AttackOfTheEvilSmielys
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Joined 08-18-08, id: 1670417, Profile Updated: 03-04-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Evil Genius, and Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow.

hello hello hello hi hi hi nice to eat you (that was NOT a mistake) well... I'm an evil genius who will take over the world some day i suck at spelling and am realyyyyy annoying like how i correct peoples grammar( my stupid lil sister) i love to read i an not a beginner fan fiction writer I'm also on sight called AFC fan fiction (an Artemis fowl fan fiction sight) in all the story's i write some one dies MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! mutters "i am sooo evil"

oh so you people wannna know about me well im evil and awsomeful oh right i didnt say hello well goodbey every body well i am a terribul speller who wouldnt hert her computer ton save her life (all hail computer) i am very wired acully im wireder than wired i talk to books because i am insane i name things as well like comi my computer or opal artemis fowl the opal deciption

the the suprem evil ruler of the universe(psst that me) does not take orders from one of her favorite words simpletons (or as myles fowl says simpletoons)

favorit books:

artemis fowl

artemis fowl:the arctic incident

artemis fowl: the eternity code

artemis fowl: the opal decipition (my very favorit)

artemis fowl:the lost colony

artemis fowl: the time paradox

evil genius

genius squad

genius wars

maximum ride

favorite characters

opal koboi (aremis fowl)

younger artemis (artemis fowl)

myles fowl (artemis fowl)

beccett fowl (artemis fowl)

grub kelp (artemis fowl)

past opal (artemis fowl) ( the lightning outa the fingers was awsome!)

thaddus(not prosper!)

cadel (he was awesome when he was evil)

lexi

devin

least favorite characters

foaly (artemis fowl)

favorit tv shows

bones

N.C.I.S

simpsons

futerama

favorit words

lollipops

chocolate

simpleton

cheese

deja vu

clechie( i dont know how the crap that is spelt)

tochie (i dont know how the crap thats spelt ether)

(please tell me how to spell them)

crap

ompaplompas

favorite quotes

my truffles you tolk them thats just mean (opal koboi)

i never tell anyone exactly how smart i am they would be to scared (artemis fowl)

you are a very annoying creature fowl (opal koboi)

conversation between trouble and grub kelp:

we're in the field corporal follow the procedure (trubs)

but mummy said! (grub)

i dont care what mummy said corporal rank is rank! you will refer to me as captain kelp (trubs)

yessir captain but dont ask me to iron your tunic any more ( grub)

facts bout me

i cant spell for my life (not to long ago i miss spelt tuseday)

apart from my spelling im pritty smart

i love to read (me: ohmygodalibrary!!)

my nicknames are: oh eggy chicken one, oh evil one(or was it annoying i forget),opal,elsi and el

my favorit coulor is black

im really obsesive with the artemis fowl books i tryed and failed to remeber how many pages are in each book

I walked into a concrete pole once i did it on purpus and it hurt

I AM EVIL!!

i am usualy verrrrrrrrry hyper

i can be realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly annoying

other wired stuff (not about me)

ohhhhh shiney

hey what does this do sqezes lemon owwwwwww!! NOT THE EYES!! IT BURNS!!

chocolate coved lollipops that are cheese flavored with greated cheese on top with more chocolate sauce and COKE

8b (thats me all right)

mr small is tall to mr tall who is small to mr small (who is taller?)

mr tiny of corse

you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you fall off a cliff i laugh even harder

money money money is so yummy in my tummys world

pwitty green spiky plant OWWWWWW!!

i wonder if cackeye mean not the plural of cacktice but to poke a caktice in your eye hmmmm

umm what do i say um later whateva peson was strange enufe to read thois

copy and pasties!!

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. ( iv burnt cheese!! D: )

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, hoshi-tachi, JediClaire, Hakuna22Matata, Phyco-pixie-genius-lollipops

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile... (it was funnnn)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile ( at least five times)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.( so true i love you my computer!!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (many times)

If you have ever had a conversation with a cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants by Envy and Fury reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
The Hunger by DreamALittleBigger reviews
"Don't talk to me about dangerous. You're the guy that threw himself at Sergej after a fight with about forty werwulfen." "For you."
Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Taints on the Tongue by lionsloyal reviews
Dru and Graves have arrived at the main Schola at last. But Dru is sick of asking questions and getting no answers, it's time that she took things into her own hands, as much as she can anyway. SPOILERS expected. Please review.
Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Marauding Maximum Ride by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
Max meets the Marauders at Hogwarts soon after she had discovered she was a little magic. She'd been kicked out of her flock, but what happens when they come back, attending Hogwarts, too? Rated K 'Cause I'm Paranoid. Set after STWAOES and Marauder Era!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009
Unusual Intervention by amongthewinged reviews
SEQUEL to Unusual Escape, featuring the return of Annabelle Mallan as she helps Cadel navigate his way through his newest escapade. Set during Genius Squad.
Evil Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
When Wings Meet Magic by jzazy reviews
The Flock is back in Europe, and they're looking for a nice hotel, they're tired so they try getting on a train in Kingscross Station, but instead, they end up falling through platform 9 and 3/4! Crossover! My First! After 3rd MR book, during 4th HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Max
Betrayed by Firestorm816 reviews
On temp. hiatus. SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella
Unusual Escape by amongthewinged reviews
Cadel's stuck. He's caught, and has no way out. So he calls on a friend to help. One of his more unusal friends.
Evil Genius - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
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Christophe Catastrophe reviews
Dru, Graves, Shanks, Dibs and Ash arrive at the Main Schola one night after Christophe comes to vist Dru he gets captured on the schola grounds. Dru and the others help him escape so their all on the run. Dru could end up with anyone so you vote!
Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010
Babysitting Riots reviews
Dru, Graves and Dibs are allowed one week away from the Schola to help Shanks babysit his four cousins. Only problem is they have a thing or two against authority.
Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Flashbacks reviews
The horrors of some of the characters childhoods not including Cadel and how the put there heads togeather and over come there fears. T for violence.
Evil Genius - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
renesmee's wish reviews
renesmees one wish is to live forever with her pearents as a vampire edward and bella have a fight over it bella gets some time to think and comes up with a plan
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
choose your own adventure reviews
a choose you own aventure where you can choose wether you live or die i will tell you who lives and who dies but you have to tell me what you would do in a review other wise you die!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella