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Author has written 3 stories for Death Note.

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I am random as . . . my boyfriend's fuzzy pink handcuffs

-Songs that rock yer sox-
Death Cab for Cutie-I Will Follow You Into the Dark
Coheed and Cambria-A Favor House Atlantic
The Killers-Spaceman
The Offspring-Youre Gonna Go far Kid
Cartel-The Fortunate

Stories: Jeevas and Keehl, You Have Everything, Not So Many Words

Chapters: J&K: 9 Everything: 1 Not So Many Words: 1

In Progress: J&K chapter 9

My Awesome Blog by your one and only marshmallow sadist
_Hey pplz who are looking at dis horrible horrible profile! there it is kiddies. Meh deviantart account. Go look if you dare, and please remember that I am not to be held reponsible for anyone who falls and breaks their neck trying to run away from the ungliness of my work. Just kidding. Go ahead sue me. Oh Jeevas i am so sorry, so very very very sorry. I can't believe I havn't updated in such a long time, and the chapter sucks anyway! T_T So angry at myself. Ugh. And the stupid hospitals and interruptions and everything. Erh. Wow I would rant for three more hours but I'm too tired. HAhaha yeah gotta go beat some ideas out of my muse . . . fun. Later dears _

I AM: a redhead, a girl, five-foot-five, a Death Note junkie, an artist, Irish, so creepily obsesssed with anime, a freshman, a strange person, alive, a music lover, an antisocial hermit who lives of pocky, just kidding about the last one, a people person, generally classified as emo or scene, straight, hyper, a gatorade addict, a sugar-whore, overjoyed when i get reviews wink wink

So sorry to all of you I have hurt with my bad wording, I am just grammatically inept.

Anime/Manga I Like: Death Note, Black Cat, Loveless, Vampire Doll, Vampire Knight, ShutterBox, School Rumble, Junjo Romantica, Uta Kata, and Naruto a little bit.

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Operation: Prom Wammy? by StrawberriBlood reviews
Wammy's House is going to host their first-ever super prom. Mello, Matt and Near are going to crash it. Why? Because Mello's secretly an online prostitute, Matt is made of sexy, and Near is...fluffy...T for Humor/Fluff/Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Mello, Matt
Breakdown by Demon Hiei's Girl reviews
Matt's life was broken down into half-hearted schemes, lots of rushing around, and hidden motivation that could only be triggered by the one person who's ever meant something to him. MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Matt, Mello
Fecking Diary by Songfic Misstress reviews
Mello starts to write a journal. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of confused, scarred, chocolate eating blondie. "Betching blog" now up and this is rated M.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Mello, Matt
TOMODACHI 08 by kakkujapojat reviews
Throughout their childhood, Matt always kept his feelings a secret. He never told him how he felt. But as they grow older, it becomes harder and harder for Matt to conceal how he feels about Mello any longer. Is the best thing to just stay away from him?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Want it Take it Love it Keep it by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
LxMello. L has always been a brat. If he wants it, he takes it, even when he knows its likely to get him into trouble. Warning: Slightly AU. Explicit sex between a minor and an adult in later chapters. Child abuse. If that isn't your thing, don't read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,906 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mello, L - Complete
Truth Tapes or Can't spell family without L by Crazy4Moony reviews
L finds tapes about Wammy's inhibitants. They watch them, and find out stuff that they're not supposed to know. How does the Wammy-family function? And what's between L and Mello? Matsuda and the others would like to know! CHAPTER SIX IS RATED M SO BEWARE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,078 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - [Mello, L]
Kisslude by translucency for summertime reviews
He was just at the right height that his head fell at my collarbone. It seemed to me like the perfect fit. Secretly, I had really wanted him just to stay the way he was. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Promise by Damien-Damien reviews
When Ryuuzaki made that promise, he never really thought the boy would remember it for more than a month. AU, language, shonen ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Superfly by Sherrri reviews
Mello sees Matt at his most heroic when they face down a new and fearsome enemy: the giant, evil fly that buzzes around their heads at night. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Jealous To Say The Least by Arcade Doll reviews
Near is jealous of Matt and decides to try and break up Matt and Mello's friendship, but it backfires. ... MattxMello. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Windowsill by VoucherMono reviews
This was their first meeting, simply sitting on that windowsill, and Matt had no idea how much this small exchange would change his life..." Slight shonen-ai MattxMello. A collection of drabbles with a plot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Matt, Mello
For Honor and the Corner Office by Sherrri reviews
AU. Matt competes with his coworker, Light Yagami, for the corner office, and he is determined to win at all costs. This requires his roommate, Mello, to pretend to be his girlfriend at the company Christmas party. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Quintessence by twentyfiveraven reviews
If you could pick him up, all his quintessential facets, all his broken shards, and glue them back together with your memories, what would it be like? Mello/Matt, oneshot, some shonen-ai, non-explicit violence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Waiting Room by Sherrri reviews
Mello waits for Matt at the dentist's office. Randomness and a magazine quiz ensue. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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Not So Many Words reviews
Mello was sure he could face dying, but could he face it with Matt? Could he face it any other way? -Oneshot- MattxMello, kinda sad. Really sucky summary. Rated T for nothing! YAY!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Jeevas and Keehl reviews
Matt's getting a new roomate, hmm wonder who it could be. Rated for slight language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Matt, Mello
You Have Everything reviews
Some fluffy little angst ball. Supposed to be about Matty and Mello dying, kinda poetic.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete