Dory'n'Confu
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Joined 08-17-08, id: 1670159, Profile Updated: 12-18-10
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Big Wolf on Campus, Stargate: Atlantis, Misc. Tv Shows, Eureka, Merlin, Sherlock, and Ginger Snaps.

This is the joined account of Uchiha Michiyo (yeah like I use THAT account anymore) and Yuffie Sensei (now called Tenebie!).

If you can read this, than you do not need glasses.

Actually, that might depend on how close you are sitting to the screen... I suppose THEN you might possibly need glasses.

This poor profile needs some readjusting! Just like a good bra! - Confu

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Greetings fellow Ozians, Confu here!

I wouldn't call myself an "established" writer or anything of the sorts, but I cannot lie about the fact that I do enjoy to do scarce writing in my free time. I love to do collaborations with my closest friends and do mostly fanfictions with a few original stories here and there. I also cannot lie when I say that I have a huge addiction to M/M or Slash (I should probably start praying to my Star Trek Gods in thanks for such an interesting genre) and, this is very embarrassing, mpreg (sometimes they just give me that special gud lulz!... I mean warm fuzzies!). Personally, any pairings or OTPs I am interested in I get really anal (srsbns) about them and I hardly ever stray from them.

And then there leaves the long laundry list of things that I honestly cannot stand. Those annoying, "What If..." summaries that make me cringe, often one-shots leave me feeling empty, authors who find it acceptable to copypasta (intentional spelling) their role-plays and post them as stories (the constant :'s instead of "'s are frustrating), HUGE massive paragraphs that leave you scratching your head, characters who seem to take a 180 degree personality switch, and those crazy and unnecessary character bashings that truly do not make any sense. Huffpuffpuff.

Any other little tidbits about me? Well I have these weird fascinations with werewolves, cannibals, aliens, zombies and serial killers. Practically any accent (English, French, Scottish, Irish, German in that order are ftw) is an orgasm for the ear. My music tastes range from industrial to indie to older country to goth to classical to... a bunch of other stuff. I love to read things like horror, scifi, fantasy, folklore, scarce manga and any bits of information that I find interesting but I can never focus on one book at a time, which often leaves me reading around ten at a time. Any TV/Movie I watch are basically the same genres as well.

P.S. I like dis face --> :I

Fareweeeeeeeelllllllllllll...

Oh. And I am currently looking for someone who would like to be a part-time beta.

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HELLO!

Dory here!

So, I just realized that I haven't updated this section in a very...very long time and decided to update a few things about myself.

I go by Dory, it's just a nickname my friends collaborated together without my knowledge and it sorta stuck. But, hey! I'm not complaining or anything, I actually do like it. :) Anyways, a few things about myself. I wouldn't say I'm an awful writer or a great one, just average really, somewhere in between. Though I do believe I have obviously gotten better since 7th or 8th grade back in school. That was about 6-7 years ago, things have changed since the first piece of fiction myself and Confu have written ( From Naruto to Alice, A Tea Party! ). I'm 18 now, so hopefully my writing skills continue to progress!

Anywho, thanks for visiting our profile, and don't be shy to leave a review!

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Fictions that we might never update again... (Sorry)

Konoha Action News Channel 9

From Naruto to Alice, a Tea Party!

-Why? Well, firstly we wrote these two stories back in Junior High 'cause we were bored. Who knows. We might update some of the crack in the future but I highly doubt it.

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Fictions in the long procrastinated process of being edited (aka Hiatus lol)...

Hidden Addictions

- This fic is mostly still written in one of our beaten up notebooks still that we wrote in. I know sad, We should probably type it up... heh.

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Anything being Updated?

Ctrl Alt Del - Being rewritten-ish. Okay, more like hiatus.

It's Never That Easy - Working on the second chapter. Totally on hiatus too.

GH: MI - -cough- Dory doesn't like to write for this one anymore. -cough-

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Anything In the Works?

A Merlin one with a secret, mind-blowing, heart pounding, and sweat dropping action. (Actually there's three Merlin fics coming! Looking for that one special beta to hold our hands! 8D)

A bunch of ideas for my UNDeRDOG Series are floating around.

Possibly a FictionPress account. WHO KNOWS MAYBE IDK.

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Life Less Ordinary by SunnyRea reviews
The story of Arthur Nielson and James MacPherson. Partners at the Warehouse leading to love and loss and maybe even hate. What their relationship was really like before they wanted to kill each other. --Slash, in case you couldn't tell--
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Artie N. - Complete
do i know you? by Damned Elize reviews
i should certainly hope so. CainGlitch
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Glitch, Cain - Complete
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The Last Course reviews
Mycroft takes the cake. WARNING: Character death.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The HONEST TO GOD, I SWEAR True Story! reviews
A story about love, truth, magic and beards. Mostly the beard part though. Rated O for intense character obnoxiousness. lol SHOCKING ENDING! M/M. Merthur. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All Good Things Must Come To An End reviews
UNDeRDOGS Series. Zane is high on life, until Fargo breaks things off because he says that there is a lack in trust. Z/F. AU. established relationship. Slash.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Zane D., D. Fargo - Complete
Cinematographic reviews
The first part of my UNDeRDOG Series. Not only does Douglas Fargo have to deal with an annoying Larry, but the new guy Zane Donovan excels in being a bother as well. Jerk. He had to go and ruin Movie Night too. Zane/Fargo. M/M - pre? Slash. AU. R&R.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - D. Fargo, Zane D.
GH: MI reviews
The TAPS Ghost Hunters crew finally decide to travel to Michigan to investigate, and things don't quite go as planned. CROSSOVER COMING SOON! Anyone wanna guess who it is? xD. Crack. Silly STANGOness. R&R please!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
Uh, Excuse me? reviews
“You two are not jealously secretly plotting against us because of our love child, are you? If so, go find your own table.” Rodney slurped up more jello. John and Rodney welcome bundles of joy into world. Do not take this too seriously. M/M mpreg parody.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
It's Never That Easy reviews
After GS: Unleashed. Brigitte escapes when Barbara returns home. Meanwhile, something strange is happening again in Pleasantville. What happens when the "Good Werewolf" & an animalistic Brigitte meet? NOT A TOMMY/BRIGITTE! maybe hint of M/M
Crossover - Big Wolf on Campus & Ginger Snaps - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009
Hidden Addictions reviews
A crazy crack story about the hidden addictions of the people in the Narutoverse. Takes place mostly in the old days when Kakashi and the gang were wee little kids. M/F, crazy M/M, angst and plastic babies! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H.
Konoha Action News Channel 9 reviews
What happens when two demented girls enter the Naruto world? They become News Anchors of course! Follow them as they witness bombs, Kakashi's porn shop & Weredolphin!Iruka Warning: Contains swearing, M/M, and complete insanity. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
From Naruto to Alice, A Tea Party! reviews
A demented parody written about what happens after Sasuke enters Naruto's mind when he is talking to the Kyuubi, written by two bored girls that are in math class. Parody, M/F, M/M, Crack, Silly Mpreg, swearing and bad parenting. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete