else for doing such a "terrible" thing. If you're crazy, copy this to your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Somewhere
2. What is your favorite possession?
Something if I told you you'd probably steal it
3. Do you own a gun?
No, but I have a knife ;)
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Never had a boyfriend :'(
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I hate my doctor
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
I like ALL christmas songs :D
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water:)
9. Can you do a push up?
No I'm not that fit
10. Is your bathroom clean?
I don't know I don't really care
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My necklaces,my rings,my earrings,my toerings...oh WAIT I don't have any of that stuff because you stole it >:(
12. Do you take painkillers?

maybe...

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Why do you want to know it doesn't work even if I had one :(
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
maybe...

15. What's your name?

Siera Venice Areis Gillba Coulter stalker

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
im bored,im bored, i have a horrible life

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
bought?ya right
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Water,something,something

19. Current worry?
i cant decide between two guys

20. Current hate?
annoying people
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
school

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
which year?
23. Where would you like to go?
Canada,Mexico,France,Italy,Japan,China,spain
24. Do you own slippers?
well yes but also no because you probably are going to steal them tonight you STALKER!!
25. What shirt are you wearing?
dress

26. Favorite color(s)?
pink,pink w/ sparkles, blue

27. Are you gay?
...I'm not answering that

28. Do you sing in the shower?
no

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I don't know i was a CHILD
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
I don't KNOW
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
almost broken ankle
32. Who is your loudest friend?
lizie

33. Who is your most silent friend?
caitlyn
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
nick and i HOPE sean

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
never seen one
36. What is your favorite candy?
well then i guess sour gummy worms and baby ruth
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
i dont know that many songs but 'Pocketful of Sunshine' is my favorite
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Pocketful of Sunshine DUD

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
sleeping DUH

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

it's to early

How does the world see you? Shake off the Shivers

What do my friends really think of me? Jump out the Jitters

How can I make myself happy?And whipe away those tears

What should I do with my life?Cause there's no reason to cry its not like the end of your life

How will I be remembered?Live your life like theres no tomorrow

What is my signature dancing song? Live your life without regretting the past

What do I think my current theme song is? Dont worry about mistakes

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Cause theres a thing called forgiveness

What song will play at my funeral? Life is a rollercoaster

What type of men/women do you like? Dont be afraid to ride

What is my day going to be like? At times it might seem scary but its alright

What will tomorrow bring? If theres a bump in the road then just jump over...

those were some of the lyrice to one of my songs i wrote 'Guide to Life'

that is the end of my profile :)

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Big Brother Cullen Style! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Temptation's Point by Ms. Aria reviews
Edward and Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/26/2007
twilight notes of randumness! by cristel sano reviews
evil flying bunnys? and whats this bella is making jasper crazy? and what? emmett whants a vampire kitty army? who's going to help him? and why in the world is alice dressed up as a bunny with wings? well you have to read to find out!you'll luv it i'm sur
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2008
twiligh 20Q by cristel sano reviews
what jaspers getting a make over by alice? edward is being annoying? and what was the bet jasper and emmet made? well read to find out this is what i think would happen if bella got a 20Q
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
truth or dare of doom by cristel sano reviews
bella,jasper,and emmett start a game of truth or dare who knows what can happen read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/4/2008
IMing bella and edward! by cristel sano reviews
so bella is bored and wanted something to do when edward is not there so she made a chat room! and meets someone in it who happens to be edward they both dont know there talking to eachother so read to find out what happens please! -gives puppy dog eyes-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight: notes, notes and more notes by BiersackObsession reviews
the cullens, bella and the pack write notes instead of talking. very funny and random! read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Notes with Bella and the Cullens by Swagcat reviews
random arguments between the Cullen family. Who knew one little piece of paper and some pens could cause so much trouble? and not to mention fun. Second fanfic the other one's Finally finished R&R please!.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007
A glimps of Edward by DreamingLillies reviews
A scene from Eclipse that I really wanted to write in Edwards POV. A special kiss in a glimps of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Knew by be my valentine reviews
Alice keeps having visions of a girl she has never met! She tries to ignore them but when the girl shows up at the Cullen's door, and the Volturi gets invovled, Alice fights to save the girl who she feels connected to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Dared to believe by Tvat reviews
Bella and Alice fall deeply in love with each other but Alice have a complicated past that not even she knew about. An Alice/Bella love story, rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Colors Arise by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Bella becomes pregnant following an event with Edward on her birthday.What happens when she leaves them in another coven's care and goes to find her lost love? Will they forgive her?And why is Aro showing up on their doorstep? R&R! *For BFFE Breanna!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing You by dot823 reviews
Bella got over Edward when he left. She became friends with then fell in love with Jacob, then marrying him and having a child. When Jacob imprints on their baby, her whole life will change, causing her to rethink everything since she turned eighteen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
When Worlds Collide by dot823 reviews
Carlisle and his family, Esme, Emmett, Rosalie, and Bella move to Forks. Home of 3 humans who have powers no one knew humans could possess. What happens when a relationship sparks, and tragedy hits? Who will come out human?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,296 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Discoveries by Insert-evil-laugh-here reviews
What happes when Jacob Black's sister reads Twilight, is team Edward, wants to be a vampire, and knows her brothers secrets? With a mystery stalker , and starting the change, life seems to not be able to get any worse.R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
Temptations by Meemo1415 reviews
Some strange events on Prom Night cause Bella to have second thoughts about Edward, Alice, and love in general. She has a complicated decision to make, and either way, someone's going to get hurt. ALICE/BELLA; don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Doomed Dogs by dot823 reviews
We all know that Jasper killed over 29 cats, but what about Emmett? It's not like he's a little vampire angel!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Death Is Sour by dot823 reviews
Some things you can replace, like toys, or clothes. Other things you can't replace, like family and friends. Or the one you love. T for minor swearing. an AH story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daisy Chains by amgglekim reviews
A one shot showing the far reaching affects of drunk driving. Jasper's POV. Dedicated to the memory of Fan-Fiction author Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Changing Places by kimlovesjasperhale reviews
a Bella and Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Matter of Convenience by amgglekim reviews
Edward and Bella meet at the bar one night, each mending their own broken heart. Some shots of tequila and a night of hot sex later, what will happen? Will they fall in love or fall apart? Re-write of ArmyWife by SwayintheMoonlight.Taken with permission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
What Dreams May Become by blackrising reviews
Bella has interesting dreams indeed. Alice/Bella, Bellice, PWP, femslash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Melody Maker by dot823 reviews
During Twilight: Esme hasn't heard her son play on his grand piano in ages, but now she does and gets a happy surprise. For the contest 'That's My Sibling' held by little red dragon-fly and goalicego.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Vampire Boot Camp by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Notes with the Cullens! by be my valentine reviews
What happens when my friends and I are hyper at one in the morning pretending to be Twilight characters? Read to find out! From Emmett walking in on Carlisle and Esme to Alice, Bella, and Jasper having a three way, this stuff is hillarious and crazy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
Notes With Bella and The Gang! by dot823 reviews
Random notes in the Twilight Universe with Bella, the Cullens, and more! They are TOTALLY OOC. ExB JxA ExR CxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 103 - Words: 61,301 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Face Down by dot823 reviews
Alice had a sister, then a niece, and she thinks her niece died. Mary Anne is that niece, and she thinks that Alice is dead. They're both wrong. After they figure that out, a few crashes will twist Mary Anne's life in many ways. What are those ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alice - Complete
Random Notes With The Cullens! by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Ok, this is basically just a random note-passing story. I got bored one day, so I decided to write it. It's quite stupid, so don't be surprised if it doesn't make any sense at all whatsoever. R&R! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
