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Rape is not sexy.

It may add drama to some stories (not all, don't chuck it in to add drama to your flat characters, because then they become cliched, and dumber when you can't write a decent response to it), it is dark, and sad, and a very realistic concept, which is often what people go for in writing, and that's fine, it can be a good plot device (when not employed by an idiot who doesn't know what a semicolon is for), but it is not sexy. So, if I find another one of those stupid stories where an uke says no, and the seme doesn't give a shit, and it's just forgotten afterward, or another drabble about a rape where the person 'lusted/secretly wanted' it (gag), or another torture fic with no point, or another Gorram story in which a little Mary-sue has her virginity stolen in some tragic past, and just seems to get gosh darn forgotten in her glorious endeavors, except when she has a sobby unrealistic nightmare, I will bash you to the best of my ability in a review, and tell every being I know who still uses this grammatically improper cesspool of fan fiction not to read anything by you. There's free speech and all that jazz, and there's the fact that everyone has their own opinion on fictitious works, but rape is not sexy.

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The Name Game by Secret Spy Guy reviews
“Just pick a name, Jake.” My mom would say. “Pick any name you want.” At first I never knew why. When I was young they told me it was just a game. My parents never stopped to explain. We were running...we HAD to play that game... Future Fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,685 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
Fate by Aly K reviews
It had felt good to save a child from a kidnapper, but I think it made us feel even more horrible about our inability to save Reid from one. Hotch's point of view.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2006 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
To the Bone by Oroburos69 reviews
Arkham Asylum riots. Robin is caught inside. So are Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, and Bane. Non-con.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Revenge of the Joker by melimsah reviews
Robin gets kidnapped by an old "friend," and the Titans find themselves searching desperately for their leader, with little luck. Torture, angst, despair, destruction, death... Can they save him? An unusual kind of TT/Batman Beyond xover
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,368 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Robin - Complete
Taking Charge by AiyokuSama reviews
Jason, the feared Red Hood, is struck low by the worst of foes: the flu. Alfred decides to take action.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jason T./Red Hood, Alfred P. - Complete
Mutant Web by DrkMgcn reviews
Spider-Man, X-Men:Evo crossover. The Xavier Institute gets a new student with some 'amazing' abilities. Rating is just in case. R&R. Takes place in an altered Evolution Season 2.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,000 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Applicant by Emma CS Me reviews
He imagined hell to look... a little less like speed dating.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Cassidy
Small Wars by Scribbler reviews
Kitty deals with daily stresses of high school, being skipped ahead and classes where it's more fun making fun of the superbrain than studying. Good thing she has her trusty, cheery, fuzzy best friend to help her deal with those tricky teen tribulations.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Search for a Young Boy by darkorangecat reviews
Time is ticking as the team searches for a missing boy who is witness to a violent crime. Reid-centered. Some disturbing content.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008
Multifaceted by lye tea reviews
Helga G. Pataki was kinda-extremely schizophrenic. /Arnold x Helga/
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Liar by Addicted Archangel reviews
During an investigation, Reid is placed under arrest for the murder of a young girl. As indisputable evidence is presented, doubt rises. After a convicting sentence, the young agent is sent off to prison to serve hard time... No pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,946 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Anathema's Abode by Twisted Creampuff reviews
In dark times, a covert syndicate seems doomed to lose their millennium old struggle when Sam, apprenticed to the legendary Maddie Fenton, discovers a certain dashing, yet elusive ghost hybrid who could finally ascertain victory in their secret war. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,923 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
All That Remains by LawliPop reviews
Something terrible has happened. // AU: SuzakuxCrippled!Lelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Just Running Errands by Lorendiac reviews
Sometimes Diana wonders if Wally will ever get his priorities straight. One-shot.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Wally W./Flash, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Watchtower by Delylah reviews
For two years, Oliver and the members of the Justice League have been without a Watchtower.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Pairing Off by freddylloyd reviews
Vic Stone organizes a sparring session for his new Titans: Starfire, Beast Boy, and Robin, Kid Flash, Wonder Girl & Superboy from Young Justice. He figures everyone will win a few, lose a few. It doesn't work out that way. At the time of "A Kid's Game."
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Victor S./Cyborg, Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin - Complete
Look Through My Eyes by Scribbler reviews
Speedy goes missing. He's eventually recovered, having been tortured by Cheshire for three days and nights. Bumblebee, Aqualad , Mas y Menos and the other Titans must now help him heal, while at the same time reconciling themselves to what has happened.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,163 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Bumble Bee, Speedy - Complete
Intangible Tears by Agent Malkere reviews
Maybe it was the tears that made her help him. Valerie had never thought that ghosts could cry. oneshot. very slight implication of DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
PrologueEpilogue by Het Up reviews
Wally has an adventure. He calls it life.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Farewell Sunshine by dizi reviews
A crime against a young teen has ocurred, against a mutant girl. Follow the detective as she has to fight just to investigate the crime. Rating for language and underlying content. Wolverine, Jubilee, White Queen, Cannonball. Don't forget to REVIEW!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,469 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
Reborn With A Cause by Kaleida reviews
Newly recruited by Oliver Queen, Victor Stone meets Bart and A.C. for the first time.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Victor S./Cyborg - Complete
ER by Simon920 reviews
Robin Dick Grayson is hurt again.
Nightwing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
A Friend for My Birthday by SG-Phantom reviews
When no one shows up for young Vlad's birthday party, what's a mother to do? Fortunately, Jack Fenton has the answer. Fluffy angst, and a healthy dose of JackVlad friendship.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Vlad M., Jack F. - Complete
Painting Shadows by Sarie Venea reviews
Reid is taken from them, then found again. The journey afterwards is often the hardest part.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006
Down To Sleep by rogueandkurt reviews
Have you ever woken up and thought, This is going to be the day that I die? Probably not...But that's how my day started. Gregcentric angst. Post PWF. Rated for Character Death.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Greg S. - Complete
Legacy by ArtImitatesSex reviews
He knew she wasnt coming back from this, he just didnt want to believe it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Pyro, Kitty - Complete
Imperfect Relations by D.K. Archer reviews
Even fictional characters sometimes have trouble seeing past their own noses. Please read warnings slash
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Unexpected Houseguest by volta arovet reviews
No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
Requiem by Ava Cabot reviews
Shayera goes to visit someone who should be dead. Some spoilers for A Better World.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/29/2005
House Call by VincentM reviews
A follow up to Tech Support, Richie tries to figure out why the Watchtower is crashing. The cause is more sinister than originally expected and much more closely tied to Dakota than anyone thought.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Man on the Bench by Simon920 reviews
Dick Grayson's maternal grandfather shows up, wanting to bring Dick back to the family.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,836 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005