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TWILIGHT HAS BECOME AN EPIC FAIL.

thanks to all you crazy, obsessed fangirls screaming and blogging about how Edward Cullen is sexy


My favorite band is All Time Low.

They are the sex.

Nuff said.


I really have no idea what to write now.

Uhm.

My favorite series is The Uglies Series.

Team David.

Yea..

o_o


I'm..

RANDOM

HYPER

PERVERTED

FUNNY, people think I am ._.


By the way, my name is Joyce.


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Its all over by arrowtwilight reviews
Bellas bitten by victoria after edward leaves she loses her memories and lives with other vampires but what happens when the cullens see her again twelve years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/11/2007
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sick by liz864 reviews
Bella wakes up one morning sick but is it really just a cold that she has? And how will Edward react to the love of his life being ill? Post eclipse, pre BD. I suck at titles and summaries please read and review and of course enjoy : .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,080 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008
When the Sun Sets by TopazObsessr94 reviews
what if you loved someone so much and then the next day they were gone? Bella and Edward are getting married but when an unexpected guest shows up and Bella suddenly disappears Edward is left in shreads and takes action in order to bring back his love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,351 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Living Like We're Crazy In LoveAll Time Low 2 by GabbyRice reviews
Sequel to 'Dreams Only Last For a Night'. What troubles will Grace, Jack, Alex, Zack and Rian face when on tour? Oh, and BTW, Alex has found a new friend-Jose Cuervo. Gaskarth, Barakat, Merrick, and Dawson FTW Yahhh :
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Love Is Watching Someone Die by unicornhime reviews
What if Edward had gotten to Port Angeles too late and was faced with Bella begging him to do everything in his power to save her? She knows he has the power no one else does...what will he do? One night changes everything. AU *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Silly Little Girl Old Version by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
what has she done? by waitingontoday reviews
Rosalie grows jealous of Edward'slove for Bella, and confronts Bella in the forest. Rosalie walks away leaving Bella beaten and dying. What happens? please RR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2007
Growing Up Cullen by S3CR3T reviews
When Bella is 8 her parents are killed, Carslie finds her in the woods bloody and injered. With out any living relitives Bella lives with the cullens. R&R ON A BREAK FOR THE TIME BEING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Gets Sick! by signedsecret reviews
Its simple. Bella gets sick. What will Edward do? And, what was that about monkeys! FIRST FANFIC! CHAPTER 7 IS FINALLY UP! Bella is crazy when she is sick. FINISHED! EDWARD IS AMAZINGLY OOC!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time by Heattherrx21 reviews
After Edward left Bella she searches for their meadow. When Victoria sees that Bella is in so much pain from Edward leaving Bella she decides to make Bella feel like that forever. Now Bella is in her own coven and they decide to go to collage. When they
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yahoo! With the Cullens by HollyJane reviews
What happens when six crazy vampires get Yahoo! messenger? Rated T just incase.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
The New Unexpected Bella by infiniteheadaches reviews
Edward had to leave Bella again...but y? 5 years later The cullens run into the Volturis...w/ an unexpected new member! What will happen when the to worlds collide! Full summary inside! R&R! rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,573 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
WalMart plus , all the WalMart plus more by lunaofthesky reviews
The Cullens have destroyed Wal-Mart, the world is lost...or is it? Esme and Carlisle have decided to teach the "kids" some responsibility by making them work at their new store that they have fondly christened Wal-Mart plus .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Emmett's Adventure in Walmart by xxJxROxx reviews
Emmett and Edward go to Wal*Mart to get Bella food. But Emmett finds a way out and looks throughout the store on his own. What does he get himself into? I promise the ending is hilarious! one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Edward Watches Bella Sleep by felblossom reviews
Edward's POV from the first night Bella and Edward spend together in Twilight, with an unexpected twist... ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Phys Ed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While leaving her gym class, Bella comes across a great temptation. Lemon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Clean Break by Autumn Cullen reviews
I was dreading this, I didn’t want to leave her, oh god did I not want to leave her. I had to do this quick, before I lost my mind... One shot. Edward's point of view on leaving Bella. Read and review. Enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Midnight Moon by ThatRebelKid reviews
Edward left Bella to insanity. To death. Does he really expect a warm welcome when he comes back? Sad story. Don't know where I'm going with this... Inspiration struck. EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Chicken Soup by always-urs reviews
Bella gets sick adn Edward has the perfct cure. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Edward's Jam Fetish by MysteriousMidnightVampiress reviews
[ONE SHOT WITH SEQUELtwo chapters] There was once a time, when JAM existed to create joy in the long dead life of Edward Cullen. And to freak out Bella, resolving in her biting the head of Mr.Ginger bread man, creating the SEQUEL to THE RETURN OF THE GING
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
How could I leave? by forevermagik reviews
This is Edward's version of Why did you leave? If you haven't read that one, I advise you read that one before reading this one. It'll make more sense that way.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Why did you leave? by forevermagik reviews
The Cullen's are forced to leave Forks. Bella is forced to live without them. But when an old enemy shows up in her bedroom, seeking revenge...what will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete