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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Robin Hood BBC, Star Wars, Gossip Girl, Charles Dickens, Alice, 2009, Avatar, Firefly, Doctor Who, Stargate: SG-1, and Les Misérables.
Hey, I'm htbookreader1..and here's some things i think you might want to know about me
NOTE: i wrote a story for ChazziiBabes competition about the past of Twilight characters called "the past" if you want to vote for my story...pleaz and i'll be indebted to you for eternity...pleaz vote for my story "past and future all in a dream" on XJaspersaysRelaxX's poll... http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1975678/
I CAME IN SECOND!!--this is cool for me because i've never been close to winning anything in my life...but thats one!!
thats the story above just in case you wanna check it out
NOTE 2: I love writing for myself and for others if I sorta know you on fanfiction and you like either Avatar, Harry Potter, Robin Hood BBC, Twilight (something else i'm willing to write)
then you can make a request oneshot (or two chapter story) and i'll put it up just pm me with details and the like :)
firstly i love reading, i would do it 24 hours a day, seven days a week, but alas school... and i love writing about nothing and everything i write on the back of my hands, on normal paper, and on my planner with ideas of books, stories, and poetry which i suck at but i love anyway
the books i adore change but still some remain the same: The Once and Future King, Catch-22, Pride and Prejudace, Sense and Sensiblity, Twilight, Romeo and Juliet, A Tale of Two cities, Harry Potter, LOTRS...the list goes on and on...
the movies change as well for now they are: Twilight, All the President's Men, The Graduate, Across the Universe (I love the beatles), LOTRS (I like the second one the most but thats just me) Titanic--tears in my eyes for that blessed movie as i love Jack, Shakespeare in Love (Joseph Finnes...he is soooo fine) Romeo and Juliet (1968, 1990s)--thank you Leo and Leonard Whiting!! Star Wars...4 + 5 + 6...because they are awsome 1 because of Ewin Mcrgegor...2 + 3 because of my beloved Hayden!! Harry Potter, Star Trek 2009...and the list could continue onward
New Movie Love: AVATAR--Seriously sat in the movie theatre in awe for three hours..and jake not only is sweet and adorable but HOT!
Update: Can you BELIEVE Avatar did not win best picture?? come on it totally deserved it...no offense to the hurt locker but...avatar was just...no words to descrbie its awasomness...
The tv shows: Friends, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, North and South, Merlin, Sports Night, West wing, Robin Hood BBC, Firefly, Doctor Who
A little more about me--if you cared to know
I write all the time and i love doing it...
If i could meet anyone in the world it would be Will Shakespeare as I love that man...and his writing never fails to make me smile
Sometimes i do believe that Robin Hood from BBC will come swinging into one of my classes...sigh of bliss..and then my teacher wakes me up to unwelcomed reality...
apparently i dont look like my age which im not too sure if thats a good or a bad thing...
i have pages and pages of writing scribbled everywhere and only i can make sense of their meaning...no one else seems to understand my totally legible handwriting...
Fictional Characters I have loved:
Romeo: My first fictional love from a book...how can you not love the tragic beautiful youth??
Anakin/Hayden Christiansen--What?? you think its geeky that i find a starwars character hot??--fine
Harry Potter: That boy knows how to wave his wand...hehehe i've always wanted the chance to say something like that in real life
Jack Dawson: He would have jumped anywhere for Rose...sniff...I love him and I would not have let go!!
John Thorton from North and South: He's like Guy of Gisborne but without the ridicoulsly long hair..come on the man needs some love and happy endings!!
ROBIN HOOD BBC: Because stealing from the rich and giving to the poor is very hot to 21st century girls
Edward Cullen: Because...just because...hehehe...
Hatter from "Alice" 2009: "Do you know why they call me Hatter?"--I know why I LOVE Hatter!
Doctor Who (2010): I love David too..but Matt...every time he says "Trust me, I'm the Doctor" I just wanna smile!
Harry Potter--Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Luna
Grey's Anatomy--Alex/Izzie, George/Izzie
Gossip Girl--Blair/Chuck Serena/Dan
Twilight--Edward/Bella Jake/Nessie, Carlisie/Esme, Emmett/Rosalie, Alice/Jasper Sam/Emily
Robin Hood--Much/Eve, Djaq/Will, Guy/Meg, Allan/Kate--because Allan needs a girl okay??
ROBIN/MARIAN!!--no questions about that!! they are OTP for me!!
Firefly--mal/kaylee mal/river zoe/wash mal/inara
Doctor Who Ten/Rose Eleven/Amy
Stories/poems I've already written:
A Changed Moon -New Moon AU Jake's the one who leaves Bella, edward comes to comfort her who will she choose now??
Confessions of a Jedi in love-obi-wan/Padme obiwan’s side of AOTC how he watched Anakin fall in love with padme while he fell in love with her too..who does she love
Haunting Me--ghost marian comes back as a ghost to haunt the women in robin’s life starting with Isabella…what happens when the haunting isn’t enough to make her happy? Rob/mar
He would move heaven and earth--set during ‘walkabout’ marian makes guy and goes off with him to escape certain death…how could she have known that robin would shortly return with the sheriff and save the day? Can robin save marian from guy’s lust?? Robin/marian!!
I See Myself in Your Smile--Lucie has an epiphany waitng for Sydney’s seat to be “occupied” and then to leave for England…what happens when she realizes that the man she truly loves is not beside her but condemned to die? Sydney/lucie
In these Slipping Seconds of Life--Sydney Carton recounts his journey through A Tale of Two Cities…a surprise ending…
Just One Night--AU Edward can’t stand it anymore and he goes back home to Bella in New Moon intending to propose…but what will he find when he returns home? Ed pov Edward/bella jake/bella
Left Behind at the Wedding--What goes through Guy’s mind after Marian punches him and runs out the door? Ever thought about why guy just let her go?
