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What do you do with a B.A. in Humanities?

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Love and Other Historical Accidents by PacificRimbaud reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf with a grudge. It will require the combined power of their intellects to get them home. Too bad they despise each other
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,506 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 11/20/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 182,437 - Reviews: 4626 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 4,766 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Manacled by SenLinYu reviews
Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 384,000 - Reviews: 5341 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Astoria G. - Complete
Inked by sarenia reviews
One dream per year. Her name in his handwriting. It wasn't enough, and the longing would only get worse. Soulmate Dramione written for the Hermione Smut Fest 2018. Very explicit lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/22/2019 - Published: 2/18/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Every Precious Thing by Thunder and Blue reviews
"It's supposed to be easy," she says as the ashes fall into the sea. "The life you have after you save the world is supposed to be easy." It's not long before the Gaang admits that things might have been simpler when they were fighting a war. -A series of scenes in an undeservedly tragic life- (Post Series, non-Korra compliant)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 3/6/2018 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Toph
Hero of the Day by floorcoaster reviews
Life is about the little things. WARNING: Off screen (absent) character death. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thursdays by withered reviews
"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 1/19/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 346 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Pitching It Perfectly by BecuzYo reviews
Beca x Jesse fanfiction from Pitch Perfect. Beca's not used to feelings that aren't coming from making music, but she's got a lot of them nowadays and it's mostly directed at Jesse. Following Beca and Jesse's ups and downs after the finale. I don't own these characters or the music mentioned.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,573 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Beca M., Jesse
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 12,390 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13470 - Favs: 7,979 - Follows: 4,908 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lords of the Gangland by LeeCullen89 reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot, bad, gangsta fella who is a new kid in the Chicago underworld. But refusing to pay his respects to the big, ruling Godfather, his arrival is not welcomed. Bella is said Godfather's estranged daughter who becomes Edward's prisoner. COMPLETED STORY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Country for An Honorable Man by ofwingsandthings reviews
As the crown prince, Gendry has grown up in a life without choice. But when he gets the chance to chose, he finds himself with a sea of consequences he could have never predicted. Suddenly, events spiral out of control and Gendry is forced to flee King's Landing alongside his impetuous bride to be, and now they must both decide what they truly want, and if it's each other.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,169 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Arya S., Gendry
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
This is Our Story by ThursdayNext88 reviews
A series of events in the life and relationship of Arya and Gendry. From when they first met, to when they realize their feelings, to the unknown future. Based on the prompts for Arya x Gendry week. Modern AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,304 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Caffeine Boost by thewordsofalullaby reviews
It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,607 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20557 - Favs: 14,158 - Follows: 5,740 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Charred Metal and Hope by SuperNatasha reviews
Arya Stark is a wolf, and a wolf cannot quite become faceless, not when she is haunted by the memories of her past- and one face is particular. These are her lessons in Braavos. Each chapter represents a lesson. Arya/Gendry mostly. Spoilers for the series and fan theories. TW: There will be explicit scenes of a violent/sexual nature.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Arya S., Gendry, Nymeria - Complete
Comfortable by Lady Illiya reviews
Gendry knew he would never be as comfortable with any girl the way he was with Arya, but he never knew how easy it was with her until he had to try with someone else. Gendry x Ayra, Gendry x Sansa/Alayne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Arya S., Gendry, Sansa S. - Complete
Red Winter by SaturnineSunshine reviews
Winter comes and the wolf princess and the noble bastard find each other. But they are both so drenched in blood it can never be the same again. Post 3x08.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
A Movement in Five Pins by AutumnEnnui reviews
There are five pins in an average lock. Five miniature puzzles to solve, of which she had always had the key. (One-shot)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Stages of Attraction by aliasphan reviews
Jesse's POV on his transition from friendship to his growing attraction to this dark, mysterious girl. Mostly in canon to start, will roll off slightly toward the end.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,635 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
The Blood of Wolves by hasitsclaws reviews
AU: He knows exactly what she's asking him to do, too. And he knows it's a path they likely shouldn't follow if they had any common sense about them. So he leans down and presses his mouth to hers anyways. Delights in the taste of her– sweet like figs and little sips of spirits. And also something stronger, more primal like the blood of wolves.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Melted by SLJones reviews
Also known as: "The Five Times Gendry Made a Scene, and the One Time He Didn't." Basically, a 6 chapter long exploration into the relationship between Gendry and Arya, from their time on the King's Road to their future in Winterfell. Gendry POV.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
just like a song in my heart by stopthenrewind reviews
It isn't moving in until she has her toothbrush in Jesse's new apartment…or so Beca tries to convince herself. (Or, how Beca realizes she is kind of sneakily moving in, to her complete and utter mortification.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Working Title by aelysian reviews
She's impossible, but he's never been a quitter. Beca Mitchell / Jesse Swanson
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Happy by definitelywalkerbait reviews
She was happy. And proud. And grateful. Disclaimer: The Walking Dead belong to Robert Kirkman and AMC. No copyright infringement intended. *Warning*: Major character death.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
I've Written Pages Upon Pages Trying to Rid You From my Bones by Jack E. Peace reviews
Jesse's honestly not sure there is a cure for the writer's block that's been plaguing him for weeks. That is until a mysterious girl with too much eye makeup walks into the coffee shop one morning. AU
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
What's not said by amateur-hourd reviews
They were stuck in her throat. All she had to do was blurt them out. Come on, three little words.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Cinder and Smoke by Jack E. Peace reviews
"Fine, but it's your cat. I don't want anything to do with it." "You say that now but soon, Beca, even your heart will melt."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
The not-exactly-a-break-up breakup by amateur-hourd reviews
The first time...didn't exactly go as planned.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Background Music by miss.eli reviews
Movies might not be Beca's thing, but it gives her an excuse to hang out with Jesse, even though she'd never admit that to him (heck, she can hardly admit it to herself). Alternate/missing scenes leading up to and after the big ICCA kiss. Slightly OOC.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Los Angeles, I'm Yours by Jack E. Peace reviews
"Beca figures that she's not so alone after all because everyone here is heading toward something or running away. She can't decide which one she's doing." Beca and Jesse's life in L.A.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,430 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
You Be The Reason, I'll Be The Rhyme by Fanbutnotsopitchperfect reviews
The last time they're together is never the last time. Beca/Jesse future fic
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
i think about this girl all the time by chthonically reviews
Jesse's absolutely, pathetically in love with Beca Mitchell. No, really, it's kind of disgusting.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Making a Moment by monroeslittle reviews
falling in love with him isn't a big, sudden thing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
I Wanna Be Your Girl by kshearten reviews
She just wasn't the marrying kind of girl. But that wasn't the problem. The problem was that Jesse was the marrying kind of guy. And he hadn't asked yet. One-shot Future Fic.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Quiet by CheshireGrinn reviews
He's never known such a quiet. FUTURE!GENDRY/ARYA
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
Taking Liberties by Babette12 reviews
Alone, running a subsistence farm in New Hampshire, Bella is visited by a wounded Revolutionay War soldier. Written for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10878 - Favs: 12,460 - Follows: 12,918 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14851 - Favs: 12,016 - Follows: 8,198 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marietta Edgecombe's Valentine Revenge by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,549 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Home by jennde reviews
Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,043 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 214 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Gold by SweetsC reviews
When another relationship goes wrong, Bella decides it's time to take fate into her own hands. That's why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU fluff with PLOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,421 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Wrong It's Right by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
A more lemony version of Clary's birthday when Jace takes her to the greenhouse, Rated M for a reason
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6073 - Favs: 10,682 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2966 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11482 - Favs: 12,111 - Follows: 6,057 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6143 - Favs: 9,554 - Follows: 5,428 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Was Only His Baby by Juliamine reviews
Alice and Bella want what any couple wants, a baby. Bella asks her best friend Edward to contribute to the cause. He agrees but on one condition. B/A and B/E pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crack the Shutters by Ish Cat reviews
Edward has just learned that he had cancer. Him and Bella decide to go on a cross-country road-trip to expreience everything he hasn't yet expreienced...with a few little bumps along the way. AH EPOV. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jelly by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
