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Joined 08-17-08, id: 1670201, Profile Updated: 02-17-11
Author has written 7 stories for Warehouse 13, Harry Potter, Terra Nova, and Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov.

Hello,

My name is Poison and I'm a college student in the Minneapolis/ St. Paul area of Minnesota. I'm studying English Literature and Creative writing in Anoka. I'm about two years away from graduation and plan on transferring to another school. Yea me.

I have two blogs, Convoluted Serendipity and Convoluted Logic, and update them weekly (or at least I try very hard). Serendipity is aimed more at comedy while Logic is aimed at more serious writing. I urge you to look at them, while I enjoy working in relative obscurity, I think you'll like them:

http://convolutedserendipity.blogspot.com/

http://poisonquills.wordpress.com/

While I hope to be an author that people write fan fiction about my character, I am happy with what little published work I have. With my background in academic English, I'm happy to hear from anyone looking for a Beta.

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A Child Without A Name by fresh.new.lily reviews
Several years after the war Hermione suffers a brutal attack that everyone should have seen coming. Can she survive the aftermath and find happiness? With Severus and her friends by her side she will work to pick up the broken pieces and fight back. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,379 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Famous Muggle Joke of Dubious Hilarity by Rosawyn reviews
response to Scarlet Diamonds' "This Is Going To Be Hilarious!" competition. "We, as self-proclaimed and undisputed masters of Wizarding humour, must broaden our scope and master Muggle humour as well."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Descartes' Error by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Starts with Spock accused of misconduct - specifically with being involved with a certain Cadet we all know and love, and flashes back to how he got in such an illogical predicament to begin with. Romance/Sci-Fi/Humor/Drama - Spock and Uhura Origins.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 133,779 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
At The Shore of The Heart by neelix reviews
Hermione Granger recieves a special patient onto her ward at St Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What do you mean Snape’s not a Studmuffin? by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Pansy P., Severus S. - Complete
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Order Beneath the Façade of Chaos reviews
Peeves finds his polar opposite wandering the hall at night. What happens when a poltergeist falls in love. Response to "Love for a Poltergeist" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Peeves, Luna L. - Complete
Humbert does laundry reviews
During their travels Lo runs out of items to wear.
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Confession of a Widowed White Male reviews
Commander Taylor's story of his and Skye's relationship.
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, Skye
For Unto Us reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets and Lord Voldemort's return is certain, Dumbledore sends for Voldemort's daughter. Becoming a unwilling pawn in a war. Will Snape be able to guide her in the choice of what is right and what is easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Severus S., OC
The Finer Points of Potion Making reviews
Oneshot: Nobody understands the dedication it takes to provide Hogwarts with quality potion materials.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Resolution reviews
Artie and Claudia have unfinished business. A sequel to When Logic Lingers.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Artie N., Claudia D. - Complete
When Logic lingers reviews
Artie talks to Claudia after a bad date
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Artie N., Claudia D. - Complete
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