Hattori Sei
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Joined 08-17-08, id: 1670133, Profile Updated: 11-14-10
Author has written 17 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Ranma, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Doctor Who, Homestuck, House of Night, and Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗.

Avatar inspired by fic written by 'it walks alone'.

Gender: Female

About my stories: All stories are slowly being worked on, but I've also got two users I'm Beta'ing for, Nymph Ranko and kyra516, so things are slow-going. I will get a new chapter of everything as well as the first chapter of several new stories out when I can. Happy reading everyone!

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

To every girl that has gone through all of the above, thinking she would never have her happily ever after, you will find it. I know I did. (WavesWindWhirlpool)

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"

And if you can, add another line!


We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

1 scary way to break up
This is so wrong...so it just kinda freaked me out. I don't really believe this but this is sooo scary!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose.
However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful !! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life! DUMB !!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah's ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die!


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

Guidelines of life:
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.Immolated cockroaches.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

A: Easy to fall in love with
B: Amazing kisser
C: Great kisser
D: Very very easy to fall in love with
E: Can kick your ass
F: Loves it
G: Doesn't give a shit
H: Fucking hot
I: Has one of the best personalities ever
J: can be funny and dumb at the same time
K: Crazy
L: Has beautiful eyes
M: Very good kisser
N: Easy to fall in love with
O: Crazy
P: Popular with all sorts of people
Q: A animal lover
R: perfect person to date
S: Makes people laugh
T: Awesome kisser
U: Has a Smile to die for
V : Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: hot
Z: Loved by everyone

A: Easy to fall in love with
R: Perfect person to date
I: Has one of the best personalities ever
A: Easy to fall in love with
N: Easy to fall in love with
N: Easy to fall in love with
A: Easy to fall in love with
N: Easy to fall in love with
O: Crazy
E: Can kick your ass
L: Has beautiful eyes
A: Easy to fall in love with
L: Has beautiful eyes
L: Has beautiful eyes
E: Can kick your ass
N: Easy to fall in love with

H: Fucking hot
Y: Hot
U: Has a Smile to die for
U: Has a Smile to die for
G: Doesn't give a shit
A: Easy to fall in love with
H: Fucking hot
I: Has one of the best personalities ever
N: Easy to fall in love with
A: Easy to fall in love with
T: Awesome kisser
A: Easy to fall in love with

N: Easy to fall in love with
A: Easy to fall in love with
M: Very good kisser
I: Has one of the best personalities ever
K: Crazy
A: Easy to fall in love with
Z: Loved by everyone
E: Can kick your ass
U: Has a Smile to die for
Z: Loved by everyone
U: Has a Smile to die for
M: Very good kisser
A: Easy to fall in love with
K: Crazy
I: Has one of the best personalities ever
N: Easy to fall in love with
A: Easy to fall in love with
R: Perfect person to date
U: Has a Smile to die for
T: Awesome kisser
O: Crazy

Itachi -/ \-
Deidara o\/
Zetsu \o.o/
Tobi @
Sasori -.-
Kisame =0_o=
Hidan o.o
Kakuzu .
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

(Got this from "Xenonwing")


Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

Die Voice Actors!

No longer shall we stand for crappy voice actors, such as using a woman with a squeeky voice for a 6-year-old, getting different voice actors when a video game already has a cast and voice actors who are honestly painful to listen to and show no emotian. If you think this too, copy and paste in your profile!

