Nightmare Romance
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Joined 08-16-08, id: 1668923, Profile Updated: 03-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Pokémon.

Some facts about me:

I write for pleasure, not for profit.

I greatly appriciate feedback.

I am happy to co-write with people.

I hope you like my stories :)


"I can't pretend to be much of a judge of poetry, I'm an english teacher not a homosexual."- Stephen Fry.

"St. Paul's letter to the Corinthians... Here we go: Don't do bad things, only do good things. Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you. Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your Granny in a bag. Never suck all the juice out of a vampire. Never lean over on Tuesday?? (takes drag out of joint)"- Eddie Izzard.

"Noel: Dont make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow. Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter? Noel: No, with a motorbike made of jealousy"- Noel Fielding and Simon Amstell, never Mind the Buzzcocks.

"I had a really great incident with a homeless bloke the other day... that sounds fairly dodgy."-Russel Howard.

"God dosen't limp."- Hugh Laurie, House MD

Bo Burnham - Shakespeare Rant

William Shakespeare was a verbal cun-tortionist
He could bend his words in the way a contortionist bends his frame without hope that he could with a name like William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare some some of you seem lost look
Say your name was Robert Frost and you couldn't write that would suck
Well I guess you could always go as Bobby Frost and own an ice cream truck
He was balanced like a simile and could stack metaphor five six at a time and rhyme into the very last line of a soliloquy which finally said outright with a previous 77 rolling hinting at
He had puns and quips and tons of trips of sons with ships with nuns with hips and buns and lips but I had something that Shakespeare never had
See it hadn't been invented yet back then they only had "quill"-icillin
Hey it's not that hard bard
I'm sorry I got a bone to pick with you William
So if you could just listen up here and listen to this theater queer's theater query here and maybe act like a real artist for once in your life
Say Van Gogh and
Lend me your ear
You're not a writer
You're a writer like fucking Hulk Hogan's a street fighter
You write these dramas
You accumulate your wealth
You hold nature as to a mirror of yourself
Just because you're messed up doesn't mean we are too
Just because you want to bang your mom doesn't mean Danish princes do what
Who? Yeah Hamlet Shakespeare that's right the young prince whose father died at the hands of his uncle with whom his mother lied sound familiar?
It's the fucking Lion King
You stole from a Disney movie you androgynous douche what's next
The story of a French king on a quest to find his lost son Nemo?
Oh and by the way poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense make


Napoleon wanted his generals to be lucky. I don't think he would have worked with me
Each bird must sing with his own throat
Waiting for the end, boys, waiting for the end
Games lubricate the body and the mind.
Racing is 99 per cent boredom and 1 per cent terror.
O liberty! O liberty! What crimes are committed in thy name!
Ugliness without tact is horrible
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball!
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Hello Eveybody!

Please feel free to talk to me or leave a review!


Finally sitting down to write a proper story.

SO-HO-HOOO...I'm gonna write a Final Fantasy 7 story. I was surprised at the lack of Before Crisis stories at least I couldn't find any. So I want to write some random little stories about the other Turks, Rod, Revolver, Shotgun etc. So I'm open to any requests, if their's a Turk you want a story written about l shall do my best, so please let me know.

The first chapter for Rod's story is up so please read and review etc.

Maire Ruth

This child is a legend! She's my number 1 fan!

This section of my profile is dedicated to Maire-Ruth. Let's hope that someday she might write a story! I will be there with my book of critisim held I can throw it at her head and ask "What the feck kept you?"

She's awesome though, yo. We are currently co-writing a Twilight Fic! Oc and everything..well I'm helping her it's all her ideas and everything.

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Écouter: Training the female Turk by NiuNiu reviews
Elena is having insecure issues of being a Turk and who else but Reno decides to refresh her training privately - in a very reno-like way.... Rated for mature sexual content in later chapters, RELENA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Elena, Reno
Sedated by Childish Sadism reviews
You are just so perfect, but a little bit insane. Nobody can see how lovely you are but me. I'm the only one that can help you, but you don't want my help. If only you knew how much I understand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mental Help by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Gilbert is the newest patient in the teenage mental hospital where his parents put him out of concern for him. There he finds acceptance, getting over his problems, friends, and even a lover. Eventual Germancest. Will be sensitive material. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Rosie by dramagoddess202 reviews
Rosie's small voice whispered, "Who's my daddy?" Tears welled up in my eyes. I thought about it for a minute. How much she looked like him, how much she wanted to know who he was. I had never forgotten his name. Gregory House… House/OC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,568 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - G. House - Complete
Stills From Five Lives by redcherryamber reviews
100 word drabbles about Rufus, Tseng, Reno, Rude and Elena. These will probably be quite angsty. Nothing above a T rating.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Rufus, Reno
Blue Moon by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Moony and Padfoot look at the full moon together. Short drabble, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Take Me Out by KogasMySexyBeast reviews
All it took was one little bet and Kai Halsey was plunged into the dark world of the Turks. Reno thought he was getting some cash and a good time. Was he ever wrong. The winner of this bet is anybody’s guess. OCXReno Please Review! Chapter 2 is now up!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Reno, Rude
Oh Captain, My Captain by Elycat reviews
Noon and Dusk reflect on Monday's death. Oneshot.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Mimicry by Aeris888 reviews
Because what is perceived is vision, and conceived an act. Keats, Ellen and a conversation over a cup of tea
Folklore - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Keats, Ellen - Complete
Magic through Time by SiriuslySlitheenTimeAgent reviews
It's the summer before 7th year when Hermiones suave cousin comes to watch over her...bringing the 10th Doctor with him. Read to find out what happens
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Ways to annoy House by biology.shadowflower reviews
40 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Vicodin addict and his staff. Implied HousexWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
All That I Am by harlequin44 reviews
Folklore fanfic - What do adult men and women do when they are alone in a room together? - Both humor and drama, as Keats and Ellen both deal w/ what they really are and how they really feel. Future lime, possible lemon.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/21/2008
Breath of Life by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Did you know you can drown but not die? Rose is drowning, and dying, but the water isn't to blame for both. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,787 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
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Mask reviews
A story about death and the lives that some after it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Yamask/Desumasu
Liepard reviews
An unforeseen and tragic event forces Touko to reflect on her Cheren's relationship. Random drabble, some light Checkmateshipping. Please R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Hilda/Touko, Cheren - Complete
TURK reviews
From the day his entire life was changed to the day he saved Midgar. The Turk named Rod. Rated M violence and swearing and possibly worse in later chapters
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Rod
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