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IF YOU WANT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND WE CAN P.M. BUT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS rainingbordom737 SHE IS AWESOME.

AnD I WOULD LIKE TO STATE I AM NOT A FLAMING GAY PERSON I AM ACTUALLY QUITE TAMED...

I LOVE yOU ALL you ARE ALL AWESOME !!

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"I THINK I FOUND THE ONLY MALE SASUNARU LOVER WHO ISNT GAY... IF YOU ARE NOT GAY AND YOU LOVE NARU SASU AND YOU ARE MALE THEN PM ME."

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And yes that picture is spiritucal

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OK FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS IT THEN I WILL TAKE ALL REQUESTS AND DO MY BEST ONLY NARUSASU


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IHAHa i aspire to lookk like the emoo chilld you see AHAHAHAH


Sasuke wants Naruto to... BEST. VIDEO. EVER. I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT! WARNING: I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DON'T DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH IT!


This is the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xQy9mzsiEY in SasuNaru history... well at least i think so.

it comes from a long line of broadway musicals..( not really) called avenue Q.


Be

You are a Flaming Uke!

One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme


Name: Ummmmm well i dont think that is information that you need to know... kitsune-kun or (my personal fav) GHETTONINJAPIRATE

STATUS; single but looking (PM ME:)

Gender: Male... (i think... well that would be awkword.)

Orientation: Gay i am as gay as a rainbow. I dont have fans so i dont think that anyone would care

Age: i am as old as the universe (jk)

Lives in: New York City... bitchessssss.

Hobbies: well i like to draw... (mostly yaoi!) sing, play videogames... nonstop. SLEEP! that is my life. and PaRtY In ThE mOrnIng

Description: i am Italian... southern itailian so i am moderatly tan. About 6.0" and still growing whoop whoop. Long curly hair and i am quiet. If you know me very well i am very hyper and sometimes mistaken to be on drugssssssssssss. I say random shit most of the time and fall over air and other inanimate object...

Best Quality: Well i currently like my eyes and my hair

Worst Quality: I set up my friends for thats what she said jokesssss... and is sometimes violenttt.. Mwahahah


Favorite Books (bold ones were AMAZING and are highly recommended): Boy meets boy (if you like yaoi this will make you nosebleed nonstop), Lord of the rings: one two and three, my heartbeat (kinda freaky but good), His dark materials: the golden compass, amber spyglass, and the subtle knife, Harry potter: all of themmmm, The oddysey, and others that i can not think of right no, The last Lecture

Favorite Movies: Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street, all three Pirate of the carrabean movies, Shrek (the most awesomness movie in the world), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Lion King, Aladdin, Pocahontas (Disney movies are orgasmic...), The Little Mermaid, Scary Movie 3, Akeelah and the Bee, Freedom Writers, The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger T.T, he was absolutely AMAZING in his role as the Joker).

Favorite Animes: Naruto (japanese version, english one makes me want to shove scissors in my ears), Fullmetal Alchemist, Jonjou romantica, Bleach

Favorite YAOI Animes: Naruto (cuz it SO is! XD), Jonjou Romantica

Favorite TV Shows (bold ones are shows that are totally orgasmic): Degrassi: The Next Generation, Power Rangers (not really i just like making fun of it) Family Guy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, lots of other sitcoms that I won't list.

Favorite Plays that I've seen: The Phantom of the Opera , The Little Mermaid, , Wicked, blood brothers, HAIRSPRAY

Plays I am DYING to see: Avenue Q, Lion King, Wicked (3rd time bitches)

Favorate comics: (all of them deserve boldness) Ebony Chunky Love, Robin Williams, Chelsey Handler, Carlos Mencia and others that i cannot think of

Hotttest guys in celebrity buissness: (bold is uber hottt) Taylor Lautner, Zac efron, Naruto, (yes he is uber hottt) ADAMO RUGGIERRO (if you dont know who he is check him out nowwww... fellow gay btw)


Words i use alot

Orgasmic: a wonderful feeling that makes you want to scream

That's what she said: when a sick and twisted girl said something and we say this phrase ( but i want to know who is this girl)

Joygasm: like orgasm but made from joy

Gayriffic: another word that describes meeeeee ( haha)

Dibble: what you do after dabble

Dabble: what you do before dibble

Meece: plural of moose ( and i dont care what any of you people say)


Robin Williams Quotes

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

"When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker."

"I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge."

"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

"Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'"

"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

"If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

“My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”

“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.”

"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.”

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...”

“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”

“Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!”

“You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that shit out.”

Favorite Pairings (in order):

SASUKExNARUTO!! OMG MY FAVORITE PAIRING OF ALL TIME! THE ULTIMATE OTP! (NarutoSasuke i personally like)

And anyone from JonJou romantica

Hated Pairings:

Sasukexanybody who isn't naruto

Narutoxanybody who isn't sasuke

Now things I HATE:

I HATE SPORTS.

I HATE HOMOPHOBES and CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE. Some people are gay. And i for one love gay people haha

I HATE "TWILIGHT" : twilight was awefull and bella was a whiney annoying bitch who is going to become a slut when she grows upppp. It reminds me of Sakura before the timeskip... she is soo annoying ...

and fellow twilight haters must click HERE it is SO worth it, you will laugh. Hell, even twilight LOVERS will laugh.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typ :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...

ing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes

Paste on profile if you got stuff from it..

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Watch this is you loveeeeeee absolutly love yaoi http://www.youtube.com/watchv=sB34s2Z1OLM&NR=1 it is fatabulous.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D4VutbC9EKM A SasuNaru vid to the funny song "If I Were Gay", I completely laughed my ass off

OMFG this is the best video ever ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9MDFxE89e0&feature=related

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.Re-post

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino,XxNaruUzamakiSasuUchihaxX

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile

Awesomly Awesome quotes from me and my friends


Nick: "remember in elementary school when you wanted to be a girl. Arent you glad you are a boy?"

Me: " Yea"

Nick: "Arent you glad you can masterbate?"

Me: "STFU i will kill you"


Jessica "do you watch porn?"

Me: "No why" (lies all liesss)

Jessica " well i was conducting a experiment to see if a fish would survive with a fishbowl full of cum"

Me " O_O"


Kristen: "Why wont you go out with me?"

Me: "cause i am gay"

Kristen:"so?"

Me: "cause i like dick and dont think that you can supply that..."

awkward


"Once I was at Wal Mart to shop for blenders and a little old lady was watching me so i said to the salesmen 'do you know if the cap goes on tight because the kittens always try to get out while i blend them' -Mr. Thomas Beck ( our fabulous drama teacher)


Peggy: "do you like my boobs?"

Me: "Yea sure"

Mr. Beck: " they are fabulous honey"


Millan "why are the backgrounds sooo ugly?"

Mr. Rocks" so they can go with your face."


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The Werewolf and the Angel by DarkIslander01 reviews
It's been six years since the birth of Renesme. With the pack going strong, Seth still hasn't found love. The supernatural begins to get weirder as the discovery of real werewolves, demons, and Angels begin to appear in their lives. How will their lives change when the smallest pack member falls for the most unlikely of beings? Seth/OC Seth/Jacob Collin/Brady
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Jacob, Seth, Brady, Collin
Big Time Lies by thelittleshawol reviews
JAMES has problems and he has no idea how to control them, so he does the one thing he knows he can control. KENDALL knows something's wrong with James and tries to help but he doesn't know that he's the main issue. KendallXJames WARNING:self-harm
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,484 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - James, Kendall
Why do I? by Momo-GemFarrel reviews
Sephiroth has never been in love his entire life. So what can he describe this feeling to be when he finds out what Zack had been doing while he had been away on assignment? Two-shot, SephirothxZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Be Who You Are by GoatChese1001 reviews
The greatest football season of the year is ending and with one last game Riley promises Zane something amazing...but what are the repercussions and will Riley be pushed over the edge?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
Test by Emo-Pirate reviews
Zane and Peter hatch an idea to test how good Riley's control is. But will Riley pass the test or will Zane wander into dangerous turf with his unstable boyfriend? Riley Stavros x Zane Park **notice the rating change folks**
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
Big Time Dare by AnimeLuvrBandGeek reviews
A friend of the boys decides to make them play 'Dare in a Hat' just to torture them. Her plan is to make Kendall and James fall for each other. Will it work? Only one way to find out. KendallXJames, Kames, Rated M for chapters 4 and 5
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
The Birds And The Bees: M by music-is-luv reviews
Version 2.0; "So then," Aang began, "what IS sex?" She snickered. "This is the guy who saved the world?" First lemon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Tale of Two Semes by EmoSunshine reviews
Throughout history, it has been proven that two dominant figures looking to secure the same post could not live harmoniously. Due to circumstances that have yet to be discovered, the same could not be said for Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I am Fortune's Fool by Rani Hindustani reviews
Jacob and Seth have imprinted on each other, and Seth accepts it while Jacob fights with it. A kind of funny love story between two werewolves, one with a married crush and the other with a sister who happens to be a...you'll see! ManxMan SEXUAL CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Jacob, Seth
Sasuke's Predicament by Tanuki's Rejects reviews
Naruto finds Sasuke in a rather compromising position... so he takes advantage of it. Yaoi, one-shot, lemon, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deleted Scenes by asdsdsa reviews
Jake and Seth go to see a PG-13 movie, but Jacob decides to change the rating for himself. Slash, boyxboy, yaoi, JakexSeth Rated M for sex. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Camping at the lake by Liiddo reviews
Naruto and the gang desides to take a vacation, so they go on a camping trip to a lake outside konoha. What's gonna happend ? I'll give you a hint *cough*SMUT/LEMONS*cough* Sasunaru, shinokiba, nejigaa and others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Night with the Prince by Snickety Lemon reviews
An evening alone and a confused prince. What's a boy like Aang to do? WARNING: Boy x Boy; Yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Maybe We Shouldn't by midnightshadowkisses reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is 17 and gorgeous, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend. He turns to his twin brother, Uchiha Naruto, for advice. What he gets is a whole lot more. A different kind of Uchihacest. SasuNaruSasu, yaoi, and my kind of twincest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry and Draco learn About the Birds and the Bees by Pocky Faery1 reviews
a funny story about Draco and Harry "discovering" the birds and the bees...will be H/D slash, you're warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Vacation in Paradise kinda reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are in florida... a week without anybody to bother them, except Itachi, and Sasuke's Mom and Dad Lemon, Lemon, and more Lemons; Yaoi; Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What happens in the locker room reviews
What happens when a horny and lovestruck teenager goes into a locker room with an equaly horny teen. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one- shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete