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Joined 08-18-08, id: 1670488, Profile Updated: 10-06-08
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My Photo:

My photo is of myself, my friend took it at a night club after we got a bit silly with some promotions stickers haha!

Name:

Laura.

But most people call me Law.

A few people call me Lu, which originates from Lulu - my nickname when I was a very little girl.

Age:

21

What I Am:

Creative.

Logical.

Witty.

Sarcastic.

But most of all, i am Fickle. Very Fickle.

What Makes Me An Individual:

My fingerprints.

My eyes, which are green flecked with brown, surrounded by a ring of grey.

Inspirations:

Life experiences.

Dreams.

Snippets of memories from years gone by.

Lines in films and lyrics in songs that make me wish I'd written them myself.

I Admire...

The effortlessly cool Debbie Harry, of Blondie. The woman is an icon!

Madonna (as she was in the eighties... i've lost a bit of respect for her since she got all muscular).

Kate Bush. I just think she's fantastic.

Cyndi Lauper. Style personified.

Sylvia Plath. I wish she hadn't stuck her head in the oven.

Favourite On-Screen Characters:

Heath Ledger; The Joker - The Dark Knight.

Jake Gyllenhaal; Donnie Darko - Donnie Darko.

Josh Hartnett; Slevin Kelevra - Lucky Number Slevin.

John Travolta; Vincent Vega - Pulp Fiction.

Richard E Grant; Withnail - Withnail and I.

Corey Feldman; Teddy Duchamp - Stand By Me.

Denzel Washington; John Creasy - Man On Fire.

Val Kilmer; Gay Perry - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

Billy Bob Thornton; Terry Lee Collins - Bandits.

Brandon Lee; Eric Draven - The Crow.

Heath Ledger; Patrick Verona - 10 Things I Hate About You.

Julia Stiles; Katarina Stratford - 10 Things I Hate About You.

Colin Farrell; Ray - In Bruges.

Josh Holloway; James Ford / Sawyer - Lost.

Evangeline Lilly; Kate Austin - Lost.

Jaime Pressly; Joy - My Name Is Earl.

Quotes:

THE DARK KNIGHT QUOTES

Lt. James Gordon: "Harvey Dent never made it home."
The Joker: "Of course not. "
Lt. James Gordon: "What have you done with him? "
The Joker: "Me? I've been right here." holds up his arms in handcuffs "Who did YOU leave him with?"

Batman: "Why do you want to kill me?"
The Joker: laughs "Kill you? I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you?! Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no, no, you... you complete me."

The Joker: "Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? Then we'll see, how loyal, a hungry dog really is!"

Gamble: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!"
The Joker: "Yeah..."

The Joker: "I'm like a dog chasing cars - I wouldn't know what to do with one if i caught it!"

The Joker, after Batman slams his head into a table: "Never start with the head, it makes the victim all fuzzy!"

TV / MOVIE QUOTES

From the film Snatch:
Policeman: "What's in the car?"
Turkish: "Seats and a steering wheel."

Homer Simpson: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there... Save me Superman!"

Ron Burgundy: "It's so hot... Milk was a bad choice!"

From Ren & Stimpy:
Stimpy: "What did you think of that fall, Mr Horse?"
Mr Horse: "Hmm... No Sir, I didn't like it."

From Stepbrothers:
Brennan: "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"

Dale: "What are you doing?!"
Brennan: "I'm burying you!"
Dale: "But I'm still alive!"
Brennan: "Shut up! You'll wake the neighbours!"

PEEP SHOW QUOTES

Jeremy: "I'll just keep the gun in my drawer, it'll be safe there."
Mark: "Oh, brilliant. So as long as no one figures out the sliding mechanism of your drawer, we're alright!"

Mark: "She's ignoring me. Of course she's ignoring me, I sent her a Swastika!"

Mark (on the phone): "Police? Yes, I've apprehended a burglar. 45 minutes?! Well... I'm sitting on him, is that legal?"

Super Hans: "I'll tell you what, that crack is really more-ish!"

Jeremy: "If I have to fuck you to fuck her, I will. So you just watch yourself!"

MY FRIENDS AND ME

Siobhan: "Mittens don't have sex!"

Guy in bar: "Do you do Sucky-Sucky?"
Harriet (who works in the bar): No i DO NOT do sucky-sucky!"
it turns out sucky-sucky is a drink...

Me: "Rachel, where's your jacket?"
Rachel: "I drank it. I mean, I sucked it. I mean... I lost it."

Ant, upon hearing that a girl was interested in him: "If i wasn't going back to Manchester tomorrow, i'd be all over that like white on rice."

Me: "He snores like a family of bears in a cave. And 3 foster bears."

Me: "You run like a Super Mario Brother!"

Harriet: "Can anybody else smell worms?"

Jonny, leaving me an answerphone message at 4am: "Hi Laura. It's Jonny and Tom here, and we're going to count to 100 for you. 1..."
Tom: "2..."
Jonny: "3..."
Tom: "3... Shit!"
Jonny: "Shit!"

Megan: "I'm tired, I'm hungover and I'm holding the most disgusting sandwich... I am NOT happy!"

Harriet: "I go all the way if I'm hot!"

Sam: "I've got this song on my... erm... listening machine."

Aimee: "I've not seen you since the year dot!"

Megan: "He's wearing a cravat! THAT is a cravat!"

Me: "What's the actor called again?"
Aimee: "Ethan Hawke."
Becky: "Isn't that the guy with the electronic voice and the wheelchair?
Me: "That's Stephen Hawking!"

Megan: "Its school disco tonight, I wanted to dress up as a dinner lady but I only have a spatula."

MY STRANGE FAMILY

My mom, struggling to use cling film: "How the FUCK do you use this contraption?!"

My brother, James: "Did i tell you what i think i did on Friday night? I was so drunk. I think i might have pissed on my wardrobe. Don't tell mom."

My brother (in an annoying voice): "Hey mom!"
My mom: "Eat shit, james!

My brother, discussing a toy grab machine: "There was 20 quid strapped to a monkey, I had to give it a go!"

That's all folks... please read and review my contributions to this site. Otherwise my poor little lady fingers will have been tap-tapping away, sometimes till stupid o'clock in the morning, and it will all have been for nothing. Those are hours I'm never going to get back! I'd hate for it to be proven to have been a waste.

Stay Classy, guys!

Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
New Blood reviews
Follows on from The Dark Knight. The Joker is in Arkham Asylum. Doctor Harleen Quinzel is an intern at Arkham. This story is the beginning of their partnership. My first fanfic, updated regularly!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker