AsherRose
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Joined 08-17-08, id: 1669995, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hi! My name is Rose. My nickname, for reasons I cannot understand is Sunshine Bear. I am twelve years old, and in sixth grade. I am short, and I have grayish blue eyes and blond hair. That does NOT make me a dumb blond.

I am very odd, probably because my parents are total dorks. I guess that's where I inherited it. ;P I am in the "gifted" class at my school, and I also take an "Independent Reading" class with one other girl. Later in the semester, we are supposed to be sent up to the Junior High to join that Reading class. I am relatively sure that we will be eaten alive.

I LOVE Twilight, Maximum Ride, Eragon, and Tamora Pierce. I could go on for a very long time, because I love to read. Those are some of my top series. I did read Pride and Predjudice, and it was actually very good. I also liked the movie, which I saw later. Currently, I am really into The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is an amazing book, and I would recommend it to anyone who like the huge, epic fantasy type of books.

I am obsessed with fanfiction. Writing and reading it keep me sane between books. The worst part of fanfiction is waiting for authors to update. A curse on all good authors who start writing a good story than abandon it! There is nothing worse on the entire surface of the earth! I feel kind of hypocritical now that I did that to one of my stories. But I'll make up for it, I promise!!

A few years ago, no one wanted to be a nerd. But now, everyone wants to be one. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a nerd bringing geekiness back into style.

Random and Useless Things

Whenever I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I have a tendency to yell, "MACHINE GUN!! I WIN!!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you have good aim."

"If the doctor is Carlisle Cullen, screw the apple."- My friend Kylie

"If you're Sunshine Bear, then I'm P.O. Bear." My friend Liz, on nicknames.

If you hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u hate it wen ppl tak lik this, copy&paste this in ur profile

I absolutely love this:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires, and he knew it wasn't right, but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together, and that you are the awesomest person ever.

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For the first half of our childhood parent encourage us to walk and talk, but for the second they just tell us to sit down and shut up

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute."

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Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
Silver Wind by Goldflamesphinx reviews
Summary: A dragon joins the Fellowship in disguise as a human. Tries to find acceptance among mortals, and falls in love. Tenth walker. Not Mary Sue, I think. LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Legolas
Eyes of Jade by Lost and Never Found reviews
She was odd, even by her world's standards. But the mind behind those startling jade eyes was exactly what Alagaesia needed. And it was exactly what they needed. MurtaghOC, ThornOC, AryaEragon briefly . Slight AU, things happened differently after Eldest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,359 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Murtagh - Complete
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Harvest Moon reviews
Bella should be happy, now that her murder is avenged and she has crossed over. But she still remembers Edward, and the love they had on Earth. So when she is offered the chance to return to Earth, she accepts. But there is stil danger for her..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Haunted Midnight reviews
The Cullens expect Forks, Washington to be no different from any other small, rainy town they've lived in. But it is different. Because there's someone in their house who's waited 200 years to tell her story..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,478 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strawberry Ice Cream Summer reviews
Short story, all human. Bella works in an ice cream stand, where she secretly crushes after a gorgeous emerald-eyed mystery man. Suddenly, Bella finds herself fighting for Edward, even if it means mixing it up with the most popular girl in school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy Unleashed reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
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