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Hiya! My name is Samantha ( I prefer Sam ) and I like to have fun. I don't really have a favorite anything, except colors ( and those are purple, black, white, and red ). I have dirty blonde hair that I'm trying to grow out. I'm pretty tall. Most importantly, I'm random. I have the weirdest memory in the world, which is why at random times I remember random things. If that annoys you, it's your problem not mine. I don't hate anyone, and I'm nice until you piss me off, or I'm joking around and think you can handle it. No, I'm not friends with everyone, and there are probably people out there that hate me. All I can say is if they can't handle it, that's fine, I'll survive.
Fans: I love getting reviews and messages from people who like my stories...or just people. Makes me feel special! So if you want me to read a story of yours, I will totally check it out and review to give you feed back. Maybe even add you to my fave author or story list if I really like it :D Plus, you are the people who mean a lot to me, because you take the time out to tell me what you think and make me feel special in a good way :P
So, really all the above covers it all. If you want to talk to me about my stories, your stories, or any good stories you have read, message me. If you just want to talk about some random stuff, then you can aim me if I am on. My screen name is: xosamsamxo1207.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
if you have ever walked into a wall before copy this
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I worry over people ALL the time!! )
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile
If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile
If you don't care about who makes the music, no matter how crazy they are (Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson), and you like it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a vegetarian, like the Cullens!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
IF YOU LOVE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, TOTAL DRAMA ACTION,OR BOTH THEN DON’T JUST STAND THERE COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Stereotypes That I Hate That I Take Personal Offense To
I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.
I got those from black burning heart66. And if anyone reading this hates these too, or feels personal offense to these, repost them on your profile.
You know you lived in 2008 when...
Yeah, I fell for that! Lol.
Now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
I found this really cute thing by MissBlueEyes
Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you
Haha. Isn't that cute?
Funny Love Quotes ( I so don't own these! ) Faves are italicized.
"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
I didnt fall for him...
When you find a real man...
Him: What time should i ask to be home?
Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. ( Ew )
Girl: your amazing
Boy: who do you like
Guys are horrible creatures
Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. ( as gross as this is I find it hilarious because I am that sick and twisted! Hahah! )
Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.
I love him,
Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.
I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
They say kissing is the language of love, "Care to indulge in a little convo?"
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.
We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it. ( Hahahahah! )
Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do
I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! )
He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!! ( an Amanda quote )
I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again.
"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."
Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!
he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.
Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)
I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.
.heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us.
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
GUY: you look familiar
If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing?
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.
When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.
Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil ( hahahah! I like this one! )
Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas
Friend- I feel like I'm the third wheel
Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.
They call it puppy love? why not kitty love?
Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
He Said: How 'bout you whisper those three words I know you're dying to say. She Said: Go to hell.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
A good friend will call your parents Mr. and Mrs. But a best friend will call them mom and dad.
A friend has never seen you cry, a best friend had the best shoulder to cry on.
A friend would stand there laughing at you as you make a fool our of yourself, a best friend, would be up there with you.
A friend would let you have all the blankets on a sleepover, a best friend would leave you cold, and warm you up with a hug when you spit in their ear.
A friend offers you their seat, a best friend let's you sit on their lap.
A friend would tell off your stalker for you, a best friend would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.
A friend turns down the music when you ask them to, a best friend turns it up instead of down and smiles.
A friend never asks you for anything to eat, a best friend opens the fridge and makes themselves at home.
A friend will leave you behind if that's what the croud is doing, a best friend will always go with you.
A friend borrows your stuff and then gives it back a few days later, but a best friend loses something and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A friend would knock on your door, but a best friend would walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
A friend you have to tell not to tell anyone, but a best friend already knows not to tell.
A friend would take away your drink when they think you've had enough. A best friend would say, "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
A friend would help you up when you fall, but a best friend would laugh, and then trip you again.
A friend believes you when you say your fine, a best friend will know something is wrong.
Friends say sorry after a long fight, best friends never fight.
Friends get annoyed at you for calling after they have gone to bed. Best friends say, "What took you so long?"
Friends will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. Best friends will knock that person out.
Friends will try to stop you from hurting the substitute you hate, but a best friend would say, "There's a violin case over there." ( hahah! That seriously happened between Alyssa and I )
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump of a bridge, I go get a paddle boat and save your ass!
Random Things To Know ( I get this stuff from other people's profiles, I think )
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho- things even out.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
My heart is not a playground
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Normal people worry me.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I intend to live forever... so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
I am not weird... just plotting
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry
Questions to Ponder...
Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?
Blonde Jokes Alyssa Gave Me! ( And Yes I Know I am Blonde, But These Make Me Feel Smart! )
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
Told you they made me feel smart!! Well...I might do the circle thing if I was rich :D But that would be because I am just amazing like that.
This is so sad!! I started crying when I read this!! And I rarely cry!!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Oh my God, This is so sad!! It's about a little girl who was abused!! You will copy and paste this into your profile, if you're against this.
"My name is sarah
People, seriously, child abuse is horrible! IT NEEDS TO STOP!!
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (I've proved this one wrong too!!)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted...
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
5 Things You Must Do At The Mall
1. Go on the merry-go-round!!
2. Use those 1 dollar message chairs!!
3. Leave a trail of pennies everywhere!!
4. Go in Halmark, and open all those singing cards!!
5. Look for suspicious looking characters!! ( usually tall, mysterious, and hot! )
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book(Except dances I like to dance!). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year(i dont think so). I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, Tori_Lea, Sara93, imagination57
you no u love twilight when...
