Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
IF YOU WANT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND WE CAN P.M. BUT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS rainingbordom737 SHE IS AWESOME.
AnD I WOULD LIKE TO STATE I AM NOT A FLAMING GAY PERSON I AM ACTUALLY QUITE TAMED...
I LOVE yOU ALL you ARE ALL AWESOME !!
"I THINK I FOUND THE ONLY MALE SASUNARU LOVER WHO ISNT GAY... IF YOU ARE NOT GAY AND YOU LOVE NARU SASU AND YOU ARE MALE THEN PM ME."
And yes that picture is spiritucal
OK FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS IT THEN I WILL TAKE ALL REQUESTS AND DO MY BEST ONLY NARUSASU
IHAHa i aspire to lookk like the emoo chilld you see AHAHAHAH
EVER. I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT! WARNING: I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DON'T DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH IT!BEST. VIDEO.
This is thein SasuNaru history... well at least i think so.
it comes from a long line of broadway musicals..( not really) called avenue Q.
You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.
Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Name: Ummmmm well i dont think that is information that you need to know... kitsune-kun or (my personal fav) GHETTONINJAPIRATE
STATUS; single but looking (PM ME:)
Gender: Male... (i think... well that would be awkword.)
Orientation: Gay i am as gay as a rainbow. I dont have fans so i dont think that anyone would care
Age: i am as old as the universe (jk)
Lives in: New York City... bitchessssss.
Hobbies: well i like to draw... (mostly yaoi!) sing, play videogames... nonstop. SLEEP! that is my life. and PaRtY In ThE mOrnIng
Description: i am Italian... southern itailian so i am moderatly tan. About 6.0" and still growing whoop whoop. Long curly hair and i am quiet. If you know me very well i am very hyper and sometimes mistaken to be on drugssssssssssss. I say random shit most of the time and fall over air and other inanimate object...
Best Quality: Well i currently like my eyes and my hair
Worst Quality: I set up my friends for thats what she said jokesssss... and is sometimes violenttt.. Mwahahah
Favorite Books (bold ones were AMAZING and are highly recommended): Boy meets boy (if you like yaoi this will make you nosebleed nonstop), Lord of the rings: one two and three, my heartbeat (kinda freaky but good), His dark materials: the golden compass, amber spyglass, and the subtle knife, Harry potter: all of themmmm, The oddysey, and others that i can not think of right no, The last Lecture
Favorite Movies: Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street, all three Pirate of the carrabean movies, Shrek (the most awesomness movie in the world), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Lion King, Aladdin, Pocahontas (Disney movies are orgasmic...), The Little Mermaid, Scary Movie 3, Akeelah and the Bee, Freedom Writers, The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger T.T, he was absolutely AMAZING in his role as the Joker).
Favorite Animes: Naruto (japanese version, english one makes me want to shove scissors in my ears), Fullmetal Alchemist, Jonjou romantica, Bleach
Favorite YAOI Animes: Naruto (cuz it SO is! XD), Jonjou Romantica
Favorite TV Shows (bold ones are shows that are totally orgasmic): Degrassi: The Next Generation, Power Rangers (not really i just like making fun of it) Family Guy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, lots of other sitcoms that I won't list.
Favorite Plays that I've seen: The Phantom of the Opera , The Little Mermaid, , Wicked, blood brothers, HAIRSPRAY
Plays I am DYING to see: Avenue Q, Lion King, Wicked (3rd time bitches)
Favorate comics: (all of them deserve boldness) Ebony Chunky Love, Robin Williams, Chelsey Handler, Carlos Mencia and others that i cannot think of
Hotttest guys in celebrity buissness: (bold is uber hottt) Taylor Lautner, Zac efron, Naruto, (yes he is uber hottt) ADAMO RUGGIERRO (if you dont know who he is check him out nowwww... fellow gay btw)
Words i use alot
Orgasmic: a wonderful feeling that makes you want to scream
That's what she said: when a sick and twisted girl said something and we say this phrase ( but i want to know who is this girl)
Joygasm: like orgasm but made from joy
Gayriffic: another word that describes meeeeee ( haha)
Dibble: what you do after dabble
Dabble: what you do before dibble
Meece: plural of moose ( and i dont care what any of you people say)
Robin Williams Quotes
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
"When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker."
"I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge."
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
"Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'"
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
“My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”
“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”
“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.”
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
“Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...”
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
“Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!”
“You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that shit out.”
Favorite Pairings (in order):
SASUKExNARUTO!! OMG MY FAVORITE PAIRING OF ALL TIME! THE ULTIMATE OTP! (NarutoSasuke i personally like)
And anyone from JonJou romantica
Sasukexanybody who isn't naruto
Narutoxanybody who isn't sasuke
Now things I HATE:
I HATE SPORTS.
I HATE HOMOPHOBES and CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE. Some people are gay. And i for one love gay people haha
I HATE "TWILIGHT" : twilight was awefull and bella was a whiney annoying bitch who is going to become a slut when she grows upppp. It reminds me of Sakura before the timeskip... she is soo annoying ...
and fellow twilight haters must clickit is SO worth it, you will laugh. Hell, even twilight LOVERS will laugh.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
ing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Paste on profile if you got stuff from it..
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Watch this is you loveeeeeee absolutly love yaoiit is fatabulous.
A SasuNaru vid to the funny song "If I Were Gay", I completely laughed my ass off
OMFG this is the best video ever ever
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino,XxNaruUzamakiSasuUchihaxX
If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile
Awesomly Awesome quotes from me and my friends
Nick: "remember in elementary school when you wanted to be a girl. Arent you glad you are a boy?"
Me: " Yea"
Nick: "Arent you glad you can masterbate?"
Me: "STFU i will kill you"
Jessica "do you watch porn?"
Me: "No why" (lies all liesss)
Jessica " well i was conducting a experiment to see if a fish would survive with a fishbowl full of cum"
Me " O_O"
Kristen: "Why wont you go out with me?"
Me: "cause i am gay"
Me: "cause i like dick and dont think that you can supply that..."
"Once I was at Wal Mart to shop for blenders and a little old lady was watching me so i said to the salesmen 'do you know if the cap goes on tight because the kittens always try to get out while i blend them' -Mr. Thomas Beck ( our fabulous drama teacher)
Peggy: "do you like my boobs?"
Me: "Yea sure"
Mr. Beck: " they are fabulous honey"
Millan "why are the backgrounds sooo ugly?"
Mr. Rocks" so they can go with your face."
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