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Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 276,758 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 4,084 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,100 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6775 - Favs: 11,597 - Follows: 10,614 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,812 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Lord of the Wind by teddyaccount reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5751 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Under the Milky Way by Kelun reviews
Everything came together to make the boy in the newspapers into the boy waiting on the rooftop with windy hair and cloudy eyes. Kaito expected Conan Edogawa, but found Shinichi Kudo. / slash/mpreg/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,662 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Girl's School by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Akane attend St. Hebereke's School for Girls. It's a Ranmachan story, yeah, it's been done too many times before, but you know, whatever.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,280 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Ranma, Akane
Wings on which to Fly by SlashnYaoi reviews
Up For Adoption Yaoi!Harem. Started out as actual story, now just one shots of sex. Mostly blurbs from other story: Legacy of the Uzumaki. May add more/different pieces of smut as I go on. Naruto is a different kind of creature in these!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/5/2007 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,339 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.]
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Betrayal by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Naruto has it. He is the Hokage! But when he fonds a hidden book left by the Third, he finds a terrible secret that will rock him to the core. Rated M for certein things in the future. NarutoXHinata maybe other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lightning Guard by Ruinous Crow reviews
In a world where magic doesn't exist, a normal Harry Potter goes to Namimori in able to escape from his relatives. But then he meets the crazy baby Reborn and Sawada Tsunayoshi... Varia Arc now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,322 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,568 - Follows: 4,491 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 6,495 - Follows: 7,057 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Their Boss by xX.Chu-Chan.Xx reviews
They had turned their backs on him... After that fateful day he had killed... They looked away from him. He then wishes to go back to the time when his friends wouldn't fear him... and the next thing he knew... he was back in his old room ten years ago...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 243,814 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Inconceivable by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the face of a DNA analysis Kaito can't deny, he begins uncovering the rest of his family's secrets. Too bad he's not the only one looking.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
FALLACY by IaminlovewithVegetaandTrunks reviews
There is no such thing as muggleborns, the ministry steals pureblood children from dark families placing them with muggle families... PREG and MPREG, Hr/BZ HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,521 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Blaise Z.]
Midnight Rendezvous by L'ApresMidi reviews
Just because John Watson refuses to spy on Sherlock,doesn't mean Mycroft won't find someone else to do the job
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mycroft H.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3768 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10695 - Favs: 12,344 - Follows: 8,361 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Dokushu, The Poison Master by Kairomaru reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 2,875 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Invictus by Katarina99 reviews
Harry Potter has spent seven of his eight years in mind numbing boredom, so when a strange man appears out of no where, half blinds him with a tube that emits blue light and starts babbling about how he shouldn't exist, what else could Harry do? Can the universe survive The-Boy-Who-Lived and The Oncoming Storm working as a team?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
The Blood Angel by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Naruto's 16 and he learns of the two bloodlines flowing in him. Namikaze the Doujutsu Shintengan. Uzumaki The power to command the seas, but when Red Feathers start showing up, and a great threat rises, he's the only one that can stop it NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,756 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Sakura H.
New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 204,331 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Two Men by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Post-SBURB drabbles of a lonely Gallifreyan and a false god crossing paths, more than once. Really just exceptionally short character studies, I guess? The Doctor's regeneration phase is unspecified, but generally personality-wise similar to 11. - Chapter 1: "Two men stand at the end of the world."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dave S.
Meet the Recruits by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Describing what led each charachter to join RED. Rated T for language, violence, gore and suggestive themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,765 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Black Phantom by Black Phantom 1412 reviews
Back when the KID first flew through the night on his wings of white, he was joined by another fellow phantom who flew on wings of black. Now with the new KID, will he return to the sky?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,298 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Meeting the Undertaker by DragonlordRynn reviews
The Black Organisation has to hide before the FBI and discover a terrible secret...
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Gin, Undertaker - Complete
The Plot Bunnies Are Eating My Brain! by Nobody Famous reviews
Alternative based drabble series - KID VS: One wrong phrase pits Kaitou Kid against the King of Goblins over the fate of a lost *read: kidnapped* not-child. Who will win? It's...huh. Didn't see THAT ending coming...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Rhapsodie Noir by Kindredness reviews
"The man in black had never known fresh air." A short drabble on the dark agent who's sabotaged so much for such unknown reason.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
O Pandora, Pandora, Wherefore art thou Pandora? by cand13 reviews
"What would you do if you ever find Pandora?" "I'd destroy it." "What if you can't?" "I'll find a way." "And if you wanting to destroy Pandora turn us into enemies?" Kaito x Shinichi
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,206 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
The Nokke by TalaDentro reviews
Challenge: Harry accidentally gets a potion dropped on him and discovers some changes… every beast finds him irresistible! Now Harry must play "keep-away" from the beasties within the castle who will fight to the death to possess him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lightning Sparks of Rivalry by Writing Contradictions reviews
Lambo and Beezlebub are placed in a day care center together.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Lambo, Beelzebub IV
The Sun and the Moon Above by aestheticisms reviews
He was composed of constellations, and oversized coats. - Rose Lalonde, the Tenth Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose L. - Complete
Three Thieves by Ysabet reviews
Co-written by Ysabet and Rednightengale. Adversaries can become acquaintances and acquaintances can become friends; it takes time and it's difficult, but anything is possible- especially for Kudo Shinichi and the Kaitou Kid.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 839,456 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
That Which Is Precious by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry has lost everything to the war, someone decides to step in and give him another chance, will he heal in this new and strange world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P., L - Complete
Troll Army by IgirisuK reviews
Izaya, Karkat, and Prussia are three of the most gifted trolls in history. What happens when they team up? A collaboration with my friend MysticJadeShoe. Enjoy.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Too Many Coincidences by BC reviews
Alex Rider is not the only child in dire need of therapy. Meeting a boy named Harry, he gets a chance to peek in on the wizarding world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Two Faced Love by Vatala Darkmist reviews
Glasses and scars are all it takes to bring out the two sides of Gamzee. All he needs now is a two headed coin flipper to complete his image. Batman References. Kismesissitude/Matespritship.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Terezi P., Gamzee M. - Complete
Apocalyptic Literature by brumalbreeze reviews
It was all over. At least, to Karkat it was all over. Everyone he knew was dead, and he was the only one left. It didn't even matter what color his blood was now, because everyone was gone, and he was the only one left. AU, Beta, JohnKat-ish
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Karkat V., The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
Accountant? by Bumpkin reviews
The Weasley's have a squib relative they don't talk to or about, he works at a muggle bank they think he's something called an accountant , but actually their relative works at 'The Bank' under a different name – Smithers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Brave and the Bold by Katty008 reviews
Superhero AU. It is not their villains that define them, but their relationships with each other.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
The Adventure of the Blue Box by SJF96 reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson encounter a strange man, a blue box, and a confounding number of extravagant, impossible, and contradictory clues. Translation of L'affaire de la boîte bleu by Twin Sun Leader
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
ANBU Magic by Wish Porter reviews
What if Harry was sent to Konoha after fifth year? What if he befriended a certain blond? Harry meets our favorite blond and decides that he has to get stronger. Look out Hogwarts, Harry's back! Full summary inside. AU, slash, yaoi, ignores HBP and DH. HIATUS, UNDERGOING REWRITE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Naruto of the Four Dojutsu by dracohalo117 reviews
What if the Kyuubi's chakra unleashed something long thought impossible...behold Naruto of the four Dojutsu, NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,756 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Of Pink and Purple Ponies by Skye Silverwing reviews
Conan has to watch a Certain TV show and has some Magical Dreams. One Shot.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Fast Food Free Style by cooliochick5 reviews
Heiji gets a job at McDonald's, along with an unsuspected surprise
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Heiji H., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Hero's Awakening by VegetaPrinceofDarkness reviews
DBZNaruto crossover. Gohan has left home to go on a journey to become stronger. Along the way he ends up in the village hidden in the leaves, where he may learn what the true strength of the human spirit is, and just what it really means to be a hero.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,828 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Gohan
x amount of words by PwnedByPineapple reviews
In which two golden-eyed strangers arrive in Ikebukuro, Celty has a memory, and the past is usually best avoided. Shinra/Celty. Post-FMA original anime. Spoilers for FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/6/2011
A Sudden Personality Change by a-study-in-starkid reviews
Before the Prime Minister pulls the Stormbreaker trigger, he has an announcement.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Rubeus H., H. Sayle - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 4,168 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Then It Hit Him by occasionee reviews
Shinichi and Kaito get mistaken for each other with the worst possible timing… by the worst possible people. Oneshot, crack. Be aware of a very messed up DC/MK timeline.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Saguru H.
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
What One May Call a Chance Meeting by nurr reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. That is, a chance meeting between Celty and England.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2011 - England/Britain, Celty S. - Complete
Pyromaniac: Uzumaki Naruto! by The Magnificent It reviews
With great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately, no one told Naruto this. When through a bizarre series of events he becomes something much stronger, he will be lead down a path that will define him anew.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,758 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Journey's Detour by angelwingsonline reviews
Insprired by Alaena F. Dragonstar's "The Travelers Chronicles" the story is meant to be an alternate ending/continuation of the third chapter: Alchemist. Kaito and Shinichi meet more of the FMA characters and get involved in a big case.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
TUAOA Naruto One half by adngo714 reviews
adopted by Kage Bijuu. His adaptation was adopted by Sleepless Demon...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
The NotSo United States of America by Deadlyshewolf reviews
When America's away, the states will play...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Yuurei Ryoushi Naruto: Spirit Hunter Naruto by kyugan reviews
Request by Nero Sparda. Uzumaki Naruto has always wished to be accepted, to have some link to a family, to never be alone. What if someone offered to grant that wish...for a small service fee? Elements of XXX-Holic, Bleach & One Piece...Interested Yet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Missing Persons by Katty008 reviews
Inspector Megure has had enough. Kudo Shinichi WILL tell him the truth. Shinichi glanced at the paper, confused. "This is a Missing Persons report. I suppose you're expecting me to ask why it's been filled out with my information?"
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Off. Megure, Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
The Lost Clan by Red Eyes Black Dragon Master reviews
Once not to far from the village Konoha there lived a clan of very powerful ninja gaurded by the Kyuubi. Until just before the fox attacked Konoha, the entire clan was killed off except for one child. Now that child is to be confronted by his past demons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,971 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Final Showdown by khay reviews
Shinichi Kudo faces one final hurdle before he can bring the Black Organization to its knees.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Boss - Complete
You Can Have it All Revised by opopanax reviews
Revised version of my story. Post OOTP. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
His Constant Companion by Twin Kats reviews
The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings a storm in his wake and he was one constant companion. Death. / Slash Danny/Doctor / Oneshot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Danny F. - Complete
Certain Values of Immortality by Asuka Kureru reviews
'I have to admit, Tantei,' says Kid, 'when I handed you Pandora back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' For my Baby Meme. Now a series of oneshots!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Angels of Power by StormyFireDragon reviews
What happens when Harry gets his magical Inheritance. Things are not going to be well for the Dark Army. Harry will lead the fight, but on his terms. Dark Weasleys - Creature Harry kind of. Rated MA just in case. NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,431 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
An Unusual Christmas Story by Daisuke Kazamatsuri reviews
It's midnight Christmas morning...and Shinichi has an intruder.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Memories of a Former Life by black mage wannabe reviews
When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen
Yoko no Konoha by Azteka reviews
Naruto smiled brighter than the sun as he hugged himself, imagining he was hugging Ka'a, the Kitsune. The big, fluffy blanket-feeling returned the sentiment. Naruto knew that he should fear and hate the fox-demon just like the way the villagers hated and
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oberon by kyugan reviews
Piccolo thought the afterlife was Hell, but through the machinations of fate, and a wily Guardian/Deity, the Super Namek is about to learn the meaning behind the words 'What Fools These Mortals be'. No Pairings yet, Early Fairy Girl Wendy!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,396 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Piccolo, Wendy M. - Complete
Discipline Issues by tsuanyue reviews
Just a quick tag/epilogue to the wonderful Movie 14. I know we aren't supposed to question movie canon too seriously, but some things have to be said... by Satou, Takagi, Heiji, KID, and especially Conan.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Rain Song by kyrilu reviews
He hadn't heard his rain song in a while. The sky still cried… But when he tried to listen, there was nothing. KaiShin.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.] - Complete
Obliviate by whitelonewolf reviews
Harry is obliviated by a revenge seeking, unstable Lockheart. He has no memories of anyone or anything. Harry doesn't really care, but then, he doesn't know what he's missing. He's innocently taken with the world of magic and eager to be free to explore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,880 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Good Intentions by tsuanyue reviews
…and you know where those lead. Less than half the trouble Shinichi gets into is because he's nosy. Really, he's just too nice for his own good. Something Kaito takes advantage of. KaiShin.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,374 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 210 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Freedom Dreamer by fringeperson reviews
Harry went to the goblins and emptied both the Potter account and the Black account, which he had inherited from his godfather Sirius. With a little more of their help, he left England behind and was given the chance to start a new life... at sea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Shanks - Complete
Purple Eyes by snakeofdreams reviews
Naruto never believed in Kami like everyone else. Kami had never done anything for him. No, he believed in a god much more...real. Watch as he changes the lives of the most unlikely people. Yaoi, pairing not decided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hidan
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Idiosyncratic Resilience by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] "Did you know that when I was five years old, I fell out a third story window?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wait For It by Unbidden-Angel reviews
Just a little quicky I did about what went through Harry's mind before and after the Goblet spit out his name. Done in two minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Immortal by chicogamer17 reviews
Azula finds the prison of a powerful being. How will this affect the war? Evil Naruto, NarutoxAzula
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
30 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
A list of things we demigods are not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2010
Similar Differences by siany reviews
Crossover with 'Harry Potter'. T just to be safe. Naruto gets transported into Harry's bedroom and has the hard task of getting home. Complete, Re-edited, Finished
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demon Siblings by Lord Retro reviews
HPxover Harry apparates himself to Konoha at the age of 6, where he befriends Naruto and Hinata. They train with Kyuubi to become powerful before Harry receives his Hogwarts letter. How will the wizarding world handle Harry the ONI ANBU? NiceKyuubi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Casework by Basser reviews
When the improbable becomes the impossible, House and team find themselves struggling to treat a mysterious boy with an equally baffling ailment. Of course we all know how appearances can be deceiving... -Detective Conan crossover-
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,950 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., G. House - Complete
How the chunin exams should have been by Senge Waber reviews
A slightly stranger version of the final chunin exam, where the sound invasion never takes place. Slight coarse language. Chapter 7 fixed up because of a hole pointed out by a reveiw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8793 - Favs: 19,746 - Follows: 7,946 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
KitsuneDragon Knight by Isom reviews
Naruto has been betrayed and he gains the power of Kyuubi and a powerful new ally Team 7 bashing. Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,509 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Prophecy by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] As the Aurors took Harry's wand and bound his hands, Mr. Weasley stared on in mute horror. "Harry, what have you done?" Harry grinned, looking satisfied despite the blood running down the side of his face. "Why, I'm saving the Wizarding World of course."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Birds by SethMaxwell06 reviews
When Harry Potter first moved to Namimori with his godfathers, he never expected anything exciting. After all, with Voldemort dead what else was there to do? Then he met Hibari Kyouya and it went down hill from there. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., K. Hibari - Complete
Naruto: The Kunoichi from Hell by wei2vile reviews
FemNaruto. Pairing:Haven'tdecided. Naruto has obtained some help from a stranger that will help her absorb Kyubi quicker and create a newbloodline. WIth her new powers she will now raise hell in Konoha. Rated M for Mature. LanguageViolencemaybSkin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,411 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15064 - Favs: 8,599 - Follows: 6,494 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Witch's Apprentice by sonoci reviews
He doesn't believe in magic and yet Conan has become Akako's apprentice. As his own powers slowly unravel, they'll cause events that'll change the future, rekindle the past and bring light to the present.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 411,246 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akako K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
One Hell of a Truth by KSA Key-chan reviews
As Lucifer finally pushed passed the massive mahogany doors, the first priority was to get rid of that large black cape and change into something nicer and more comfortable. -Second Omake to "Birds of a Feather", rated T for language-
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Still Not Ginger by LeonaWriter reviews
The latest regeneration was... irritating, to say the least. His clothes were suddenly too big on him, and he still wasn't even ginger. Instead, he got blond. There is no 12th/Future Doctor listing. Written to be thrown at Hydok.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kaito K. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 989 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
A lonely soul by candinaru25 reviews
A Harry is Haku fic. Harry is alone in a world he feels he doesn't fit in. Freinds and mentors use him as a tool. A way of life he knows all too well. Two people stand by his side where others abandoned him. Harry/Naruto Luna/Neville
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Fox Mistress by Sniper Zero reviews
Naruto takes up Kyuubi's offer of turning him into a hanyou but after his transformation, he finds himself turned into a female. Now, Sasuke wants her as his mistress so he can build a stronger Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ticking Faces of Clocks by LeonaWriter reviews
At Kaitou Kid heists, no one was supposed to get hurt. Due to sniper activity however, Hakuba Saguru violates that rule in order to save the Kid. It's a good thing there's a Doctor nearby, and that the detective always carried more than one timepiece... Part one of the Children of Time AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
Faerie Thief by mangaluva reviews
When your whole life is an act, what's left when the show is over? When all you are is a dream, dare you try to come true? Living in dreamland is not so pleasant when all around you are nightmares... rated for dark emotional scenarios and death.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,647 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - M. Sera, Kaito K. - Complete
A Different Genealogy by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,598 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Mission Accomplished by mangaluva reviews
Just a little oneshot that was meant to be for April Fool's Day. Damn weather. Should really be a crossover, but that would spoil the punchline :P A cracky possibility for a completely unsatisfying resolution to DC XD
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Gin - Complete
Team Fortress Hetalia by Cestrescir reviews
Meet the blue team, one of the biggest group of misfits you will find in this game of capture the intelligence. What's this? The red spy is in the base! Rated T.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Romeo's a Montague by Katty008 reviews
Shinichi comes to save Aoko a little too late, and they end up discussing an arrested, comatose thief of mutual acquaintance. KaiAo, shinigami!Shinichi.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aoko N., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Jikkendai by Marie9 reviews
Nine months after the simultaneous disappearances of Heiji, Shinichi and Saguru, FBI agent Jodie Starling and others begin to tug at the strings leading to the reasons behind the vanishing act while Kaito finds family that he never knew he had.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 4,768 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Phoebe's Magic by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
In Harry's Fourth Year, he informs Cedric of the Dragons, but what if Harry was different from the way everyone thought of him, more-so than they could HOPE to realize? This comes out in the First Task...and it changes everything. CDHP VKHG RonBashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6244 - Favs: 11,155 - Follows: 4,256 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Into The Woods by Liv Tinuviel reviews
Hermione finds a spell in a book in the library, and the Trio decides to try it out. The results are...well dressed. Includes a special guest appearance by certain royal siblings. Review please, I'm new at this sort of thing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Destroying Pandora Is Harder Then It Looks by Katty008 reviews
Kid is taking too long to return his last heist, and that inadvertently puts his littlest critic in danger. Fearing the possibility of his enemies catching up to him before he finishes his job, he contacts Conan in hope of keeping Pandora away from them.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Of All the Things by pervert00 reviews
Of all the missions Tsunade could've given Naruto, he just had to receive the one where he has to give a lecture on Kekkai Genkais. Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Phantom of a Thief by peppymint reviews
As Fyliwion recently pointed out, the Black Organization doesn't leave loose ends. Unfortunately for them, Kaito got away. Watch as the phantom thieves of the world train him to be the best that he can be. Main crossover Lupin III, mentions of others.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kaito K. - Complete
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Path of the Kage no Arashi by Heytze13'sDemon reviews
Sure awakening a bloodine that is more powerful and older than any other and the death of a demon sealed inside of you solves all your problems, NOT. Follow Naruto as he sets out to do the Gods bidding and ridding the world of evil. A storm is coming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,972 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Seduction of Kudou by White Mage Koorii reviews
KaiShin; When something is around long enough it, inevitably, becomes one of your most cherished things. //Sequel to Seduction of Kid//
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3532 - Favs: 12,964 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Beauty of Red by Chasingyesterday reviews
In a near-death situation, Naru Uzumaki unlocks her bloodline. How will this affect her life? She’s not completely sane either. FemNaru, FemShino. Story is better. Code Geass Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,844 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto and the Dragon's Belt by Cybertoy00 reviews
On the advice of his long-lost mama, Naruto enters the world's most glamorous tournament, hoping the glory will help in his goal to be Hokage. But first he has to deal with the overwhelming amount of weirdos he's up against, including familiar faces!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,058 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Desert Flower by Saravi Boo reviews
Gaara has a secret. How will the world react when it can no longer be hidden? Spoilers through episode 32 of Shippuden. Romance is blooming. NaruxGaara. Not yaoi. Intrigued? Please read and review! First in my Secrets & Lies Series. Rating Changed because the M was just me being paranoid with my first published story. It could really go lower but we'll stick with T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
The Art of Being a Malfoy by Dreamwriter613 reviews
The light has lost the war and Harry is given to Lucius Malfoy as a pet. Lucius sets out to teach Harry what it means to be a part of the Malfoy household. Slave-fic! rated M, SLASH, HP/LM/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by Stalker of Stories reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots and some multi-chapter short stories that don't deserve their own entry. Mori/Harry, most non HPatHC compliant. Summaries on my profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.]
New Kids by mangaluva reviews
Kobayashi-sensei invites the Shonen Tantei-Dan to a summer camp, where they'll meet a lot of kids their age that they've never seen before. She thinks. Oneshot, crack, all Koorii's fault
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/28/2009 - M. Sera - Complete
Inspector Auror by Stalker of Stories reviews
As part of his Auror training, Harry is assigned to work with the muggle police in Tokyo. No prominent pairings, short story, Epilogue cancelled due to it not wanting to be written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,309 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
The Seduction of Kid by White Mage Koorii reviews
ConanKid; Because logic, logically, shouldn't work on a being so reality breaking as Kaitou Kid.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,290 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
The Case of the Hidden Epidemic by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Conan has stumbled across a mystery. This time the victims are much closer: the students of his elementary school. With Genta and Ayumi hospitalized, Conan will need to solve this case quickly. But then Ran gets hospitalized.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,433 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Just Like Me by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Assuming a certain Hellsing line occured at the same time period as a certain Phantomhive line. The two meet as an order from their Queen. What will happen when they realize just how alike they really are? Possible pairings, theories, and ...madness.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Integra, Ciel P. - Complete
Naruto of the Array by Burning Blood reviews
When Sarutobi Hiruzen finds out that an eight year old Naruto can't even read his own name he decides to take matters into his own hands. Who would have predicted teaching the young Jinchuriki to read and write would start a legend never before seen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Adult Arts by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,029 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crash and Burn by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash A deadly encounter with an enraged uncle causes Harry to be injured to the point the only way to save him is to merge his human body with his Animagus form. His new instincts pull him in a direction he does not want to go. A direction of Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,657 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Summer Solstice by Yan Takagawa reviews
After several months in which Kaitou Kid failed to return his last heist jewel, the thief sends a note to two detectives, asking them to meet him. On this day, when so many events collide, what can result from this twist in time?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Saguru H.
Naruto Namikaze Fallen Tenshi by Artdog15 reviews
Naruto during the battle on the bridge grows black angel wings. Join us as Naruto begins his journey to be known as The Fallen Tenshi in all corners of the Elemental countries. Pairing is NaruYugitoKoyukiRinFemHaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Conan's Vengeance by mangaluva reviews
How many times has Kogoro thumped poor Conan? Perhaps it's time he had his revenge... Crossover crack-fic that does not have anything to do with any of my other fics. Enjoy.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sōta Higurashi, Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Different Past, Different Future by VA23 reviews
Naruto is sent back in time to when the Sannin were young and the Shodai ruled Konoha. With the pre Sannin as teammates, an insane sensei, and malevolent plots all around, will Naruto be able to keep his sanity and change the future? Eventual Naru/Tsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,101 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Team Fox by Bill Alain reviews
What would happen if Kyuubi wasn't a demon, and Naruto was a genius? What if Naruto knew more about the world then most of the Kages? This story will tell you. Good Kyu, Smart Naruto, NaruXHina, takes place after Chuunin Prelims.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,036 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Part 2 Hidden in Plain Sight by Aengus reviews
Noriko and Kyuubi have been given the chance that they need to save the one they love, but life is never the same the second time around. This time, there's no need to hide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 7,978 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4338 - Favs: 7,724 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Konoha's Arctic Fox by Toli'nay reviews
After several life changing events happening during the fight with Zabuza and Haku, Naruto finds himself with a new sword, a bloodline, a new friend, and a new outlook on life. NarutoxHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,522 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Codenames by Katty008 reviews
DCMK. The BO goes on a Apotoxin rampage, but no one actually dies. And the secret organization of seventeen-cum-seven-year-olds need to pick codenames, because no secret organization, good or bad, is complete without codenames. Cracky, canon pairings.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Strangers in a Familiar Land by Golden Arms reviews
What started out as a simple Sasuke Retrieval mission devolves into chaos as Naruto comes faces to face with... well, Naruto, and his team from another universe. A Naruto/Ranma Fusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Nanotech Ninja by MrWriterWriter reviews
An experiment from ages past bonds to Naruto, creating something to be reckoned with. Cybernetic, Strong, Somewhat cynical, smartarse Naruto. Possible Harem. M for violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Hidden in Plain Sight: Konoha no Kīroi Senkō by Aengus reviews
What if nothing was as it seemed? If you're looking to hide something, hide it in plain sight. FemNaruto, major AU. Sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,775 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Fairytale by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] Naruto had always dreamt of fairy tale parents: A husband and wife happily married and deeply in love with each other before tragedy tore them apart. Unfortunately, reality doesn't always work out that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Did You Say Uzumaki? by Magic Shade reviews
Jiraiya searches for the one named Uzumaki Naruto, but finds so much more. A touching tale of the humanity that strings us all together. A OneShot about Romance, Our Friends, and Everything that connects us. I would recommend reading it. 3/10: Minor Fixes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Resolution by half-sleeping reviews
AU where Tsuna is a girl and went to Italy as a child. Possibly dark.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Not so bad? by Marauder Heir reviews
Maybe it wasn't so bad to be friends with the twins... Harry Potter/Host Club crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Maneater by Riverterra reviews
AU! What if Naruto found a way to hide from the villagers, a perfect hidding place, that changes how he views the world with some help from the beautiful seduction corps Slash!Crossdresser!Naru Naru/shino hopefully
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 266 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A.
The Meeting by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto discovers that he has fan girls writing... interesting things about him. In response, he calls a meeting with his fan girls for a "special treat."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5654 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 209 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
Justice's Blade by Kage Reject reviews
KagxL A letter was sent and Light is shocked to find out that he has a cousin or that his mother had a sister, he's even more shocked at how his cousin is. L seems to get interested in Light's new found cousin, Who's Light's cousin?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,532 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kagome H., L
Warrior of Heart by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss during graduation, but it's Hinata's reaction everyone's more concerned about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sunrise by Shadow Rebirth reviews
Naruto had always loved orange. [150 word drabble. Character study.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Three Seals by Uncle Joe reviews
What if the seal on Naruto's stomach failed when he was six, what if three more seals where placed upon him to hide his incredible power, what if the first failed in the forest of Death...I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
デスノートのナルト Oujoufuki no Naruto by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Naruto was banished from Konoha. He soon disappears, listed as S-Rank Nukenin. In seven years, a vengeful Uzumaki gets revenge... with a little black book. Naruto/Death Note crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Magic by Retse reviews
Harry Potter/Katekyo Hitman Reborn Crossover: Insert one Harry Potter into the KHR world and what do you get? A normal day for Sawada Tsunayoshi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 253 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 444 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Golden Chakra by Fan of Naruto and Hinata reviews
In the process of saving Hinata from being kidnapped, Naruto gains a power that few would ever believe could be found in the ‘Demon Brat’, and with a plan created by Hinata’s mother, Naruto will begin to find out what true happiness is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,733 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Birth of Chakra by dasonone reviews
Ne, Kyuubi, how did chakra came to be?" - A simple question from one confused jinchuuriki brings a revelation, truths shrouded in darkness and confusion are revealed by one of the witnesses of how chakra came to be. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,519 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Realism: Breaking Clichés by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P.
RanmaChans Big Decision by foxyassasin reviews
Ranma makes a decision about his girl side. what is it and how will others react. story was abandoned. adopted the story and have completed. am looking 4 a beta to help with adding some filler chapters.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 567 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book One: A New Bloodline by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,788 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Art Explodes by Oboro-Kun reviews
Naruto is trained by the Akatsuki to become a spy for them against Konoha. Trained personally by one of them, he develops a fascination with art. Dark Naruto Fanfic. Rated M for Harem, will include lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
Some Things Are Meant To Be Broken by zigyy553 reviews
Naruto wanted a break from ANBU missions, so Tsunade offered him a one. It was a mission, but a vacation. All he had to do was sign and accept. Too bad he didn't read the fine print. What the hell was 'Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? NaruTonks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Right on Top by Kisho Myst reviews
Naruto, the halfdemon, halfvampire child of the Yondaime and Kyuubi always believed his life was a little out of the ordinary. Then he met the Uchiha brothers. And then all hell broke loose. [SasuNaru, with just all around bad behavior & Karin themes]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seals of Fate by Tongues reviews
Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed into him, but with an odd twist. The sealing changed and a new bloodline has awakened. With these abilities, Naruto plans to become Hokage and change the clans of Konoha. Will he survive to make the changes? Harem. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,071 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Just Ludicrous by Therrin-Ninja reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi have to go undercover to the Village hidden in the Mist. Catch: they must be gender bended. total ludicrousness, insanity, and shipping ensues. laughs garenteed. T for language & implications NaruxSaku, CRACK pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
So your Death Note is broken by Kaiaken reviews
It seems that Light's Death note is broken, and instead of death, those who are written in the Light's death note will find themselves condemned to a more...weirder fate.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006
Alternate by setyourgoals reviews
In a reality where Kakashi, not Obito, died during the Third Great Shinobi War, Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino and Uzumaki Naruto form Team 10, who under a new sensei must learn to live together, work together and survive together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Genesis by Tail Kinker reviews
Ranma learns a startling fact about his parentage...one that he's simply not ready to deal with. This fic started life as a gag challenge from chaosburnflame, so it is not meant to be taken seriously. But I had fun with it. I hope you do as well.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - 1st Doctor, Ranma - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Who Cares? by Chaotic Demon reviews
Who would have thought that a simple act of revenge would lead to such an interesting revelation. Fem!Naru crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Reality of Virtuality by Artgirl4 reviews
The students of Mr. Lancer's class must enter someone's mind. But now with no way to get out, they realize just how important Danny Fenton's mind is, including his sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
That Time Of The Year by BelieveIt reviews
Nature always comes back to bite you in the ass. Kiba and Naruto find that out the hard way when they both come into heat – at the same time. Warning- Yaoi. KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Bad boy, Good boy by Therrin-Ninja reviews
ONESHOT. . . . There's an Uchiha clan syndrome, and all known Uchiha clan members are all suffering the symptoms, AT THE SAME TIME. complete cracktastic insanity. Itachi's a good boy! Sasuke's a good boy! Tobi's a Good boy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Naruto Jingle Bell Parody by JC-Hope reviews
Exactly as the title describes; prepare to embrace your inner otaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 12,939 - Follows: 4,178 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Konoha's ArkeAngel by JodeRobin reviews
Naruto finds out about his parents and bloodlines early in his life. This story follows him thru his life, growing stronger all the time. Au, strongNaruto. Title may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Reign of Darkness by HoshiHikari reviews
Voldemort had a son that he never knew about, until recently. Only problem is, his son is the cause of his downfall, Harry Potter. How will he react? How will Harry react when he finds out? On top of it all Dumbledore had been keeping secrets from Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,606 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lies Revealed, Sweet Revenge, and Eternal Love by redneckmama reviews
Harry discovers his whole life has been a series of lies, even his name. When he finds out the truth, blood and tears will be all that is left behind. Dark!Evil!Harry, Evil!Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,649 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Playing With Lightning by Moon Ecstasy reviews
In this corner we have Uchia Sasuke! Master of Chidori from the manga Naruto! aaaaannnnnd in this corner we have Tris Chandler! Weather Witch from The Circle of Magic! Who will win? Obviously Sasuke doesn't know that when Tris is mad you should run away!
Crossover - Naruto & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Mission by Enterprise1701-d reviews
NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 299 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Detective Conan: A Fractured Fairy Tale by Elaienar reviews
A collection of pointlessly parodied fairy tales.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 629 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Red Whirlwind by Pen E Forthotz reviews
Near death, Naruto is offered a chance to escape and save two demensions at once by Kyuubi. Can he rescue the demon lords and stop a war while staying alive? ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,803 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter: Remixed by bob-the-blue reviews
WiP. AU. DBZ xover. Harry is taken by the Guardian of Earth instead of Hagrid as a baby and raised with the family no one knew he had. Ten years later, a trained, quarter Sayian Harry comes to Hogwarts. Manipulative Dumbledore, Independent Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,872 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Tiny Twist by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
There's been a change in plans at the Dueling Club hosted by Professor Lockhart. This is Serpensortia gone wrong...more like the scene after it. HPDM slash Creature!Harry Powerful!Harry Maniuplative!Dumbledore overlyknowledgeable!Draco Scared!Gryffindors
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Cream by winged gorganzola reviews
A HinaTema crackfic. You have to read it to understand the pure insanity of it all. WarningI was on a sugar high when I wrote this. Please read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hinata H., Temari - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Protecting One's Friends by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
Hedwig's healthy as can be, putting Harry and Draco in a good mood. Horrible enough, it's ruined by someone Harry thought he could ALWAYS trust. Deciding to work on that problem later, Draco stumbles on another problem that he can fix. HPDM Sequel2Enemies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hair Ruffling by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Oneshot. Jiraiya notices something weird going on with the famous Team 7 and their predecesors...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
A Mothers Love by maverick9871 reviews
The night Naruto steals the forbidden scroll he learns that not only does he have a mother but also a twin sister. See how this changes the world forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protecting One's Enemies by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
What if, in Third Year, Harry had helped Draco when Buckbeak clawed his arm? What if it had been Harry to keep Buckbeak from ever getting the death sentence? Creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver Fox by As the cherry blossom falls reviews
A little Silver Fox will change their lives. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,100 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 530 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 891 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Poker Face by s2lou reviews
A oneshot I wrote after I noticed that Yusaku Kudo was always smiling. Reviews are not unwelcome. Not at all. Chap 3: Cousins, rivals, thieves and detectives
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Yusaku K. - Complete
Why do I have to hide? by Anonymous Joe reviews
NarutoxHinata Fiction. The adventure of Naruto as he learns to accept his new fox heritage maybe with the help of a certian girl...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,318 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
One Wild Night by coldqueen reviews
When three of the Teen Titans go undercover at a Villain Hideout, they find out alot more than they anticipated. Set before Lightspeed. FLINX
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Corners of the Mind by DrkKni reviews
Hinata does something horrible and ends up in he Konoha mental hospital, where she meets Konoha's most horrible secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
That Dobe? by Ikari666 reviews
After team selections, the year's kunoichi get together at a café before meeting their jounin sensei. A slip of the lip has all eyes on Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chuukoujingi by Elaienar reviews
[Detective ConanMagic Kaito crossover] When Kaitou Kid is shot, Conan comes to his rescue, and an interesting conversation between competitors ensues. [Oneshot]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Kaito K., M. Sera - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Price You Pay: For Family by Icka M. Chif reviews
Conclusion of the 'Price You Pay' series. Mind games with Card games are played, secrets are exposed and Saguru is confused.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Kaito K., M. Sera - Complete
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Little Conversations by Saitaina R. Moricia reviews
SequelCompanion to Night Child, a series of scenesdialogues between the HakubaKuroba family that spans seven years. mentions of mm and hints at mpreg
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
An Address of Grievance by antiassasinguy reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a big fan of his own manga, Naruto, but from chapters 250 and onwards, he gets dissatisfied. Now, 90 chapters later, he decides to send a letter to the maestro himself... Crack!Fic humor is dry and English. Expect bashing. LOTS of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mahou no Shinobi by Yasei Kitsune reviews
One day, Sarutobi got tired of the way Naruto was treated, so in order to train him he gave him a book, older then the ninja countries themselves. The book contained the knowledge of an ancient art. The art of magic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden Snow by Kage Reject reviews
Message: Hello everyone, this story will be adopted by Blood-Kagome-Rayne, if anyone has anyone questions you can send me a Private Message which is always available and open. I won't put down this story so don't worry, hehe.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006
Forbidden Love Found In a Black Diary by Kage Reject reviews
Kagome was transfer to another school and writes in her diary when suddenly she forgot it near a tree Hiei finds it there and reads it... Please enter!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,326 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hyuuga Naruto by halo2freak007 reviews
What if Naruto developes a bloodline similar to the Byaakugan? The Hyuuga have no choice but to take him it! I will continue to update as quickly as i can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,809 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
And then the World Imploded by Blue Starlet reviews
The twins try to convince Haruhi into letting them visit her home again. Relatives visit. Good times are had. The world implodes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 936 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Hell White Heaven Lavender Sky by Kage Reject reviews
At the eclipse Kagome turns into a Hell and Heaven Angel, forbidden child, and is betrayed by Inuysha she meets Hiei in the forest and fight...Come inside and Read On Hold
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/9/2006
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hybrid Destiny by ame3565 reviews
Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kagome's Wolf Chakra by Kage Reject reviews
Kagome is the leader of all wolves and protector guardian of the forest and animals, on a blizzard night she finds Sasuke half buried in the snow so she takes care of him but when he wakes up he asks her if she could train him to become stronger... Pairin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/26/2006
Kagome's Secret Past by Kage Reject reviews
Kagome's on a mission to find our what she really is but on the way she meet the spirit detectives who was sent to find her and travel with her to find the rest of the jewel shards and protect her from someone... Parings ?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
By Name, By Blood by BarianQueen reviews
Harry gets kidnapped in his fifth year by Voldemort at the Department of Mysteries before Sirius falls through the Veil. Knowing there is no escape this time, he tries to make himself feel at home, and that is just what Voldemort wants, if not more…HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5289 - Favs: 8,414 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
Could you imagine being friends and staying friends with someone who hated something you loved? Well Otaku's Sora and Hinode have managed! Their best friend, Akane, hates anime AND manga! But when an accident sends them spiraling into Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,835 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Alchemy and Saiyans by it walks alone reviews
Ed wakes up and finds himself in the DBZ world. As far as I know, it's the second DBZFMA Xover.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,762 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
There is Only Power by loralee1 reviews
AU Post OotP, possible HBP content but not HBP complient, No pairing.Independant Harry. Summer after 5th year edited 111606
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,134 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Instant Weasley by loralee1 reviews
The twins invent, Harry goes to Diagon Ally, Snape suffers, ficlet.chapter 2 Snape has an epiphany. AU no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - George W., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dimensional Trunk by Ophiuchus reviews
Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,782 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Lessons of Combat Strategy by Draform reviews
Have you seen how, in anime, heroes supposed to protect the Earth tend to do dumb things? See these attitudes pointed out and corrected. With apologies to DBZ, Sailor Moon and Saint Seiya. Real 3rd chapter uploaded. Sorry...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Snake Boy by Random Dispatcher reviews
Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 1,694 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Price You Pay: For Friends by Icka M. Chif reviews
After 'Price You Pay: For Freedom' Heiji invites his cousin down to spend some time -along with a few not quite so invited guests...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2005
Konoha's sunshine by chibified kitsunes reviews
What if Naruto died fighting Sasuke? How would everyone react? A one shot of my take on the reactions of those closest to Naruto. Spoilers for ch 235 of the manga. warnings: character death, crying, author angst [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Silver Trio by Seta Kaede reviews
Belittled, neglected, and abused; the golden trio have grown up differently and are now Slytherins, the Silver Trio. Dark, but not evil le
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Harry P.
The Price You Pay: For Freedom by Icka M. Chif reviews
[AU] For everything there is a price to pay. Heiji discovers that sometimes the price you pay isn't what you'd expect.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004
Relative Truth by Becky Tailweaver reviews
When your highest goal is the pursuit of the truth, what do you do when you find out your whole life is a lie? Kudo Shinichi must face the mystery of his past, but its secrets may shatter all his hopes for the future. And what of Kaitou Kid...?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,937 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002
Conversations Among Ghosts by Ysabet reviews
NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002
The Schools Are Joined in Me by Pilgrim reviews
…Ranma wins the undying love of all three Tendo girls – but not in any manner that any of them expected! (Fixed an annoying typo)
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/31/2003
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Broken Child reviews
Not all humans agree with the introduction of trolls into human society. Some see them as nothing more than animals. Even the children. And we all know how some people treat animals. M to be safe.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Terezi P. - Complete
Eridan Sadstuck reviews
A couple little Eridan Sadstuck drabbles. My life is so messed up.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Eridan A. - Complete
The One Truth of Time reviews
The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings a storm in his wake and he has one constant companion: death. Unfortunately, this doesn't only apply to the Doctor, but Time Lords in general. Pairing undecided
Crossover - Doctor Who & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Shinichi K./Conan E.
Martini reviews
In the aftermath of the Halloween Ship, things go horribly wrong for young Conan. Dark themes, future character death, definately,probably shounen-ai in the future.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Black Organization
Kaitou Shinku reviews
When there's a challenge between kaitou and tantei, Shin'ichi is confused and frightened by the outcome. Secrets are revealed and Kudou Yuusaku isn't very happy. And where'd that new thief come from? Shounen-ai/yaoi/slash starting chpt 5
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
DetectiveNA reviews
It's time for a family reunion and Shin'ichi is the center of attention. Of course, he isn't the only one. What will come of this? Kinda dark I think and certain liberties taken with the characters and backgrounds. Definite AU
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
DCMK Poems reviews
Just a set of DCMK themed poems I come up with on occasion. AU, shounen-ai, shoujo-ai, character death, angst, whatever. Everything goes in here. And beware cheesiness.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
A twisted version of Sleeping Beauty, using Meitantei Conan characters. HeiShin, EiRan, and past ShinRan. Very AD, AU, AR, whatever alternate classification you want to call it.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Baijiu reviews
Someone knows what happened to Shinichi that day at Tropical Land. Someone from the Black Organization. Someone other than Vermouth. But Conan's not dead yet. Why? Pairings uncertain, but not canon
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Black Organization
A Broken Heart Flying On Bloody Wings reviews
Shinichi finally has his true body back and is discovered in the forest by the last person he wants to see when he's vulnerable. Angst abound. Hints at ShinRan.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Ninja Vampyre reviews
Zoey was chosen by Nyx to be her hands on earth. But what if there was a better choice? Watch Zoey and her friends go through their adventures, with a little help from the shadows. Rating may change in the future.
Crossover - Naruto & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Zoey R.
Of Shadows and Foxes reviews
Adopted from oOA Cry In The NightOo Discontinued and up for adoption. BUT LET ME KNOW FIRST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
The Beginning of the End reviews
No specific point in time. Sasuke is in Konoha. femNaru GaaNaru Hanyou!Naruto Hanyou!Gaara Hanyou!Yuugito ONE SHOT ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hokage reviews
The Rokudaime Hokage's acceptance speech. In poetry format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's WHAT! reviews
Naruto's on a spying mission when something weird happens. And what's this about being in love and four fiancee's? RanmaNaruRanma Hiatus
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Ranma, Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura's Secret reviews
Sakura has a secret. When it is revealed, chaos ensues. CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Goku's Sexy Jutsu reviews
Goku's been missing for five years and comes back with at least one trick up his sleeve! The Oiroke no Jutsu! What will happen? Slight Yaoi
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Goku, Naruto U. - Complete
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