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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Evil Genius, and Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow.
hello hello hello hi hi hi nice to eat you (that was NOT a mistake) well... I'm an evil genius who will take over the world some day i suck at spelling and am realyyyyy annoying like how i correct peoples grammar( my stupid lil sister) i love to read i an not a beginner fan fiction writer I'm also on sight called AFC fan fiction (an Artemis fowl fan fiction sight) in all the story's i write some one dies MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! mutters "i am sooo evil"
oh so you people wannna know about me well im evil and awsomeful oh right i didnt say hello well goodbey every body well i am a terribul speller who wouldnt hert her computer ton save her life (all hail computer) i am very wired acully im wireder than wired i talk to books because i am insane i name things as well like comi my computer or opal artemis fowl the opal deciption
the the suprem evil ruler of the universe(psst that me) does not take orders from one of her favorite words simpletons (or as myles fowl says simpletoons)
artemis fowl:the arctic incident
artemis fowl: the eternity code
artemis fowl: the opal decipition (my very favorit)
artemis fowl:the lost colony
artemis fowl: the time paradox
opal koboi (aremis fowl)
younger artemis (artemis fowl)
myles fowl (artemis fowl)
beccett fowl (artemis fowl)
grub kelp (artemis fowl)
past opal (artemis fowl) ( the lightning outa the fingers was awsome!)
cadel (he was awesome when he was evil)
least favorite characters
foaly (artemis fowl)
favorit tv shows
clechie( i dont know how the crap that is spelt)
tochie (i dont know how the crap thats spelt ether)
(please tell me how to spell them)
my truffles you tolk them thats just mean (opal koboi)
i never tell anyone exactly how smart i am they would be to scared (artemis fowl)
you are a very annoying creature fowl (opal koboi)
conversation between trouble and grub kelp:
we're in the field corporal follow the procedure (trubs)
but mummy said! (grub)
i dont care what mummy said corporal rank is rank! you will refer to me as captain kelp (trubs)
yessir captain but dont ask me to iron your tunic any more ( grub)
facts bout me
i cant spell for my life (not to long ago i miss spelt tuseday)
apart from my spelling im pritty smart
i love to read (me: ohmygodalibrary!!)
my nicknames are: oh eggy chicken one, oh evil one(or was it annoying i forget),opal,elsi and el
my favorit coulor is black
im really obsesive with the artemis fowl books i tryed and failed to remeber how many pages are in each book
I walked into a concrete pole once i did it on purpus and it hurt
I AM EVIL!!
i am usualy verrrrrrrrry hyper
i can be realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly annoying
other wired stuff (not about me)
hey what does this do sqezes lemon owwwwwww!! NOT THE EYES!! IT BURNS!!
chocolate coved lollipops that are cheese flavored with greated cheese on top with more chocolate sauce and COKE
8b (thats me all right)
mr small is tall to mr tall who is small to mr small (who is taller?)
mr tiny of corse
you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you fall off a cliff i laugh even harder
money money money is so yummy in my tummys world
pwitty green spiky plant OWWWWWW!!
i wonder if cackeye mean not the plural of cacktice but to poke a caktice in your eye hmmmm
umm what do i say um later whateva peson was strange enufe to read thois
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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