What happens when firefighter Edward comes home to a messy house, crying children, an emotional wife, and burned dinner? Very fluffy. All Human. All Edward POV. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Screwing Up by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
They Knew by madcowre reviews
She knew something was wrong when he stopped touching and telling her 'I love you' back. They knew what they were doing was wrong, but they were too far gone to stop. Continuation of 'She Knew'. Now a Three-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 407 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 5,690 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 385 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mild Spring Day by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella thinks she’s pregnant. To show their solidarity, Alice and Rosalie take pregnancy tests, too. When the wrong test comes up positive, hilarity ensues. Possibly Crack. AUAH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Servant of Ares: one shot by poo235 reviews
AoE contest entry: "Recalling the Tale of Amor and Psyche, I conceived that love was even difficult for the gods." Can the story of Bella's great-grandparents help Bella as she struggles with her feelings for an afflicted Mycenaean soldier?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BEWITCHED: THE SWEETEST TABOO by Jasline Devereaux reviews
Edward unsuccessfully tries to fight feelings for his stepsister, Bella. Bro/sis fighting, jealousy, assault, perverseness,angst and comedy. Viewers Discretion Advised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,636 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Infamy by jennde reviews
Sample submission for the Age of Edward contest. Hawaii, 1941. Edward and Bella are lifelong friends, about to face their growing feelings for each other in the midst of a national tragedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under My Skin by bethaboo reviews
Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beneath the Silent Moon by brighterthansunshine28 reviews
I’d never wanted anything or anyone as thoroughly or desperately as I wanted Bella. I wanted her to be mine. I wanted to possess her utterly. I wanted her to bear my name and my children and to be my wife. Submission for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lavender by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Entry for the "Age of Edward" Contest. A microdot of lavender and the push-pull of song at the Woodstock Music Festival create a beautiful couple making a love that you can't be sure is real... Mature; Lemon; 2nd POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Beauty In the Breakdown by notnowgarrison reviews
Edward Masen was not expecting to have a woman collapse onto him on the Metro. It was natural to get defensive - but Bella Swan, columnist, is quite defensive, too. Dedicated to all people who live in Washington, DC, or ride the Metro all over the place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Forever by LauraACullen reviews
Here's my take on what happened to Bella and Edward, their friends and family, and their world in the hundred years after the end of Breaking Dawn. One shot written for the TwiCon '09 Fan Fic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Moments by Adribug354 reviews
The Institute is huge...why is it so hard for two teenagers in love to find some privacy?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9266 - Favs: 17,153 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherly Pride by ebhg reviews
Edward and Bella take Renesmee to Seattle for a day trip six months after Breaking Dawn. Fluff, fluff and fluff. This is a stand-alone outtake from my story Bonding with Daddy. Written for Father's Day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
1oo Ways by bellmaree reviews
A fanfiction1oo setup. I am not going in order. Newest fiction: #o33: Too Much. Anna/Georg.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Anna, Georg Z.
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Finest Wine by behappy101 reviews
Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews
After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
StarCrossed Souls Slow Dancing by prosopopeya reviews
The deaths haunt Georg and Anna both, propelling them forward a little, and in that push toward maturity, they find that they've taken a step toward each other as well. Georg/Anna, post-SA.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Anna, Georg Z. - Complete
Bella & Edward's Infinite Playlist by Twilighter620 reviews
Twilight meets Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist in this entry for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Rated M for smut, language, and a good time!
Crossover - Twilight & Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Intimacy by shouvley reviews
Bella is married to Jasper and has been sleeping with Edward for a year. Now Bella has to tell Jasper. Crossover with movie Closer. For SMC contest. B/J & B/E Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In My Girlfriend's Freezer by Rogue12158 reviews
Sometimes, Edward really doesn't know what to expect from Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
A Father's Immunity by miss-blanche reviews
The time comes for Renesmee to learn about the concept of imprinting and Edward steps up to the plate. A look at the father/daughter relationship between Edward and Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 280 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Over Spilled Milk by apocalypse cabaret reviews
There's no use crying. AU. All Human. In which Edward Masen isn't a stuck up jock, Emmett McCarty isn't a transvestite, Alice Brandon isn't ADHD, and Rosalie Hale isn't glued to her mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete