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Hannah. 20. The one with the boobs. ;) Music lover. Aspiring writer. Crazy. Sexy. Cool. 'Nough said. :)

Favie Pairings: Hotch/OC, Hotch/Prentiss, VladislausDracula/OC, EO,EOC, PerryCox/OC, SS/MM, SS/OC, SS/SB, SB/MM, MM/AD, SB/OC, MM/HG, JackSparrow/OC, SS/HP, Dean/OC, Morticia/Gomez, Wednesday/Joel, and EmmettCullen/OC, and since reading 'Bitter Echo', Bellatrix/Voldermort. To check out 'Bitter Echo' (which is a fantabulously written story) by LazyCatfish27 go to my favorite stories. I think it's the first one.

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The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Macbeth. What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during PoA, but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S.
When Nothing Goes as Planned by MoneButterfly reviews
Emily always had her entire life planned out, but having a drunken one-night stand with her boss and getting pregnant with his baby was never a part of it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,840 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/16/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Shades of Fifty by BriLee7796 reviews
The Books are told from Ana's POV. But Shades of Fifty is told from Christian's. It begins after his visit to Claytons, picking up where E.L. James left her Shades of Christian at the end of Fifty Shades Freed. It follows the storyline of the books and much of the dialogue and email will remain very similar to keep the integrity of the plot! I claim no rights to CG/AS/dialogue.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,326 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
KINDERGARTEN by SamanthaReese reviews
You've seen what the team is like now, but now you'll get to see what they were like in kindergarten. Also, all the characters are the same age.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,319 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Our Child by MoonAngelNine reviews
The heat of battle can cause one to do weird things. Hermione must deal with the concequences from the night after the Final Battle against Voldemort. HG/SS, HP/GW, RW/OC, OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dracula and Lara by Draculaluvsamy reviews
Dracula is back, and searching for a new bride. But that could be a problem when his old brides turn up! who will he choose? And what about his daughter...
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,646 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Dracula
Hotch's Baby by PagetPaulson reviews
Emily gets pregnant with Hotch's child. What happens when he doesn't want it? Will someone else take the role of father? Will Hotch regret his decision? R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 36,100 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Noises by greengirl82 reviews
The team overhears noises that sound like Hotch and Emily are getting it on. Eight shot. COMPLETED. Winner of 2012 CM Profiler's Choice Award for Best Humor/Comedy
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Facebook Fun in the FBI by karoanton reviews
Just a Facebook fic I felt like writing. Reid/Seaver and possibly some Morgan/Prentiss in later chapters. Note: the review button is your very best friend I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - A. Seaver, S. Reid
Crazed Bellatrix by MeganBellaRoseBlack reviews
Bellatrix doesn't take her pills and the result is a series of events that both amuses and annoys her precious Voldy. Read&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Random Word Generator OneShots by jekkah reviews
Just some random one-shots based on three words from a Random Word Generator to get my writing moving. All will be Hotch/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Goddess Gone Wild by SunnyInOregon reviews
Nominated for the 2012 Profiler's Choice Awards - Best Rossi/Garcia. Garcia sends an email to Morgan only he never gets it. "In this email I detailed how I would like to strip this profiler naked, tie him to my bed and do unspeakable things to his delectable body," Garcia said hurriedly.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - P. Garcia, D. Rossi
A Lovely Little Distraction by aslycsi1315 reviews
Over the course of a summer, teammates Morgan, Prentiss, Garcia, and JJ, begin to use iM as a way to deal with the stress of the work. However, they run into problems when Hotch believes it to be a distraction…..
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
No Touchy by SSAFunbar reviews
Fun one-shot involving Reid, Garcia, and brownies.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
A Few Drinks Later by KricketWilliams reviews
The morning after a huge celebration, Garcia, Prentiss, and JJ wake up to more than they bargained for. A take on The Hangover Sort of . As usual, I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Grass Is Always Greener by Flames101 reviews
It's Halloween and Garcia has chosen the team's costumes. JJ laments over her best friend's choice but quickly learns that the grass always seems greener on the other side. JJ/Hotch with the entire team making appearances. One-Shot. CCOAC halloween piece
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
The Education of Dr Reid by life.in.outer.space reviews
Early Season 5. Reid is stuck in the BAU because of getting shot. While he's stuck there, Garcia decides to educate him on the one thing he doesn't know all about: the internet. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
HOME RUN! by LoveHGSS reviews
This is something I came up with after watching one too many Orbit commercials. It's ridiculous, stupid, and makes no sense at all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/9/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady by flashpenguin reviews
Pen calls Reid over to help her with a delicate problem concerning her cat Sammy. What should have been a sorrowful good-bye leads to a comedy of errors and a HUGE revelation. Two shot!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid
Scruff by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Garcia blushed and repeated what she just said in a more…non-hormonally charged way, "I was just saying you looked very nice with your beard, sir." HotchGarcia, oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - [P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
The Memoirs of Nathanial O'Killarny Addams by Timballisto reviews
Collection of WednesdayOC oneshots spanning pre-The Addams Family to post-Addams Family Values in no particular order. Rated T for Wednesday's usual dark humor. !UPDATE!
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Wednesday A.
Secret Liaisons by Naidoo reviews
Who would have thought a positive pregnancy test found by Sections Chief Strauss could reveal so many inner-office relations? Implied JJ/Rossi, Hotch/Prentiss as well as M/G. I usually never go that road, but for this story I threw it all overboard LOL
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Surprise by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Prentiss and Hotch are together and are expecting a baby. Each team member helps her in their own way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Life After The Hangover by crazygal27 reviews
Sequel to The Hangover. Find out how the team get on after they returned from Vegas. Did anything else happen they have yet to find out about? Can they keep to the agreement they made with Strauss? Who's pregnant? H/P J/Ro Re/OC M/G.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Secret Vault of Uselessness by r.i.p. musictaco reviews
A compilation of various AU parodies, crackships, slash/femslash, sailor mouths, the works. Not related to my other stories and certainly not related to each other. Full information inside on what to expect. Happy traveling.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
Seminars by greengirl82 reviews
Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, Hotch and Emily wind up in a Sexual Harassment class.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Reid and the Spinny Chair by Angel Sun reviews
Reid, Morgan, and a Spinny Chair... nuff said XDDD
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Control Your Anger Spencer! by lazywriter123 reviews
Sequel to "Spencer Snaps". Spencer starts taking anger management classes...see the insanity and craziness unfold!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2011 - S. Reid
Sparks by nebula2 reviews
Garcia, Reid and a bag of Life Savers. Just a regular day at the office, Right? Fluff piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Late Night Surprises by Pocket Full Of Dreams reviews
SSA Derek Morgan wakes up in the middle of the night, ready to protect his wife, but all is not as it seems... one shot! Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Caribbean Vacation by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
Rossi makes an oddly out of character gesture and invites the whole team to an island on the Caribbean. So, let's run this over: They're on an island. In the Caribbean. For a week. Alone. What could possibly happen?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Hotch's Shopping Disaster by United Profilers reviews
Hotch goes grocery shopping, the rest of the team tags along, much to the BAU leader's dismay.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
BAU FTW by LoveHGSS reviews
The BAU is on Twitter! I couldn't resist a little H/P moment, but it's the whole team. Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Stranded: The Aaron Hotchner Story by Please.Insert.Name reviews
For forty years they travelled through the desert... Okay, it was more like half an hour, but with Reid rabbiting on about everything under the sun, to Hotch it bloody well feels that long!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Reid, a socially awkward, borderline asexual male. Hotch, a stoic, heterosexual ex-married man. When they go undercover as gay lovers, it will totally work... right?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Stuck Like Glue by hxchick reviews
Hotch and Penelope discuss a job offer. Written for the CCOAC Theme Song Challenge
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Whose Are These? by greengirl82 reviews
Garcia comes into the BAU early and finds a pair of lacy underwear in the break room and sets out to find out if it belongs to JJ or Emily.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Karma Verses Aaron Hotchner by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Aaron Hotchner is actually having a good day for once. Fate just can't have that...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Criminal Minds is Just Awesome by Noraque reviews
Based on the famous Discovery Channel commercials. What could be better for our favourite criminal profilers after a hard day of catching unsubs than to sit back, snuggle with a loved one... and sing? Hotch/Prentiss
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Finding a Place to Dump the Body by sienna27 reviews
TV Show Episode Title Challenge - Prompt Set #12: Title Challenge: The Assistant - Story 3 of 3 in the Finding'verse. Prequel to Finding a Tree. A few months before H/P get together, Hotch gets a hot new assistant and Emily gets jealous
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Hangover by crazygal27 reviews
The team celebrate in Vegas after solving a hard case. However when they wake up the next day they don't remember a thing.Why can't they remember? Who has tattoos? Who woke up with who? Who got married? Who's missing? Idea from the movie, The Hangover
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,793 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Too Much Temptation by crazygal27 reviews
Emily Prentiss overhears her boss confessing his feelings towards her and decides to have a bit of fun with the new information. Written for Dr.Reids girl Hailie-Jade, as requested. Rated M for a reason.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Wonderful Wizard Of Wait, Where Are We? by SevereInsomnia reviews
Harry has a dream and takes the Order along with him. What will they do? Who will they encounter? And why is Harry wearing ruby-red trainers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P.
Burning Love by Flames101 reviews
JJ's attempt to get back into the dating game just in time to have a romantic Valentine's Day is thwarted when an old flame gets in the way. JJ/Hotch. M-Rating. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
IKEA Bliss by Flames101 reviews
JJ attempts to 'gently' encourage Hotch to use the IKEA provided instructions. One-shot. Chit Chat on Author's Corner Round 4: Pick Your Own Pairing Challenge Fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
The Killing Lights by Lamia of the Dark reviews
AU: Voldemort kills baby Harry. Bellatrix loses her unborn child after shielding the Dark Lord from a Killing Curse. Their child's death causes Rod to abandon Bella, leaving Voldemort to care for her in her current fragile mental state. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Roommates by RiddletheSphinx reviews
Scarecrow, Two-face, Riddler, and Joker are living togother read to find out what happens
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Mummy Dearest or MiMi Love? by minerva's-kitten reviews
Summary: Mummy Dearest has arrived....can Mi-Mi save the Dumbledore girls from certain torment and snap some sense into their father? ADMM eventually!XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Gotham's Got Talent! by JimandSteve reviews
Join the Summer's new show, Gotham's Got Talent, as the Joker, Batman, and Donna judge to discover Gotham's finest!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alfred P., Joker
The First Bride by angelofire reviews
Natasha heard the cocking of a gun and her heart leapt into her throat. She was frozen in fear; Natasha wanted to burst into the room to put a stop to whatever was happening inside, but her fear was holding her back.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2005
The rarest thing in the Addams family by negschainsaw reviews
Morticia and Gomez will discover something that is very rare in their relationship.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Cool is What We AIM for by ElphieTheAlto31 reviews
What happens when Bella decides to download AIM on the Cullen's computers? lol Edward tries to be cool, witty banter ensues, Emmett gives everyone a hard time! Read to find out what else happens......
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Exquisite Corpse by Kali Cephirot reviews
Morticia requests for Gomez help to tie her corset........... breath-play, WAFF in the Addams sense of the word. ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Gomez A., Morticia A. - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Minerva in Heat by FlamingToads reviews
Minerva is in heat. Rolanda thinks it's funny. How will this effect Minerva and Albus. And who will be the first victim of Minerva's strange actions? Woo! Chapter 5 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Breakfast by lost logic reviews
What are the professors up to when the students aren't around? Betting on the students? Surely not! Find out what's got Hooch breaking out the Monopoly, why Trelawny is on the edge of her seat, and what our favourite Gryffindors have to do with it! R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2008 - R. Hooch - Complete
bitter echoes by Lamia of the Dark reviews
A poem based on my fic, Bitter Echo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Vibrator, the Witch and the Painting by sylvanawood reviews
Are there sex toys in the wizarding world? A bushy-haired witch is determined to find out. And what do the paintings have to do with it? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dracula Meets Achmed the Dead Terrorist by Bobby Rae reviews
Based on Jeff Dunham's 'Spark of Insanity' and VH, can get a little iffy on religion, so if you're easily offended, don't read this. intended one-shot, but I'll consider writing more if the need to comes up- that means REVIEW people!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Spiders on Skin :: Blood, Sugar, Coal by greenovalfruit reviews
The Addams Family/NCIS x-over :: Abby's services as a babysitter are required at the Addams household. What an extraordinary fit... in more ways than one. Some violence, blood play :: femslash :: M/A :: Review please!
Crossover - NCIS & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Abby S., Morticia A. - Complete
Le Petit Mort by TheStoryGypsy reviews
“How desperate you must have been…” Now, he was moving around Verona’s coffin as Marishka’s back hit the wall. “To sleep with Velkan Valerious.” – oneshot Marishka learns the hard way that infidelity is not tolerated. Especially with Dracula’s enemy.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Igor's Secret Journal by jwhaler82 reviews
A look into the miserable life of Dracula's newest underling.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Anywhere the Wind Blows by sylvanawood reviews
Hermione gets a Valentine present, but has no idea who sent it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tiene reviews
My own little love story for Sandor Clegane. I'm not much at summaries, so just check it out. Sandor/OC. M for later scenes & language. IAlso note I've taken some creative license where the Hound's back story is concerned, but not overly much. Hope you enjoy.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sandor C.