Life isn’t without her--Edward has just heard about Bella’s…death…in New Moon WHAT DOES HE DO? What is he thinking the minute he drops the phone? Edward/Bella
Love Leads Us Home--AU series 2 episode 13 what happens when, to save Marian, Robin jumps in front of Guy’s ready blade? How will Marian and the gang move on? Who will marian move on to? Rob/mar guy/mar allan/mar
My BellaEdward’s feelings somewhere in Twilight and New Moon…how he loves Bella but he hates who he is…
My love Lasts Forever--Edward…Jake…Bella three different characters but they have similar emotions and feelings…
Past and Future all in a Dream—entry for ChazziiBabes competition about the past of twilight characters…this is human Edward’s POV…about the day the influenza came to Chicago Illinois ont hat fateful day in 1918
That Kind of Blood On Your Hands-my first avatar fanfic oneshot jake tells neytiri a little about his bloody soliderish past and finds comfort the night before the great battle jake/neytiri
The Boy who Might Live--Cedric Diggory’s side of the Goblet of Fire…from the moment his name comes from the goblet of fire…there’s trouble brewing…he starts dreaming about his oncoming death and who comforts him? Hermione?
The Good Bit--post series three…Much gets one chance to see Robin again
This is Me--Chuck/blair AU chuck is your average ladies man…doesn’t care about anyone except himself…but what happens when the new girl blair walks into his life?
To Create a Better Forever--sequel to “he would move heaven and earth” everyone is back from france but there is still a kingdom to recover, a king that needs to come home, and what happens when another woman tries to come between the newlywedded robin and marian?
Try looking into my mind--Ever wondered how edward had do deal with hearing about all of the guys who lusted after bella? normally with the humans...its no big deal hes better than them...but what about Jake's thoughts?
What I’d Give up What I’d Keep-- robin/marian poem...robin reflects on all that he wants to do...but can't do
What we do for love--robin and marian...guy discovers she's the night watchman...normally robin would save her...but what if she's already chased him away...by defending guy?
Will my Words reach you in time?-- Robin looks down at Marian's body...words he cannot say tangle his mind...she's going to die...will he say them in time? set last episode of first season
Please dont use my characters...if you come across them...and they dont seem like they belong to any of the respected authors...or entertainment industries...just dont use them for your own stories or purposes...
Edward cullen--Sexier than you since 1918
Edward Cullen...because werewolves dont sparkle
Hope you all are going to see NEW MOON on Nov. 20th...i know i will try to be there and support my adorable vampire!! in all his shiny radient beauty...
I'm team edward but i still love jake...
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may i say how awful the ending of Robin hood BBC was?? I mean killing Robin AND Guy AND Allan?? what does the BBC think they are doing??--> though i was quite pleased that marian came back in the end to bring robin up to heaven..HAHA Isabella and Kate...you thought you'd get him in the end but you were sadly mistaken...hahahahaha--yes i have evil thoughts agianst fictional t.v. characters--what of it??
Sweetest Thing Ever
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
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Copy and paste if...
IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO OWN A TAZER...
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...
If you have deja vu a lot…
If you probably have a body in your closet…
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it…
If you would kill to have wings…
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”…
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer…
If you're random and proud of it…
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...
If people think you are mentally insane...
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation…
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one…
If you have your own little world…
If you've ever talked to yourself…
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination…
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area…
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it…
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water…
If you haven't died yet…
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"…
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array
If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile
If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile
If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you see a Volvo and think twilight...copy and past this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
You know your addicted to Robin hood when...
1. Get unreasonably excited When your English teacher mentions euphemisms.
2. See a pigeon and think 'Lardener!'
3.. Are tempted to apply to Nottingham University for no other reason than its connection with Robin Hood.
4. Are tempted to say "They aren't crying, they're laughing on the wrong side of their face." when someone cries
5. Haved watched the Crafty craftsman, Honey euphemism, Booby & the Beast, Will and Djaq barn scene 'episode clips on youtube countless times.
6. Wish it was October already!
7. Have taken up writing fanfiction because you have so many ideas of possible situations for your favourite characters.
8. Yell at your family/housemates to shut up so you can watch Robin Hood and not miss anything, even if you've seen it ten times before.
9. Sulk when you discover Will/Allan/Much/Djaq doesn't have a character profile on your DVD.
10. Listen to songs and apply the lyrics to characters from the show.
11. Your wallpaper on your laptop is a character from the show.
12. Search obsessively for cast interviews on youtube.
13. Randomly hum the theme tune to yourself.
14. Suddenly know where Nottingham, Israel and Acre are on the map.
15. Have tried to find to find Sherwood Forest/Locksley/Acre on Google Earth.
16. Have made your own fan video and posted it on youtube
17. cant stop thinking about it
18.Have arguement in the middle of geography over whos fitter, Will or Allan
19.Write about them instead of doing a Charles dickens essay because you get distracted by his great great grandson
20. Cant do any work in ICT coz theres a picture on the wall of Robin Hood
21.Everytime someone says Baby you think about baby seth and the outlaws
22.In history your teacher says the cursades and you shout ROBIN HOOD WAS IN THEM!
23. The Slut in your form looks like Sarah the person Rob snogged in series 1 and you continuely point that out.
24. Everytime the Word Robin Hood comes up you jump for joy.
25. Your friends all think your mad because everything links back to it
Lastly: MUSIC!! which rules my world...Evanesence, the Maine, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snow Patrol, Lifehouse, Death Cab for Cutie, The Beatles, Arlo Guthrie, R.E.M., Indigo Girls, Dave Matthews Band, A Fine Frenzy, Three Days Grace, SafetySuit, imogen heap,...Idk what else...but different music moves me in different days...