The Liverpudlian
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Joined 08-17-08, id: 1669860, Profile Updated: 01-18-12
Author has written 18 stories for South Park, Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl, and Simpsons.

Hey, people and welcome to my profile! It's lame, but... oh well :D

For an introduction:

Age: 19
Sex: Male (and very, very MANLY)
Location: Somewhere there, in the middle of Europe. In Germany, like in the west of it, you know. Where so many people live and you'd just love to find me out and come to rape me. If you're hot, you may, by the way. Anyone? :D

Hobbies: Being desperate (as seen above), actively playing table tennis, writing (obviously), caring about sports (especially and exceptionally soccer), and other stuff, that I can never think of at the right times

Favourite TV Shows: South Park !!! (although the last episodes have been awful, doesn't hurt the show's legacy though), The Simpsons, Two and a half men and this and that (I don't watch that much entertainment TV, and I never even watch The Simpsons or South Park on TV, always on the Internet with the original voices)

Favourite Music: Bands: e. g. Billy Talent, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Sunrise Avenue, The Beatles. A female French singer, called ZAZ, whose music I love despite not understanding one bit :D and Italian fusion jazz artist Raphael Gualazzi, who finished 2nd at the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest in Düsseldorf (which is like... right next to where I live). He is awesome, really, really awesome. Aside from that, I listen to just about anything. I also have a bit of a passion for Irish folk music, because my dad used to play his cassettes in the car, and because the two of us traveled to Ireland (and Britain) very often. It's become my favourite country. ...AND I have a fetish for national anthems... I don't know why ;) xD

I like my country, as well, I do. It has amazingly pretty scenery, if you go to the right places and a rich and definetely interesting history, although some of it ruined us, but... oh well. :D

My name's Henrik. Swedish name, yes. I also have red hair, which is really Irish. And also I have a last name that might appear to be French (it isn't, however, as it ends with the letter compination 'dt', which is undoubtedly German), and I am 100 % German. Cartman would like me... but I love Kyle! (I do, I'll marry him!)

As you might have guessed I'm somewhat gay, although I'm bi. Then again, that's not really enough to describe my sexual orientation... I'm weird, I know.

That's about it now... bye!

PS: I'm basically out of the South Park fandom and will likely never update any of my stories again. But I'm keeping this profile up, just in case. :P

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Camera Whore by Sanity on Strike reviews
Cartman, to his delight, discovers a wonderfully dirty secret of Kyle’s. He then uses it to blackmail him into doing even dirtier things. Reluctant Kyle x Cartman. Later Stan x Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Hello Kitty Socks: A Collection of Betters shots by Lillyfan123 reviews
He's loved her from the moment he saw her socks. This is where all of my Bebe/Butters stories will go. Cute crack. Ratings will vary eventually. R&R if you like, otherwise I wont post my dribbles. Complete! Final chapter lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bebe S., Butters S. - Complete
Dummies by Lillyfan123 reviews
/EXPLICIT LEMON/ Bebe gets jealous over something stupid and Kyle has to clear up the misunderstanding. Characters are much older; enjoy! Kybe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bebe S., Kyle B. - Complete
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Butters' List by Youkai Of Hearts reviews
Butters has a list and has decided he can do them all! Butters x Everyone Hardcore Yaoi, Shonen-ai, Cross-dressing, Chapter 4 is now up!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Butters S.
One point Five Miles per Hour by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Rings by Tenshuki reviews
Hazumu and Tomari get in a fight about Tomari not wearing her ring. Can a bit of flirting from a mystery genius help? Yes, yes it can. Hazumu's POV. Oneshot. R&R
Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Singing and Dancing by Kyle by whitemokona234 reviews
Stan is peeping in on Kyle's alone time! What will happen next? Style fanfic don't like don't read asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The List of Couples by dark-night-sky reviews
Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Need You Too by Fantasyof-theRaven reviews
Kyle is locked away in a tower by an evil fatass who bought him from his parents, he spent every day alone until a strange young boy come tumbling into his window, It's a Style Thing
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
2013 by Cinvxten reviews
After the historically short WW3 ended with a nuclear bang, America is left with a new government. But could these dark times be enough to destroy what was thought to be most powerful? Love and friendship? South Park, Alternate Universe, rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'm Scared by Sweet Possum reviews
Kyle keeps seeing some scary and horrible images that can't be stopped. what's going on?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
Forbidden urges by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Cartman has always "liked" Kyle...did he possibly like him TOO much? What happens when his sexual urges get out of order? Non Slash, rated for disturbing scenes/swearing/sexuality.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In The Attic by Sweet Possum reviews
Cartman finally finds real live friends that actually listen to him. but unfortunatlly, those friends are felines.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
This Is The Last Time by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
WARNING: KIND OF ALMOST SORT OF SAD ENDING; anyway, Kyle is moving away and it's a one-shot for him and Stan. : R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Of the Obsessed and Abused by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle and Stan find their relationship, and possibly Kyle's life in jeopardy when young Ike begins to develop a rather unhealthy obsession. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Cartman's Passion reviews
Back to school... the problems start again. This time, however, it's more severe. Kyle's POV, Kyle/Cartman, Character Death. Chapter Nine: That Look
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Stan's Power of Convincing reviews
Stan thinks he and Wendy should not go to class for once. / Stan/Wendy; OneShot, Lemon; Rated M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
An Unpleasant Holiday reviews
Lisa is dragged along to a holiday at a distant friend of Bart's. Will she enjoy it anyway? / Lisa Simpson/Kyle Broflovski, OneShot, potential multi-chapter story.
Crossover - Simpsons & South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Lisa S., Kyle B.
A Peaceful Night reviews
Hazumu and Yasuna conclude their "fun day". OneShot, Yasunu/Hazumu friendship, Hazumu/Tomari.
Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Fighting The Cold reviews
Wendy and Bebe are cold, but have their methods to warm each other up. SEQUEL to "A Swimming Session", please read that first. Wendy/Bebe Femslash, Lemon, OneShot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
A Swimming Session reviews
Wendy finds an interesting way to ease her confusion. Wendy/Bebe, Femslash, OneShot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
The Aspects of Kyle reviews
Ike has a plan... but also a big problem. Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Ike being brothers, OneShot, lime
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Last Place To Go reviews
Stan resorts to something, even he doesn't think is right. Stan/Kyle, implied Stan/Wendy, Stan's POV, mostly Stan's thoughts; In Memoriam Robert Enke
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Slashy Temptation reviews
Style find themselves in a rather odd place. Style Slash. weird story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
This Is How It Goes reviews
Something horrible happens to Stan and Kyle is there for him. Kyle/Stan strong friendship. To all Stan lovers: DO NOT READ this, please.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Game of Football reviews
Cartman's always a bother. Stan/Cartman, slash, lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
It Was My Pleasure reviews
Stan passed his driving test. Can that be? Stan/Kyle, Slash, Lemon/smut, OneShot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Clyde Frog's Sweet Vengeance reviews
Artemis Clyde Frog is out for revenge, isn't he? Clyde Frog X Kyle / Cartman's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
An Unwanted Love reviews
You can't choose who you love. Kyle/Wendy Stan/Kyle friendship OneShot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
South Park Love Drabbles reviews
Love Drabbles, multiple chapters. Slash but others, too. Please leave some ideas for Drabbles and Pairings. Fifth Chapter: Craig/Tweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Love Develops In Bad Times reviews
The boys were taken hostage by murderers and Stan and Kyle are making the best out of their situation. FINAL chapter is up...StanXKyle Slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
You're Crazy, Dude reviews
Weird talk between Stan and Kyle. StanXKyle Slash, OneShot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Like A Brother reviews
My first story... StanxKyle OneShot. don't exspect much of this.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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