-you love Edward Cullen.
Guy's point of view
This is very cute! And even written by a guy!
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!'
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
Give the nice guys a chance
Holding Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
guys: no grabbing!
Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!!
If you haven't stopped seriously stop!
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the
Kind of amazing how stupid some people are...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Fun things to do in an elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
2. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
4. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that
5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
6. Meow occasionally.
7. Holler "Chutes away!"whenever the elevator descends.
8. Stare at another passenger for a while, then
9. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask,
10. Say, "I wonder what all these do."
11. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
12. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
13. Announce in a demonic voice:
14. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes then stop suddenly
15. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap
16. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
17. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches
18. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you
19. Look at your phone, and act as if your reading a text,
20. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
21. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
22. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper,
23. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of
24. When the doors close, announce to the others,
25. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and
14 Reasons To Date A Soccer Player
1. We have the right touch.
10 Reasons To Date a Dancer
1. We can do it in many positions.
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation.
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees.
4. We're used to performing in very little clothing.
5. Underwear doesn't get in the way because we don't wear any.
6. Straddling is our natural position.
7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again.
8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look.
10. And of course Flexibility imagine the possibilities.
18 Reasons To Date An Actress
1. We practice until its perfect.
2. We’re used to role playing.
3. We work well in big groups of people.
4. We’re trained how to project.
5. We’re used to performing in front of large audiences.
6. We’re used to adding to the scene.
7. We love to use our props.
8. We work for the pleasure of others.
9. We do things on cue.
9. After a brief intermission we’re ready to go at it again.
10. We always wear our costumes.
11. We’re used to quick changes.
12. We work onstage and Backstage.
13. We know how to put on a GREAT show!!
14. We do it on the spot.
15. We may take hours to get ready but in the end its all worth it.
16. We can stay in one position for hours and still make it enjoyable.
17. Our mouths know just how to move.
18. We will make you stand up and scream for more at the end.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Seth
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black
3. Your first initial? S
4. Your month of birth? April
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Ughhh I love both of them!! Since I said black up there, I'll go with white.
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Hira
7. Your favorite number? 16
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Never been to California, so I'll go with that one.
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that I'll become a famous romance author.
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (I blame gravity)
( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (Unless I purposely spit it out, than nope!)
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (I think everyone has done that at some point in their life)
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Who waits for the complete stop anyways?)
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (All the time!)
total so far=4
(x) You have run into a tree. (I didn't really see it aha)
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow. (How?!)
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (Dude, it's so not possible! Liars!)
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (OMG they do and I never realized that!)
(x) You just tried to sing them. (...Was I not suppose to?)
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (Shoelaces, chairs, little rocks, what don't I trip over?)
( ) You have choked on your own spit. (Surprisingly, no)
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Never even heard of it. Well, I've heard of the ones used in Algebra 2?? But I don't think that's the same thing...)
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (Oh, my bad, it was)
(x) You just looked at it. (SO what?!)
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (Hey, I know plenty of brunettes more stupid than me!)
(x) People have called you slow. (It happens)
total so far= 13
( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire. (The things I've caught on fire, it was all on purpose)
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (Yeah, and I can't even explain how that happened!It just did!)
(x) You have caught yourself drooling. (Dreaming of hot guy...what can I say?)
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class. (I was tired)
(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (Ahaha yes!)
(x) You just laughed. (Am I that predictable?!)
total so far= 18
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yeah and I just zone out completely until someone gets my attention and I'm like "huh?")
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. (That doesn't mean I'm stupid! It just means I have a bad memory!)
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. (Yeah, it happens.)
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (So what? I'm loud and fun! Ahaha)
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (Everyone does!)
total so far= 23
( ) You have eaten a bug. (Luckily, no!)
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (I probably should be writing and updating my stories, maybe doing homework...)
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Haven't you? Like when you're tired and just put them on all messed up?!)
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (My Ipod, cell phone, money, it all just disappears and its right in my hand or pocket)
total so far= 26
( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (No I do them because they're fun)
(x) You break a lot of things. (Ananimate objects? Yes. My bones? Nope, never. Other people's bones? Not yet.)
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you. (Yes, but maybe its because they don't know any ahaha just kidding...or am I?)
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. (I don't mean it! It just happens!)
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before. (That's what I get for laughing to hard...or trying to reach for a pencil without actually getting up to get it...)
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (Yesh I do, either that or I think of what I'm doing tomorrow, or ideas for stories!)
Total all together=31 (Okay, so I'm only... far off from 18...but that's okay, I still have fun!)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "Can I have your name?"
Man: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Man: "How did you get to be so beautiful?"
Man: "Your face must turn a few heads."
Man: "Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
Man: "I think I could make you very happy."
Man: "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
Man: "Want to see a movie?"
Now this is pretty good...
You May Be A Writer If-
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. (beginning and end, but no middle haha)
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (hellz yeah!!!)
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. (I just love all my characters :) )
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. (not really...)
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (thats what friends are for!!! haha)
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. (on occasion)
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. (yup and I remember how funny I am!)
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. (sadly yes)
16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. (nope)
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. (if I ever get to sitting down and writing the end out is more like it)
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.(like if Delena ever comes onto vampire diaries, I'm rewriting that shit)
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. (allt the time)
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories. (when I'm feelin it)
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.