When the Boys are Gone by Valea reviews
What happens when Alice and Bella return from a shopping trip and they have the house all to themselves? OOC and LEMMMMOOOONNNS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Lost Love by Beckah-lynn reviews
How would things turn out if Bella never jumped off the cliff? Alice thought she died. Edward went to the Volturi. Rosalie is going to avenge her brothers death, until she sees that Bella has what she has always wanted. But when more vistors come...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008
Somthing is not right by Beckah-lynn reviews
Bella and her bestfirends Jessica and Angela go to the carnival with their boyfirends. Mike Tyler and Ben. Jacob and Lauren show up. Somthing happens, and only a few survive. And others...read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008
Vampire Notes by Beckah-lynn reviews
What happens when every starts writing notes insted of talking? This is completly different than the first time i wrote it, pleade read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Esme Changes by Beckah-lynn reviews
Bella get hyper, and esme looses control. then bella finds something out that could send her life spiraling out of control. Esme a little ooc at beginng, but not the whole story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Esme
The random things we do Aboutme by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett was bored. He found a new website, and he is getting everyone involved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
Irreplaceable by dot823 reviews
Sequel to Irresistible; The Cullens are planning the weddings of Edward, to Bella, and Charlie, to Maria, until they get a call from La Push. What are they going to do? What about when they meet and old enemy, and are put again into instant danger? an AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Emmett ponders by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett Cullen has a very vivid imagination. The littlest things will put ideas in his head. So what kind of things do we find out when he decides to voice these things? His frist quesstion is "What are tampons used for?" read for a good laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Emmett
Why didn't I learn the first time? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Notes and the Cullens Not such a good Idea! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Note passing with the Cullens... I know there is a ton of notes, but i just had to make one of my own! These are all based on conversations between friends and I. They are really really random and supposed to be funny! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
Best Commercial I've Ever Seen! by dot823 reviews
Alli is watching a commercial her sister wanted her to watch, and it just happens to have the Cullens in it! Odd, Random, Funny!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
The End Is Near by Edwardjustproposed reviews
And then Norman did the worst thing he could and would ever do.He suggested I go to the Biloxi Mental Asylum.And I have been here for 3 years. Bella has been without Edward and sees the only way out.Suicide.Who will break her out of this prison?AU.title
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Bella
Singing to the Breaker by Edwardjustproposed reviews
Bella is singing to get out of the pain after Edward leaves.starts with her onstage.Lots of songs. second fanfiction. AU.please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Notes Story by JacobHasManTitties reviews
The title says it. This is just another notes story. It's supposed to be funny, random and rather sexual. Will Bella&Alice&Edward&Emmett be able to take over the world and enlargen team porn? Obviously OOC... Read or die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
Dawnless Midnight by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
New Moon in Edward's POV, and Kristine's POV. Starts at the same time that chapter 4 of New Moon starts. Kristine is Edward's savior, just like Jacob is Bella's. First of a trilogy, the last three books if it is liked. Please let me get to the 2nd!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008
Volterra by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
When Bella is changed by Victoria, and presumed dead by Edward, she joins the Volturi, making strange, unexpected friends, and a new family. What happens when Edward decides that he can't live with Bella's death and is going to ask the Volturi to kill him
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forks and Spoons and In Between by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Yes I know it's overdone but too bad. What happens when my friends and I win a game show, and go to Forks? When fiction becomes reality? When the vampire realm depends on two perverted tweens? Crap, vampires are doomed if it's up to us...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2008
Only Happy When It Rains by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
I screamed one last time "Edward!" The sound was of pure anguish, and several people turned as if to help me, but upon seeing my broken appearance thought better of it. My Edward. He was gone." Bella was too late to save her love. Complete. Angst/Tragedy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bella - Complete
Life Changes by Edwardjustproposed reviews
Edward never came back and Bella sees someone from the past.when she makes new relationships, someone finds and destroys her new life.relationships are forced to be broken as someone moves in on Bella's territory.AU 1st fanfiction.r&r plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,527 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella
Just Tryin' To Kill The Pain by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Takes place in New Moon. Bella is incredibly angry, but when Jasper shows up, her life takes a turn. Jasper/Bella, Alice/Oc, Edward/oc partially
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
lost Angels by Beckah-lynn reviews
Renee is dead, and Bellas only wishing for death. Can the new angels save her, or will her life end worse than her mothers?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Angel Wings by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Esme never believed she could love again. The worst thing had happened. Her husband, a man she once believed to be noble, became a horrid man, and her baby, her precious baby boy died. She was spiraling down into a pool of depression, and the cliff loomed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
The Cullen's and boating? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
A one-shot about the Cullen's boating. What trouble can Emmett get into? And how does he drag Edward into it too? Supposed to be funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Winner Takes All by Lauren-Ash reviews
Edward POV. A 'one-shot' that takes place in Breaking Dawn. Edward watches from the side as Bella and Jacob share their dance at the wedding. SEE A/N
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward - Complete
Get your head in the hunt! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Okay, gonna try my hand at a songfic. Way back in Twilight when Edward doesn't want to admit he's in love. Can he get his head in the game, or is his heart too far into the song of his la tua canatae?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Notes, Beatles and the Playa by ty101 reviews
ok this is a really weird story that will make you laugh! the is beatle songs Jasper is a playa and is not all notes! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Rose Rant by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
This is my rant on why I like Rosalie Hale. Written for Theresa on Emo Earth.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Notes, Man! by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Note Passing with the Cullen's based on crazy life experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
The Jasper and the Ed by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Ever seen Pinky and the Brain? Well, do we really know what Jasper and Ed are up to when Bella falls asleep? I think it's time to take a closer look at their midnight activities...and see if they can really take over the world! Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
Feelings by smootherthanyou reviews
Jasper's still struggling to control his thirst for human blood, but still the scent of it is only as inviting as it could get. Jasper's also adapting to life with Bella. But everyone's worried that Bella's frequent visitors might snap Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper
My story by Insert-evil-laugh-here reviews
I was just another fangirl of twilight and Maximum Ride until i foung out they were real. My name is Samantha and this is my story. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
The Cullen Tales by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
A collection of Twilight oneshots that are totally random. Includes: AU, AH, AV, and anything else you can think of. Ratings will range, but will all be from K-T. Please read, and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Forever in Love by Werewolvesrock reviews
Brady was always one of the quieter wolves. On just an average day in Brady's life he met... BradyxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
My New Beginning by Swagcat reviews
In this story I am changed in a vampire attack where I am somehow left alive. I find the Cullens, but what happens then? read to find out my POV. Stephenie Meyer owns all characters but my friends and family third fanfic R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
Not another love story by Insert-evil-laugh-here reviews
Dawn was just an ordinary girl falling for her best friend, when a new boy moves to town named Brad he is trouble . The rumors going around is that he is a vampire. But, when brad starts taking interest in Dawn will her life be the same again? 1800's R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Emmett, Bella and the Albino Rat by Insert-evil-laugh-here reviews
emmett wants an albino rat... that could only mean one thing. TROUBLE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
The Alexis Whitlock Story by myspace.girl reviews
What happens when Jasper Hale hears a voice? What happens in Homeroom that makes him nearly fall out of his chair? And who is the new girl that is not Bella Swan? It's not completely accurate, it is post eclipse, wich means they have all graduated.some oo
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jasper
Notes in Forks by myspace.girl reviews
i don't own twilight. rated k for coarse language. possibly hard to understand --coughchapterthreecough--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Emmett
What Could have Been by Werewolvesrock reviews
What if Bella moved with her family to Forks but they are all vampires when she meets the mysterious Edward Cullen? Read it and see! /Discontinued/
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Imprinting on Claire by Werewolvesrock reviews
Quil is excited to be a werewolf he is even more excited when he get's to Imprint. /Discontinued/
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Vampire Needs by DreamingLillies reviews
This is the sequel to "Bases." Now that Bella is a vampire, will Edward be able to resist? Who will win in the end? Edwards POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forget Me Not by Raine Delmont reviews
This is the sequel to "Healing Her Wounds." Bella is finally a vampire and she has finally begun to heal from all the hurts of her past... but is there something standing in the way? Will she find her happy ending, finally? Read, and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella's First Christmas with the Cullen's by Werewolvesrock reviews
Bella and Edward share there first christmas what are they going to do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Oopsie by DreamingLillies reviews
That damn blue, it gets Edward into a bit of a situation. This is meant to be completely out of character, it is meant to be sexy and for a good laugh. Edwards POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, Bella, Emmett Passing notes by Looking4MyOwnEdward reviews
EdWARD and BELLA AND EMMETT PASSING NOTES QUITE HUMOROUS. WITH OUR FAVORITE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS. SHOULD I CONTINUE?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
A Part of Victoria's Coven by Swagcat reviews
yes, I know, another Edward leaves Bella, Bella gets Bitten story. BUT what happens when Victoria bites her and she can't remember her human life so she joins Victorias coven? what happens when the Cullens come back? set in New Moon first fanfic R&R pleas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The World's Strongest by Raine Delmont reviews
Is Emmett still the strongest? [Submitted for the 55 word challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Twin Scents by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella? I whispered softly, staring at the girl. A hint of recognition flooded her eyes and then something else... Bella, don't you remember me?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
My Mind Got Carried Away by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella's in a very boring class. So boring she decides running off a building may be a better choice. Guess who gets a vision off of Bella's decision? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Oops by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONE SHOT! Edward and Bella go swimming.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Paint by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONESHOT! Edward and Bella paint Bella's room. Flufffff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Starlight by Lauren-Ash reviews
Bella POV. Set during Twilight. This oneshot is about Bella, who is spending her night star gazing, and is pleasantly interrupted by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Beyond Simplicity by Lauren-Ash reviews
Edward and Bella Fic. Edward's POV. Edward and Bella share a sweet night together.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Crazy Days with the Cullens reviews
The title pretty much says all. But Bella makes the Cullens do crazy and stupid things. From Tea Partys to crazy Halloween parties! First story, tell me what you think!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete